Daniel's Djinn Tales

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Daniel's Dread Tales is a show
for grown-ups.

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It may contain adult language
and adult themes.

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warnings.
Yeah.

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OK, shall we do an intro?
Shall we introduce ourselves?

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I guess we should do some of
those things, yeah.

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Yeah, Hello, everyone.
Welcome to our Halloween special

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here at Daniel's Dread Tales.
I am Nathan pronouns he, him,

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you know me from these parts.
Today I am joined by.

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I we're, we're all being very
polite and waiting.

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Go ahead person who's name I
don't want to say 'cause you

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should introduce yourself.
Hi, I'm Damien Evay after you

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all.
Right.

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I'm Daniel Heeham of Daniel of
the Dread Tales.

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And I'm Russell lay them also of
Daniel's gin tales.

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Oh, Daniel's Gin Tales, yeah.
Yeah.

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Yeah, OK.
All right.

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Yes.
And as we have just implied this

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year's Halloween special, we are
talking about a movie,

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Wishmaster, a 1997 horror film.
And I had a pretty good time

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with it.
I did too.

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Directed by Robert Kurtzman, who
you may know from, well,

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directing Wish Master.
No, you know him from mostly

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doing special effects on a lot
of other movies.

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He's not really known as a
director so much, but he kind of

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knocked it out of the park with
this one.

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Yeah, Yeah, he did.
Not the scariest movie I've ever

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seen, but it has its merits.
Oh yeah.

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I wouldn't necessarily call it
scary, but it's a, it's a, it's

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a hoot.
I would call it a hoot.

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That is how I would describe it
starring.

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Oh yeah, go ahead.
It it's definitely an

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experience.
Yeah.

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Yes.
It stars the excellent Andrew

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DeVos and as the evil genie who
is the wishmaster.

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And then there's a bunch of
other people running around.

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But he truly is the best part of
the Flick A. 100 percent, 100%.

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So who had seen this movie
before?

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Before we sat down for this
several times.

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Yeah, you were the one who
recommended it so.

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I had, but it had been a while.
I thought I had seen it, and

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then I sat down to watch it and
clearly had not seen it.

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So I don't know where I got the
idea that I'd see it, but I did

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not remember anything about it.
I had seen the kill count, but

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no, I had not seen the movie
itself in full.

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OK, well now we all have.
Now we all have.

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Be careful what you wish for.
Or be careful what you did in

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general.
Sort of declare in a offhanded

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manner.
Yeah, yeah.

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He.
Motherfucker plays real loose

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with what qualifies as a wish.
Big time.

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Yeah, just saying you want
something is you're going to get

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wished baby.
I mean, even a yeah, sure, on

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occasion.
Yeah, but then he has to say as

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you wish.
As you wish.

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Yeah, I I didn't have enough
syllables.

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You're right.
I needed to add more syllables

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to it.
He cannot say wish or wishes

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without the extra syllable.
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Gin impression is startlingly
good.

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This is one of the reasons I
love the movie.

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It's just such a fun voice to
do.

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Yeah.
All right, so we should probably

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talk about the plot of this
thing.

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But overall, there's an evil
genie.

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He wants you to make wishes, and
if you make wishes, bad things

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happen.
We start out with an extremely

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long opening scene that is
barely relevant for the rest of

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the movie, followed by
exposition monologue because we

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needed that as well.
Yeah, I don't, don't.

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Yeah, I it is what happened to
the art of the opening text

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narration, you know, And the
answer is it died.

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And I'm kind of glad, but.
Yeah, this is the first of our

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horror movie.
Like All Star cameos actually in

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the opening text, because they
don't trust you to read, so they

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read it out loud too.
They don't know if everybody

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watching the movie is
illiterate.

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It was the 90s, yeah.
Yeah, but that's Angus Scrim,

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the tall man from Phantasm doing
the opening narration.

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Yeah, that's a pretty deep cut.
I've yeah, I do love that.

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It's very weird.
I mean, you know, I the whole

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movie is it's like produced by.
No, maybe it's not.

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I thought, yeah, never mind.
Definitely.

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No, it's Wes Craven.
Yeah, it says Wes Craven

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presents at the top of the the
poster.

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Wes Craven's like, you know,
he's a big horror guy, so we got

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all of his horror buddies to
come in.

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I guess.
That's the that's the next movie

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we should watch.
We should watch Phantasm.

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That.
That's a wild fucking movie if

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you haven't seen it.
I'm not sure if I have or not.

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Yeah, you would be more excited
about me saying, hey, the

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Taliban from Witch from
Phantasm, not from Witchmaster.

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The Taliban from Witchmaster is
is the gin I guess.

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Now we got away for everyone.
Now when we watch Phantasm it's

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going to be like, oh shit, it's
the opening narrator from

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Witchmaster.
Exactly, he says.

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Fear the gin so coolly.
Only fear the Jin, which is good

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because now I don't have to
worry about anything else.

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Yeah, I will say I I do enjoy
this movie.

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It has a lot of really stupid
lines.

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Oh yeah, I also don't know if I
buy into the the premise.

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Like it seems so odd.
God made okay, God made light

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and that made angels.
Okay, maybe God made earth and

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that gave birth to man.
All right, I'm with you.

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Okay, and then the fire gave
birth to gin.

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Where the fuck did the fire come
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Yeah, I don't know.
I.

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Think that wasn't mentioned?
And if God made that, then why

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did he banish all of them to a
hell dimension?

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It's like one of those things
were like, he's like, I'm going

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to make fire.
That's going to be cool.

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I hope the fire doesn't create
anything terrible.

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And then the fire created
something terrible and he just

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has to go like, oh, you tried,
son.

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Well, turns out Earth created
man, so that also made something

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terrible.
But that's that's all other

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conversation.
Yeah, you know, and they're

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sealed away.
But if you wish enough times,

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they get out and they'll kill
everybody on Earth.

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You just have to accept it.
You just have to accept it

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anyway.
Also, by the way, I was talking

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about this with people before we
even started this.

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The this magic gem that the
wizard is going to seal the gin

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away with.
We see them making it.

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That's not how gems is made.
They're pouring it like molten

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metal like they're making a
sword, but they put it into like

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a a gem mold.
That's not how it I.

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Don't know.
No, it's a geode.

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Yeah, yeah.
And.

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It's even less how geodes are
made.

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That's so, that's so much.
And like I said this one I'm

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willing to give it a slide
because like the guy doing it is

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explicitly a wizard.
You're right, it is magic.

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Anyway, so after our after our
opening duration, we're in

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Persia in old timey times.
Yeah, and.

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And how's it going in Persia?
Could be better.

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Smash cut to smash cut to this
absolute madness that I really

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feel like the Persian emperor
should have seen this one

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coming, he said.
I wish to see wonders.

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Yeah, that's that.
That has a monkey popble wish if

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I ever heard one.
It's the most monkey popble

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wish.
You basically let the the gin

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cast domain expansion on the
entire area around you.

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Like that guy has free range do
whatever the fuck he wants now.

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But it's great.
It gives us an excuse to see a

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bunch of like quick shots of
wild special effects and crazy

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stuff going on.
Like the just like an alien come

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out of a guy's stomach.
There's a lady turning into

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wood.
There's the skeleton that pops

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out of the guy's body.
That's a.

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And then starts attacking
another guy.

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Exactly, it rules.
And also for some reason Han

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Solo.
I guess they just had the prop

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lying around and had to use it.
Yeah, the one of them kind of

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looks like Han Solo.
You are correct.

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You know, sometimes it's it's
sad that all person turning into

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wall effects will forever carry
the connotation of being Han

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Solo, but I think it's a burden
we must all bear for the good of

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the human.
Rights, yeah, but it's pretty.

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It's some really gnarly special
effects, which is usually.

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God I I'm sorry, I'm pausing
because I'm playing this quietly

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in the background and I'm seeing
the skeleton come out of the

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guy's head.
Oh shit, this rules.

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I should pause it so I'm not
distracted by it.

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God, you.
You sure you don't want to be

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the one to run this Dan?
You seem to be having a great

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time.
No, no, no.

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It's, it's fine.
It's fine, yeah.

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And that's, look, this movie
definitely slows down after this

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opening special effects
nonsense.

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Yeah, like the wizard prevents
the king from making his third

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wish, which would unleash all
the jinn upon earth and seals

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the jinn inside.
I think they called it a fire

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Opal.
Correct.

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Yeah.
And as we find out later,

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there's kind of a loophole to
that one, too.

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Yeah, yeah.
Also I don't understand why, I

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mean again you just have to go
with it, but why is it if you

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make 3 wishes the JID will come
into the world like it's Mortal

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Kombat and like they've won the
tournament they get to kill

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everybody on earth like it?
Because.

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Because that's the rules.
I know, I know.

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It's just the rules.
It's.

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Wizard shit.
It's the rules.

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Why do the Cenobites come out
when you open the box?

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Yeah, well, it's the rules.
There is a lot of buy in in this

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movie.
I find there is just a fair

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amount of stuff where you have
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Like to watch this movie you
must accept many steps of this

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premise.
Yeah.

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I mean, I'm not trying to cinema
sense this thing.

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It's just there's a lot.
It's there's a lot going on and

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in some, in some ways there's a
lot going on.

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In some ways it's just really
fucking stupid and I'm

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overthinking it.
Exactly.

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I noticed a mention of legally
distinct nib Chagarath no

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relation.
I believe they.

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I believe this wizard we find
out later is I think it's

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Zoraster, like the founder of
Zorastrianism.

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Which is, I've got the Wikipedia
page pulled up to a double check

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and yeah, it's it's a roster.
That's the guy.

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It's a little weird to have like
the leader of a religious that's

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like, it's not quite like having
Jesus show up and banish the

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jinn, but like, it's adjacent
anyway.

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It's not some real ass religion.
Yeah, I mean, all religious are

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saying, but you know, it's
weird.

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OK.
Are we allowed to air that?

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Yeah, we've firmly established
that Daniel is moving towards

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annoying atheists.
So like.

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That is true.
That is true.

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OK.
It's honestly only the 7th most

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blasphemous thing said in
earnest on this podcast.

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So.
Yeah, exactly.

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Anyway, so then, so they sealed
away the jet and we're good,

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right?
Yeah, absolutely.

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Yeah, definitely.
Smash cut modern day America and

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modern day 19.
Seven day America.

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It's not even 1997, it's present
day America, which means it is

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2025.
OK, explains all the fucking

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flip phones, which is something
we have in 2025 America.

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None of these longshoremen is
wearing high viz vest.

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There's no designated smoking
area.

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There's no spotter.
I don't know how these docks

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work.
Well, they don't work well

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because one of the first things
we see on this dock is a drunk

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guy like has something like get
destroyed.

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He does.
Kill a man?

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Yeah.
A little bit.

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Oh yeah, I guess he killed the
guy too.

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I may be forgetting.
So a art dealer, Raymond

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Beaumont, played by fucking
Freddy Krueger himself, Robert

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Englund, is getting this statue
brought in, and the drunk crane

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operator drops the statue on
Freddy Krueger's assistant,

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killing him, breaking the statue
and revealing the gem hidden

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inside, which is subtly snatched
by a dock worker.

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A guy who never appears to be a
dock.

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Everybody's just stealing stuff.
Shit ass doc who hired these

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people.
I will note this is less of a

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cool.
This is a less iconic cameo, but

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the drunk guy is Joseph Polito,
who plays the bad guy general in

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Day of the Dead.
The guy who starts screaming I

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had it with your monkey shines
that that guy.

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If you've seen that movie, you
know who I'm talking about.

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Yeah, to choke on them, guy.
I think so, yeah.

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Yeah.
Choke on them.

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Oh God, what that dude?
Oh yeah, he does that too.

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I just think of the stuff where
he starts yelling at the the

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other scientists.
But yeah, yeah, everybody is

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here, is what I'm saying.
Also, just in the background is

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Ted Raimi, Sam Raimi's brother.
He doesn't really do much, but

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he's.
Well, he's the one who dies.

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Oh yeah, he's right.
He's the one who dies.

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Yeah, he's the one who gets
taken out.

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Holy shit.
What a cameo that was a real,

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real sort scream time for that
guy, Yeah.

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Yeah, everyone's here.
So the guy takes the gem away

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and then what?
I don't remember what happens

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next.
Let's see. 11 minutes in, we

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meet our heroine getting hit on
by her best friend.

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Yeah, our heroine is a
gemologist who is called in by

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her boss to examine this thing
when a pawnbroker brings it to

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them.
Her best friend sucks.

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Yeah, yeah.
Her best friend is is is in, he

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is on screen for like 5 minutes
and I think he hit on her at

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least 15 times.
Like average 3A minute.

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It was impressively shitty.
Right, So like she's so we see

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her and she's going to like
examine the gem and then she's

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like, oh, there's something
weird in this gem of and then

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she's saying, yeah, with her
shitty not boyfriend who wants

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to be her boyfriend?
And then they just like play

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tennis for a while.
Bowling tennis comes first.

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Yeah.
The tennis comes first.

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Yeah, she is called from the
tennis game to examine this gem.

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That's what it is.
OK, OK.

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Yeah.
And then in the process of doing

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that, she kind of blows on it
and rubs it against her blouse,

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which cue the whole you rubbed
the thing.

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The genie is then wait, which
kind of started the the the wake

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up sequence.
Yeah.

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Subtitles say that, Jin said.
You have awoken me.

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I didn't actually hear that.
I don't.

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Think he did.
He did.

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It was just kind of quiet and
they they, they tried to make it

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subtle.
Clearly they succeeded if I

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missed it.
Like she is is it that she has

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to leave?
She has to leave so that the gem

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could blow up and kill shitty
guy, but she's not going to be

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there.
She takes.

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It to shitty guy's lab at a
university and it's like, hey,

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this is weird.
Can you examine this?

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And he's like, yeah.
And then he hits on her again a

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bunch.
Well, she is clearly anti

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interested.
Yeah.

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And then she leaves and he's
examining it later and it

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fucking explodes in the machine
that he was using to examine it

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for some reason.
For Genie related reasons.

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Yeah, Genie related reasons,
naturally.

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Yeah, yeah.
It's usually gin, yeah.

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Not that genie, but yeah.
Oh, and he starts out as a

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little brain baby looking dude.
Yeah.

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By choice.
Yeah, that was a a thing during

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that era of horror content.
Yeah, I mean, what's the point

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of a good horror practical
effect if you're not going to

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make at least one ungodly flesh
monster, right?

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Oh, exactly.
It's such a good horror concept.

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John Carpenter made a whole film
about it.

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Exactly.
Shouldn't forget though, the

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reason that she's not in the lab
is she has to go coach her

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basketball team.
That's right, she runs a girls

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basketball team.
She runs a girls basketball team

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in a subplot that feels like
you're like, oh, is this going

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to be something?
And it's kind of something, but

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it's not really something.
Yeah.

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I But anyway, enough about the
girls basketball team.

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There's this horrible wet,
greasy puppet man off the

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ground.
Yeah, who then begins to.

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Start of some fairly fast and
loose definitions on what

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qualifies as a wish, as Alex
wishes for or not Alex.

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Josh.
Josh Yeah, wishes for relief

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from his pain.
Yeah, and then kills him.

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Yeah, yeah.
I mean, he was relieved of his

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pain.
Yeah, yeah.

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To be fair, in the Jin's
position, that is what I would

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have done too, yeah.
And then it helps the gin

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reconstitute into a humanoid.
Yes.

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Sort of.
I mean, just so that it's just,

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I mean, admittedly he was a guy
in a costume though, like a wild

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fucking prosthetic costume.
Now he's in a less wild, but

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still definitely a guy in the
costume who's standing up.

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I believe that is.
I read somewhere that that's

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Verne Schroyer as the small
version of the JID, but I can't

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find that anywhere, so that
might not be true.

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OK.
I have a note here that with

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Nick did Nick, Josh.
I have no idea how he got his

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name so wrong.
Rather consistently while taking

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notes.
Now she can get better friends.

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Yeah.
Yeah, one would hope.

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You know, it's good that he's
dead because like, it would suck

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if he like came back or
something.

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Yeah, that would be stupid.
That'd be so dumb.

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OK I'm IMDb does say that is
Verne Troyer so that is mini me

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as the monster but this this is
pre Austin Powers though so.

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Yeah.
Anyway, yeah 'cause the the gin

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feeds on wishes, which I don't
know, again, that's just that's

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what it does.
It feeds on wishes, but to be

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free it has to get 3 wishes from
the one who rubbed the OR the

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the gem.
Is that right?

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Is that how it works 'cause he
gets more than 3 wishes from

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like a lot of people 'cause he
keeps doing like wish shit to

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people, but he has to get 3 from
her.

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We don't know this yet.
This hasn't really been

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established yet, but he's going
to try to get 3 from her and

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then that's going to end the
world.

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She's sad 'cause her not
boyfriend's dead.

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Because like she.
Yeah.

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Well, she like, saw it as it was
happening.

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Yeah, yeah, too.
She has a psychic link to the

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gym.
Oh, right, right, 'cause gym

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magic, Yeah.
Yeah, and when she like finds

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him dead, she's like, oh, I I
was so, I, I was so mean to him

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or whatever.
She like lamented not And and

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the whole time I'm just like oh
girl, get better self esteem.

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Yep.
He was not worth it.

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Can we just all agree here and
now that despite only being in

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the film for like 5 minutes,
that guy was the worst part of

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the movie?
For 5 minutes he.

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He's not even a fun, fun horror
movie cameo that I can point

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out.
Yeah.

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Yeah, he's just some dude.
He's just annoying.

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It's like the worst thing a
character can be.

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I mean, I guess horror films
kind of thrive on killing

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annoying characters, but at the
same time, I feel like this

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movie wants us to sympathize
with him.

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And no, no, I'm not doing the.
90s anymore.

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Yeah, but anyway, this is when
we go to just a random pharmacy.

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Fucking bum and fucking prick.
Fucking face off.

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What?
The fucking bum and fucking

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priss fucking prick.
Fucking face off.

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Yeah.
We get the wonderful line you're

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the piss complected after birth
of a Chinese gang banger.

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Yeah, this, this the humble.
By the way, George George Buck

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Flower, who is a homeless man in
most of John Carpenter's films

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and a the bum in Back to Future
1 and 2.

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Yeah, I know him from They Live
primarily.

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Yeah, that's what you probably
know him from.

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He's got a big, big ish part and
they live, but he's a village of

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the Day after.
He's a star man.

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He's an escape from New York.
He's from the Fog again.

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More horror movie people.
Yeah, but he seems so genuine.

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I really believed he was
homeless.

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You know, he's just really good
at it.

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He's done it enough that he's
getting good at it.

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Like, this is a homeless man.
This is a man who's been

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homeless for most of his acting
career.

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So you know.
And pharmacist he's.

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Also a Phantasm cameo.
Yeah, yeah, that's Reggie

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Bannister from Phantasm.
Yeah, there we go.

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And then I think we've hit most
of the ones except for, well,

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fucking candy.
Man's going to be showing up

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later as well.
Jason Voorhees.

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But for a while, here we are.
I will stop pointing out cameos.

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Oh yeah, only Candy Man and
Jason Voorhees.

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No biggie.
Yeah, one of the two greatest

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actors to ever live, Tony
fucking Todd.

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There was no biggie deceased.
Tony Todd, yes.

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We'll get to Tony Todd later.
Anyway, Homeless guy says a

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bunch of crazy stuff, as Russell
was pointing out before I had to

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nerdily point out that he this
guy was in other movies.

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So let's get back into the
plane.

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Well, the friendly neighborhood
wisherman shows up and tells the

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bum to give his wish some
thought, which is an offer we

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won't see again.
Yeah, right.

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Yeah, no.
They're like, yeah, he they

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never really expound on that.
Like he just, but the homeless

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man does and wishes the doctor
had cancer, the pharmacist had

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cancer, died from it.
And well, he does.

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Yeah, I I never want cancer.
I already didn't.

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But now I want it even less
'cause that was gruesome.

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Yeah, that was.
Most cancer probably doesn't

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work like that, but.
Yeah, yeah.

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You know I.
For the audience at home, it

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makes him explode.
Yeah, it does make him explode.

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And now it's my turn to point
out a cameo.

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Apparently in the pharmacy.
While he's exploding you can see

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famous FX man Tom Savini who did
most of the Friday the 13th

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films in the ton of shit.
Oh, OK Oh, it like the blurry

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shot when he's about to explode.
OK, yeah, maybe that's Tom

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Savini.
Right.

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OK, I'm sort of going.
Through the PDA says citation

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needed so maybe, but I'm willing
to believe it considering just

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how many fucking Kenyas are in
this film.

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I mean IMDb says he was there
so.

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OK, I'm willing to trust IMDb
more than Wikipedia.

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Yes anyway is this where he said
the the GD says go tell the city

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something feeds?
I forgot the exact that like he

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says it, he's odd wishes.
Yeah, it's.

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A pretty cool line.
Yeah, that that was when that

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line happened because that was
right after the the bum got

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freaked out and ran away.
Yeah, one of the few people to

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survive their wish.
Yeah, for now.

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Yeah, he shows up later.
Yeah.

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I also don't know why the the
wish master feels the need to

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say tell people that I'm here.
It's like he that's not

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necessary.
He just shows up and tricks

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people doing wishes.
They don't need to know about

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him for that to happen.
He'd probably have better luck

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if he was like, tell people that
wishes are great and they should

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come see me and I'm.
I But considering what happened

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when the homeless man made his
wish, I don't think that's a

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message the homeless man is
probably going to repeat no

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matter what he says.
Yeah, I mean, the homeless man

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didn't.
I mean, of the wishes that are

454
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:55,080
granted, the homeless man gets
away alive and he sort of gets

455
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:58,760
his wish.
Yeah, he just has to see a man

456
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:01,160
explode into cancer.
Yeah.

457
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:04,040
Look the least raw deal in the
movie.

458
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:07,160
Yeah, this is guy who?
Really saying something.

459
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:11,960
Outside of maybe the last wish
which she like beats the gin at

460
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:15,360
the end but besides that it is
all bad wishes.

461
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:22,120
So what happens after that?
It's.

462
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:28,320
Around this part where we learn
our protagonist Alexandra, we

463
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:31,720
learn her back story.
Oh right, she talks to like her

464
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:33,200
sister.
Yeah, yeah.

465
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:38,320
And we see her apartment, which
bitch that is a house.

466
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:41,520
I don't apartment.
That is the nicest looking

467
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:44,000
apartment I've seen in my entire
life.

468
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:47,280
Funny how we never get an
exterior shot of it anyway.

469
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:50,880
Yeah.
Funny how that works.

470
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:54,360
Yeah, but yeah, we learned her
back story.

471
00:29:55,000 --> 00:30:00,680
Her parents had died in a fire.
She managed.

472
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:07,360
I think she saved her sister
from it was the thing and from

473
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:12,760
and then she had a long term
mental health recovery.

474
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:16,120
Understandable.
Horrible thing, right?

475
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:21,640
But it's not really.
Portrayed sensitively.

476
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:26,120
Yeah, yeah, her sister is kind
of a jerk about the whole thing,

477
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:30,360
to be honest.
Yeah, you saved me from fire.

478
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:34,840
Don't be crazy about it.
I glossed over that whole thing.

479
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:39,000
It's like something about fire.
She's sad because the guy's

480
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,520
dead.
OK, Yeah.

481
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:44,920
And she has, she has like a
dream where she sees, Is it

482
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:47,680
Josh?
I refuse to remember this guy's

483
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,720
name.
He's like a zombie.

484
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:52,000
Oh, no.
And then she wakes up from the

485
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,520
dream and you're like, why did
we do that?

486
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:56,560
That seems, I mean, whatever
special effects makeup.

487
00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:02,560
But yeah, she's afraid of fire.
And then she goes on like she

488
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:06,400
becomes a detective to try to
figure out like what's going on

489
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,600
with this gem.
So she goes to the shitty dock

490
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:12,600
and like starts following the
clues which is classic Angels

491
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:17,640
dread tails situation.
Yeah, I was going to say, you

492
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:23,320
know, nice to see another semi
intelligent horror investigator.

493
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,200
Yeah.
Honestly, she handled this whole

494
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:28,000
thing a lot better than any of
us would.

495
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,480
Yes.
Minimal fires.

496
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:37,360
Yeah, yes, and she didn't really
cause any of them.

497
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:42,720
Yeah, yeah, but she goes into.
Like an oversight.

498
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:51,680
A professor lady who and tries
to like learn about the gin and

499
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:56,320
right she she goes to Freddy
Krueger first and he tells her

500
00:31:56,400 --> 00:32:00,360
if she's interested in learning
more about this era, go to this

501
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:05,520
professor lady and she does.
And then we drop the second

502
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:13,040
expedition, nuke expedition
exposition, exposition.

503
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:15,800
I can speak.
You're thinking that the time

504
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,640
dot is quote where the guy's an
adventure.

505
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:23,040
A real Christmas adventure.
OK, people haven't seen one

506
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:25,840
battle after another's but if
you have they're laughing.

507
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:28,160
They're like Christmas
adventurer.

508
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:30,040
Just like 1 battle after
another.

509
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:37,560
I will take your word for it.
OK, doesn't doesn't wishy get a

510
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:43,360
new face around this time too?
Yeah, he goes to a morgue and.

511
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:49,680
It's handsy with a dead guy.
And then like some student comes

512
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:54,400
in and sees that and is like
wishes something along the lines

513
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:56,200
of I wish I weren't seeing this,
which.

514
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:58,120
Oh God, yeah.
Oopsie.

515
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:00,440
Do you gotta be careful?
You gotta be careful.

516
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:05,000
Yeah, he's surprisingly casual
about the hunched figure in the

517
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:08,080
shadows.
Yeah, I mean, to be fair, he's

518
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:12,080
at a university that's just like
1/4 of the people there.

519
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:16,320
Yeah, but then he sees him and
like, we haven't really talked

520
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:19,480
about what the JID looks like,
but he's like Emperor Palpatine,

521
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:22,880
like the green.
Yeah, Yeah.

522
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:26,800
But like, you look at the guy
just like, oh, you are not a

523
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:29,160
normal dude.
You are a monster man.

524
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:34,280
Indeed.
Yeah, Oh, I, I again, 'cause

525
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:35,920
I'm, I'm just going through
here.

526
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:40,040
The guy doesn't even, this is
the, the bullshit that the, that

527
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:42,920
our gin pulls.
He says the guy is this

528
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:46,400
something you don't wish to see?
And the guy says, yes.

529
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:51,080
It's like, come on, dude.
That's like that guy didn't wish

530
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:53,360
for that.
You're just prompting him now.

531
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:59,760
And I I guess it counts like.
Yeah, still counts.

532
00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:01,320
And then he doesn't advise
anymore.

533
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:06,360
Yeah, and at that point, the gin
is no longer entirely a monster

534
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:07,720
man.
Now he.

535
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:12,840
Becomes Nathaniel Wishmaster.
I don't think his name is

536
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:15,679
Witchmaster.
Nathaniel Wishmaster.

537
00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:18,560
It's like Devereaux, right?
Nope.

538
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:21,120
Demorest.
OK, OK.

539
00:34:21,639 --> 00:34:28,199
Yeah, who was just like, that's
before Andrew Devoff had just

540
00:34:28,199 --> 00:34:31,040
been doing the gin's voice.
Now he's also just playing the

541
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:32,639
gin.
Yes.

542
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:39,040
And continues to be amazing
every time he's on screen.

543
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:44,679
Yep.
And also, we see every time he

544
00:34:44,679 --> 00:34:47,040
grants A wish, Alex, like, gets
a vision of it.

545
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:51,840
And it's like, yeah.
They showed us every time and

546
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:54,480
was like, all right, I think I
got it after the second time.

547
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:56,320
Yeah, I don't know.
I understand.

548
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:57,320
I'm doing it.
Yeah.

549
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:02,400
Again, they didn't even let us
read the opening narration.

550
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:03,960
They had to, like, read it out
to us.

551
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:07,240
So again, they're not trusting
the audience on this one.

552
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,480
My next note is that I was not
not getting creep vibes for

553
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:14,560
Beaumont and I couldn't really
figure out how much of A creep

554
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:17,920
he was.
Clearly some level, but it was

555
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:20,400
never really clear.
I mean, he's Freddy Krueger,

556
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:22,040
man.
Yeah, no, that's true.

557
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:27,240
Which is funny because from what
I hear, Robert Englund is just

558
00:35:27,240 --> 00:35:31,280
like the nicest guy.
Like, he's just such a nice

559
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:35,760
dude, but he's so good at
playing creepy motherfuckers.

560
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:41,040
Is this where he talks about his
room of dead gods, which just

561
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:45,280
sounds very menacing?
Yeah, yeah, I think.

562
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:49,560
I think when he's talking with
Alex about all that, it's

563
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:57,720
honestly great use of Robert
Angwin, frankly, yeah. 100%

564
00:35:58,440 --> 00:35:59,920
like.
Absolutely.

565
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,320
Yeah.
I think while Alex is getting

566
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:08,480
the the exposition dump from the
lady Nathaniel Wishmaster, as

567
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:12,840
Russell was calling them, it's
going around just fucking doing

568
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:16,840
wish shit.
Oh yeah, and like and also all

569
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:18,880
the ladies think he's sexy,
which.

570
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:23,840
Is which I mean to be our guest,
yeah, he ain't bad.

571
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:28,720
He he's got a good luck.
He gets himself a suit and.

572
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:31,960
He was.
He was very nearly stopped in

573
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:36,000
his tracks by a security guard.
That is my favorite part of the

574
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:39,040
movie.
Yeah, yeah, that does come a.

575
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:42,080
Little.
Late but yeah, 'cause that's

576
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:46,160
great.
Though I would like to mentioned

577
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:52,400
when he buys a suit, he prompts
the clerk into wishing she was

578
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:59,280
eternally beautiful in A and it
the way he says it feels very,

579
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:02,880
very weird.
Oh, but does it?

580
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:05,160
Bother you?
That objectification

581
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:11,840
intensifies.
Yeah, but she says that she she

582
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:14,200
agrees to his thing and he turns
her into a mannequin.

583
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:21,640
Yeah, just want to bring that up
because that's a fun way to turn

584
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,120
somebody into a mannequin.
I just wish it wasn't.

585
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:27,960
This movie shows its age in
places.

586
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:33,160
Oh, it really does.
It really does.

587
00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:36,600
I mean, it's classic horror
stuff, but yeah, that would

588
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:39,920
definitely.
I wasn't around for the 90s.

589
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:43,880
I was born in 99.
Were the 90s just terrible to

590
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:45,920
women?
Always, everyday.

591
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:49,600
Yes, so bad.
Any movie from the 90s where

592
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,880
there's a girlfriend at the end
of the movie or some sort of

593
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:55,280
relationship established, they
make a sequel and she's gone.

594
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,160
They do not care about that
woman.

595
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,360
Yeah, it's it was a different
time.

596
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:04,960
It was a different time.
That's a different type, and

597
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,480
people said it was too.
Everything was being too

598
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:09,280
politically correct.
That's the thing people tell you

599
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:12,640
about the 90s.
I that is not true.

600
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:18,680
Wild anyway.
But nowadays we fix sexism so

601
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:21,840
it's all fine, we have no
problems anymore, right?

602
00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:31,080
But also then the jinn goes and
kills some cops.

603
00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:35,360
Yeah, it's part of him hunting
for Alex.

604
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:40,160
He's trying to get her
information and goes to a police

605
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:44,800
station and meets the detective
who had been in charge of Josh's

606
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:50,720
death.
And the wishmaster sees that the

607
00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:56,040
guy's being real preoccupied and
asks about it.

608
00:38:56,040 --> 00:39:01,160
And he and the cop is like, oh,
we got this guy here who keeps

609
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:05,040
on just barely getting away with
like crimes or whatever.

610
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:08,720
I just wish we would have we
could get him on something easy,

611
00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:12,160
something he did super obviously
in broad daylight.

612
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:18,240
And so the Jin's like, oh, yay,
so.

613
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:21,240
To speak.
So then he makes the the

614
00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:24,880
criminal go crazy and RIP a
guy's jaw off.

615
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:31,480
Yes, Hell yes.
And also, like, shoot a bunch of

616
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:34,440
people, but like, gun kills are
you're fine, Yeah.

617
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:36,880
Yeah, whatever.
That's not what it's about.

618
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:44,760
Yeah, and using that fun little
distraction, the gin sneaks a

619
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:47,160
look at Alex's information and
leaves.

620
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:51,760
He's maybe it's funny that he's
like this all powerful magical

621
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:55,440
creature and but can't like
magically find the cow.

622
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:57,720
She's like, I guess they're
going to go see the police and

623
00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:01,120
fuck around.
Her business card now.

624
00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:03,880
But like, that's the thing he
keeps on.

625
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:06,480
Like he brings it up because he
does.

626
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:10,240
I think it's comes up next the
scene with the security guard.

627
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:13,520
Yep, where he explicitly says to
the security guard.

628
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:16,960
Do you have any idea how
frustrating it is to have

629
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:20,880
unlimited power but only be able
to use it in the service of

630
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:22,680
wishes?
And the security guard just says

631
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:24,320
what the fuck are you talking
about man?

632
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:29,160
The security guard?
Who is Kane Hotter?

633
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:31,800
One of the guys who played Jason
Voorhees.

634
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:36,160
I think the most prolific Jason
actor, the one who's done it the

635
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:40,240
most times.
Yes, even if he was in most of

636
00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:44,080
the really bad ones.
But then again, all the Friday

637
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:48,400
thirteenths are kind of bad, but
he's in the really bad ones.

638
00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:52,200
Like I have to assume.
That's part of the charm, yes.

639
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:57,840
And not necessarily his fault.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

640
00:40:57,840 --> 00:40:59,680
He's in Jason X, which is a good
time.

641
00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:01,840
I mean, that movie's not good,
but that that movie's a good

642
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:05,880
time.
Yeah.

643
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:11,680
Anyway, yeah.
So Freddie and Jason are here.

644
00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:15,040
Yeah, and they're not fighting
this time.

645
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:18,320
They're not fighting this time.
No, they will not fight for a

646
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:20,040
while.
They're still trying to make

647
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:23,480
that Freddie versus Jason movie
when this movie is made as it

648
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:26,160
is, and they can't figure out
how to make it work, but it

649
00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:28,080
seems like.
Seems like I don't think they

650
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:35,160
ever did.
I mean, yeah, no, Freddie versus

651
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:38,800
Jason isn't great.
I don't know man.

652
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:41,920
It was I.
That's that's a discussion for

653
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:44,440
another time.
I appreciate about that movie is

654
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:47,920
that it is truly just that it
is.

655
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:52,960
It is aims nothing more than
having like Robert Englund do

656
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:56,600
his own stunts and just like
punch Freddie a lot.

657
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:58,200
Freddie does wrestling.
Nope.

658
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:00,600
Maybe next year we'll talk about
Freddie versus Jason.

659
00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:07,520
We'll see.
Anyway, the security guard tell

660
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:10,480
us the wish, Master, I, I wish
you would leave.

661
00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:13,480
And he just has to.
He just has to start walking

662
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:16,800
away.
We get the shot of him, the

663
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:21,480
smile vanishes from his face and
he slowly, sadly walks away

664
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:26,280
saying no, no, I have to get
inside.

665
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:30,240
He theoretically is getting more
powerful when they make that

666
00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:33,120
wish though.
Yeah, yeah.

667
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:36,720
But it doesn't really matter if
you can't actually get to where

668
00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:38,480
he's going.
This is.

669
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:43,120
This is true.
And then the security guard says

670
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:46,320
to the I wish to get inside,
you'd have to go through me and

671
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:49,080
I'd love to see you try and.
Some.

672
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:54,320
Wishmasters all smiles again.
Which is not phrased as a wish.

673
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:57,600
And he cancelled his other witch
which pisses me off.

674
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:03,480
Yeah, also, you would think that
this would like make Kane Hunter

675
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:08,440
explode or something, and it
does eventually, but first it

676
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:13,480
turns him into glass and then
the genie walks through the

677
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:17,480
glass and then the glass
shatters, which is like, I don't

678
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:19,480
know, man.
Well, I mean he.

679
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:24,720
Did say I'd love to see you go
through me effectively and it's

680
00:43:24,720 --> 00:43:28,200
what he did.
Yeah, this is true.

681
00:43:28,240 --> 00:43:29,080
This is.
True.

682
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:33,360
Yeah, he stepped through the
glass, like face through it

683
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:37,000
specifically so the guy could
see him going through him.

684
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:41,160
I guess you're right.
And then he shattered.

685
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:46,280
Yeah.
And at this point we he meets

686
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:52,440
Alex's boss Nick.
And this gets my vote for the

687
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:54,680
funniest scene in this whole
fucking movie.

688
00:43:56,360 --> 00:44:04,240
Because the genie convinces Nick
that he can indeed make him

689
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:11,000
infinitely wealthy and and is
willing to sell Alex out for $1

690
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:16,120
million and the genie is like
done.

691
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:22,520
And we smash cut to this guy's
mom filling out a life insurance

692
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:26,880
policy for $1,000,000, then
getting on an airplane and the

693
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:30,600
airplane exploding and the scene
just ends.

694
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:36,400
Like monkey ball stuff.
The one thing about this which

695
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:40,680
makes me again, it's fine.
How does this guy know that he

696
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:45,160
just got a billion dollars?
Because he let's, he gives the

697
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:48,440
genie what he wants and then the
genie walks away and the guy

698
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:52,240
sitting there, it's like, OK,
genie didn't hand him

699
00:44:52,240 --> 00:44:55,760
$1,000,000.
Yes, it is through the nonsense

700
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:57,840
of like, oh, you're going to get
a life insurance policy, blah,

701
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:00,480
blah, blah.
But like as of that moment, the

702
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:03,880
guy has not combed $1,000,000.
This guy could just be lying to

703
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:05,280
him.
Yeah, I.

704
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:07,200
Think I shouldn't say that it's
stupid.

705
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:11,400
It's more fun to have the mom
blow up in a plane with the life

706
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:14,040
insurance because that's classic
bandwidth shit.

707
00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:15,720
But.
And I think we just have to

708
00:45:15,720 --> 00:45:20,000
assume that his mom had the most
proactive lawyer in existence.

709
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:23,080
Yeah, guy immediately gets an
e-mail.

710
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:27,320
Like, it could also just be that
he trusted the gin because the

711
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:29,920
gin turned an object into gold
in front of him.

712
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:32,200
So.
This is true.

713
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:35,080
We also don't like see him find
out that his mom died or

714
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:36,200
anything.
Yeah, it just.

715
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:39,560
Yeah, that's the thing.
The plane explodes and the scene

716
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:43,360
ends, moving right along.
We don't.

717
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,600
Even know if he's coaching.
Basketball.

718
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,600
Yeah, I was about to say I
appreciate that this movie

719
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:50,120
doesn't waste time with
pointless seats.

720
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:52,040
Oh, wait, she's at basketball
again.

721
00:45:56,160 --> 00:46:01,160
She's got a coach, her girls
basketball team and the the the

722
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:04,440
gin is like sitting there
looking all medicine on the

723
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:08,480
bleachers.
He uses the opportunity to find

724
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:14,560
out the the professor that Alex
is seeing about this and in the

725
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:16,640
next scene she sees the
professor again.

726
00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:21,160
But we learned that it's the gin
in disguise, and he has been,

727
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:25,520
and he killed the professor off
screen, which is very lame and

728
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:28,920
yeah, shouldn't she have seen it
because of the psychic link?

729
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:32,480
It's stupid, doesn't matter.
She doesn't understand the

730
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:33,920
psychic link though, is the
thing.

731
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:36,280
She doesn't.
I, I what I do kind of

732
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:38,640
appreciate that.
That scene is the professor

733
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:42,920
keeps asking her if she wants
stuff and she's like, no, I'm

734
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:44,040
fine.
I don't need anything.

735
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:46,880
He's like, Are you sure I can
get you some water?

736
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:49,320
No, I'm OK.
Though.

737
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:53,720
I wish her something.
At one point she says please

738
00:46:53,720 --> 00:46:56,560
continue, which I feel should
have tripped it by the Jin's

739
00:46:56,560 --> 00:47:00,040
loosey goosey rules.
Yeah, yeah.

740
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:02,440
I also wanted to point out the
professor's name.

741
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:04,680
There was Wendy Durluth.
That's another Lovecraft

742
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:06,120
reference.
Oh, that is yeah.

743
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:09,920
You're right, it is.
I didn't catch that, Yeah.

744
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:14,560
I mean a sort of a Lovecraft
reference like, you know, Jason,

745
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:18,320
I mean, he published the books
and wrote a bunch of the the

746
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:20,640
shitty sequels.
Yeah, exactly.

747
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:22,560
Yeah.
Exactly, we wouldn't have

748
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:27,240
Lovecraft without him.
So anyway, this is where she

749
00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:30,360
finally like starts doing some
wishes.

750
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:38,600
Oh, oh, I've got notes about the
interaction with the professor

751
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:41,800
there.
I, I was doing this, you know,

752
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:43,440
simultaneously with watching the
movie.

753
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:45,080
So what the course of events
there?

754
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,280
That sounds stupid.
Let's get liquored and look at

755
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:49,960
my furniture.
This gin stuff is bullshit.

756
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:51,600
Also.
They were definitely real, but

757
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:54,840
magic is gone now.
Here's a quote I bet is from

758
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:57,120
August Sterlitz.
Also, would you kindly hey wait,

759
00:47:57,240 --> 00:48:03,440
what the fuck?
You would dare match wits with

760
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:06,320
an old dude who spent a lot of
time around nothing when he

761
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:12,160
wasn't being an asshole.
Yeah, we do.

762
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:15,920
You say we don't see her die.
We do get a shot of her body

763
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:18,080
with the face ripped off.
That is true.

764
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:21,360
It's a little grizzly, though.
It's not like it's moving around

765
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:24,920
or anything, so it's not as
impressive an effect.

766
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:32,280
But then we see then he's like,
yeah, I'm a genie, what up?

767
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:35,200
Yeah.
Fucking wish for something, man

768
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:38,520
Fuck fucking wish.
One of the wishes he offers her

769
00:48:38,720 --> 00:48:42,080
is a trip to the moon, and you
know that's a bad choice because

770
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:44,400
you're going to Monkey Monkey
Spa yourself out of the other

771
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:45,680
two wishes.
Yeah.

772
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:50,200
But The thing is, like,
explicitly he needs her alive to

773
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:54,200
make all three.
And which is why he doesn't

774
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:58,480
just, like, at any point kill
her during the big climax.

775
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:01,320
He's like, I don't have to kill
you, I just have to make you

776
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:05,440
wish for death.
And which is, that's a branded

777
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,440
terrifying line.
Yeah.

778
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:12,240
Really good, but he also gives
her one freebie.

779
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:17,760
That's so stupid.
I give you a freebie wish dude.

780
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:19,560
You need 3 to take over the
world.

781
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:22,440
Now you need 4.
You've made your job so much

782
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:26,080
harder.
So for her freebie, she tells

783
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:30,000
him to blow his own brains out
and he does and it just doesn't

784
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:34,000
work.
And he tells her if it's any

785
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,800
consolation, that hurt like
hell.

786
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:41,320
Which is why so good Team Four
Stars stole it wholesale.

787
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:45,760
Oh God, you're right.
Yeah, I do appreciate the quick

788
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:49,840
little shot of him shooting his
brains out like with a gun that

789
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:51,200
he gets.
Yeah.

790
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:53,960
I mean he's magic, getting a gun
is easy.

791
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:58,440
But yeah, he just materializes a
gun, and though it is extremely

792
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:02,600
funny to see this green
Palpatine motherfucker holding a

793
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:09,480
normal ass revolver, Yeah.
And then then she wishes to.

794
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:13,800
How does she end up a demon?
She ends up in like genie hell

795
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:15,200
for a while.
What does she wish for?

796
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:19,240
She wishes to know what the gin
is, which is stupid and

797
00:50:19,240 --> 00:50:22,080
exposition she didn't need, and
also the gin is not the

798
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:23,720
hollowness at the heart of all
my hopes.

799
00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:28,480
So he lied.
I'm starting to think this genie

800
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:31,160
is full of shit guys.
Just a little bit.

801
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,000
I don't know, man.
I think I could have ended the

802
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:38,120
world if I was the genie.
I think I could figure it out.

803
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:44,120
Like The thing is, it would be
so easy to actually just end the

804
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:47,560
world as the jinn by playing
good cop.

805
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:52,760
Like just be like oh I want
$1,000,000 done money in your

806
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:56,800
bank account.
Oh I want to never age done.

807
00:50:56,800 --> 00:51:01,400
You're young forever.
I want, I want to meet the love

808
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:02,680
of my life.
Done.

809
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:05,840
Meet the love of your life.
Anyway, now I'm going to destroy

810
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:07,320
the planet.
Thank you for your service.

811
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:09,320
Goodbye.
I want.

812
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:12,040
My left arm to spin around
clockwise forever.

813
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:14,360
It's part of a joke.
It's a hilarious one.

814
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:15,640
I'm not going to do the whole
thing here.

815
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:19,280
OK, I'll take.
I'll take your word.

816
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:22,800
So that's 2 wishes right?
So she wishes to know what's

817
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:25,520
going on.
She gets sent to like a weird GD

818
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:29,960
hell where she sees everybody
being tortured and that she

819
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:31,800
wishes to get out.
Is that right?

820
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:35,240
Yeah, she wishes to be back in
her apartment right now.

821
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:38,680
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Which like establishing my

822
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:44,000
apartment right now.
Good, precise, very difficult to

823
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:45,760
misinterpret.
Well done.

824
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:48,920
Least wasted wish.
Yeah.

825
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:52,760
Oh, and then she finds out that
her sister Janet or Shannon,

826
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:55,800
which I feel they use
interchangeably, has gone to

827
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:58,440
Beaumont's party.
Me too.

828
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:02,720
And it's yeah, it's the boss's
party, right?

829
00:52:02,720 --> 00:52:03,440
Right.
Yeah.

830
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:04,880
It's like, no, is there the
party?

831
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:06,760
Yeah, Yeah, it's the boss's
party, right?

832
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:08,800
Because the boss is going to
wish for a fair, is going to

833
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:10,760
make an incredibly awful wish.
I.

834
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:16,800
Don't think that her boss and
Freddy Krueger, like she doesn't

835
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,400
work for Freddy Krueger.
They're just like their two

836
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:21,360
businesses are associated,
right?

837
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:25,640
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, once in dealer or

838
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:27,520
collector and the other ones,
the auctioneers.

839
00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:32,760
Yeah, and earlier, this isn't
really that important, but for

840
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:36,280
keeping the plot tidy earlier,
when he gets more of his power,

841
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:40,360
he collects the souls of
everybody who had made a wish

842
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:43,880
with him so far.
So even people like the homeless

843
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:48,480
man and the mannequin lady,
people who didn't die when they

844
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:52,320
made a wish, like that detective
suddenly just drop dead because

845
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:55,280
he steals their souls.
Yeah, now they're in and they're

846
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:57,560
in genie hell, which she's
running around and it's like,

847
00:52:58,040 --> 00:52:59,800
I've been an example.
It's Genie Hell.

848
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:04,360
Yeah.
Is it inside the gem?

849
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:07,320
Is that what it is?
That does seem to be what kind

850
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:09,200
of.
Yeah, that's the, that's the

851
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:10,920
implication.
OK.

852
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:17,040
Which is raises a lot more
questions That's.

853
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:18,680
Why it's red and made of tissue
paper.

854
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,760
Yeah, that's, yeah.
Well that's what you get when

855
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:25,960
you try to make a Geo through
like blacksmithing process.

856
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:31,640
Are you going to question
Zoroastra himself?

857
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:34,040
Yes.
Damn it.

858
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:40,000
Yeah.
Anyway, so then then she runs to

859
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,400
the party to get her sister
'cause she needs to protect her

860
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:46,200
sister from the wishmaster or
evil genie.

861
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:49,600
And she drives there like an
absolute menace.

862
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:53,040
There's nobody chasing her, but
she's all over the road.

863
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:56,600
Well, Terry, he actually was
chasing her.

864
00:53:57,080 --> 00:54:01,440
The gin does punch out her
windshield at one point, but

865
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:02,880
that wasn't really chasing.
Yeah.

866
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:06,640
Right, right.
That's why you don't.

867
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:08,280
Probably just tell them.
Pick up wish hikers, yeah?

868
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:15,240
And then they go to the party
and the bouncer.

869
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:20,840
The bouncer is Tony Todd, Candy
Man and many other things, yeah.

870
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:24,960
Playing a character named Johnny
Valentine, which is the.

871
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:28,960
Only good dude in the movie.
What was that?

872
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:33,000
He's the only good dude in the
movie.

873
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:35,560
Yeah, it's true.
Yeah, it's true.

874
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:40,160
Like, he's very like, nobody
gets into the party unless your

875
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:43,040
name's on the list.
But the moment Alex tells him

876
00:54:43,240 --> 00:54:47,160
hey this guy is chasing me, he
wants to kill me, he instantly

877
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:50,520
lets her through and stops the
the gin then and there.

878
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:53,840
Yeah, yeah.
Well, but then the gin's like,

879
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:57,040
your job sucks, right?
Don't you wish you had a better

880
00:54:57,040 --> 00:55:00,200
job?
Don't you want to escape?

881
00:55:01,240 --> 00:55:04,640
And you can just imagine the
little like doing him doing a

882
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:07,280
little eyebrow wiggle, you know,
just like.

883
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:15,200
He wants to escape, so obviously
the Jin immediately traps him,

884
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:19,360
which traps that's that's
playing playing pretty loose.

885
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:21,880
But I I all love.
It's giving him an opportunity

886
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:25,640
to escape.
Yeah, it puts him in a water

887
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:31,440
tank in a straight jacket, like
classic magician skate trick.

888
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:36,200
So I guess I'll give it to you,
Jin, but I don't like it.

889
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,680
Also, Alex totally set that guy
up to die.

890
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:45,880
She had to have known there was
nothing he could have done.

891
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:47,800
Or.
Should have said whatever you

892
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:51,120
do, don't say you want anything
to this guy.

893
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:52,720
It's complicated.
That would be a good.

894
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:56,840
Idea I guess in.
My head cannon?

895
00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:58,160
What?
Could she have said in that

896
00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:00,080
situation to prepare him for
this?

897
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:03,880
In my head cannon, Johnny
fucking made it out of there,

898
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:05,560
you know?
What?

899
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:10,840
That's fair.
Yeah, so that she's walking

900
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:14,280
around the very crowded party.
We weirdly have a scene where

901
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:17,720
she goes up to the wrong blonde
and tries to get her attention

902
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,240
and then finds her sister, who's
a different blonde.

903
00:56:20,240 --> 00:56:21,720
It's like, why didn't we need
that?

904
00:56:21,720 --> 00:56:23,240
I don't.
I don't know why we needed that.

905
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:26,080
I don't know why I made that in
my notes, but I did write that

906
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:27,360
down.
It's like this seems pointless.

907
00:56:28,240 --> 00:56:29,640
You.
Know, the more we talk about it,

908
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:32,560
the messier this film gets.
Oh, this my movie.

909
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:34,200
Extremely messy, but a good
time.

910
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:39,400
Yeah.
But yeah, Freddy Krueger is

911
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:43,800
talking to the genie and the
genie's like he's like, yeah,

912
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:47,160
man, this is a good party, but I
wish I had like a really good

913
00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:49,680
party.
And then the G's like yeah.

914
00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:53,040
He said he wishes.
Once where I had people

915
00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:54,600
skeletons pop out of their
bodies.

916
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:58,040
Do you want that?
That's not exactly what happens.

917
00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:02,120
Yeah, he said he wished to have
the kind of party that would be

918
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:05,160
talked about for centuries,
which means if this is not

919
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:07,120
talked about in the sequel, the
wish is invalid.

920
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:10,080
And, well, all of the races are
invalid.

921
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:13,000
All of the yeah, yeah, cause.
Spoils.

922
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:16,960
Of that, yeah.
But he had to know that the only

923
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:21,320
kind of party that is talked
about for centuries is like the

924
00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:26,320
Donner kind, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah that.

925
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:29,280
Would have been interesting to
take it real fast.

926
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:34,640
Well, yeah, so like a lady turns
into glass and then explodes,

927
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:39,640
that like the gargoyles come
alive, that there's just stuff

928
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:44,280
through people's faces with a
bunch of crazy make up, the

929
00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:47,640
piano sometimes playing itself.
So scary.

930
00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:50,920
Sometimes you can sort of figure
out what the wish was, but other

931
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:53,720
times it's like OK I guess just
saying words is a wish now.

932
00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:56,840
Yep.
I mean it's a memorable party.

933
00:57:56,960 --> 00:57:59,920
They don't even say anything.
He just says I want to have a

934
00:57:59,920 --> 00:58:02,920
memorable party, which is just
like, fuck you, I get to do

935
00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:07,880
whatever I want now.
Yeah, domain expansion, this

936
00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:11,920
world.
Pianola the ping from the start

937
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:13,080
of the movie.
Yeah.

938
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:15,000
Yeah.
It's.

939
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:21,160
I want to say that I heard that
the the piano wire guy, the guy

940
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:24,000
who got like his head cut off by
piano wires, he was a cameo.

941
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:28,840
I think he was the director.
Oh, OK, I didn't catch that one.

942
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:30,160
But that very well could be
true.

943
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:37,360
I did get all of them, clearly.
So yeah.

944
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:41,520
And then she's trying to find
her sister in all of the

945
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:44,520
horrible mess.
I think Freddy Krueger dies here

946
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:49,920
at some point.
Yeah, he like coughs out his own

947
00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:52,920
stomach and it turns into a
snake that tries to kill her.

948
00:58:56,280 --> 00:59:00,680
Which sounds like that, yeah.
Which, I mean, if you're gonna

949
00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:03,600
kill Robert Englund, yes, go all
out.

950
00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:07,720
Yeah, man.
But yeah, everybody's running

951
00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:09,040
around.
Everything's crazy.

952
00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:11,600
We stop having a lot of cool
special effects.

953
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:14,280
It's mostly just people running
around, Yeah.

954
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:16,040
And that just like just fake
blood.

955
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:18,760
Yeah, a lot of fake blood.
Classic fake blood stuff.

956
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:22,400
It's like, come on, Fucking wish
for something.

957
00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:27,080
Come.
On I'll say 11 effect from the

958
00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:30,640
party that I did like.
I thought the stone statues that

959
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:34,720
all came to life were very, very
good costuming and makeup.

960
00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:38,600
Yeah, it's also worth mentioning
at this point that the Jinn is

961
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:40,720
out of his Nathaniel Wishmaster
costume.

962
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:43,400
Yeah, he's.
He's walking really slow.

963
00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:46,240
Not to protect the foam rubber
of the costume, of course.

964
00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:48,160
It's to be menacing.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.

965
00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:51,800
Of course we're we are getting
to see him in his full glory,

966
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:54,440
walking around for a lot of the
time he was wearing his

967
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:59,640
Palpatine black robe.
So, yeah.

968
01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:03,240
And is this is where he's like,
And I got your sister too.

969
01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:05,360
Fuck.
You wish to save them.

970
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:08,320
Because he reveals that he
turned her sister into a

971
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:10,400
painting and then set it on
fire.

972
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:15,360
And I will say, you know,
specifically doing something to

973
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:19,360
trip someone's trauma is a
pretty fucking evil villain

974
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:22,040
move.
So I'll give him that one, yeah.

975
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:25,600
Yeah, this is also where they do
the line.

976
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:27,800
What are you going to do?
I don't need you dead.

977
01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:30,120
I'm going to make you.
Wish to death or Yeah.

978
01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:34,080
I've got a note that Han Solo
shows up again.

979
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:41,640
Yeah.
Yeah, it's good times.

980
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:44,960
Yeah.
And in with I.

981
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:45,960
Mean.
It's bad times.

982
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:48,960
It's all a very bad time.
Yeah, it's Alex is having a

983
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:53,920
horrible fucking day.
And at this point we learned

984
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:56,600
that this whole movie took place
over the course of two days,

985
01:00:56,720 --> 01:01:00,840
aside from that bit at the
beginning because using the

986
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:03,680
advice that she gave one of her
girls for scoring a shot in

987
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:08,800
basketball, she calms down and
it's so I they didn't need the

988
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:11,200
basketball subplot for that, but
OK.

989
01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:14,880
But then.
There wouldn't have been any

990
01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:18,280
sort of reference for when she
started thinking about

991
01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:20,240
stillness.
Yeah.

992
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:24,960
I you guys are all forgetting
we're not mentioning the part

993
01:01:25,160 --> 01:01:28,200
where the gin rubs his nipples
because he's so excited about

994
01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:29,720
all the wish stuff that's going
on.

995
01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:31,960
He doesn't really have, but
he's.

996
01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:34,320
Dancing.
Yeah, I guess it's kind of a

997
01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:37,320
dance, but it sure looks like
he's just really feeling

998
01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:41,720
himself.
Bro's just having a great time,

999
01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:44,640
clearly.
Also like like a painting of

1000
01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:49,440
Jack the Ripper that is
inexplicably here, that Jack the

1001
01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:51,960
Ripper comes out of it.
Oh yeah.

1002
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:56,480
I don't know why you have a
painting of Jack the Ripper,

1003
01:01:57,400 --> 01:02:03,320
but.
Also one of the one of the guard

1004
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:07,040
like security guards, police
officers that comes in when all

1005
01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:13,240
the chaos is happening is played
by Dennis Hayden who is most

1006
01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:17,560
notable for being the American
terrorist in the first Die Hard

1007
01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:22,080
movie.
Oh, OK, Anyway, so she's, she's

1008
01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:23,960
trying to be calm.
She's remember you've got to be

1009
01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:28,000
calm when you're playing
basketball and thank God we set

1010
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,720
up basketball earlier because
how else would she know she

1011
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:34,600
needs to be calm?
So that was very good that they

1012
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:39,080
included that.
And then then what does she

1013
01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:42,120
figure out what she's calm?
Does she get it right away?

1014
01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:44,040
Like does she go through a thing
where she explains?

1015
01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:45,640
I don't quite remember how it
goes.

1016
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:49,080
She just we see her flashing
back to reading the newspaper

1017
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:53,000
about the accident and she
remembers the name of the guy

1018
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:57,280
who caused the crane accident at
the beginning of the movie and

1019
01:02:57,280 --> 01:03:02,080
she wishes that he had not been
drinking at work 2 days ago.

1020
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:07,920
And the gin is like what?
And then the entire thing falls

1021
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:11,040
apart because the accident only
happened because he was

1022
01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:14,680
drinking, and we effectively
removed the entire movie from

1023
01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:18,720
the space-time continuum.
Yay Donnie Dirko.

1024
01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:22,440
Yeah.
I've never seen Donnie Darko.

1025
01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:23,720
I've heard it's good.
I should do that.

1026
01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:27,800
Oh, it was a great.
Yeah, but get sucked back into

1027
01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:30,760
the gem and then thrown back in
time and everything resets.

1028
01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:35,600
It's a stupid loophole.
That was the third wish.

1029
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:44,720
Yeah, so like do with the the
genies should have?

1030
01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:49,760
Well, they really should have
had it the whole time, but she

1031
01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:52,720
he had given her a free wish.
Earlier, right the freebie.

1032
01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:57,560
Why are you saying?
He screwed himself with that in

1033
01:03:57,560 --> 01:04:00,080
the second movie.
It's a trap wish which makes so

1034
01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:03,360
much more sense that.
Makes so much more sense.

1035
01:04:04,320 --> 01:04:06,760
I don't know what a trap wish is
to be fair, but.

1036
01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:09,520
This wish is free.
No, it's not.

1037
01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:11,720
It counts.
It counts it as a wish.

1038
01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:16,840
I guess he learned his lesson
from this one.

1039
01:04:17,280 --> 01:04:22,200
He's like, OK, no more of those.
Ted Rainey not crushed by a box.

1040
01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:29,320
Yep, and unfortunately that
means Josh is still alive and

1041
01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:33,960
Alex and Josh end up like she
ends up reciprocating his

1042
01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:37,680
advances and you know the
implications that they hook up.

1043
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:44,080
And then we zoom in on the
statue and we see the gin in his

1044
01:04:44,120 --> 01:04:46,200
fire.
Opal still plotting.

1045
01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:52,880
Well, you see, he's he's happy
because now that gin sorry, now

1046
01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:57,720
that Josh is actually going to
escape the friend zone, he's

1047
01:04:57,720 --> 01:05:00,840
monkey pot US one last time.
Yeah.

1048
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:05,800
Yeah, yeah, at.
Least at least she's dating that

1049
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:08,520
jerk because of all the trauma I
gave her.

1050
01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:14,360
Wow, he really is a terrifying
villain, my God.

1051
01:05:19,080 --> 01:05:23,800
But yeah, it's, and that is
Wishmaster.

1052
01:05:24,440 --> 01:05:28,960
I don't know, from listening to
us talk, I don't know if you

1053
01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:31,480
would know if we like this movie
or not.

1054
01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:35,720
I 'cause it's got a lot of
problems.

1055
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:44,360
Yeah, like something I pride
myself on is I like to be able

1056
01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:46,760
to meet movies, games, books,
etcetera.

1057
01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:49,240
I like to be able to meet them
where they are.

1058
01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:55,080
And this movie, what it's trying
to do, like the stuff with the

1059
01:05:55,080 --> 01:05:58,840
gin and having some like
creative cool special effects

1060
01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:05,280
and some wild ass like wish
kerfucker E, That shit's all so

1061
01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:08,880
fun.
Yeah, I think, I think overall,

1062
01:06:09,040 --> 01:06:10,960
I don't think I was disguising
it pretty well.

1063
01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:12,720
I've been pretty excited about
this movie.

1064
01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:16,320
I think this movie does succeeds
at what it's trying to do pretty

1065
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:19,320
Dang well.
I think it's got a lot of really

1066
01:06:19,320 --> 01:06:21,480
good special effects.
I kind of wish there were a

1067
01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:24,120
couple more special effect
sequences, but that's just me

1068
01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:26,640
being greedy.
Fucking.

1069
01:06:27,480 --> 01:06:30,000
I just, I guess I'm not
impressed by any.

1070
01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:33,360
The skeleton crawling out of
that guy's body in like the

1071
01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:34,720
first couple minutes of the
film.

1072
01:06:34,720 --> 01:06:36,560
It never gets that good again
for me.

1073
01:06:37,440 --> 01:06:41,160
But there's still some good
stuff here, you know?

1074
01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:43,480
It was.
Performances from What's her

1075
01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:46,120
name?
But anyway, what are you saying?

1076
01:06:46,440 --> 01:06:52,360
Yeah.
It was a it was a fun movie, I

1077
01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:54,360
think is the best way that I can
put it.

1078
01:06:56,600 --> 01:07:00,240
It's one of the few movies like
I'm not a big fan of remakes

1079
01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:04,320
myself.
It's one that I'd actually kind

1080
01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:10,640
of like to see them try and
remake because like, as as you

1081
01:07:10,640 --> 01:07:16,920
were saying, Daniel, the IT it
could have done.

1082
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:21,640
It could have been better served
by having more comprehensive and

1083
01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:25,440
better effects.
I think there was a lot to be.

1084
01:07:25,480 --> 01:07:27,400
Fair.
They look good for 97.

1085
01:07:27,400 --> 01:07:31,360
Oh yeah.
But yeah, or it's time it it was

1086
01:07:31,360 --> 01:07:37,200
pretty good.
But yeah, like it if, if it were

1087
01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:42,520
to get the treatment today of
like a remake with today's

1088
01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:46,200
technology, I think it could go
a lot better.

1089
01:07:46,280 --> 01:07:51,600
And then we also wouldn't have
to deal with fucking Josh's

1090
01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:54,600
character as he currently is,
because yeah, Josh is a

1091
01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:57,400
douchebag.
Josh sucks.

1092
01:07:57,840 --> 01:08:00,200
Yeah, everyone should be in the
skin he stole.

1093
01:08:01,120 --> 01:08:03,160
Yeah.
If we did a remake, I don't

1094
01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:06,920
know, Like, I worry that they
would just rely on CGI too much

1095
01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:09,960
and it wouldn't look quite as
good, but it could be better.

1096
01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:12,800
But yeah.
To be fair, there have been,

1097
01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:15,720
like, there's been a big
resurgence in practical effects

1098
01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:19,640
for modern horror lately, yeah.
This is true.

1099
01:08:19,960 --> 01:08:25,240
I yeah, like, I think remakes
should be, should are, are

1100
01:08:25,240 --> 01:08:31,359
better used on films that had
potential but was missed, you

1101
01:08:31,359 --> 01:08:35,479
know, and this film absolutely
qualifies for that because it's

1102
01:08:35,479 --> 01:08:38,080
a fun movie.
I I don't know if I can call it

1103
01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:41,800
a good one.
I think it is a movie that

1104
01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:44,399
everybody should watch, and if
you're only half paying

1105
01:08:44,399 --> 01:08:45,439
attention, that's OK.
Oh.

1106
01:08:46,800 --> 01:08:53,560
Yes.
Yeah, I I don't know if we were

1107
01:08:53,560 --> 01:08:57,240
to do a remake.
I don't know if Diva, I mean,

1108
01:08:57,240 --> 01:09:00,319
he's still alive, but I don't
know if he could do it anymore.

1109
01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:01,560
He's.
Getting a little cold?

1110
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:04,760
Probably.
I think he's like 70 at this

1111
01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:06,880
point.
He could probably still do the

1112
01:09:06,920 --> 01:09:10,000
voice.
Yeah, he's, he's 70.

1113
01:09:11,840 --> 01:09:16,279
Oh, apparently he has his own
craft beer called the Gins Hella

1114
01:09:16,279 --> 01:09:19,359
Brew.
Sorry while.

1115
01:09:19,359 --> 01:09:21,200
Looking at what he's up to these
days.

1116
01:09:24,800 --> 01:09:28,640
All right.
Yeah, it probably was not

1117
01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:31,920
necessary to include that, but
you got it anyway.

1118
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:38,200
Yeah, but I will say this, I'm
glad I watched this movie.

1119
01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:41,520
I had a pretty good time.
Saying it.

1120
01:09:42,479 --> 01:09:44,640
The second. 1.
Oh yeah, go ahead.

1121
01:09:45,399 --> 01:09:50,800
The second one it gets a little
goofier, so I watch it as a

1122
01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:54,880
comedy movie.
What about the first?

1123
01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:57,040
One as the comedy movie.
Softcore porn?

1124
01:09:57,040 --> 01:10:00,840
Well.
Stop in it after the second one,

1125
01:10:00,840 --> 01:10:02,960
right?
They get a different guy to be

1126
01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:05,520
the witchmaster after the second
one, correct?

1127
01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:08,240
Yeah, yeah.
OK, then what's even the point

1128
01:10:08,240 --> 01:10:11,120
anymore?
Yeah, well, the softcore porn.

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01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:17,280
Yeah, I mean that that is the
way of horror movie sequels or

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they go to space or the hood.
But this was.

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01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:23,280
Sometimes all of the above.
Yeah, fair.

1132
01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:27,160
But yeah, I will say I enjoyed
this movie.

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01:10:27,160 --> 01:10:31,160
I will also say I watched it in
like 3 different settings and

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it's not a particularly long
movie.

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01:10:33,160 --> 01:10:35,720
I just got to play with like
yeah, I'm good.

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And that's just what.
That's enough Wishmaster for

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01:10:38,640 --> 01:10:39,760
today.
Yeah.

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01:10:39,920 --> 01:10:47,440
So that's probably not the
greatest endorsement to what

1139
01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:51,400
endorsement words.
But you know, if you're looking

1140
01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:54,560
for something fun to do this
Halloween season, check it out.

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01:10:54,560 --> 01:10:57,680
It's not Tubi.
You could do a lot worse than

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01:10:57,680 --> 01:11:00,520
Wishmaster.
You do a lot better, to be fair,

1143
01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:05,920
but you know you do a lot worse.
Jesus, we cannot give this film

1144
01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:10,480
a straight compliment.
I give it a 5 out of five.

1145
01:11:10,480 --> 01:11:14,560
It's an asterisk.
In terms of movies with genies,

1146
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:17,040
this is better than the live
action Aladdin movie.

1147
01:11:18,160 --> 01:11:24,280
And scarier.
Yes, I wouldn't call this movie

1148
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:28,000
scary.
No, I.

1149
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:30,720
Call it scarier than Aladdin.
Yeah, got it.

1150
01:11:31,560 --> 01:11:35,000
Well, I mean, you know, the
whole The Cave of Wonders

1151
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:36,800
opening.
That was pretty spooky in the

1152
01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:41,360
animated one, yeah.
But I I have seen the live

1153
01:11:41,360 --> 01:11:46,480
action 1 and I wish I hadn't.
Anyway, that's our Halloween

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01:11:46,480 --> 01:11:49,160
special everybody.
Happy Halloween.

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01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:55,600
Anything we want to close with?
Happy Halloween.

1156
01:11:55,600 --> 01:11:57,280
It's the only holiday that
matters.

1157
01:11:57,280 --> 01:12:01,040
Fuck the other holidays.
I like Christmas.

1158
01:12:04,920 --> 01:12:07,720
Thanks for listening.
Daniel's gentiles was Daniel

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01:12:07,720 --> 01:12:10,160
Fernandez, Nathan Friedman,
Damien Morphett and Russell

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01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:13,040
McCracken.
Our main theme is by Claire LW

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01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:15,240
and our album art is by Trinity
the Tea Time Witch.

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01:12:15,880 --> 01:12:18,640
The next leg of Eternal Lies
will be coming at you shortly

1163
01:12:18,640 --> 01:12:21,200
and the wrap up with the last
leg will be coming to even

1164
01:12:21,200 --> 01:12:23,920
shortly.
Follow us on website and socials

1165
01:12:23,920 --> 01:12:25,480
and whatever.
We have a Patreon.

1166
01:12:25,480 --> 01:12:27,160
Thanks for listening and until
next time.