Episodes

Straight from the Patreon in time for this holiday season, it's a Blades in the Dark test game in pure, uncut form (mostly, I do truncate silence in the raw mixes). Have you ever wondered how many ums a group can cram into a show? We smashed the theoretical limit long ago and have improved since then, but there's still a lot more of them in this than in the fully produced episodes. Um... Enjoy!

The investigators decide to put a pin in their plan to go clubbing (for the moment) in order to potentially corner Brooks and de la Luz in their domicile, inadvertently reenacting a scene from Wishmaster with their own spin on it in the process.

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It's not all birds and birds for the investigators, sometimes it's birds instead. In this episode the birds bird bird the birds. Birds birds birds? Bird bird bird bird!

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The investigators sift through ashes, track down matches, and get distracted on the trail of Jonathan Brooks and the insipid cult. With this many leads they're set to meet up with their quarry in record-breaking time.

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The cast sit down on camera to discuss the Ethiopia leg a little but mostly dither around and answer listener questions! Craig was not having a great time with this one so you may have a better experience over at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkcC-MHU_hQ

The team returns to New York to recover and tie up loose ends before following a lead found on a record in Trammel's conservatory quite some time ago all the way to Mexico City, Mexico.

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Happy Halloween! Way way back in the 1990's several film industry employees dug up famous guys and, well mostly guys and had them cameo in this thing. Now the peeps from Daniel's Dread Tales are gonna talk all the way through. Sharing, learning, nerding, judging, it's time to laugh and shiver and... wish. Wish guy

Wish Guuuuuuy

(We watched Wishmaster and chatted about it)

This episode features:

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Outside of a small but noticeable hiccup, everything is going to plan. After tying off some loose ends our Investigators are eager to put as much space as possible between themselves and Dallol.

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With a prominent member of the cult firmly in their grasp the investigators are ready to finally get some straight answers.

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Figuring they've probably seen it all by now the investigators take an entirely optional trip to Dallol. Spoilers: They hadn't seen it all

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On their way to track down Frank Ayers and the cult, the investigators have caught wind of some disturbing goings-on at Dallol. After getting patched up and checking in a Kohluli that's just where they intend to go next.

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On their way to Investigate the whereabouts of George Ayers and the fate of the Dallol dig site the investigators question a shady individual and commandeer a company train. Next stop: Mystery. All aboard!

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The only thing hotter than the leads the investigators are hunting down is everything else in Ethiopia. As they make their ponderous way to Dallol and Ayers the team talks to a frustrated archaeologist, an idling middle manager, and a third, more mysterious figure.

Content Warnings: Cut-off shorts, trauma, alcohol abuse

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With matters as settled as they can be in Malta our investigators return to New York for a brief respite before continuing on to their next destination: The wartorn sands of Ethiopia.

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The crew gets together to discuss the Malta leg of Eternal lies and plan their next big trip. Video for this wrapup discussion is available on our youtube channel!

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⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Nathan⁠⁠⁠...

"You Idiots Should Not Have Taken A Spa Day" -Daniel Fernandez

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⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Damien⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ as Reginald Kilworth, Traumatized Veteran

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Nathan⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ as JB Faulk, Accidental True Crime Author

Russell as Collin Kane, Soft-Boiled Private Eye

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Our noble investigators seek a reprieve from the horrors in recent days before facing off against the horrid mouth cult.

Content Warnings below to avoid spoilers

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Like all good actual play TTRPGs, the first episode had our characters meeting in a tavern! It went off the rails pretty quick after that though.

We've all learned a lot over the past couple years. About editing, about our show, about ourselves. In their off-time Russell decided to revisit the first episode. This took a very long time, you would not believe, Enjoy!

Back to regular release next week!

Content Warning: Wanton disregard for the injuries of relatives.

Daniel was our GM for this T...

The time has come at last to enact their daring plan: tonight the investigators abduct a cultist.

Content Warnings: Abduction,sexual content, coercion, child endangerment

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System from Pelgrane Press and Features

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as Reginald Kilworth, Traumatized Veteran

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With a few nagging leads remaining the investigators set about looking into Donovan's yacht and pay a visit to the hospital, discovering things they'd expected and things they hadn't even guessed at.

Content Warnings: carrion, deception, coercion

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It wasn't Nathan's laptop this time.

We'll be back as soon as we can, hopefully by the end of the week at the latest.

With their newfound tenuous grasp of the situation in Valetta our noble investigators hatch a plot to snag a Donovan or two. Step one: Investigate some more.

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Content Warning: references to violence, sexual content and body horror from recent episodes.

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With things going from bad to bleak in the blink of a mouth the crew decides to make the perfectly rational decision to get as far away as possible. With any luck they'll never have to deal with a mouth again! These are; however, not lucky people and Mz. Winston-Rogers is paying well.

Content Warning: references to violence, sexual content and body horror from recent episodes.

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Although Perhaps Relaxing In Luxury For Our Original Lads Should come after talking about the events of last episode they, and our newer lassie got together for an out of character chat about this arc and what to do next. Daniel edited this one because Russell was busy trying to hold all these limes. After the chat nothing happens because why would it!

Content Warning: Discussion of the violence, body horror and sexual content in the previous episodes

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