Eternal Lies 19: Ethiopian Extraction

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Last time on Eternal Lies, After

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a chat with George Ayers, noted
archaeologist, former cultist

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and current mouth proprietor,
the investigators bid him well

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in his struggle against the liar
and set their sights once more

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on Delal.
Determining to finish what they

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hadn't started, the team hatched
a plan that began without a

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hitch as Colin used his
knowledge of accounting to cause

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a distraction while Kearns and
Killworth set the place ablaze

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without a hitch.
That is, until, in an act of

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showmanship, the detective
sliced open his arm to reveal a

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mouth had taken root.
There the die is cast, the pact

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is sealed, and May God have
mercy on our souls.

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It's Daniel's dread tail.
And and if the audience notices

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that Nathan sounds extra
stressed today, it's because we

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have no backup plan for a total
party pill.

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So I guess.
Do what I did.

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Like that's it, man.
It's just done.

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I mean, we move on to another
campaign, just wipe our hands

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with this and be just like.
And that's how the liar from

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beyond won.
Who was the liar?

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Actually?
Maybe I'll tell you if everybody

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dies of just the campaign that
ends, what was the at?

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This point, it's got to be
Azathoth, right?

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I didn't say that.
OK.

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Scary.
Fucking Gary.

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Well, I'm sure we'll get our
answers soon enough, one way or

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another.
OK so last last time on Eternal

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Lies, JB and Colin go in to make
distraction, Colin slashes his

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arm and it has fucking teeth on
it, and then Reg and Kern start

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throwing Molotov cocktails and
lighting shit on fire.

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Yep, that all sounds right.
And we successfully rolled for

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that.
Geez, and we look pretty badass

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doing that.
Can we can we have a can we have

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a shot of Reg and currents?
Just lighten up.

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Smokes off of their Molotov
cocktails before throwing them.

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It does nicely contrast how cool
you guys look.

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Meanwhile, with JV and Colin,
this shit's going to hell and

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1/2.
So how are the villagers

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reacting to all this?
Yeah.

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How are the villagers reacting
to all of?

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That well, so if you recall,
there were many of the villagers

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that were flocking to team.
Distraction.

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That was the plan.
Which team distraction was

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successfully distracting?
In fact, the thing that has now

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happened is there is a really
big distraction, which is there

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is a mouth on somebody's arm,
and that mouth has started

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yelling in a language none of
you can understand.

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Oh, that reminds me, is there
perhaps a stability loss

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associated with a mouth
manifesting on there?

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Yeah, no, I was going to get to
that.

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I don't know, you might have
forgotten.

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Well, don't fucking remind them,
Teacher's pet.

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No, I have the stability table
pulled up right now.

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Hey Colin, what's your sanity
at?

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Not good.
Yeah, sanity is fine.

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You can only lose one point of
sanity permission.

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The issue might more be the
stability check.

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So this is going to be a
difficulty 5.

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All right, stability check for
you because this is a lot

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possible loss of seven.
All right, Nathan.

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Excuse me JB, yours will be the
same difficulty possible loss of

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6.
I will spend 2 points on this.

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OK.
Which I assume I can do even

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though I'm at 0.
Yeah, you could spend to the

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negatives.
OK.

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I mean, it's not good for you,
but it's it beats the

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alternative. -2 is better than
-7.

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Yeah.
Agreed, I will do the same.

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Are you going into zeros as
well?

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I am, yeah, I I am as well, for
all the fucking good it did me.

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But I mean also technically,
depending on how you roll that

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-2 could turn into -9 I passed.
Hey, so I'm sorry, how much did

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you say I was going to lose
here, Dan?

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6. -8 stability.
Blasted.

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Yeah, you're, you're blasted, my
friend.

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So anyway, you started blasted.
Yeah, I sure did.

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So first of all, let's go over
those who are shaken.

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Also, if you're blasted, you
take the effects of shaken as

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above and there's additional
things to it.

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Go on.
But if you are blasted, you get

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plus one difficulty to
everything that you're doing.

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You cannot spend investigative
abilities.

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And that is it for now.
However, once you've reached

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blasted, you permanently lose
one point from your stability

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rate and you could do nothing
except gibber, attack perceived

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threats in a frenzied manner, or
flee.

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Is it gibber or jibber?
I don't know, it's one of those

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words I usually read and don't
say out loud.

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That's fair.
Yeah, I've always heard

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gibbering Melder.
We say gibberish, right?

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I guess gibberish.
Yeah, Yeah.

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OK.
So thank you.

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Every day's a school day.
Jiff.

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You start to jibber.
I always get Gizmo mixed up.

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I always want to say Gizmo so Oh
my.

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OK.
Yeah.

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That's that's not a good one to
fuck up.

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No, no it's not.
Also, for the longest time I

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thought spouse was pronounced
spooz.

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So.
Isn't English fascinating?

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How have you guys lost sanity
this scenario, either of you?

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I feel like I did but forgot to
mark it down with the heir's

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mouth.
Gotcha.

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Did have you lost any sanity,
JB?

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No.
Well, you just lost your sanity.

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Yeah.
I know I said you could only

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lose it once, what I mean is
there could only be 1 instance

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of it.
I am now down to 4 out of 6

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sanity and am currently a
fucking mess.

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Yeah.
It's a permanent sanity loss,

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right?
Yeah, permanent sanity loss.

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Yeah.
So I'm sorry, I Yeah.

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Did I say 4 out of 6?
I meant 4 out of.

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Four, Yeah.
I feel like you did lose sanity

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previously though.
Yeah, but not in this.

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It no in Ethiopia.
Yeah, I haven't done any

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Ethiopia right.
I don't.

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There were two times where it
came up.

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I believe the first one was to
show Bay's mouth and the second

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was Air's mouth, and I think you
lost it at one of those.

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OK, so that means you just lose
one more point.

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You take the largest loss, so
instead of losing what you're

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going to lose, you lose one
more, if that makes sense.

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So I.
You're down to five, OK.

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Which is technically up from 4.
Yes, yes.

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And I'm, I'm not like, you know.
If you would like, you can faint

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rather than suffer that sanity
loss.

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Yeah, that's an option.
Is it a good option though?

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I don't know.
I don't think it's a good

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option, but I like to give you,
I like to give you choices.

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In a village full of self
mutilating psychopaths, no I

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don't think it's a good option.
Well, they're.

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Self mutilating.
Though they are self mutilating

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that is.
Excuse me, do you think all

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those fucking children did that
to themselves?

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Kinda.
That does seem to be what's

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implied unfortunately.
But also I'm not going to faint

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because that would leave me
unconscious and they'd have to

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drag my ass through the portal.
OK.

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Not that I'm in any state to do
much of fucking anything.

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Oh God, what do I do?
Oh, this is bad.

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As the mouth on your arm begins
to shout, Colin, you guys are

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going to make me one more roll.
All righty.

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Yeah, OK.
You make a stability test

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difficulty 3.
This is not going to be anything

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where you lose stability.
Instead, this will be a thing

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where the mouth will drive you
into an immediate descent into

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animal like behavior that lasts
from 3 to 18 minutes.

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All right, just going to roll
this one straight.

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OK.
Colin is fine.

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Well.
JB is not.

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OK, JB, Well, you were just, you
didn't really have control of

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what you were doing anyway.
So it's yeah.

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JB climbs a tree.
The JB, this is going to be a

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rough time for you.
No shit.

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Let's see here.
Effective targets may run off,

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howl at the moon and stars, eat
nearby organic objects, kiss or

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lick themselves, recite their
words, they hear this in the

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tongue, or some combination.
You could spend stability to

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prevent this from happening.
What fucking stability.

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Yeah, I spend.
If you spend, spend.

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Yeah, whoops.
I got to see how long is it

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going to.
Last, I meant that one of the

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things I predicted happening is
that I would pass my stability

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checks because my dice say fuck
you and for. 6 minutes you are

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going to be going wild, as will
all of the people hearing it.

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Except, apparently, Colin.
Well, I am the messenger.

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Colin is keeping it together,
but this mouth is shouting in a

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tongue that you do not
understand, but in a way

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absolutely strange.
Whispers, lots of sibilance,

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lots of essence.
It sounds almost abundant but

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matter.
And immediately everybody in the

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range of hearing it start
yelling and dancing and self

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mutilating.
So in a way, an excellent

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distraction.
Yeah.

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Oh my.
However, as they are self

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mutilating, there is a chance
they are going to start harming

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each of.
Tell me what each of you is

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going to do.
What?

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What do you do?
What do you do?

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I've said enough of what happens
to you.

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This is a game about choices.
What choices do you make?

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Well, I guess it's time to go
find Breads and Kearns.

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Side eye the mouth on my arm.
Other side eye to JB running off

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into the wilderness.
JB is absolutely running off

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into the wilderness, which is a
desert, so.

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Yeah, it's.
Going to be a long 6 minutes.

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Don't go too far, JB.
All right, This is not how I saw

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this day going.
So Collins wandering off to find

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French and Kerns.
OK, they are all following the

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mouth.
Everybody is now following.

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Yeah, all right.
The more the merrier, I guess.

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I guess this would not be a time
to go to to to.

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I guess JBJB you could run off,
though I'm not saying you have

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to follow them.
I'll, I'll let you make the

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choice of running off into the
wilderness.

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That's fine.
That that brings its own

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interesting problems.
So that's fun.

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Oh yeah, I am well aware that
this session may end with me

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stranded, in which case I don't
fucking know what's going to

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happen.
But maybe don't lead the entire

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mob to our plan.
Hey, Turns Reggie.

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Yeah.
The fire is making people run

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out of their their dwellings.
The people that are in there,

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they are distracted by the fire.
They and those who can hear the

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strange voice coming out of
fucking Colin's arm are running

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to him.
It's There are a lot of

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distractions, I will say that.
What do you do?

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Well, I believe there was talk
of using some explosives to go

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blow up proto mouth, so I.
Believe that was the case, yes.

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Yeah, that was exactly.
I think Reg is going to look

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over at Kearns and and go, you
ready to do this?

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Looks like it's now or never.
Ready as I'll ever be.

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Let's go.
To the Protomouth.

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To the Protomouth.
Which is, I'm guessing, directly

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in the path of the crowd that's
coming towards us.

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We can hug the wall, probably.
You can reach it before.

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I need you to make a check to
reach it before Colin's mob

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reaches you.
Athletics.

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Yeah, I'll even let you use
fleeing if you'd like.

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What's the difficulty?
Difficulty 3. 4 for me because

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I'm at -5 stability.
OK yeah.

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And that makes everything
harder.

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Yeah.
So I am just going to spend 3

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out of my 8.
Yeah, I think I'm going to spend

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2 and succeed as well.
As you reach the building where

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the mouth is, you are greeted by
two guards.

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The two guards that let you in
last time.

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This time they do not seem
interested, letting you in just

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too early.
Mostly not amputated dudes are

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just standing in your way.
What sort of weapons do they

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have on them?
Interesting question.

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They have bolt action rifles
slung over their shoulders and

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knives in their hands.
Well.

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I have an idea.
I have a double barrel shotgun

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on me.
You'd take righty, I'd take

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lefty.
I'm assuming there's like one on

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either side of the door.
Yeah.

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That would definitely be well
within shotguns.

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Buckshot range.
Yeah.

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There are no rules about
shotguns to expect.

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There are rules about if you get
close to somebody with a shotgun

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in point blank range, it does
more damage.

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That's the shot, that's the
bonus.

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Shotguns get this.
Since at point blank range the

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shotgun is just as good as my
45, I'm gonna pull up both my

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guns at point blank range.
I would like to put a round into

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each of them, bending 2 to be
able to fire at a different

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target.
And what would hit threshold be

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3.
So I'll say 4 because of being

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not in the best headspace right
now.

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Yeah, I'll spend 6.
That'll put me down to two.

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D 6 + 3 because of point blank.
OK, so that's five.

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Do you want me to roll once for
each of them, or is that going

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to apply to both?
That's that'll apply to both of

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them.
OK, so they each take 5.

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Cool, they're not dead.
I'm I'm assuming they're not

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feeling too good right now.
No, they they don't feel great.

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I'm.
Gonna grab my shotgun and take

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one of them out of his misery.
OK.

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I'll spend 2 firearms.
It's just so badass.

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We're just walking briskly
towards the door, 2 guards are

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trying to hinder us and we're
just not even stopping.

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Just boom boom Bang Bang.
Just.

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Yes.
Fill them full of lead.

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At this range, all firearms do
an additional +2 damage, and

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your shotgun is already plus one
for being at point blank, so

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it's going to be +3. 7.
Nice, you've killed a man.

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Not the first, hopefully won't
be the last.

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How's the other one doing the?
Other one screams and goes to

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stab you with a knife.
Who?

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The person who just killed his
friend?

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Ah.
Well, let him try.

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He's.
Definitely going to spend his

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points, although he doesn't have
a ton of points but he has

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enough to hit you.
What's your hit threshold?

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Poor.
Yeah, he's going to spend 3

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points, so he hits you.
Motherfucker.

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You take two damage.
Son of a bitch.

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I grit my teeth, grab his wrist
with the knife.

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I pull it out of myself and I
stab him with it.

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What the fuck?
I'm not in the best headspace

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either.
OK, make another role for me

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then 4. 4 will hit and the
damage what's what's that like

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-1?
Oh yeah -1. 5.

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OK, so you've killed two people.
Very nice.

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I am going to need to make a
stability check.

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Just killing a person is tricky.
Not for Kearns.

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Yeah, difficulty.
Yeah, Kearns demonstrated that

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it's actually quite simple.
Difficulty 3.

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Loss of three.
OK.

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Fuck.
That's a 2.

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What's your stability at?
-6.

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Wow.
Oh, I.

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Think you're in blasted
territory?

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Yes.
Kearns wipes the blade of the

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knife on his shirt and laughs.
You are now going to either need

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to gibber.
Attack.

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Perceived threats in a forensic
manner.

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Or to be alive.
Or faint is actually only if you

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suffer A sanity.
This is not a sanity thing.

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This is just stability.
This is this is actually nothing

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to do with Cthulhu.
This is just murder.

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I just like the image of
currency and it's good to be

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alive and then fainting.
No good thing there's a big

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fucking threat right ahead of
us.

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You mean inside the building or
the mob that's coming your way?

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Oh, calling at the head of it,
waving at you.

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Waving with the mouth arm.
No, no, the other one.

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OK.
Reg, do you have the presence of

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mind to drag me inside?
Probably, yeah.

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As you're laughing maniacally.
Yes, please do it.

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By the way, you've you guys have
never seen currents laugh before

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and now that I am it looks
fucking scary, like there's

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something unhealthy in that
laugh.

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Hey fucking currents, snap out
of it, we have a job to do.

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We sure do.
Tashombe is sitting in the room

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when you arrive, the woman who
had a mouth for a breast.

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She is rolling her head
ecstatically as she runs towards

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you, yelling and screaming and
attacking you with her hands.

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I shoot her immediately.
What's your firearm spool?

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How many points do you have in
firearms?

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Currently 6.
OK, You have more points than

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her, so you are going to get to
go.

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That's how initiative is
determined.

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If OK shoot her, then yeah.
Yeah.

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What's the hit threshold?
3.

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I miss.
Your shot goes wild and I guess

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what's your cool combat skills?
There Reggie Total or what I

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have currently.
What you currently have.

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Oh, currently two, Yeah.
OK, so Tashaumba is going to get

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to go first.
She jumps on top of Kearns.

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Bring it on, you crazy thing.
She's spending three points.

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She gets you.
She's just hitting you with her

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fists though.
So that's not too much damage.

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It's -1 D 6 -, 2.
Oh, so she actually rolled she.

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She heals me for one.
She does not heal you.

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Discovered in Tiger.
Bum.

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The issue however is the mouth
then bites you.

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Oh, the boob mouth.
Yes.

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Fun.
Yeah, that's gonna be bad for

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you.
Karen's get some new nightmares.

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Yeah, the mouth has ripped out
of the hold that it was stuck.

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It's going to make a bite at
you.

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OK, Roll the six to hit you.
Oh, right.

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Yeah, and you take two damage,
right?

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But you're going to need to take
a stability loss now, a

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potential loss of two stability
difficulty 3.

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Great.
Can't go lower, man.

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OK, I pass.
OK, now it's registered.

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As I wrestle with her, yelling
at her to get the fuck away from

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me.
Reg, I need you to make the same

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check.
Difficulty three, loss of two.

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OK just cause seeing this mouth
open up.

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I rolled it for.
You guys are good for now.

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You guys kind of knew it was
there already.

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Yeah, point blank with one of my
40 fives and Lady boob mouth

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Dome, Reg is going to try and
like line up the shot as best as

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possible to hopefully not hit
Kerns.

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May as well spend the last two
points that I have in firearms

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and I'm going to have to hit a
four because of my stability.

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I roll 5.
OK, roll damage.

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Four or five damage.
You shoot her dead, she's just a

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woman in the end, a woman with a
horrible mouth on her.

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But just a woman.
Killing somebody, however, as we

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establish, is an issue for this.
Although actually seeing the

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mouth was worse than killing
this person.

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So we're gonna be actually just
gonna keep going.

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Is the mouth still gnashing?
No, when the host dies, the

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mouth stops moving.
Noted.

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Interesting.
Hey Kearns, drag her into the

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room with the with the mouth.
We're here to blow up.

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00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:18,720
I drag her by the leg.
Presumably laughing all the way.

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00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:21,840
Yeah, that's what Reg was
planning to do.

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So Reg grabs the other leg.
Moving or not, Reg was not going

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to let that mouth anywhere near
his body.

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Drag her onto the pit and Reg
still has a grenade.

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Hang on, where's the Where's the
crazy old guy?

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Empty.
He doesn't appear to be here.

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I can live with that.
Can I in French yell come out?

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Come out wherever you are, yo
geezer.

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00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:52,280
I mean, yes, that seems like
something you'd be yelling at

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00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:56,400
Habti the the Stump man, but he
does not appear to be here.

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00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:02,680
Catch you on the flip side.
I assume you throw the dynamite

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and you set up all the dynamite,
the grenades.

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Yep.
OK.

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And as soon as that's set up and
going, Reg is running out of the

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building.
I I imagine like current sort of

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lingers, tries to light up
another smoke.

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You don't want to be in there.
As you run out of the building,

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you are met by one of your
companions.

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Hello.
Who has a new orifice?

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00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:36,040
I think on my way over here I
would have tried to wrap it in

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something to maybe lessen the
shock, but I suppose there's

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still muffled screaming coming.
From it there's.

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Muffled screaming coming from
it, Yes.

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00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:47,480
You don't have a soundproof bag.
This isn't like that live

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00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,760
episode we did.
Oh no, I'm fine with that.

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00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:52,400
We don't have a bag of this.
No.

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00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:57,560
Has it been 6 minutes yet?
I think it's been 6 minutes,

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00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:01,040
yes.
JP comes screaming from the

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other direction.
OK, screaming towards them, like

406
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to to attack or like are you
just running around screaming at

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00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,240
this point?
Mostly just running around

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00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:17,040
screaming at this point, like OK
you know, not having the best of

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days.
OK, so you see JB running by

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screaming.
You see Colin in front of the

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cult, essentially, in some ways
a new leader of the cult, and

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just seconds before everything
explodes.

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00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:37,400
What do you do?
This could be for Colin or

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everybody else, even JB.
Even JB.

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So we're in a bit of a pickle
here.

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Do I have enough presence of
mind to at least, like, warn

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them like it's going to blow?
Say that in a crazy way, and I

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00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:56,080
know, I know, that's not
sensitive, but this is, you know

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what I mean?
Well, Colin knows the plan was

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to blow the place up, so yeah.
You stick around for longer.

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00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:05,640
All our problems are going to be
solved at once.

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00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:11,720
That that shack's about to blow.
Yeah, there's a mob of mutilated

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cultists.
You're following me because the

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thing that happened.
What did you do?

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00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:20,840
Do they have to make a check for
the?

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00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,240
Yeah, they're going to notice
it.

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00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:26,200
They're going to notice it now.
I'm just holding it behind my

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00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:30,240
back is going.
Unless you're going to make some

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00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:33,520
sort of stealth check or a
conceal check actually is

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00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:36,680
literally what this is for.
That is what the conceal skill

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00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:39,440
is for.
Oh absolutely, I've never used

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that.
I will spend my one point in

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conceal this.
Is going to be a difficulty 4.

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00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,840
All right, probably five.
Yeah, I'm definitely shaking.

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00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:50,440
Yeah.
That's a.

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00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:54,160
Oh my God.
Yeah, so I'm a little

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incongruous with my roles and
what's actually happening.

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00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:04,480
It's quite the pickle.
Fucking can we do navel?

439
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:08,320
Do the navel gazing later?
Can we get the fuck out of here?

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00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:13,200
How are you going to do that?
I'm going to see JB streaking by

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00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,280
and and I'm just going to
follow.

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00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:19,760
OK.
So, Reg, how's that blanket of

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00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:25,080
yours work?
Well, I need to finish casting

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00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:26,560
and then it should.
Why I?

445
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:30,160
I want to clarify this
conversation cannot be

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happening.
The.

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00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:34,800
Explosion is going to happen and
the mob is literally right

448
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:37,040
behind you.
Can it be happening as we're

449
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,200
running?
It could be happening as you're

450
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,720
running, absolutely, but I just
want to be clear.

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00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:44,960
I really feel like the working
out has paid off for me.

452
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:46,800
Yeah.
Do I look any better?

453
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:55,360
The fuck is going on?
Cullen's shaking is just way too

454
00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:59,840
calm right now.
Yeah, explosion of fire

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00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:05,360
illuminates the people that are
following the fire and also you

456
00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:09,600
could sealing the mouth sort of
snaps them out of whatever sort

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00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,360
of trance they were.
That's fair.

458
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:15,640
In the back of my mind, some
corner that's not yet

459
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:21,480
irreparably damaged, I sort of
remember the blanket plan and

460
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:25,000
saying that JB is galloping
away.

461
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,960
Can I just catch up to him and
snatch him in a bear hug?

462
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:33,000
Your mind is also broken, like
your mind is also blasted.

463
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:36,040
I guess you could grab him but
that's about it.

464
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:39,440
You could just grab him.
I feel like it's, it's almost

465
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:42,600
like you, you, you dangle a toy
in front of a cat, right?

466
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:45,360
And it can be like a candy
wrapper, but the cat's instinct

467
00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:47,000
are to catch whatever is moving
right?

468
00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:48,560
That makes.
More sense to.

469
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:49,720
Me.
Yes, yes, yeah.

470
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,960
Right.
So like I'm basically picturing

471
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:55,400
myself as like a cheetah chasing
a an Impala right now.

472
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:59,960
OK, except you're both too bad
Americans.

473
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:03,480
So while those two are running
around and you're talking about

474
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:06,720
the blanket, now that the
villagers seem to have realized

475
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,640
what is going on, many of them
are running in fear.

476
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,720
However, let's say two dozen of
them.

477
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:16,320
Is that all?
Are now running at you angrily.

478
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:20,880
Yeah, quite the pickle.
They will kill you.

479
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:24,640
You did just sort of blow up a
lot of their village and kill

480
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,800
their leader.
And while this actually is going

481
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:31,080
to ultimately be good in a way
for the people of this village,

482
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,680
without the sway of their
leader, a lot of the more

483
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:36,960
reasonable people are either
going to leave or, you know,

484
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,920
whatever.
Things are going to get better.

485
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:42,920
The true believers are not going
to follow along with that and

486
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:44,680
those guys are going to kill
you.

487
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,960
Well, they will try.
What do you do?

488
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,640
Is there any way I can support
you my friend?

489
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:55,720
Keep them off of me.
Well, we need to catch up to the

490
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:58,480
other two first.
You could make athletics or

491
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:01,880
fleeing checks.
This is absolutely a fleeing

492
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,640
situation.
Equal points in both.

493
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:07,240
I will go with athletics.
I'll do the same.

494
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:11,320
What is my difficulty with here?
Difficulty 4 in this situation.

495
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:12,960
I'll just spend the three
points.

496
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:15,840
I guess it'll be 5 though,
right?

497
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,440
Because of your very sanity
situations.

498
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,240
Right, I'll spend the four
points.

499
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:22,320
Yes, I am also spending the four
points.

500
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:27,440
Do me and Renee also need to
make athletics checks or fleeing

501
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:31,560
checks to escape the villagers?
Yes, difficulty 3.

502
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:33,960
Because you were already
running, you were a little

503
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:37,520
further ahead.
I'm burning the three required

504
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:41,000
athletics points because
difficulty 4 because I'm insane

505
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:44,840
to just succeed.
Yeah, you're not insane.

506
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:49,160
Your mind is just blasted.
It's not really great either.

507
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:54,400
No, I understand this.
Yeah, I'm going to spend the

508
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:59,960
points as well.
And as I'm running, shooting the

509
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:03,880
people who are chasing us is
probably too strategic, huh?

510
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:05,720
I mean.
You could just be killing.

511
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,760
You absolutely be killing
people.

512
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:11,000
That's something you would do.
You seem to be a much more

513
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:14,800
violent man than JB is.
I think here's what happens.

514
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,840
I think JB is a bit faster than
me.

515
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,000
Maybe you're like lighter on
your feet or something.

516
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:23,120
Seeing that you're starting to
like run ahead of me.

517
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:27,040
I slow down, I turn around and
just start blasting.

518
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,400
Just walking backwards and just
shooting.

519
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:34,160
Oh, so you're not running?
Like, you know, like A2 stick

520
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:35,920
shooter.
Oh, so you're shooting while

521
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,240
you're running.
You're shooting while you're

522
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:41,040
like, OK, gotcha.
Yeah, running away or running

523
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:42,360
towards.
Away.

524
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:45,520
OK, I just didn't clear, 'cause
you said you were running and

525
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,320
shooting, I thought maybe you
were running back into the mob.

526
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,160
Oh, I'm definitely laughing like
a fucking maniac.

527
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:53,680
Of course, Of course.
Yeah, as a kill.

528
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:57,240
Yes, and kill.
Yeah, and kill.

529
00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:59,240
Yes.
We're not going to have those

530
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:02,120
kills count anymore.
You're not actually rolling, and

531
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:05,560
you've seen worse.
OK, so everybody's staying ahead

532
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:09,960
of them for a little bit, but
you're going to need to have a

533
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,760
solution besides running because
these guys are going to catch up

534
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:15,040
to you.
Well, did that buy us enough

535
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,840
time for Damien to finish the
blanket?

536
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:21,120
Because that's our exit.
I think at this point it's more

537
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:24,920
Colin and I getting to like
catching up with you because you

538
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:27,520
2 are a ways ahead of the two of
us.

539
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:32,000
Only a little bit though.
But yes, you've made you've made

540
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,960
some distance.
Is it time to do your

541
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:37,360
teleportation magic which will
fuck up your stability even

542
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:38,240
more?
Oh.

543
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:41,520
Yes, yes.
Oh, I've I've got an idea here.

544
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:44,120
OK, Spending health is an
option.

545
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:47,040
Does it have to be his health?
You know what?

546
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:50,640
I'm going to say no.
All right, might as well get a

547
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:53,640
start on this.
Still got this knife I guess.

548
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:57,240
OK.
Well, yeah, that'll be that,

549
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:58,680
Will.
Definitely be one thing.

550
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,400
So let me tell you how that
sacrifice is going to work.

551
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:04,640
Hey friends, can you give me a
hand here?

552
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:10,120
It's pretty tough.
I mean, I mean I can try.

553
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:12,840
What do you need help?
What the fuck is that?

554
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:23,640
Oh God.
Yeah, I mean, can I shoot his

555
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:29,160
arm off?
That's not really how you

556
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:34,880
amputate something.
It'll work with the shotgun.

557
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:39,320
Tell it to my fucking -6
stability.

558
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:42,720
OK, you kid.
And you know what?

559
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:46,320
That will definitely give some
blood.

560
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:50,400
OK, well.
Yep, I alrighty, well I had an

561
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:54,600
idea of how I could do it.
This will probably end up going

562
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:58,480
bad, especially since I have to
roll to actually cast the spell

563
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:00,440
anyway.
How could it get worse at this

564
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:02,040
point?
OK.

565
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:05,040
Anybody have physics?
I don't think no.

566
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:07,320
Actually none of you are in a
position to spend physics

567
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,760
points.
All of your none of you could

568
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:14,560
spend investigative abilities.
So the stability test, is that

569
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,120
increased by me being shocked as
well?

570
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:18,400
It does, yes.
Yes.

571
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:20,960
OK, so that's going to be a
difficulty 6.

572
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:23,840
Yes.
I'm going to do something

573
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:27,000
exceptionally bad because no
matter what I do, this is going

574
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:32,400
to take me to blasted Slash.
Worse, Reg is going to look up

575
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:36,760
at Colin.
Don't worry about sacrificing,

576
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:41,360
keep them off pointing at the
crowd of fanatics that are

577
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:45,920
following.
I am going to spend 5 stability

578
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:48,640
to make it so it's an automatic
success that's going to take me

579
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:51,640
down to -10.
And then you're going to spend

580
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:54,600
the last two.
I am going to spend the last two

581
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:59,120
so since I'm down to -12
stability.

582
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:02,040
Oh boy, buddy.
Let's read this out.

583
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:05,360
What happens here for our
listeners?

584
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:09,760
If a character stability pool
points reach -12 they are

585
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:14,280
permanently insane.
You may commit one last crazy

586
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:18,960
act which must either be self
destructively heroic or self

587
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:24,400
destructively destructive.
As you hear Reg just start

588
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:29,239
chanting in what sounds like 3
voices.

589
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:34,800
You all can feel that almost
like the error around you is

590
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:39,800
being sucked into this blanket
that's stretched onto the sand

591
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:44,639
of the desert.
Now Reg successfully passing the

592
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:47,560
spell.
However, while Reg was casting

593
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:51,199
the spell, he modified.
I'll let you do that because

594
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:54,360
it's a big act.
With your last moment, what did

595
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:57,960
you do?
The destination wasn't Iron

596
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:01,840
Point, but a place that he'd
seen in his dreams.

597
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:03,760
Like.
Texas The.

598
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:06,320
Mountain.
No.

599
00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:13,160
On the other side of this gate,
as you look into it, you can see

600
00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:19,760
an inky black and it feels like
the air around you is being

601
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:25,400
drawn ever more violent into the
hyperspace gate.

602
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:29,400
Space.
And the first person that ends

603
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:32,680
up going through is red.
He's not holding on to the

604
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:35,000
screen.
So yes, space.

605
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:39,040
You opened up AI.
Don't know how this helps my

606
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:41,320
dude.
It doesn't.

607
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:47,720
Did you just end our campaign?
Not necessarily I'm I'm sure

608
00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:51,680
people can figure out a way to
get out, but it'll at least take

609
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,960
out some of the fanatics.
OK, here's the plan.

610
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:58,400
The plan is in air quotes we
run.

611
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:03,000
That's the plan.
All right.

612
00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:08,480
Make fleeing roles or athletics
roles.

613
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:11,560
That's our difficulty.
Or.

614
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:15,000
I don't spend the points, I'm
going to fail.

615
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:18,240
And die.
I'll spend the points.

616
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:22,440
Even if I spend all three of my
remaining points because I'm

617
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:27,680
blasted, if I roll A1 I will
fail and die.

618
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:32,040
That didn't happen, thankfully.
You rolled A6.

619
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:33,560
That's great.
All right, I got.

620
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,800
An 8.
OK, you know what?

621
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:42,200
You all run into the desert like
the chanting and whatnot and

622
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:45,120
everything.
It's almost none of you are

623
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:48,240
really in a state to understand
what happened.

624
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:52,320
Accurate.
As you run into the desert, you

625
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:55,640
hear screams and you hear
chanting.

626
00:36:55,760 --> 00:37:02,960
You hear the sound of a vacuum
sucking air and you sort of come

627
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:06,240
to an unknown amount of time
later.

628
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:10,800
Real pickle.
Much of the village is simply

629
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:15,240
gone.
The gate collapsed at some

630
00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:17,480
point.
It was not able to be held open

631
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:19,600
forever.
Good.

632
00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:22,080
You're just not a good enough
magic user.

633
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:24,920
Sorry, Reggie.
Reggie's dead at this point.

634
00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:27,960
Yeah, I don't think you have to
apologize to a dead man.

635
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:34,240
And dowel is mostly gone now.
At least half of it is gone.

636
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:37,120
In terms of the buildings,
you're not quite sure about the

637
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:41,000
population.
You are in the desert.

638
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:45,320
You do not have camels.
I will give you this, though,

639
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,600
before we have to deal with the
fact that one of you has a mouth

640
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:51,240
on their arm.
You have succeeded over the

641
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:55,920
mythos.
Congratulations. 2nd mythos.

642
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:58,680
Yep.
Yeah, OK, cool.

643
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:01,720
We are.
We actually fully succeeded in

644
00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:03,600
stopping the methos in this
area.

645
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:07,800
All it did was kill one of us,
put a mouth on the arm of

646
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,800
another one of us, and strand us
in the fucking desert.

647
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:14,000
Roll AD 6 and get that much
stability back.

648
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,480
Happily.
Hey, back to 0.

649
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:20,280
Yay, I gained 5 stability.
You don't count.

650
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:27,360
I know, all right, I'm up to -3
So, OK, I don't think any of us

651
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:31,000
are blasted anymore at least.
None of you are blasted anymore.

652
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:34,480
So now we can actually like,
plan and.

653
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:40,280
You're all shaken, but you're
actually inexplicably, Colin is

654
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:42,400
not shaking it.
Aren't they shaking at 0?

655
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:45,280
Is it at 0 or is that negative?
I always get that.

656
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:48,440
Believe it's at 0, at 0.
It is at 0, it is at zero.

657
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:51,800
I take it back well, and then
there is a mouth.

658
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,000
Yeah, I did a pretty shitty job
of wrapping it.

659
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,640
Yeah, it's not hidden anymore.
Yeah.

660
00:38:57,360 --> 00:39:00,640
Yeah, I initially I figured out
of character.

661
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:03,640
I figured the way we were going
to get rid of the mouth was just

662
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:07,000
to do the good old fashioned
portal cut and close the portal

663
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,760
with your arm still partially
through it.

664
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:11,560
That's not an option anymore,
so.

665
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:14,960
Yeah, I don't.
I think the portal didn't go

666
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:18,360
quite how everyone was expecting
it, but that's what happens when

667
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:21,080
people are crazy.
Feel like I had a different plan

668
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:23,000
to get rid of this arm but I
forget what it was.

669
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:29,040
Something something train.
So however Kearns, you are now

670
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:32,920
seeing this mouth.
I mean, I kind of saw it last

671
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:36,720
night where I was just about to
shoot it off before.

672
00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:40,960
There was a there was a vacuum
of space.

673
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,040
Before there was a vacuum.
Yeah.

674
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:44,760
Yeah, I.
Know you're about to shoot it

675
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:48,040
off so.
I sort of leveled my shotgun at

676
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:49,600
Colin.
I'm going to go.

677
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:54,480
I'm still getting if you are.
Well, I'm feeling a little

678
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:57,920
better now, sort of having
second thoughts.

679
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:01,880
You ready if you have first aid?
Nope.

680
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:06,080
Yeah.
Do I Do I need points in first

681
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:11,120
aid to roll for it?
It's it's difficulty 7 if done

682
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:12,720
in the field.
Great.

683
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:14,600
Oh, you're talking about
amputation?

684
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:16,560
Yeah, amputation.
I believe that's what we're

685
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:19,480
talking about, yes.
Well I was just thinking of like

686
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:22,480
stabilizing him after we've shot
his fucking arm off.

687
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:27,040
Oh, because you could just do an
amputation?

688
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:31,000
Yeah, with first aid.
It's difficulty 7 though because

689
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,400
you are not in the proper
situation.

690
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,320
You also don't really have the
proper tools unless you want to

691
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:40,080
make a preparedness role.
I can do preparedness.

692
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:44,640
OK, but does anyone have any
first aids points to do it with?

693
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,280
Well, Colin does, but he's
probably going to be passed out

694
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:50,640
after this.
Well, look at it this way.

695
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:57,920
We we got a prisoner.
No, no, we don't.

696
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:01,120
That doesn't.
Daniel, what are the gameplay

697
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:03,040
ramifications of me keeping the
mouth?

698
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:11,600
Hello there, Boils and ghouls
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699
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:16,160
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700
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:19,120
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We can and have been doing this

701
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:23,720
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702
00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:26,040
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But would the show sound better

703
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:28,560
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Yeah.

704
00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:34,120
Could some of us use some sound
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705
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:36,640
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00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:40,760
Sure.
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707
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:44,240
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708
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Maybe.
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00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:46,640
That's really a question for
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00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:49,840
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Just as a podcast?
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721
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:28,000
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00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:40,280
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Oh, it's going to keep fucking

738
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:31,520
with you.
You're going to keep losing

739
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:34,320
stability.
It also might just try to like,

740
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:38,000
bite you and shit.
It's bad, It's bad.

741
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:41,280
But would I bleed out in the
desert?

742
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:43,800
Yeah, yeah, you.
There's also a chance of you

743
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:47,320
bleeding out in the desert if we
try to cut it off right now, so.

744
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:50,920
OK, OK.
Because Colin is a coward.

745
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:56,960
New plan.
We tie him up and we get to

746
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:59,080
safety and then we chop your arm
off.

747
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:03,160
How about we get to safety and
then you try and catch me.

748
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:05,160
When you inevitably do, you can
tie me up.

749
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:11,160
I'm already on top of you.
He's not possessed.

750
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:14,480
At least he doesn't seem to be
possessed, to be clear.

751
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:17,280
The mouth is.
By the way, this whole time the

752
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:20,600
mouth is just sort of gritting,
licking its lips.

753
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:25,240
It's got lips.
Yeah, I have a terrible plan.

754
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:29,320
Throw it on the pile.
So about that gag that we

755
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:35,160
established that JB has.
Yes.

756
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,360
You're going to try to gag the
mouth for now.

757
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:45,520
If you eat a mouth nectar.
I assume it gets bigger.

758
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:48,360
Thankfully we don't have any
nectar to try with.

759
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,880
Yeah, exactly.
Well, give it some time.

760
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:51,960
Oh boy.
Oh.

761
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:54,400
God.
You guys are going to need to

762
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:57,360
make survival checks.
Do any of you have survival

763
00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:59,160
skill?
Is that a skill in this game?

764
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:01,880
Are you thinking outdoorsman?
I'm thinking of Outdoorsman.

765
00:45:02,240 --> 00:45:05,800
I have Outdoorsman but I'm at 0.
Well, Colin has 2 levels in

766
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:08,080
Druid which gives me proficiency
in survival.

767
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:11,520
OK.
Smart mouth is really getting to

768
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:17,360
you.
Hang on, Game Master.

769
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:22,560
Yeah.
Would astronomy qualify like if

770
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:27,800
I were to navigate by the sun?
Sure, the big It's not about

771
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:30,800
finding your way, it's about
surviving in the harsh desert.

772
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:34,920
OK, well how about we survive
while making our way as quickly

773
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:39,560
as possible to where it's safe?
The Oasis north of Dalo.

774
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:43,160
The Oasis north of Dalo.
Oh, you remembered.

775
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:47,640
Yeah, I figured we were going to
stop by there anyway for water

776
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:48,920
and shit.
OK.

777
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:52,520
Yeah, let's fucking go.
You could make your way to the

778
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:55,240
Oasis north of Dalo.
Day.

779
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:59,120
And I keep my shotgun trained on
Colin's arm the entire way.

780
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:04,280
When you arrive at the Oasis,
you're able to dress there

781
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:06,640
safely.
Congrats.

782
00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:11,440
Yay, yay.
So we refresh all of our points

783
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:14,280
and our stability, right?
And there's a parade and

784
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:16,920
everybody claps.
No.

785
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:23,080
Oh.
But roll AD 6 and you can

786
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:26,840
restore that many points into
any skills of your drugs. 2 is

787
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:29,320
all around.
OK. 4.

788
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:33,400
Oh.
I'm just going to say this one

789
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:35,640
of those should be put into
Outdoorsman.

790
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:39,600
All right, Can I put one point
in Outdoorsman and three in

791
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:40,920
First Aid?
Yeah.

792
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:43,080
Should have taken more
outdoorsman I guess.

793
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:47,760
Put both of my points into first
aid because we're Fox if we

794
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:49,280
don't.
Yeah, Yep.

795
00:46:49,720 --> 00:46:54,880
So you got 2 choices here. 1,
you could try and make it back

796
00:46:54,880 --> 00:47:00,760
to Kaluli on foot.
Two, you can wait here for

797
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:03,080
somebody to come.
You don't know if anybody's

798
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:06,320
coming.
You also will need to deal with

799
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:07,880
that now.
OK.

800
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:13,560
Campfire card.
The thing is that this place is.

801
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:19,440
Nobody comes here like that is
like explicitly the guides were

802
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:23,880
like, yeah, we would not be
going near that village if you

803
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:28,720
weren't paying us.
So our odds of getting rescued

804
00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:32,000
not high.
Here's what I'm thinking.

805
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:38,360
Let's be honest with each other.
My odds of surviving out there

806
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:41,520
are marginally better than
yours, gentlemen.

807
00:47:42,720 --> 00:47:49,720
So how about you stay here and
rest up when I transit and bring

808
00:47:49,720 --> 00:47:53,040
help?
You'll be alone out there.

809
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:57,120
I touched the crucifix around my
neck.

810
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:03,400
I'm never alone, Mr. Falk.
It's not safe to go along.

811
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:05,960
Take this.
Cigarette.

812
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:12,240
Flare gun I would like to spend
preparedness to have a flare

813
00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:14,320
gun.
A flare gun would actually be

814
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:20,760
very useful in this situation.
OK So what would happen if there

815
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:23,800
was a vacuum?
Would it make a Sonic boob sound

816
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:27,000
if you opened a portal to space?
Like how loud would it be?

817
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:30,560
It would probably be quite loud.
That makes sense because like

818
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:32,320
the air displacement.
So yeah, I would think it would

819
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:34,440
be.
It would be pretty fucking loud

820
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:37,160
at the period.
OK, so factor that in.

821
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:39,440
I'm not saying that you
shouldn't go, I think that's

822
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:40,560
actually a pretty cool thing to
do.

823
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:44,640
But do know that waiting here is
not the the stupidest thing in

824
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:48,000
the world, because somebody
might investigate it or they

825
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,880
might think, wow, that place is
fucking horrible, let's never go

826
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:53,600
there.
Did you hear those horrible

827
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:55,520
sounds?
Let's not go at all.

828
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:59,600
In that case, then I think
splitting and this is going to

829
00:48:59,720 --> 00:49:01,200
because you never split the
party.

830
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:04,360
But in this case, splitting the
party might be a good idea,

831
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:08,920
because if some of us wait for
rescue here, then if somebody

832
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:12,320
comes for us before Kearns gets
back, we can go out and find

833
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:14,600
Kearns.
And if nobody comes for us, then

834
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:17,400
Kearns can still get people, you
know?

835
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:20,960
Yep.
And how many plants do I spend

836
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:22,720
for this flare gun?
Difficulty 3.

837
00:49:22,720 --> 00:49:25,200
Prepare.
This would be 4 because I'm

838
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:27,920
still shaking so I will spend 3
points OK?

839
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:31,360
You got a flare gun?
Kearns has the flare gun.

840
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:34,600
OK, Kearns has a flare gun.
Well, thank you.

841
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:37,960
I will also grab as much water
as I can carry.

842
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:41,160
Of course, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, naturally.

843
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:43,560
Naturally.
Do I have rations?

844
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:46,680
Is there food?
Yes, I think so.

845
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:50,120
I think you have some bloods.
OK, good.

846
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:52,320
You have outdoors.
I know you know what you're

847
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:54,280
doing.
Yeah, I have one point of

848
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:56,600
outdoors skill.
I kind of know what I'm doing.

849
00:49:56,720 --> 00:49:58,960
Well, it's an investigative
ability, so even having one

850
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:01,480
point is good.
I would say if you made a spend,

851
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:03,800
you would be good to go, but I
don't think you can't make a

852
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:05,600
spend because you're still too
shaken.

853
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:09,200
Yeah, so I think I know what I'm
doing.

854
00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:13,840
So I'm equipped and I say a
quiet prayer.

855
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:18,160
I look at the sun and I head
towards Kaluli.

856
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:24,160
OK, I need you to just roll me
AD 6123.

857
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:28,240
You make it there 456, something
else happened.

858
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:32,680
Now it's for all.
Cool, a 5050 chance.

859
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:35,880
Yeah. 40.
Thank God.

860
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:37,880
No, that's bad.
Yeah.

861
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:38,960
What?
That was bad.

862
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:40,640
I said 123.
You make it there.

863
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:44,160
Oh.
Yeah, shit.

864
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:47,880
So what happened?
The bone thieves find Kearns and

865
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:52,200
steal his bones.
Kearns, as you are travelling

866
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:57,360
back to the village, you come
across several people from

867
00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:59,480
Paluki who are coming to the
best table.

868
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:04,040
OK.
Yes, I think we could even turn

869
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:08,120
this almost into a little bit of
a montage as you are go, we see

870
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:11,240
you going through the desert.
You're truly not going to make

871
00:51:11,240 --> 00:51:13,400
it on foot.
It's just not going to happen.

872
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:16,480
It was going to be a long shot
even if you were at full

873
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:19,640
capabilities and you truly are
not.

874
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:24,680
But you see in the distance a
trio of camels coming your way.

875
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:29,320
We see you kind of collapse from
the heat.

876
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:32,840
All the water depleted.
With the last of your strength,

877
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:35,680
you raise the flare gun and fire
it at him.

878
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:38,120
It's the camel.
The camel explodes.

879
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:41,880
I was going to say, you fire the
flare gun so you're noticed, not

880
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:43,960
so that you shoot the camel.
I don't.

881
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:48,200
But the flare gun makes it so
you get help.

882
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:50,960
We see them.
I literally hang on, hang on.

883
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:56,240
And like as I as I collapse, I
draw the flare gun and literally

884
00:51:56,240 --> 00:51:58,440
say Hail Mary full of grace.
Yeah.

885
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:03,000
Fire in the sky, yes.
And these Muslims then find you.

886
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:08,560
Lovely.
God has a sense of humor

887
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:10,040
sometimes.
Yes.

888
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:12,560
Which one?
Yeah.

889
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:16,360
It's all the same one, at least
in this situation.

890
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:20,400
God of Abraham, Yahweh, Allah,
they're all the same guy.

891
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:24,080
As this is happening, we cut
over to Kearns and JB laughing,

892
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:25,760
splashing each other in the
Oasis.

893
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:29,400
The mouth gets some water at us.
Can you drown the mouth?

894
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:32,160
Fair question.
I don't think it has lungs.

895
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:34,680
You are not able to drown the
mouth.

896
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:38,040
But Oh well, good thing I had
that flare gun then.

897
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:41,200
Oh, hey, Colin.
Hello.

898
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:44,040
The mouth bites you.
Ow.

899
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:46,480
Yeah, it doesn't need to roll
the hit.

900
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:50,360
Really.
Yeah, take 4 damage from it.

901
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:54,240
Ow, that brings me to 0.
Oh no.

902
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:57,440
Good thing I've got those first
aid points.

903
00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:00,760
Yeah, things are not going well
for you guys.

904
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:05,560
Well, JB is doing OK ish.
You now have been bit by this

905
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:08,320
supernatural creature.
If your baby tried to forget

906
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:11,040
that there was a mouth on your
arm, you were reminded of it.

907
00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:14,760
Difficulty for stability loss of
four.

908
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:16,640
Oh boy.
All right.

909
00:53:16,720 --> 00:53:18,120
Good stuff, good stuff, Good
stuff.

910
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:21,560
Yeah, that's a six.
How do you do it?

911
00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:25,480
How do you keep rolling so well?
How is your character cool as a

912
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:32,080
fucking cucumber all the time?
That's my secret.

913
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:39,920
I'm always insane.
So we see a shot of the camels

914
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:46,880
arriving at the Oasis with a
more bloodied column and we'll

915
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:49,440
see you guys make it back to
pollute.

916
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:53,560
Pretty beat the fuck up, but you
make it back safely.

917
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:58,800
And when when we finally get
back to Kaluli, JB looks at

918
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:03,120
those guides who we had gone our
separate ways with and said told

919
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:06,320
you we'd make it, and then
promptly passes out.

920
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:10,280
Editor's Note This next bit came
from another recording, so if it

921
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:11,640
sounds a little different,
that'll be why.

922
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:16,560
You've made it back to Kaluli,
so that's cool.

923
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:20,080
That's.
Well, now we just need to make

924
00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:24,280
it back to the train.
Yeah, and the train's like just

925
00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:26,320
half a day's walk.
Like that's nothing.

926
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:29,440
That's easy.
There, I mean, there is

927
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:32,040
something we might else we might
have to do first.

928
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:36,040
I can't imagine what that would
be and until this moment.

929
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:39,760
Cullen's being off screen now,
pans over and you see him

930
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:41,840
wrestling his hand away from his
face.

931
00:54:44,240 --> 00:54:48,680
As I'm boiling water and
sterilizing my knife and

932
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:54,040
preparing rags and whatnot.
Yeah, JV also has a fire pit

933
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:59,640
going to toss the arm into
immediately after we're done.

934
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:02,760
Oh, OK, I didn't think about
that.

935
00:55:03,240 --> 00:55:06,360
Yeah, my shotgun is nearby in
case it starts crawling.

936
00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:09,480
Cullen is in denial about what
is about to happen to him.

937
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:13,680
Cullen is in denial about a lot
of things.

938
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:19,280
Yeah.
Hey Mr. Faulk, you have that

939
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:24,840
handy dandy ball gag there.
I absolutely do.

940
00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:27,960
I thought we'd put it on the
mouth, didn't we?

941
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:32,200
I thought we established that we
figured out a way to put it on

942
00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:34,840
the mouth.
Oh, that was Canon?

943
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:38,200
OK, got it.
Fair enough.

944
00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:41,200
Sorry I don't have a second,
let's get a stick or something.

945
00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:44,320
Yeah, let's get a stick.
And also I was wondering if

946
00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:48,560
there's maybe a pair of
handcuffs in your kit or

947
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:50,080
something?
Yeah.

948
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:52,960
Let me check can I make a
preparedness role to get like

949
00:55:53,960 --> 00:56:01,520
just restraints for for this?
Sure a difficulty 3 I'll.

950
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:04,080
Spend 2 and just have it happen.
OK.

951
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:06,560
What kind of restraints you got,
JB?

952
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:09,000
Full suite.
Oh, all kinds.

953
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:12,640
We got rope, we got handcuffs,
we got chains, you know,

954
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:14,720
whatever the situation calls
for.

955
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:19,480
And when I was making this
character, JB Falk being a freak

956
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:22,640
was not an intended part.
That just kind of happened.

957
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:29,440
Yeah, Kearns eyebrows go up
slightly, then he goes.

958
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:33,960
Yeah, perfect.
What sort of dinner are you

959
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:36,640
planning, Kearns?
You need some spices.

960
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:38,240
I'm sure they've got spices
around here.

961
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:44,080
Oh yes, I'd imagine they do.
I mean, Yep, why?

962
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:48,080
Also, white people have sailed
halfway around the world if not

963
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:52,960
for their spices.
So the plan is to what, Tie him

964
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:58,800
up and chop it off?
And then burn the arm and

965
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:00,520
cauterize the wound.
Yeah, yeah.

966
00:57:01,240 --> 00:57:03,760
More or less.
Who's this you're attacking some

967
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:05,560
sort of like you got a pig or
something?

968
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:09,520
Oh, don't worry about it.
Oh my God I've been watching too

969
00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:16,920
much Hannibal for this.
I've heard that show's good.

970
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:18,240
I've heard it is.
Good.

971
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:20,200
It is really good.
Very good, yeah.

972
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:24,160
Yeah, and I don't do CIS men,
but for Mads Mickelson I would

973
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:27,800
make an exception.
Same.

974
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:34,000
I feel like most people alive
have Mads Mickelson as their CIS

975
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,160
men exception, you know?
That's fair.

976
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:40,840
Right.
I mean, assuming Mr. Mickelson

977
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:43,040
is CIS, I don't know.
I don't want to assume any who.

978
00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:49,200
I do want to bring up, you know,
we talked about this amputation,

979
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:54,920
which again, probably good idea,
but we do know that there is one

980
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:58,400
other way to deny the mouth,
right?

981
00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:01,560
We we have those rituals of self
denial.

982
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:04,400
That one just kind of feels like
a lost cause.

983
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:07,720
I I really do think that the
best and only approach is

984
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:12,480
something along the lines of hey
look Colin, a distraction.

985
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:16,920
Oh, a karaoke bar.
And then we jump Colin and tie

986
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:21,080
him down.
I don't think we need to jump

987
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:25,040
necessarily because like we kind
of want them relaxed.

988
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:29,040
Oh, maybe we could like ask the
natives for some herbs or

989
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:35,600
something that can sedate him.
Actually, because I do have some

990
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:38,640
medical knowledge.
Hey Dan, you're a history nerd.

991
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:42,560
When was ether discovered?
Was ether discovered?

992
00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:45,200
Yeah.
I mean, because I know that like

993
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:49,760
the discovery of ether changed
the way that surgery was

994
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:53,480
approached in medicine.
Oh, this is Lovecraft though you

995
00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:55,280
aren't Lud in them.
True.

996
00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:57,440
I don't know off the top of my
head.

997
00:58:57,840 --> 00:59:01,640
When ether was first
synthesized, the first effective

998
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:04,040
use of it was at 1846.
So like.

999
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:05,080
OK.
So yeah, yeah, yeah.

1000
00:59:05,240 --> 00:59:08,240
So yeah, I don't think having
ether in a medical kit is too

1001
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:11,000
much of A stretch.
Sure.

1002
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:15,000
Yeah, yeah, it.
Was being abused recreationally

1003
00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:17,280
by the 19th century, so like,
you're good.

1004
00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:22,680
I mean, yeah, that makes sense.
I mean, that's, that's part of

1005
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:28,120
what that one arc in American
Horror stories about about,

1006
00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:31,720
about the the Doctor Who was
abusing that kind of substance.

1007
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:35,600
Any who I feel like, I feel like
we're, I feel like we're

1008
00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:39,760
stalling a little bit.
Yeah, this is really going to

1009
00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:41,800
suck.
Yeah, it's going to suck.

1010
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:48,000
So, OK, so just so we are
perfectly clear and not missing

1011
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:53,040
anything, we sedate the patient,
we restrain the patient, we

1012
00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:59,760
apply a tourniquet, We have
sanitized tools and bandages and

1013
00:59:59,920 --> 01:00:03,280
boiled water nearby.
We have our weapons ready in

1014
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:06,160
case the arm starts crawling
away.

1015
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:12,480
Are we missing anything?
No, we've got the fire pit we're

1016
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:14,520
going to use to dispose of the
arm.

1017
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:17,440
We've got something hot enough
to cauterize the wound.

1018
01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:21,200
I think we're good.
OK, I hope this works.

1019
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:24,760
Hey Colin, smell this.
Oh, that smells like.

1020
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:31,520
OK, let's go.
Yeah, Yeah.

1021
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:35,640
We, yeah, we proceed as planned
as as the the plan.

1022
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:38,640
I just we just outlined there.
Now, can I throw a wrench in

1023
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:40,320
this plan?
What?

1024
01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:44,320
God, please don't.
What was your wrench?

1025
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:47,120
What would I real to resist the
effects of the drug?

1026
01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:49,040
Oh my.
God.

1027
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:53,760
Why would you want to do that?
To traumatize my fellow players.

1028
01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:57,560
One of the fellow players is
your wife, you asshat.

1029
01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:01,600
I would say this.
That would be a health check

1030
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:09,360
Difficulty 4, yeah.
All right, now I'm at 0, so

1031
01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:11,440
would it just be a straight dice
roll trying to beat A4?

1032
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:13,800
I mean, you could spend it to
the negatives on your health,

1033
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:15,160
but I don't think you should do
that.

1034
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:18,600
Consider you're about to get
your arm chopped off and lose a

1035
01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:21,760
lot of health that way.
No, I think this is just sort of

1036
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:23,560
a passive thing.
I'm not going to spend points on

1037
01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:26,800
it.
OK, are you kidding me?

1038
01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:30,040
That's a fire.
Son of a bitch, don't be awake.

1039
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:34,160
Oh God damn it.
Ether.

1040
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:38,640
Oh, been a while.
Since you kind of like come to

1041
01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:44,200
like as we're holding, as we're
like holding this the knife.

1042
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:48,880
Yeah, I tried to build up a
tolerance to kidnapping drugs.

1043
01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:50,440
It comes in handy in my life
work.

1044
01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:56,680
Hey, hey, Mr. Cain, what's your
favorite color?

1045
01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:01,520
Green.
As he's distracted, I'm going to

1046
01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:03,640
go for it.
We begin.

1047
01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:07,520
Hi there, this episode has a
content warning for amputation,

1048
01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:09,160
which you might have missed if
you don't look at the

1049
01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:10,920
description before you start an
episode.

1050
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:13,480
I figured it was fair play to
put a warning right in the

1051
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:15,840
episode in case you'd rather
skip a fairly gruesome scene,

1052
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:17,960
and if so, you'll want to skip
ahead about a minute.

1053
01:02:19,960 --> 01:02:23,120
In the field, a character with
medicine to perform an

1054
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:27,800
amputation with less circuit of
success.

1055
01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:33,040
But with the appropriate tools,
the patient.

1056
01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:38,640
Suffers I take 1 V 6 + 3 bit.
Do you want to do the damage

1057
01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:39,480
role or should I?
I'll do.

1058
01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:42,600
The damage role that could have
been worse 5.

1059
01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:43,520
Damage the muscle, right?
The stick?

1060
01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:47,080
That's not dead right?
Damn material.

1061
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:49,720
No, it's not dead.
It's not good.

1062
01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:50,840
It's not dead.
Cut.

1063
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:54,000
The bone.
Let's talk about the health

1064
01:02:54,120 --> 01:02:57,840
system, say, for people who may
or may not remember. -5 health

1065
01:02:57,880 --> 01:03:00,160
-3 stability.
You're doing good.

1066
01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:02,200
You're doing good.
You too.

1067
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:05,360
However, you do need to make a
consciousness role.

1068
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:10,720
The knife hits the solid and
switched this off.

1069
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:12,960
Thankfully, we're not in a life
or death.

1070
01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:21,320
Situation Colin is now asleep.
Colin passes out that you know

1071
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:22,800
what?
Fair enough.

1072
01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:28,440
That's for the better.
You can only restore the damage

1073
01:03:28,440 --> 01:03:32,720
of the last injury that
occurred, but that last injury

1074
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:35,200
was pretty significant as they
are hurt.

1075
01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:40,240
You spend each one first aid you
spend restores 2 points.

1076
01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:42,360
It's 1:00 to 1:00 if you're
healing yourself, but you guys

1077
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:44,600
are healing Colin, so there's
that.

1078
01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:49,000
Can we like pool spend first aid
or does only one?

1079
01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:51,040
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, you could.

1080
01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:54,600
Yeah, you could help.
In that case, if you want to

1081
01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:58,480
spend your two, I can spend 1 so
we can get him back to healthy

1082
01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:01,800
ish.
Yeah, that sounds like a plan to

1083
01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:04,240
me.
Do I become conscious at

1084
01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:08,440
positive health?
Yes, I think you could become

1085
01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:11,920
conscious again when you reach
positive health if you would

1086
01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:16,200
like.
Because I I assume the applying

1087
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:19,200
first aid like took a few
minutes like yes.

1088
01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:24,240
I kind of imagined that while
you're keeping him stable, I'm

1089
01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:28,400
like cauterizing and like
sewing, I guess.

1090
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:32,840
Yeah.
I just had the strangest dream.

1091
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:34,520
Uh huh.
Tell me about it.

1092
01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:41,880
You guys cut my arm off and then
there there was a mouth and it

1093
01:04:41,880 --> 01:04:44,720
ate us all.
One of those things happened.

1094
01:04:45,480 --> 01:04:46,840
Yeah, they aren't with the
mouse.

1095
01:04:47,280 --> 01:04:50,600
How's it doing?
As you throw it into the fire

1096
01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:53,320
again, the mouth begins to
wither away.

1097
01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:56,240
It needed to be connected to the
rest of the body.

1098
01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:59,880
Thankfully you do not hear any
sort of horrible screaming or

1099
01:04:59,880 --> 01:05:02,720
anything coming from it.
It almost feels that like

1100
01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:06,120
whatever consciousness or
animating force was in the mouth

1101
01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:09,080
has left it.
Good riddance.

1102
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:13,080
Good riddance.
It's like what happened with the

1103
01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:16,080
woman in dowel.
Exactly.

1104
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:19,160
The moment she was dead, the
mouth withered and died.

1105
01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:23,080
Still, I don't regret throwing
his arm in the fire.

1106
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:28,440
Better safe than sorry.
Now there is one more issue

1107
01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:29,560
here.
Oh God.

1108
01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:34,600
With any amputation there is a
risk of infection as you are

1109
01:05:34,600 --> 01:05:37,960
doing this in the field.
However, with appropriate tools,

1110
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:44,560
the difficulty is going to be a
health test difficulty 5 made by

1111
01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:46,920
the amputee.
That's a two fuck.

1112
01:05:48,680 --> 01:05:52,080
Off.
All right, You are infected.

1113
01:05:52,880 --> 01:05:57,080
Infected patients suffer one
point of additional damage every

1114
01:05:57,080 --> 01:06:01,440
24 hours until antibiotics are
administered, and then we need

1115
01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:05,080
to make another test at
difficulty 4 to see if the

1116
01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:08,520
antibiotics work.
A fucking course.

1117
01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:13,400
Can I have antibiotics on my
first aid kit?

1118
01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:16,960
Are do you did you explicitly
have a first aid kit?

1119
01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:19,680
Is that?
I mean, obviously, duh.

1120
01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:23,560
OK.
I don't just do mouth to mouth,

1121
01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:29,000
you know?
OK, you can administer some

1122
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:32,480
antibiotics which means you need
to make another health test

1123
01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:35,840
difficulty for you can spend
points on this if you would

1124
01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:38,360
like.
And we did get you up to like

1125
01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:43,880
One Health, so.
Hang on, before the amputee

1126
01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:47,840
makes any sort of test, can I
spend two more points of first

1127
01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:53,840
aid to stabilize them some more?
That would be past what the last

1128
01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:55,960
injury did.
Yes.

1129
01:06:56,680 --> 01:07:00,120
Right at this point the best
thing we can do is give you

1130
01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:02,120
antibiotics and get you to a
hospital.

1131
01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:06,120
Yes.
The only way to really restore

1132
01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:08,400
any more health is going to have
to be through rest.

1133
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:12,800
And then now we speed run our
journey back through Ethiopia.

1134
01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:16,400
Could you make me a health test
there now that you've taken

1135
01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:19,920
these antibiotics?
Come on, come on, come on, come

1136
01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:23,440
on, come on, come on.
Oh yes, yes, that was a 5.

1137
01:07:24,920 --> 01:07:29,360
OK, Christ.
Oh.

1138
01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:36,200
God, that was stressful.
Oh no, Christ here to me.

1139
01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:39,680
All right, all right.
So you're not out of the woods

1140
01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:42,640
yet.
In fact, in some ways, you live

1141
01:07:42,640 --> 01:07:43,400
in the woods.
Of.

1142
01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:48,680
Course not.
Of course, as an amputee you are

1143
01:07:48,680 --> 01:07:52,200
going to suffer plus one
difficulty on athletics,

1144
01:07:52,600 --> 01:07:56,840
driving, piloting, scuffling and
weapons.

1145
01:07:57,720 --> 01:07:59,400
Yeah, I only use one of those
anyway.

1146
01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:02,040
OK, Yeah.
I mean, that makes sense.

1147
01:08:02,160 --> 01:08:05,880
Those difficulties may fade over
time as you become accustomed to

1148
01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:09,760
the disability.
There may be other situations

1149
01:08:09,760 --> 01:08:13,440
that will come up.
You also cannot fire rifles or

1150
01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:18,760
shotguns at all, and you have
one arm.

1151
01:08:19,080 --> 01:08:21,240
Can still throw the fuck out of
a grenade though.

1152
01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:24,439
I I tried to preserve as much of
the arm as I could.

1153
01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:28,439
If the amputation is below the
elbow, I have much more use of

1154
01:08:28,439 --> 01:08:31,160
my arm in the event that I have
a prosthetic.

1155
01:08:31,960 --> 01:08:35,439
Yeah, fair enough.
I think that's, yeah, I think

1156
01:08:35,439 --> 01:08:40,319
that's what I had in mind too.
I can try to preserve as much of

1157
01:08:40,319 --> 01:08:42,520
it as possible.
Yeah.

1158
01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:47,200
Like, yeah.
Yeah, it it makes sense so.

1159
01:08:47,840 --> 01:08:49,760
I've been in the war, I've I've
seen stuff.

1160
01:08:50,439 --> 01:08:51,960
What sort of stuff?
Holy shit.

1161
01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:54,880
This is going to take some
getting used to, Mr. Caine.

1162
01:08:55,319 --> 01:08:59,880
Yeah.
Hey, Colin, sorry about that.

1163
01:09:01,439 --> 01:09:03,520
I suppose we had to do
something.

1164
01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:10,520
And I just couldn't imagine you
living a life of complete

1165
01:09:11,680 --> 01:09:14,279
asceticism.
I'd rather die.

1166
01:09:14,279 --> 01:09:16,160
You don't think he's in the self
denial?

1167
01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:18,560
Oh, sorry.
Yeah.

1168
01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:24,560
I you don't think he's he's in a
self denial.

1169
01:09:24,720 --> 01:09:26,880
At the same time, I'd rather
die.

1170
01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:28,680
Yeah, I think that about sums
it.

1171
01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:34,479
Up.
No, I think he is in a different

1172
01:09:34,479 --> 01:09:38,160
kind of denial.
Yeah, yeah.

1173
01:09:39,160 --> 01:09:42,439
But also, yeah, it's the 20th
century, my man.

1174
01:09:42,439 --> 01:09:44,279
They make all sorts of
prosthetics now.

1175
01:09:44,279 --> 01:09:47,880
They're going to be good as now.
Well, maybe I'll replace it with

1176
01:09:47,880 --> 01:09:49,720
a cannon.
Well, there you go.

1177
01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:57,640
As a Berserk reference.
And I think we see a montage of

1178
01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:03,280
you guys on the train again,
thankfully not attacked by

1179
01:10:03,280 --> 01:10:05,880
bandits this time.
I don't know if you would have

1180
01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:08,560
been able to handle them.
Definitely not.

1181
01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:14,400
As we're leaving this accursed
place, I just shoot a glance

1182
01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:18,480
over my shoulder to where I'm
assuming the village of Dalol

1183
01:10:18,480 --> 01:10:23,880
was, and I sort of go stone
faced as I'm thinking about Mr.

1184
01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:26,960
Killworth.
And I say, I say a silent

1185
01:10:26,960 --> 01:10:31,000
goodbye.
JB, now that he's finally had

1186
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:35,640
time to realize, gives 1/2
hearted salute in that

1187
01:10:35,640 --> 01:10:38,480
direction.
Conlon looks over at JB and

1188
01:10:38,480 --> 01:10:45,600
says, well, I guess you're next.
Don't let these words be punch,

1189
01:10:45,680 --> 01:10:46,320
Colin.
I can.

1190
01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:53,080
Punch him full on slug to the
jaw.

1191
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:58,440
Now I do want to note, Colin,
you might still be next.

1192
01:10:58,440 --> 01:11:00,040
Maybe they just didn't finish
the job.

1193
01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:07,320
Entirely possible.
Yeah, you make it back to your

1194
01:11:07,320 --> 01:11:08,840
plane.
Eventually.

1195
01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:13,800
Your Italian papers get you
through fast enough before

1196
01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:16,600
people start questioning where
the Jeep is that you stole.

1197
01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:19,680
Can I say that like I made it
absolutely inoperable?

1198
01:11:19,960 --> 01:11:22,600
Oh.
Before we left, like I cut, I

1199
01:11:22,600 --> 01:11:26,400
cut everything that could
humanly be cut, including the

1200
01:11:26,400 --> 01:11:28,800
tires.
Sure.

1201
01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:31,760
I mean the Jeep.
I guess when you this is when

1202
01:11:31,760 --> 01:11:35,120
you drove the Jeep back.
So you did this a while ago

1203
01:11:35,120 --> 01:11:36,440
actually before you hopped on
the boat.

1204
01:11:36,440 --> 01:11:38,720
This old part is but you fucked
up that Jeep.

1205
01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:41,440
OK, great.
Big time.

1206
01:11:42,960 --> 01:11:44,960
Yeah, through the spark, you fly
away.

1207
01:11:46,120 --> 01:11:50,440
Yeah, you do fly away from these
fascists that are still on their

1208
01:11:50,440 --> 01:11:55,600
campaign of world conquest, and
you begin your flight back to

1209
01:11:55,640 --> 01:11:58,120
New York to see Miss Winston
Rogers.

1210
01:11:58,960 --> 01:12:03,600
We finally get a complete and
total win over a section of this

1211
01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:10,880
cult and it costs us Colin's arm
and Reg I'm tired.

1212
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:15,360
Oh don't worry, this wasn't
really part of the cult.

1213
01:12:15,360 --> 01:12:18,480
This is like a proto version of
the cult that was separate from

1214
01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:21,200
the more massive constituency
that smuggling.

1215
01:12:21,200 --> 01:12:25,320
Drugs.
Can you please let us have it?

1216
01:12:27,640 --> 01:12:33,440
Not helping.
Mr. Morale over here.

1217
01:12:34,040 --> 01:12:36,160
I don't know what kind of why
are you hearing this voice in

1218
01:12:36,160 --> 01:12:39,920
your head?
The characters reach through the

1219
01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:42,160
screen to beat the shit out of
Dan.

1220
01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:45,440
Turns JB, are you OK?
What's happening?

1221
01:12:48,520 --> 01:12:50,520
Oh, Colin really has no clue,
huh?

1222
01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:52,920
Yeah.
No, no.

1223
01:12:52,920 --> 01:12:56,480
We've established, or in some
ways the dice have established,

1224
01:12:56,720 --> 01:13:01,640
that Colin has no clue.
Yeah, there's one thing I'd like

1225
01:13:01,640 --> 01:13:05,760
to set up before we wrap up.
I actually was just just about

1226
01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:09,480
to ask before we conclude, does
anybody have any scenes they

1227
01:13:09,480 --> 01:13:12,280
want their characters to do?
But it sounds like at least one

1228
01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:14,920
of us does.
Colin would like to put in a

1229
01:13:14,920 --> 01:13:18,560
call with certain Insane Asylum
and Sylvano, Georgia.

1230
01:13:18,720 --> 01:13:22,680
Oh my God, is that your?
Is that your retake?

1231
01:13:23,160 --> 01:13:26,920
Yeah.
That's how you have to say it.

1232
01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:29,560
That's how you have to say it.
Duh.

1233
01:13:30,040 --> 01:13:34,240
Yeah, You can get.
You could get a hold of Joy

1234
01:13:34,240 --> 01:13:36,320
Grove.
Dr. Keaton.

1235
01:13:36,560 --> 01:13:39,800
You're greeted by a nurse who
sort of asks what's up.

1236
01:13:40,480 --> 01:13:43,640
And I assume you say you want to
speak to Doctor Keaton.

1237
01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:47,920
And when you identify yourself
and who it's about, you hear

1238
01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:50,480
Keaton almost like a rush
towards the phone.

1239
01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:52,360
Yes.
Hello.

1240
01:13:52,440 --> 01:13:55,280
Hello.
Doctor Keaton, this is Colin

1241
01:13:55,280 --> 01:13:56,440
Kane.
We spoke.

1242
01:13:57,760 --> 01:14:00,920
It feels like an age ago now.
It was about one of your

1243
01:14:00,920 --> 01:14:07,680
patients, an Edgar Joe.
Oh, yes, yes, Ed, Edgar, Joe and

1244
01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:13,720
and the delusions that he had.
Yes, delusions.

1245
01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:19,040
Colin looks at his arm.
And and as well as Mr. Mr.

1246
01:14:19,040 --> 01:14:24,280
Henslow.
Ah yes, Mr. Henslow, he was all

1247
01:14:24,280 --> 01:14:26,880
right.
How are they actually?

1248
01:14:28,720 --> 01:14:35,920
Things are mostly the same.
Mr. Job has been acting a little

1249
01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:45,680
bit more irrational, like he's
been Speaking of bad dreams.

1250
01:14:46,200 --> 01:14:50,480
Well, time to double the meds.
Oh are which one have you

1251
01:14:50,480 --> 01:14:53,840
pretended to be a doctor?
But that would be JB.

1252
01:14:54,200 --> 01:14:56,320
That was JB.
You pretended to be a doctor.

1253
01:14:56,400 --> 01:14:59,680
OK, Right, Right.
That that was true.

1254
01:14:59,720 --> 01:15:02,520
JB would absolutely be running
interference right now if he

1255
01:15:02,520 --> 01:15:05,640
knew this was happening, but he
doesn't, so here we go.

1256
01:15:05,800 --> 01:15:10,840
I will consider it.
I'm sorry is what is the purpose

1257
01:15:10,960 --> 01:15:15,160
of this call?
Did you have more information

1258
01:15:15,160 --> 01:15:18,920
for the book I'm working on?
Oh, I've got more information.

1259
01:15:18,920 --> 01:15:21,200
All right.
We may be taking a trip down

1260
01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:23,520
there sometime soon to check in
on Mr. Job.

1261
01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:26,800
We may also not.
It's sort of a decision by

1262
01:15:26,800 --> 01:15:30,520
committee thing.
Oh well, we could set up an

1263
01:15:30,520 --> 01:15:36,040
appointment if you need it.
I will say that I don't know if

1264
01:15:36,040 --> 01:15:42,120
job is in a state to be taking
visitors right now, but you

1265
01:15:42,120 --> 01:15:45,080
would always be welcome to to
come to Joy Grove.

1266
01:15:45,440 --> 01:15:48,000
Certainly I'll speak about it
with my colleagues.

1267
01:15:49,120 --> 01:15:51,120
Yes, yes.
Goodbye.

1268
01:15:51,200 --> 01:15:59,720
Click.
Click OK Assess Honesty is

1269
01:15:59,720 --> 01:16:03,240
letting you know the doctor
seems almost a little work.

1270
01:16:03,960 --> 01:16:08,360
Yeah, assess the reason.
Little unclear why, though Lord

1271
01:16:08,360 --> 01:16:10,200
knows there's all sorts of
reasons.

1272
01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:13,960
I never got the particular
impression that he thought that

1273
01:16:13,960 --> 01:16:16,320
these things were delusions.
I mean, I think.

1274
01:16:16,480 --> 01:16:18,360
I think I thought they were
just, I don't know.

1275
01:16:18,360 --> 01:16:21,040
I don't know.
I guess you'll find out if you

1276
01:16:21,040 --> 01:16:24,600
go back down there.
Dan, you're literally the only

1277
01:16:24,600 --> 01:16:30,360
person who does know.
Yeah, but like the character

1278
01:16:30,360 --> 01:16:33,520
didn't say out loud this is what
I think.

1279
01:16:33,960 --> 01:16:37,600
So I I, you know, was there
anything else?

1280
01:16:37,600 --> 01:16:39,440
Any anything else people wanted
to do.

1281
01:16:39,680 --> 01:16:41,840
I was just wondering, is there a
river in New York?

1282
01:16:42,200 --> 01:16:43,920
There are many rivers in New
York.

1283
01:16:44,720 --> 01:16:48,680
Yes, the Hudson River is the
main one that you'd be thinking.

1284
01:16:49,360 --> 01:16:53,520
Of sure, like I, I suppose like
people go for walks there and

1285
01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:57,280
whatnot, right?
Not allowed?

1286
01:16:57,440 --> 01:16:58,840
Sure.
No, yeah.

1287
01:16:59,840 --> 01:17:02,320
It is absolutely allowed, I
think.

1288
01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:05,840
Yeah, I'm.
Trespassing along Hudson River.

1289
01:17:07,080 --> 01:17:09,200
I mean, Hudson River's pretty
long.

1290
01:17:09,480 --> 01:17:12,160
There is a Hudson River Park
that you could be walking.

1291
01:17:12,360 --> 01:17:13,480
It's on the West side of
Manhattan.

1292
01:17:13,760 --> 01:17:16,600
It should be there at this point
in history, I think.

1293
01:17:16,960 --> 01:17:18,520
I mean, it'll look a little
different, but you know.

1294
01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:23,680
OK, I want a picture of Kerns
walking alongside the river,

1295
01:17:23,680 --> 01:17:26,800
stopping, leaning against the
railing, smoking a cigarette,

1296
01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:30,200
throwing the cigarette in the
water because it's the 30s and

1297
01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:34,760
that's just what you do.
And then the cross on his neck

1298
01:17:34,760 --> 01:17:43,640
feels I'm really heavy so I I
grab it in my fist and I RIP it

1299
01:17:43,640 --> 01:17:48,040
off my neck.
I look at it for a second and I

1300
01:17:48,040 --> 01:17:52,400
Chuck it in the river.
At this point, like JB is at a

1301
01:17:52,400 --> 01:17:55,480
typewriter, you know he's typing
away.

1302
01:17:56,320 --> 01:18:00,040
He stops, he takes a look at the
page, he writes one last line,

1303
01:18:00,040 --> 01:18:02,520
then rips the page off, crumbles
it up, and starts again with a

1304
01:18:02,520 --> 01:18:05,560
new one.
And the camera pans out to see

1305
01:18:06,040 --> 01:18:10,040
dozens and dozens of pages
across the floor, all of them

1306
01:18:10,720 --> 01:18:13,320
half finished and all of them
ending in the wine.

1307
01:18:13,520 --> 01:18:36,400
I'll miss you, Reg.
Thanks for listening.

1308
01:18:36,840 --> 01:18:40,360
Damien played Reg Kilworth,
Nathan plays JB Falk, Renee

1309
01:18:40,360 --> 01:18:42,720
plays Frank Kearns, and Russell
plays Colin Kane.

1310
01:18:42,720 --> 01:18:46,440
In addition to mixing mastering
and music in every episode, our

1311
01:18:46,440 --> 01:18:49,960
opening themes by Claire LW, our
album artist by Trinity the Tea

1312
01:18:49,960 --> 01:18:52,640
Time Witch and additional music
used in this episode was Sunny

1313
01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:54,240
Day.
Happy fun intro by Validic

1314
01:18:54,240 --> 01:18:57,120
Music.
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1315
01:18:57,120 --> 01:18:59,240
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1316
01:18:59,240 --> 01:19:01,120
And until next, wait, sorry
there's more.

1317
01:19:01,120 --> 01:19:03,120
This is actually referenced
later, so this whole thing is

1318
01:19:03,120 --> 01:19:04,800
Canon.
All right, I got one more.

1319
01:19:05,320 --> 01:19:06,720
OK.
All right.

1320
01:19:07,560 --> 01:19:10,760
All right, JB, in need of a new
ball gag, enters an adult store,

1321
01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:16,880
picks up a new one.
Oh God, let him have some

1322
01:19:16,880 --> 01:19:20,920
profundity.
Yeah, we, I was, we were having

1323
01:19:20,920 --> 01:19:25,360
a moment.
It was having a moment, OK.

1324
01:19:29,320 --> 01:19:31,200
Wait, wait, wait.
I got, I got another one.

1325
01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:36,200
OK.
JB buys a new ball gag, pays the

1326
01:19:36,200 --> 01:19:39,680
Clark handsome, the, you know,
nondescript looking bag.

1327
01:19:39,880 --> 01:19:44,960
JB turns around, sees Kearns
with a nondescript looking bag.

1328
01:19:49,760 --> 01:19:53,240
And there is an unspoken We will
never speak of this.

1329
01:19:55,520 --> 01:19:56,840
I mean, I don't know.
We might.

1330
01:19:56,840 --> 01:19:58,400
Who knows?
Meanwhile, Collin saw both of

1331
01:19:58,400 --> 01:20:01,000
you enter and waited until you
left the shop to enter himself.

1332
01:20:04,120 --> 01:20:07,880
How dare Collin be the one with
brain cells in this situation.

1333
01:20:08,160 --> 01:20:12,200
Genuine.
And the liar from beyond does

1334
01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:14,800
not feel threatened by you
whatsoever.

1335
01:20:16,120 --> 01:20:19,200
I have no reason why Well.
That sounds like a hem problem.

1336
01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:24,440
I feel threatened by us.
Yeah, you're going to kick his.

1337
01:20:24,440 --> 01:20:24,960
Ass.