The Lost And The Danned - Part 1

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Daniel's Dread Tails is a show
for grown-ups.

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It may contain adult language
and adult themes.

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Please check the episode
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warnings.
Welcome to Daniel's Dread Tails,

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I'm your host Daniel Fernandez.
This week we're going to the

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far, far future where things are
both very grim and very dark.

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It's Warhammer 40K time in the
game.

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Imperium Maladictum from Cubicle
7.

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It's the updated version of 40K
RP G's like Death Watch, Rogue

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Trader, and Dark Heresy, and
joining us from the Knives at

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Night podcast is Kevin
Hendricks.

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So sit back and enjoy the
adventure, and remember there is

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no peace among the stars, only
an eternity of carnage and

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slaughter and the laughter of
thirsting gods.

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Hello everybody, it's me,
Daniel.

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I'm playing.
This time I'm not the game

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master and I am going to be
playing.

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The amazing Tyrus.
I am a part of the Adeptus

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ministorum.
I am a zealot who will fight for

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the Emperor.
My teeth are filed to sharp

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points.
I've got big purple hair.

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I'm about 5-8.
I'm not the biggest guy, but I'm

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made out of muscle.
I'm covered in in cool black

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leather.
I do have some robes.

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I don't wear them that often.
And I've got a big old

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chainsword and I'm ready to rip
apart anything that stands in

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the way of the Emperor.
Hello everybody, my name is

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Kevin Hendricks.
You may know me as a game Master

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and host of Blades in the Dark
podcast dives at night, but

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tonight I will be playing as
Zada L, an unimpressive pencil

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pushing cog in the Imperial
machine.

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Whose quill is punctured.
Not the hearts of a maidens, but

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the, you know, bookkeeping and
stuff is important to do.

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He's a triple threat.
He's a dedicated servant of the

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Emperor, He's a diligent note
taker, and he has a knife.

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Zauda, al.
This is Russell.

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I will be playing Narrow the
Penumbra.

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A shadow that dwells in the
shadows of the Underhive.

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That is not the voice I'm going
to use.

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That would be mental.
And I'm Dominic.

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I will be the voice in
everyone's head telling them

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what to do and how they can do
it.

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Oh, so that's who that is.
We are playing Imperial

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Maledictum and the new Cubicle 7
TTRPG that is also the spiritual

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successor to Dark Heresy.
So you could say this is Dark

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Heresy 3rd edition.
I think everyone here is

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slightly familiar with the the
40K setting.

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But.
Yeah, I know.

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I know some stuff.
All right.

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And what about you, Kevin?
I know about the grim, dark

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reality of the 41st Millennium.
Let's just get started then.

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So you guys are on the planet
Lenova in the Gov check system,

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also in the Hive City.
Oh Brielle.

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Known to manufacture LAZ
weapons.

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They have very high quality LAZ
focus crystals.

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The city is huge.
If you guys are not familiar

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with hive cities, hive cities
are essentially planet wide

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cities.
Think of course on but like

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gross and dingy and miserable.
Did I mention that 40K is really

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miserable?
It's grim and dark, oh.

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Yeah, it's it's pretty gross
too.

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I don't know if everyone likes
to say it, but we should say

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grim, dark, and grimy.
I don't think people shower.

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It don't smell good.
Yeah, don't smell good at all.

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Everything is made of everyone.
Yeah, everything is made in

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everyone.
If you think about it.

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You got corpse paste, corpse
rations.

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Yeah, it's gross.
Anyways, we.

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Let's just zoom in a little bit
and get into the city.

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You know we'll do a pan shot, so
use your imagination, Brains.

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I will use my Magnoculars which
is an item that I have.

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So we're in a hive city that is
just, let's just say, hidden

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just right by the sun.
In the middle of the hive city

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of Oberil is a giant, boring
like a bore hole.

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It's how to put this.
It's almost when the sun hits

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it.
It glows.

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It's almost like a rainbow.
It's prismatic.

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It's beautiful.
But only hits.

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For about 5 minutes, 5 minutes
of the day.

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And that's the only time you'll
ever see beauty in this city.

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This dark, grimy, gross, grim
city.

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The people.
Of all real are overworked,

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tired.
And miserable all to continue in

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the grand and glorious imperial
machine that is the Imperial of

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man.
But our heroes are people we

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will follow are some of those
who are outside the system or

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who are not part of that
machine.

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We get close to a gathering, a
small office in a well put

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together, so to say, mansion.
It is almost Rococo in a way.

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Grandiose, gross and just.
Decked in flourishes, flowers

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and nothing but the best of
humanity and we zoom in further

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into a small, small room that
has one door, 4 Gray walls and a

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desk.
And around that desk you will

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see.
We'll start with the Zealot.

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What is the Zealot thinking
right now?

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Well, Tyrus is.
Are we waiting to meet someone

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or is there somebody here?
Oh yeah, you guys are waiting

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for someone.
OK, Tyrus is pacing.

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He is eager to get going and is
sort of muttering to himself.

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There's work to be done.
We're wasting time here.

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And is probably getting a little
exhausting to everyone around

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him as he just he's constantly
moving a little bit, he's a

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little bit twitchy.
And then we panned the camera

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over to the scribe.
Indeed, this entire place reeks

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of wasted time and resources.
Look here, I've captured it upon

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my PICT recorder.
These are not regulation doors.

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They've been decorated with far
too much Pump.

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These pretenders to the
Emperor's glory make me

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disgusted.
All men to that brother.

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And last but not least, we pan
the camera over to the Pronomba.

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Narrows just leaning back in the
corner, looking too cool for

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school.
I forgot to mention this in my

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intro that, but he's got a very
punchable face.

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It's just a little too pretty
for someone in this line of

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work.
So like Chris.

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Not that pretty.
All right, look, this is maybe

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not the time to say this.
I will not stand for Chris Pine

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slander.
This is my fucking podcast.

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I love Chris Pine, OK?
So as we're done getting the

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introspective and the thoughts
and seeing how these people are

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acting, the door opens and in
comes an average size man,

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unassuming.
Buzz cut hair, and he has one

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green bionic eye.
And he walks around, catches an

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eye of everyone, and then sits
down.

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This is Amadeus Rex, the man who
you owe one favor.

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Be it money, be it an escape, be
an excuse, be it anything.

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Amadeus Rex will have you
covered for a favor.

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So what did the characters think
when he walks in?

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What are some of the favors that
you guys owe him?

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I would say he gave me an
escape.

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Well, I don't really want to
talk about what happened back

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then.
It was a lifetime ago.

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When Amadeus Rex secured my
position in the Emperor's

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bureaucracy, I expected I'd be
doing more work and less back

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end call answering.
I appreciate.

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Amadeus is help.
I purged A heretic who turned

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out to be less heretical and
more well connected, but he got

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me out of that situation.
All right.

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And he he looks at everyone and
just kind of squares them in

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the, you know, gets that
evaluating face.

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So as you guys are thinking
about the favors you owe

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Amadeus, he sits down and with
almost like a warm.

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Fatherly smile and he goes, ah,
thank you for calling or for

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heeding my call.
I know that you all have busy

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lives and I won't drag this out
any further.

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And he immediately starts going
into the subject.

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He doesn't stop for any
questions just yet, and I have

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an opportunity for my house,
House, Pulguera and an

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opportunity for the three of
you.

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This time I will clear a favor
and I will owe you one favor.

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But you have to do this
correctly and do it do it sort

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of discreetly.
Because this overall situation

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is not a discreet situation.
My house had to pull a bunch of

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favors to make sure that the
arbites doesn't know about this

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just yet.
A shipment of LAZ Crystal

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Focuses have been stolen.
And this is a big deal.

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I don't know if you guys know,
but apparently from the

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Grapevine there is going to be
something big heading towards

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our systems here and a few
systems over.

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They say that the guard is
gathering up more and more

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recruits and they're getting
more weapons.

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The manufacturings across the
city.

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And from what I hear, other
planets are increasing their

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weapons productions.
I need you you 3.

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To do some investigating and
find out where those lads

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focuses are went and I need you
to either come back with that

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information or get them
yourselves if you can, the other

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thing.
Well, somewhat stealthy is my

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middle name.
Perfect.

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And the other thing I need you
to understand is this is a big

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favor.
If you can do this, this will

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elevate House Polgueira from a
simple merchant family to a

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noble family.
And you know, and he looks at

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the purple haired person zealot.
He doesn't know his name.

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He just knows he owes them a
favor.

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I need you to know that nobles
have great connections, don't

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you think?
They do, yes.

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I've had some experience with
that.

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Just because they are noble does
not mean that they are above

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reproach.
Heresy flows from the idleness

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that some.
In the nobility embrace

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wholeheartedly.
Narrow pulls a face.

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Perfect.
And that's the type of spirit

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that I need to get this job
done.

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I'm going to make this quick.
I have all of your box beads and

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I have your communications and I
have your channels.

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I will be in contact if you need
to know.

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Any questions or anything, make
sure you send a message and I

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will get back to you.
I'm currently dealing with the

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arbites.
Giving them paperwork, shuffling

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a few notes, and giving them
different ideas about what's

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going on.
I need you to head to Shipping

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Dock CAZ 1023.
I need you to look for the

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foreman that's there.
The older one, the one that was

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in my favor, disappeared.
Does anyone have any quick

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questions before I leave and
send you on your task?

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Is there anyone you suspect of
having done this?

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There are many people here in
the city that would attempt at

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something like this, but the
repercussions of that would be

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too devastating for anyone well
known and well off to even

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attempt.
So no.

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So we have no idea what we're
doing.

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I gave you a direction.
We have a lead, a missing form,

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and at this dark the Emperor's
instruments will be not befouled

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by those who would seek to use
them for their own nefarious

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purposes.
We'll go and investigate your,

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you know, suspicions.
Yeah, this lead.

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I'm gonna hold up a Vox bait and
say, is this a secure line to

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you?
Doesn't go through any middle

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men or anything.
It will go through my middle

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men.
And you trust him?

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If I didn't, they wouldn't be
alive all.

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Right.
Good enough for me.

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The labyrinthine machinations of
your communication records are

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of little interest to me.
And the fact that you know that

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they are a Byzantine Labyrinth
communications line is why I

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called in a favor from you.
Indeed, a lesser, A lesser

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scribe would pale at the at the
thought of the of the care you

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put into your obfuscations.
Now head out and do your job.

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And we will destroy any who defy
us.

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For the emperor.
All right, so I have one small

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problem before we go.
I believe I was told that this

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door in this room is a one way
door.

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So.
Yes, we're all trapped in here.

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Yeah, how do we get out of here?
Is this the first challenge?

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Is this an escape room or?
I begin tearing customs apart.

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And as soon as you say that, he
reaches under his desk and

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pushes a button each here click
and it opens.

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Just in case things get a little
gross sorcery.

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I take a picture of the button,
just gonna need that later.

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You got to keep a record, You
got to keep a record to file

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this.
All all right.

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I'm putting this in my infernal
scrapbook, bound with the flesh

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of Chaos agents.
Wait, OK, You killed the Chaos

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people, OK, OK.
Wouldn't that technically still

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be following in the rules of
chaos because you just skinned

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someone and made them into a
book?

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So therefore, regardless of what
you're doing, is a plea

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appeasing the dark gods.
Yeah, no, it's not like a scary

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book.
It doesn't have any.

241
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I just killed some people who
said naughty figs on the

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Internet.
Waste not for the Emperor,

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Waste, Waste not the flesh of
the heretic, for it is useful in

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book binding.
Corn cares, not from where the

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blood flows.
Only if it flows.

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Tyrus has seen this book before
and is like always felt a little

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bit weird about it.
But.

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You say things like waste.
Not what the Emperor's provided.

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I'm like, Oh yeah, no, that
makes sense.

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00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,400
That makes sense.
Nope.

251
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It's the motto of your order.
I feel like we should make a

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willpower role to see if he gets
a corruption from this, but I'm

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not gonna go that far just yet.
Not.

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Not just yet.
Yeah, all right, I'll see I get.

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00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:52,600
I want to find out how evil my
character is cuz this detail

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rules.
They're old at 22.

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Am I evil?
No, you actually passed.

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Sick.
That's right.

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The The deeper, the deeper
heresy would be to ignore the

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diligent record keeping of foul
sorceries.

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00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,850
If we were in combat, that would
have been a crit.

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But don't worry, you wasted it
on this.

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At 22.
That's actually a pretty good

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rule.
It's been.

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Blessed and sanctify, almost
sanctified, Not close, not yet.

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Not just yet.
Hell yeah.

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The purity of this book is
beyond reproach.

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My my friend is a tech priest
and he says it's.

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I don't know if a tech priest
would be the one to bless this,

270
00:16:36,270 --> 00:16:37,950
but you know, it's cool.
You know what?

271
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You got a purity seal.
This is astralopathic whimsy.

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Let's let's, I mean, let us go
and find this.

273
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We will not let the enemies of
the Emperor take the weapons

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that he needs for his war.
His light will reach every

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corner.
Oh yeah, yeah.

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Where do I do walk out
eventually?

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The narrow you thought was in
the room was just a decoy.

278
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I've already.
Left this will all stay.

279
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Just saying.
Oh no.

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You guys, as you walk out and
you walk through the long

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hallways of this exorbitantly
garish.

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Overly decorated.
What's that word?

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Gilded.
There we go.

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Gilded mansion outside.
You see a.

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What we would say at least kind
of like a hover car, but it's

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like a box and it looks like
it's built on like prayers and

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hopes and you know, as soon as
you get in, it's rickety.

288
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,520
But your characters are used to
this type of stuff.

289
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:41,600
You guys are not going to get,
you know, the the nines of taxi

290
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:45,320
service, but it's doable.
Though there's a driver.

291
00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:47,960
Is there a driver or is one of
us the driver?

292
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:50,960
It's a it's a servitor, so it's
someone that's like slave to the

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thing.
So in the gross grim dark

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fashion, you know it's half half
human, half Cyborg melted into

295
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the wall and it just crackles
and pops and says cargo loading

296
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shipping dock ca Z 01/2,
correct?

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00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,960
Affirmative.
Sing well the song of traffic

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machine.
The Song of Traffic begins to

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play and it's, you know, like
that's stereotypical.

300
00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:27,160
You know, high gothic Gregorian
chants and you hear in just in

301
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the background as Symphony.
But, you know, could be a trick.

302
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:32,560
Could be the noise, could be the
hype city.

303
00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:34,000
Wait, you say we hear a
Symphony.

304
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,440
It's not just coming over the
radio.

305
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:37,740
We hear something else.
I don't know.

306
00:18:37,740 --> 00:18:40,860
You know, this place is weird.
The universe is strange.

307
00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:45,220
The thrumming and twisting mass
of humanity that populates this

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00:18:45,220 --> 00:18:49,980
place knows well their role and
performs it to perfection, Just

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like 7 or 8 violins working
together to create a beautiful

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song, wouldn't you say,
gentlemen?

311
00:18:57,180 --> 00:18:59,520
Yeah, sure, man.
I don't know if this is how Vox

312
00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:02,440
beats work, but I take, I take
mine out and say, wait, what

313
00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:06,080
were you saying?
And I've been cranking in the

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00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:08,560
40K equivalent of heavy metal
music.

315
00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:12,040
But it's like Christian heavy.
Well not Christian heavy, but

316
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:15,080
it's it's like it's only heavy
metal music.

317
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:18,680
But I've just like been like
nodded to that as as we've been

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going along.
I want to say I tip our driver

319
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generously and tell them not to
spend it all in one place.

320
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:26,400
I don't think you need to do
that with servers.

321
00:19:27,130 --> 00:19:30,970
I think I do anyway though.
So how many how many solars do

322
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:33,610
you do you give this driver?
This machine.

323
00:19:33,770 --> 00:19:36,570
It's like 2.
All right, two Solares dock it

324
00:19:36,570 --> 00:19:40,170
from your sheet.
Anyways, So what do you guys get

325
00:19:40,170 --> 00:19:42,330
to loading dock or a shipping
dock?

326
00:19:42,330 --> 00:19:48,130
I should say CA Z1023.
It is your stereotypical, almost

327
00:19:48,130 --> 00:19:50,490
looks like a shipping dock that
you used to see here.

328
00:19:50,730 --> 00:19:53,890
You know in the the reality that
is Earth.

329
00:19:53,890 --> 00:19:59,300
You know, giant containers.
Lifts, container, cranes all

330
00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:03,380
within inside and you can almost
see these go for.

331
00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:07,220
Probably miles in miles.
You don't know how many there

332
00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:09,740
are, but you know you can get
lost.

333
00:20:10,190 --> 00:20:15,110
In this infernal place and you
know you've heard stories of

334
00:20:15,110 --> 00:20:19,310
people completely getting lost
in these shipping areas and just

335
00:20:19,310 --> 00:20:22,190
living there for the rest of
their lives outside of society,

336
00:20:22,470 --> 00:20:25,230
outside the machine that is the
Imperium, Man.

337
00:20:25,710 --> 00:20:27,990
Is this a?
Is this a spaceport or is it

338
00:20:27,990 --> 00:20:29,470
like ground shipping with
trains?

339
00:20:29,830 --> 00:20:33,470
It's just, it's just ground
shipping that you see that go on

340
00:20:33,470 --> 00:20:35,910
lifts.
So it's like they get shipped,

341
00:20:35,910 --> 00:20:38,830
they get dropped down, moved
around and then they get shipped

342
00:20:38,830 --> 00:20:41,990
back up to the.
To the like the space.

343
00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:46,510
Are there lots of people walking
around or is this all like all

344
00:20:46,510 --> 00:20:49,230
automated?
So when you guys get there,

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00:20:49,550 --> 00:20:52,830
parts of it is automated.
And then the other parts is you

346
00:20:52,830 --> 00:20:55,230
can see people on the machines,
you can see people on the

347
00:20:55,230 --> 00:20:58,390
cranes, you could see people
walking around screaming and

348
00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:01,630
shouting, you know, all in
various dialects of the Hive

349
00:21:01,630 --> 00:21:04,940
City.
You you notice and you see that

350
00:21:04,940 --> 00:21:08,100
there are there is almost kind
of like an office but it looks

351
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:12,260
like it's going to be a walk.
It you know has the giant thing

352
00:21:12,260 --> 00:21:14,500
that you literally just says
overseer.

353
00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:17,980
So what are you guys going to?
Do I want to walk up to the

354
00:21:17,980 --> 00:21:21,530
nearest guy?
And start talking to them.

355
00:21:21,610 --> 00:21:25,930
I have quite a bit of rapport
and fellowship while I am very

356
00:21:25,930 --> 00:21:29,130
focused on destroying heretics.
I also think of myself as like a

357
00:21:29,130 --> 00:21:31,890
pretty cool guy.
Like, I'm a guy you could get

358
00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:33,610
along with.
Like a people person.

359
00:21:34,370 --> 00:21:38,610
Yeah, I'm a people person and I
walk up to like literally the

360
00:21:38,610 --> 00:21:42,330
first guy I see and like hey
there brother, how how goes

361
00:21:42,330 --> 00:21:44,770
things at the shipyard?
Give me, yeah, give me a

362
00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:47,820
fellowship role.
OK, I rolled an 8 baby.

363
00:21:48,020 --> 00:21:52,660
As soon as you walk up to this
man, this man's covered in grime

364
00:21:52,660 --> 00:21:56,980
and filth.
He's like maybe 4-11, you know,

365
00:21:56,980 --> 00:22:00,980
He's pretty poorly and he almost
just turns around, sees you, and

366
00:22:00,980 --> 00:22:04,540
he goes, oh, a member of the
ministorm.

367
00:22:05,860 --> 00:22:08,920
Good to see you, brother.
How can I help you?

368
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:14,400
Oh, thank you for your there's
no need to stand on ceremony,

369
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:15,800
buddy.
It's it's fine.

370
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:18,920
I've been sent here to just see
how things are going.

371
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:23,800
Always looking for any sort of,
well, you're the expert around

372
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,720
here.
Is there anything I should know

373
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,840
about?
Is there any sort of suspicious

374
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:32,640
or in particularly heretical or
criminal things you've seen

375
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:34,320
lately?
Criminal.

376
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:37,240
Don't worry, or anything you
tell me will be.

377
00:22:37,980 --> 00:22:39,620
Protected and not shared with
anyone.

378
00:22:39,700 --> 00:22:41,700
I am watching from the shadows,
reading their lips.

379
00:22:42,020 --> 00:22:44,420
I've openly activated my Auto
Quill.

380
00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:48,220
This man just kind of, like,
laughs.

381
00:22:48,220 --> 00:22:50,700
Almost like, you know, like,
lightheartedly.

382
00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:53,940
Like you told him a good joke.
It's criminal.

383
00:22:54,260 --> 00:22:58,500
This place is always criminal.
Who do you think owns the stock?

384
00:22:58,940 --> 00:23:01,900
Come on, brother.
I know that you and the

385
00:23:02,060 --> 00:23:05,540
Ministerum are wow, holy men,
but.

386
00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:11,180
I can't tell you what you don't
know already.

387
00:23:11,180 --> 00:23:13,820
This place is owned by House
Pulguera.

388
00:23:14,020 --> 00:23:17,420
Crime is the thing, but you know
it's an open secret.

389
00:23:17,420 --> 00:23:21,660
The Albrightys don't really
necessarily come snooping along

390
00:23:21,660 --> 00:23:26,860
unless you invoke their wrath
when it comes to strange things

391
00:23:28,060 --> 00:23:30,500
outside of, you know,
occasional.

392
00:23:30,980 --> 00:23:33,220
Mutants that's chased down and
beaten.

393
00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:36,260
I can't really tell you.
I I do my duty.

394
00:23:36,300 --> 00:23:39,020
I do what the Emperor has told
me, and I do it well.

395
00:23:39,180 --> 00:23:44,020
Mutants, you say, chasing down
and eating a Perhaps this is an

396
00:23:44,020 --> 00:23:48,020
overly specific example.
Could you tell me, was your

397
00:23:48,020 --> 00:23:52,540
previous foreman who no longer
works here eaten by a mutant?

398
00:23:52,700 --> 00:23:55,780
Oh, I am sorry, hold on.
He takes, you know, Chew out of

399
00:23:55,780 --> 00:23:58,420
his mouth and says I meant
beaten.

400
00:23:58,980 --> 00:24:00,860
Oh, was he?
Well, I mean, what is the

401
00:24:00,860 --> 00:24:04,860
question stands?
Was he beaten by a mutant?

402
00:24:06,060 --> 00:24:10,700
I don't know which foreman
you're talking about, but I can

403
00:24:11,140 --> 00:24:15,620
point you to to my boss.
Yes, very well.

404
00:24:15,660 --> 00:24:20,180
I would review your records.
We're investigating anomalous

405
00:24:20,380 --> 00:24:23,940
discrepancies in the packaging
of LAZ.

406
00:24:24,350 --> 00:24:28,070
Crystal folk I.
Last crystal folk I come through

407
00:24:28,070 --> 00:24:28,790
here.
I didn't.

408
00:24:28,830 --> 00:24:30,870
I didn't know that.
Exactly.

409
00:24:31,110 --> 00:24:33,710
You're a boy.
Useless to me, then?

410
00:24:34,190 --> 00:24:37,990
I don't know.
Like like a like a you just you

411
00:24:37,990 --> 00:24:40,390
suck ass.
Take me to the records room.

412
00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:42,670
Oh.
OK, what?

413
00:24:43,590 --> 00:24:45,030
You'll have to excuse me,
brother.

414
00:24:45,190 --> 00:24:48,030
He's Maybe we can't go to the
records.

415
00:24:49,310 --> 00:24:51,390
Good job being nice to this
idiot.

416
00:24:52,550 --> 00:24:55,580
I'm ruining it now.
I'm gonna come in on comms.

417
00:24:55,780 --> 00:25:01,340
You want me to take the shot?
I wrote so well, could we make

418
00:25:01,340 --> 00:25:04,980
sure that we when we're trying
to be friendly, we should remain

419
00:25:04,980 --> 00:25:07,300
friendly when it's time to smite
heretics.

420
00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:10,820
I'm all for it.
But I, I We don't need to

421
00:25:10,860 --> 00:25:12,100
insult.
The bad.

422
00:25:12,180 --> 00:25:14,780
He goes, yeah, you can go talk
to my foreman.

423
00:25:14,780 --> 00:25:18,900
His name's RAF Hurts.
He's a he's down the way and he,

424
00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:20,620
you know, points you in the
direction.

425
00:25:21,150 --> 00:25:26,270
Of one of the Foreman offices.
And he goes, yeah, if you just,

426
00:25:26,270 --> 00:25:30,750
you know, head straight, make a
left, then make a right, they

427
00:25:30,750 --> 00:25:33,030
make another left, head straight
again.

428
00:25:33,350 --> 00:25:37,350
And then you look for the yellow
containers to your right, you'll

429
00:25:37,350 --> 00:25:38,950
be able to find the Foreman
office.

430
00:25:38,950 --> 00:25:41,670
It's pretty it's pretty obvious.
OK, I look over.

431
00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:43,630
Did you write that down?
Course.

432
00:25:44,150 --> 00:25:48,510
I've had my auto quill algorithm
create a small map.

433
00:25:54,350 --> 00:25:50,670
So this will be totally fine.
I plugged his instruction to the

434
00:25:50,670 --> 00:25:59,550
ChatGPT and asked it for a good.
These underlings can't tell us.

435
00:26:00,150 --> 00:26:02,790
They don't even know that the
last crystals come through here.

436
00:26:02,790 --> 00:26:04,030
Like what?
What are we doing?

437
00:26:04,190 --> 00:26:07,590
Yes, and I am kind of concerned
just that he just freely says

438
00:26:07,590 --> 00:26:09,750
that crime is rampant around
here.

439
00:26:10,700 --> 00:26:13,340
Yeah, honestly.
Honestly, he doesn't seem like

440
00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:16,100
he's probably like an undercover
cop or something.

441
00:26:16,580 --> 00:26:18,860
I'd be surprised if he didn't
work for the R Bytes.

442
00:26:18,860 --> 00:26:21,740
Being like you want to talk
about crime, let's openly talk

443
00:26:21,740 --> 00:26:25,020
about crime.
I mean, to be fair, I am less

444
00:26:25,020 --> 00:26:28,940
concerned about crime as long as
that crime is not heretical.

445
00:26:29,180 --> 00:26:32,340
OK, people stealing stuff.
I'm not a big fan of it, but

446
00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:35,420
people stealing stuff for chaos?
Then I got to start chopping off

447
00:26:35,420 --> 00:26:38,020
people's heads.
Yes.

448
00:26:38,740 --> 00:26:44,140
The The small heresy of theft is
a blasphemy, and blasphemy is a

449
00:26:44,140 --> 00:26:46,580
libel against the name of the
Emperor.

450
00:26:46,780 --> 00:26:51,020
Like just sort of trail off.
I mean, I I do understand.

451
00:26:51,020 --> 00:26:53,940
I thought I was the most zealous
1 here, but clearly that is not

452
00:26:53,940 --> 00:26:56,220
the case.
I bet what they steal stuff, it

453
00:26:56,220 --> 00:26:58,420
messes up the record.
So I know that's a big thing

454
00:26:58,420 --> 00:27:01,060
that bothers you.
Yeah, honestly, you're like, oh,

455
00:27:01,060 --> 00:27:02,940
it's not a big deal.
Do you know who has to write

456
00:27:02,940 --> 00:27:05,900
down all of these things?
Oh, right.

457
00:27:06,300 --> 00:27:08,460
Oh, who is gonna know?
Who's gonna notice?

458
00:27:08,620 --> 00:27:12,140
You know how many spreadsheets I
have to update just based off of

459
00:27:12,140 --> 00:27:18,060
the conversation we've just had?
You you follow the instructions

460
00:27:18,060 --> 00:27:21,220
that were printed out by your
ChatGPT it takes you probably

461
00:27:21,220 --> 00:27:24,340
like an extra 25 minutes to get
there when it could have took

462
00:27:24,340 --> 00:27:27,370
you 5.
I like the idea that I've set up

463
00:27:27,370 --> 00:27:30,450
my apparently sniper's nest
right by this place we're going.

464
00:27:30,490 --> 00:27:33,250
You know, chilling up there
watching you guys walk around

465
00:27:33,250 --> 00:27:36,930
and almost like a perfect square
for the past 20 minutes.

466
00:27:37,530 --> 00:27:41,770
So you guys get to the the
foreman office and in the front

467
00:27:41,770 --> 00:27:44,930
of this, like it's almost like
it's the only building within

468
00:27:44,930 --> 00:27:48,130
the past, like you know, 20
minutes that you saw that's not

469
00:27:48,330 --> 00:27:53,290
the giant overbearing tower that
is the overseers office.

470
00:27:53,770 --> 00:27:57,480
It's a small wooden shack.
It's got, you know, a tin roof

471
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,960
and A1 window.
It's almost like, you know,

472
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:03,760
you've seen those containers and
construction sites, but think of

473
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:05,360
that.
But like, even worse.

474
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:09,960
Would a rare commodity.
It's a shack with a tin roof.

475
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:11,760
Sorry.
The first thing.

476
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,440
I think it was the love shack
when you say that.

477
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,440
But I don't believe that this is
this place.

478
00:28:16,260 --> 00:28:19,780
Yes, I knock, knock, knock on
the no, I Bang, Bang, bang on

479
00:28:19,780 --> 00:28:23,140
the door baby.
Love Shaq, baby.

480
00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:27,100
OK, so as you you know, Bang
Bang on the door.

481
00:28:27,660 --> 00:28:29,700
Someone opens the door and it's
an older man.

482
00:28:30,340 --> 00:28:34,620
Gray hair, dark brown eyes.
Looks like he's he's been around

483
00:28:34,620 --> 00:28:40,140
for at least you know you're
thinking a good 40 years and he

484
00:28:40,140 --> 00:28:42,380
stares you all you three in the
eye and why?

485
00:28:42,380 --> 00:28:44,340
Can I help you?
What's going on?

486
00:28:45,070 --> 00:28:48,070
First, allow me to congratulate
you on your new position is

487
00:28:48,070 --> 00:28:51,550
Foreman, I believe, yet you've
been recently promoted, Is that

488
00:28:51,550 --> 00:28:54,590
correct?
Ooh, you know what?

489
00:28:54,830 --> 00:28:56,350
I don't think we got that guy's
name.

490
00:28:56,630 --> 00:28:58,350
You know, I told you you needed
to be more friendly.

491
00:28:58,390 --> 00:29:00,870
Didn't get that guy's name.
Or if he did, we did get his

492
00:29:00,870 --> 00:29:02,110
name.
I don't remember it.

493
00:29:02,310 --> 00:29:03,230
Yeah, who told you?
Ah.

494
00:29:04,350 --> 00:29:10,820
Yes, look, Mr. Mr. Hertz, one of
your underlings has blessed us

495
00:29:10,820 --> 00:29:14,460
with a benediction of
information in telling you, in

496
00:29:14,460 --> 00:29:17,300
telling us that you've recently
been promoted.

497
00:29:17,300 --> 00:29:22,500
Now my question, Sir, is that
the Emperor's instruments have

498
00:29:22,500 --> 00:29:27,460
found to be gone missing.
May I review your records?

499
00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:32,700
You people, you people are with
arm and dance, aren't you?

500
00:29:33,460 --> 00:29:35,900
We, yeah.
Yeah.

501
00:29:37,010 --> 00:29:39,970
Ah, he called me and said, you
know, he's sending some people

502
00:29:39,970 --> 00:29:43,970
my way and I should, you know,
get the old foreman's office a

503
00:29:43,970 --> 00:29:46,930
little bit ready.
And so I made sure that no one

504
00:29:46,930 --> 00:29:51,330
got went in and no one, well, no
one went out and it's it's down,

505
00:29:51,330 --> 00:29:53,570
you know, it's down away.
It's that it's a nice and

506
00:29:53,570 --> 00:29:55,330
looking one.
It's metal this time.

507
00:29:56,180 --> 00:29:59,860
It just just makes sure when you
get there, uh, you make quick

508
00:29:59,860 --> 00:30:03,260
cuz uh I got the our body's
coming down probably like an

509
00:30:03,260 --> 00:30:06,220
hour or so.
So you guys best not be down

510
00:30:06,220 --> 00:30:08,780
that way, cuz they're the quick
to quick to the trigger.

511
00:30:08,940 --> 00:30:11,460
Fucking hell.
Are you Are you sure that no

512
00:30:11,460 --> 00:30:13,820
one's gone in and out of there?
It's an undisturbed.

513
00:30:14,460 --> 00:30:15,820
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.

514
00:30:15,820 --> 00:30:18,100
No one.
No one's gone in and out as soon

515
00:30:18,100 --> 00:30:22,100
as the thing happened.
Oh, well, when you know, she,

516
00:30:22,460 --> 00:30:26,140
you know, she left, Things kind
of got a little strange.

517
00:30:26,140 --> 00:30:28,660
No one really got work done.
No one was getting orders.

518
00:30:29,220 --> 00:30:30,900
Oh, yeah.
Forgot to tell you, I'm thinking

519
00:30:30,900 --> 00:30:33,420
way too fast because, you know,
our bodies are scary and I don't

520
00:30:33,420 --> 00:30:34,580
want to be around when they get
here.

521
00:30:35,540 --> 00:30:37,740
Car path.
Car path.

522
00:30:37,740 --> 00:30:41,060
Soon is her name or was her name
or is her name.

523
00:30:41,060 --> 00:30:42,060
I don't know what happened to
her.

524
00:30:42,260 --> 00:30:44,470
Yeah, just just.
Just go down that way.

525
00:30:44,630 --> 00:30:47,710
I Sprint there top speed.
Is is she dead?

526
00:30:48,070 --> 00:30:50,030
I don't know.
She's just, she's gone.

527
00:30:50,070 --> 00:30:51,630
She's disappeared.
I don't know.

528
00:30:53,070 --> 00:30:55,830
Well anyway, congratulations on
your new position.

529
00:30:55,830 --> 00:30:58,430
You seem to have things well in
hand.

530
00:30:58,750 --> 00:31:02,710
The let the rain of car paths
Sung be marked with an inferior

531
00:31:02,710 --> 00:31:08,350
sense of meticulous note taking.
Wow, that was a lot of words you

532
00:31:08,350 --> 00:31:11,830
could have made that just say
good job, way to go and moved

533
00:31:11,830 --> 00:31:13,630
on, but you know, waste more my
time.

534
00:31:14,150 --> 00:31:18,270
Go down that way.
Go to the office and you know

535
00:31:18,470 --> 00:31:21,630
good luck to you and make sure
you remember you have one hour.

536
00:31:21,750 --> 00:31:26,350
The superfluous loquaciousness
of my intonations is to be the

537
00:31:26,350 --> 00:31:32,150
benediction of the Emperor.
I grab you and start pulling you

538
00:31:32,190 --> 00:31:34,150
out.
Although how strong are you?

539
00:31:34,150 --> 00:31:36,230
You might be stronger than me.
I don't.

540
00:31:36,830 --> 00:31:39,990
Let's see here, My Athletics is
31.

541
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:44,720
Oh, my Athletics is 32, so I'm
just a little bit stronger than

542
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:47,040
you.
I'm slightly more powerful than

543
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:48,520
you.
That's specific about.

544
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:51,680
You're all about record keeping.
So you could always do an

545
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:55,800
opposed roll strength checks.
So I'm just saying he could.

546
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:58,680
I don't think we need to do
that.

547
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:01,960
Yeah, you lift me slightly off
the ground and I'm like, damn

548
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:05,850
this.
I'm yeah, I'm willing to leave

549
00:32:05,850 --> 00:32:10,490
as that is our mission.
I just woke up quietly,

550
00:32:10,490 --> 00:32:13,290
apparently.
By the way, I know the two of us

551
00:32:13,290 --> 00:32:16,450
just keep blathering.
What have you been doing this

552
00:32:16,450 --> 00:32:18,090
entire time?
Mr. Spooky?

553
00:32:18,330 --> 00:32:20,530
Oh, like I said, as soon as I
had another location, I sprinted

554
00:32:20,530 --> 00:32:21,130
there.
Tough speed.

555
00:32:21,130 --> 00:32:23,930
He's.
Already waiting for us?

556
00:32:24,490 --> 00:32:27,010
I'm busy shelter checking a door
in while you guys are having

557
00:32:27,010 --> 00:32:28,970
this conversation.
Actually, you know what,

558
00:32:29,570 --> 00:32:31,250
Russell, Go ahead, make me a
strength roll.

559
00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:34,130
Strength roll.
Where is my number for that?

560
00:32:34,250 --> 00:32:38,050
There it is, no.
Zario and Tyrus G Sierra Tuck

561
00:32:38,050 --> 00:32:39,930
Tuck.
I hear a crack, and it's not the

562
00:32:39,930 --> 00:32:41,930
door.
So you guys get in front of the

563
00:32:41,930 --> 00:32:43,650
building and it is actually what
he said.

564
00:32:43,650 --> 00:32:47,290
It is a nicer actual foreman
office.

565
00:32:47,730 --> 00:32:53,490
So it is, you know,
stereotypical Gray, like front

566
00:32:53,490 --> 00:32:57,130
door windows.
There, as you found out, the

567
00:32:57,130 --> 00:33:00,250
door is locked.
What do you do?

568
00:33:02,610 --> 00:33:05,290
So basically, I ran.
I ran out of the room.

569
00:33:05,290 --> 00:33:06,890
Top speed.
You hear a thunk.

570
00:33:06,890 --> 00:33:09,090
I'm on the ground.
End of story.

571
00:33:09,450 --> 00:33:11,930
There's glitter on the front
porch, glitter on the highway.

572
00:33:12,010 --> 00:33:14,130
I'm trying to find a bit here.
There's something here, but I'm

573
00:33:14,130 --> 00:33:16,690
not sure what it is.
Does anybody know how to pick

574
00:33:16,690 --> 00:33:19,090
locks?
That's not really my deal.

575
00:33:22,610 --> 00:33:25,800
That's a good question.
Is there is there any kind of

576
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:31,400
like data interface or or like a
like a servitor skull or

577
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,520
anything that serves as the lock
for this room?

578
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,560
No, but the door handle does
have a.

579
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:38,560
Skull I can grown from the
ground and hold up a multi key.

580
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,440
I don't know what a.
Multi key is exact.

581
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:48,720
I've read about a multi key
obviously on on your feets.

582
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:52,000
I believe that you have the
tools and expertise to breach

583
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,410
this office.
This is also why we need to

584
00:33:54,410 --> 00:33:57,410
stick together.
If you would I you keep running

585
00:33:57,410 --> 00:33:58,170
off.
We need to.

586
00:33:58,610 --> 00:34:02,050
Working together is one of the
greatest things that the Emperor

587
00:34:02,050 --> 00:34:05,650
has given us.
Teamwork makes his dream work.

588
00:34:05,810 --> 00:34:08,489
You say that, but I'm the one
with all the stuff to get us in.

589
00:34:08,690 --> 00:34:12,810
In my opinion, as a field medic,
is his shoulder too busted to do

590
00:34:12,810 --> 00:34:14,850
any work?
No, you definitely know that the

591
00:34:14,850 --> 00:34:16,370
only thing that's busted is
pride.

592
00:34:17,969 --> 00:34:21,770
Listen, I could, I could quote
you at length the things from

593
00:34:21,770 --> 00:34:24,690
your dossier that would indicate
that you're well up to this

594
00:34:24,690 --> 00:34:27,370
task.
But for right now, on your feet,

595
00:34:27,370 --> 00:34:31,050
soldier, there's work to do in
very little time to do it in.

596
00:34:31,170 --> 00:34:34,449
How much dossier do you have on
this mysterious guy?

597
00:34:34,650 --> 00:34:38,570
Whatever exists in the Emperor's
systems is that which is the

598
00:34:38,650 --> 00:34:41,530
interest of my purview, Sir.
Yeah.

599
00:34:41,530 --> 00:34:43,610
So not that much then.
Yeah, I guess you've got a lot

600
00:34:43,610 --> 00:34:45,650
of that wiped out.
That's why we owe how much.

601
00:34:45,650 --> 00:34:48,170
Day is a favor, right?
Oh, I didn't realize that he did

602
00:34:48,170 --> 00:34:49,850
me such a favor that you guys
are what?

603
00:34:50,730 --> 00:34:53,409
True.
I I don't really Have we done

604
00:34:53,409 --> 00:34:54,409
work together?
Whatever.

605
00:34:54,409 --> 00:34:57,250
Let's just let's just open this
door. 55 minutes.

606
00:34:57,650 --> 00:35:00,570
So you try the door, wiggle,
wiggle, and door opens all

607
00:35:00,850 --> 00:35:02,530
right, so you open the front
door.

608
00:35:02,910 --> 00:35:07,710
Inside you see just a standard,
almost like comically office,

609
00:35:07,710 --> 00:35:12,470
like a cubicle, white walls.
There is a cogitator.

610
00:35:12,750 --> 00:35:16,230
That's strange.
A cogitator on the desk, a desk

611
00:35:16,750 --> 00:35:20,470
solid, just thin metal, some
paper strung about.

612
00:35:21,150 --> 00:35:24,230
It looks like the chair that
someone was sitting there was

613
00:35:24,230 --> 00:35:29,280
knocked over.
And um, on that you just see a

614
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:34,000
usual office space.
Hell yes, I'm home.

615
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:41,560
Yeah, I I snapped my old carpal
Tunnellee hands in a disgusting

616
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:45,440
display of knuckle cracking, and
pick the chair up off the ground

617
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:49,760
and sit down at the cogitator
with my data slate and I want to

618
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:52,600
figure out exactly What Car Path
Song was doing.

619
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:56,400
Can I pull up her emails?
All right, so you boot up the

620
00:35:56,400 --> 00:36:01,960
cogitator and it sounds like an
old A DOS and you hear the

621
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:07,360
rumbling and shipping of the
machine and it just has

622
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:15,120
password.
Yes, I'm going to use my Data

623
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:19,920
Delver talent to hack into the
mainframe baby.

624
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:23,560
I run a I run a brute force
computer program.

625
00:36:23,970 --> 00:36:27,250
With my data slate, what do I do
here?

626
00:36:27,530 --> 00:36:31,010
Yeah, I don't know if that's the
kind of data I can delve into

627
00:36:31,130 --> 00:36:32,770
just yet.
I might have to find the

628
00:36:32,770 --> 00:36:34,610
password using some other kind
of thing.

629
00:36:34,690 --> 00:36:39,610
I'll I'll let you do this so you
do have data delver and people,

630
00:36:39,610 --> 00:36:44,450
scribes or those who worked in
the Astra Administradum are

631
00:36:44,450 --> 00:36:47,370
known to, you know, work on
cargitators and they all have

632
00:36:47,370 --> 00:36:49,130
their little tips and tricks
that they don't want to.

633
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:54,760
You know, tell the tech priest,
give me a tech use check and

634
00:36:54,760 --> 00:37:00,880
I'll give you I'll give you
Instead of making it a -20, I'll

635
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:05,480
give you a -10.
OK, so I'm rolling this D100 on

636
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:11,530
roll 20, it's a 62.
Is the raw, so -2 would be 52.

637
00:37:11,570 --> 00:37:16,570
My tech score is 34.
So -20 would be to your actual

638
00:37:16,970 --> 00:37:21,570
your actual tech use.
So you don't make it so it'd be

639
00:37:21,570 --> 00:37:24,170
a -, 10.
So you'd be needing to make it

640
00:37:24,170 --> 00:37:26,850
24 because I'm looking at your
character sheet right now, so

641
00:37:26,850 --> 00:37:29,290
you don't you don't get him.
It's just Nope.

642
00:37:29,530 --> 00:37:33,290
Well shit, it's locked.
I need to look around for a post

643
00:37:33,290 --> 00:37:36,040
it note.
Can I use my intuition to look

644
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:40,040
around and see if I could find
like a video game ass posted

645
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,040
note that just says what her
password is?

646
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:45,000
I will do the same, even seeing
the number that Daniel got.

647
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:47,040
I want to.
I want to listen to a lore

648
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:51,320
collectible.
Yeah, making that test.

649
00:37:51,810 --> 00:37:54,010
Yeah.
Oh my God.

650
00:37:54,210 --> 00:37:58,850
Wow, you're rolling hot tires.
You notice a stack of papers

651
00:37:59,010 --> 00:38:01,410
next to like the mess that this
desk is at.

652
00:38:01,570 --> 00:38:05,890
Within the stack you notice that
this has a few different

653
00:38:06,730 --> 00:38:08,810
different shipping container
numbers.

654
00:38:08,930 --> 00:38:15,890
So you see shipping container
152, shipping container 132 and

655
00:38:15,890 --> 00:38:22,740
shipping container 005 and then.
You continue to look at it and

656
00:38:22,740 --> 00:38:24,700
so we're gonna move over to
someone else while you're

657
00:38:24,700 --> 00:38:26,300
looking through these numbers
real quick.

658
00:38:26,980 --> 00:38:30,740
Yes, the numbers on them all add
up to five, except for 152.

659
00:38:30,740 --> 00:38:33,820
That adds up to an 8.
So we must need to type in a

660
00:38:33,820 --> 00:38:36,580
password of five.
Five and damn it, it didn't work

661
00:38:36,580 --> 00:38:39,060
and get shit.
But 585.

662
00:38:39,820 --> 00:38:43,340
Yeah, I tried.
Typing in 585. 855.

663
00:38:43,620 --> 00:38:45,740
No admin.
I type in password.

664
00:38:46,660 --> 00:38:49,700
Yeah, basically I plugged my
iPad into the computer and it

665
00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:52,500
was like, do you want this to?
Voice Access your photos and I'm

666
00:38:52,540 --> 00:38:55,420
like, no.
What?

667
00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:58,140
Maybe it's in High Gothic?
I type in password backwards.

668
00:38:59,740 --> 00:39:04,140
Zarl, as you're still typing
away, and Tyrus, you're still

669
00:39:04,140 --> 00:39:07,860
shuffling through those papers,
what are you doing?

670
00:39:07,900 --> 00:39:10,820
Oh, I failed to roll, so I'm
bumbling about as well.

671
00:39:11,300 --> 00:39:13,020
And I think I think I am
bumbling.

672
00:39:13,380 --> 00:39:15,060
I'm just wondering now, bumping
into stuff.

673
00:39:15,060 --> 00:39:16,740
I'm like, we need a light
switch.

674
00:39:16,740 --> 00:39:21,500
Where's light switch in here?
So you definitely bump into

675
00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:24,500
Tyrus and then Tyrus, you drop
the stack of papers and on that

676
00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:27,940
stack of papers you see in
almost highlighted red that's

677
00:39:27,940 --> 00:39:29,700
almost like comical that you
missed this.

678
00:39:30,620 --> 00:39:38,380
You see shipping container MWP
Dash 5729 and it's it's

679
00:39:38,380 --> 00:39:40,740
highlighted in red and like
underscored.

680
00:39:41,060 --> 00:39:44,500
There you go, Teamwork.
And so does anyone?

681
00:39:45,380 --> 00:39:47,900
Did anyone check the desk?
Oh, are there drawers?

682
00:39:48,270 --> 00:39:50,590
Oh yeah, I go.
I got all up in them drawers.

683
00:39:51,150 --> 00:39:53,390
My intuition was real low.
I didn't think to check the

684
00:39:53,790 --> 00:39:58,110
desk.
So you open up the desk and you

685
00:39:58,110 --> 00:40:03,470
see five solars, some low
sticks, a lighter and you also

686
00:40:03,470 --> 00:40:08,190
see just a, you know, almost
like a Gold Star sticker and

687
00:40:08,190 --> 00:40:11,150
says good job.
Turns out that car path sum was

688
00:40:11,150 --> 00:40:13,750
a better overseer than I had
surmised.

689
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:17,560
I'm also about to like hand
these papers off and like go

690
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:20,720
outside to keep an eye out for
the arbiters and then like chat

691
00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:23,480
them up if they come, if they
come messing with us.

692
00:40:23,720 --> 00:40:27,760
And then I want everyone to roll
another intuition check.

693
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:34,440
Yeah, I got a 66.
My insight was a huge 91.

694
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,480
I passed by 10.
All right.

695
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:40,000
So Russell are I should say.
Narrow.

696
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:43,570
Narrow is his cool name.
One might call it an alias.

697
00:40:43,690 --> 00:40:48,250
You see that the desk doesn't
really line up like there are

698
00:40:48,650 --> 00:40:51,530
there's two drawers, but you
look at the back of it and you

699
00:40:51,530 --> 00:40:55,570
see three slots.
So you kind of put your hand

700
00:40:55,930 --> 00:41:01,250
deeper into the into the desk
drawer itself and you kind of

701
00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:04,170
like fill it and you feel like a
like a rope.

702
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:09,160
And you pull on it and on the
bottom of that of that drawer

703
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:12,560
another compartment opens.
I believe my intuition score was

704
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,640
good enough to think to open
this compartment.

705
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:19,360
As you open it and you slide it
out, inside you see 350 solars

706
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:24,800
in the secret compartment.
You also see a an A specs and

707
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:29,410
then you also see.
A note that has it looks like it

708
00:41:29,410 --> 00:41:32,730
was our letter I should say that
had a seal that was broken.

709
00:41:32,730 --> 00:41:36,450
It's a weird in particular are
in like a particularly weird

710
00:41:36,730 --> 00:41:41,610
golden like seal that looks like
that looks like an like a

711
00:41:41,610 --> 00:41:45,450
shining * S to say and now on
the front of it it says miss

712
00:41:45,450 --> 00:41:47,050
song.
What's this?

713
00:41:47,050 --> 00:41:48,410
That.
Perhaps it's some sort of

714
00:41:48,410 --> 00:41:50,610
communication from this
mysterious party that we're

715
00:41:50,610 --> 00:41:53,480
investigating.
Well shit, this is definitely a

716
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:56,400
bribe, but you have to wonder
why.

717
00:41:56,400 --> 00:42:00,520
The foreman is gone, but her ill
gotten gains remain in her

718
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:03,040
drawer.
Only there was some way to know

719
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:06,520
what was in this communication,
Wad it up and toss it out.

720
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:09,560
Wait, I grabbed.
I grabbed the envelope and look

721
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:12,840
and see if there's like a
communique in there or anything.

722
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:17,800
Oh, right, brother.
You see as you open up.

723
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:24,200
You see, I like 1/2 torn letter
and it just said it, says Miss

724
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:27,200
Song.
You're cordially invited to to

725
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:31,000
join the Church of the Golden
Beacon.

726
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:34,840
I start vibrating with anger.
Roll.

727
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,920
Roll me.
A vibe Check.

728
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:39,280
Vibrate.
I was about to say it.

729
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:42,760
Roll me a a Lord check.
Yeah, it doesn't.

730
00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:47,540
I do want to note that me, the
very holy man, I rolled a 66

731
00:42:47,540 --> 00:42:51,740
last time and now I've rolled
A6, so we're doing really good.

732
00:42:51,860 --> 00:42:53,780
Oh, so do I know about the
Church of Holy Beacon?

733
00:42:53,820 --> 00:42:59,060
Is it not an obvious cult?
It's well all all members of the

734
00:42:59,060 --> 00:43:02,500
of the you know ministerial more
part of the imperial cult but

735
00:43:02,660 --> 00:43:05,540
we're not going to pull hairs.
You notice that this cult in

736
00:43:05,540 --> 00:43:11,060
particular the the the Church of
the Golden Beacon is kind of

737
00:43:11,060 --> 00:43:13,420
like a small it's small group
that's.

738
00:43:13,740 --> 00:43:17,820
Actually has donated funds or
has donated to the tide of the

739
00:43:17,820 --> 00:43:22,060
overall arcing imperium or the
actual?

740
00:43:22,180 --> 00:43:24,260
Eclesiarchy.
Eclesiarchy.

741
00:43:24,260 --> 00:43:26,860
Thank you.
You know, they keep to

742
00:43:26,860 --> 00:43:29,180
themselves.
They're very quiet.

743
00:43:29,180 --> 00:43:32,300
They're, they're, they don't
have a big conjugation.

744
00:43:32,650 --> 00:43:37,130
And they're sending out bribes.
Fucking space papists.

745
00:43:37,330 --> 00:43:39,890
As I said, I don't mind
criminals, maybe, but not

746
00:43:39,890 --> 00:43:43,090
religious criminals.
Yeah, exactly.

747
00:43:43,250 --> 00:43:46,890
You you know of the church, you
know there's of their of their

748
00:43:46,890 --> 00:43:49,050
deal.
They they worship the overall

749
00:43:49,050 --> 00:43:51,690
like.
The Astronomicon.

750
00:43:52,010 --> 00:43:55,990
Thank you, the Astronomicon.
They worship the Astronomicon

751
00:43:56,150 --> 00:43:58,950
more than anything.
They know they also worship the

752
00:43:58,950 --> 00:44:01,270
Emperor and Holy Bee, his name
and all that jazz.

753
00:44:01,270 --> 00:44:05,670
But that golden Beacon, on the
other hand, they're really into,

754
00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:11,590
you know that this wouldn't be
their thing, so to say.

755
00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:14,030
Well, who knows?
You know, they keep themselves.

756
00:44:14,030 --> 00:44:16,590
So they're they're quiet.
Well, these guys are distracted

757
00:44:16,590 --> 00:44:18,510
with the letter.
I have pocketed all of the

758
00:44:18,510 --> 00:44:20,670
money.
Why would an offshoot of the

759
00:44:20,670 --> 00:44:26,990
clergy want to steal dozens of
Laz weapon crystals?

760
00:44:32,910 --> 00:44:29,510
This is like a fuck ton of.
Doesn't this is 1000?

761
00:44:29,510 --> 00:44:32,670
It's like a shipping container
of tiny weapon parts.

762
00:44:35,140 --> 00:44:37,380
Weaponry.
Like a military amount of

763
00:44:37,380 --> 00:44:39,980
weaponry, right?
Oh yeah, this is like, this is a

764
00:44:40,020 --> 00:44:43,380
huge container, like we're
saying, like a standard shipping

765
00:44:43,380 --> 00:44:45,340
container full of these
crystals.

766
00:44:46,340 --> 00:44:49,500
Our last focus is.
This is a primary shipping

767
00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:52,660
container.
The Church may need to defend

768
00:44:52,660 --> 00:44:57,780
itself from time to time, but
that is what the the sisters are

769
00:44:57,780 --> 00:45:02,830
up to and stuff.
OK, we don't need a small little

770
00:45:02,830 --> 00:45:05,350
thing that worships the
Astronomic on doesn't need this

771
00:45:05,350 --> 00:45:09,710
many goddamn shooter thingies.
And if they did, there is a

772
00:45:09,710 --> 00:45:15,270
proper form and secure channels
for requisitioning such things.

773
00:45:15,350 --> 00:45:17,950
That's also true.
I guess we should maybe read the

774
00:45:17,950 --> 00:45:20,230
rest of this letter.
But we get very We get

775
00:45:20,230 --> 00:45:22,110
distracted very easily.
No.

776
00:45:22,110 --> 00:45:25,150
Yeah, I'm I'm already so angry
about this.

777
00:45:26,750 --> 00:45:30,710
You guys, you know, continue to
read the letter and it says we

778
00:45:30,870 --> 00:45:35,990
would like to use this money to
help you understand that the

779
00:45:35,990 --> 00:45:40,110
church is under siege from all
those who are heretical to our

780
00:45:40,230 --> 00:45:43,230
cause.
We would like to invite you to

781
00:45:43,230 --> 00:45:47,510
one of our sermons and then you
know, adds the location.

782
00:45:48,310 --> 00:45:54,240
The location itself is.
I would say real quick someone's

783
00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:56,960
background is anyone from the
hive itself.

784
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:01,520
I thought that I was from a
hive.

785
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:06,280
I was raised on a Jesus planet
or an Imperial worship planet,

786
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:08,320
so no.
Space Jesus.

787
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:13,090
OK, so as you're reading down.
It Well, you know what?

788
00:46:13,330 --> 00:46:16,170
I don't need to remember it off
the top of my head because it's

789
00:46:16,170 --> 00:46:18,250
written down right here and I
could pick up the paper and look

790
00:46:18,250 --> 00:46:20,810
at it.
I think I could be from this

791
00:46:20,810 --> 00:46:22,770
hive, I was just from higher up
in it.

792
00:46:23,050 --> 00:46:28,250
So you actually you see the
where the locations at and that

793
00:46:28,250 --> 00:46:30,610
almost makes your heart kind of
sink a little bit.

794
00:46:30,730 --> 00:46:37,050
You see location is below main
level dash 526.

795
00:46:37,500 --> 00:46:42,060
That is 5 levels below like when
I'm doing air quotes right now

796
00:46:42,260 --> 00:46:48,300
the main floor you're going to
the underhive or that's where

797
00:46:48,300 --> 00:46:51,580
you might go.
But also that a shipping

798
00:46:51,580 --> 00:46:55,220
container that was that you read
in that less stack of papers.

799
00:46:55,300 --> 00:46:59,940
My autoscribe has written down
that it is MWP 5729.

800
00:47:00,420 --> 00:47:01,460
All right.
Perfect.

801
00:47:01,460 --> 00:47:04,620
So it sounds like you guys have
two different ways to go.

802
00:47:04,780 --> 00:47:07,890
And my.
My predictive algorithm thinks

803
00:47:07,890 --> 00:47:10,770
that that stands for Militarum
Weapons provisions.

804
00:47:10,930 --> 00:47:13,450
I was actually like a really
solid guess that.

805
00:47:13,650 --> 00:47:16,890
Well, it's it's it's it's based
off.

806
00:47:17,410 --> 00:47:20,330
It's based off of a large
language model that has crawled

807
00:47:20,330 --> 00:47:22,370
many different shipping
container names.

808
00:47:25,570 --> 00:47:28,330
Yeah, you know what?
I I actually like that more than

809
00:47:28,330 --> 00:47:32,370
manufactured weapon part, but
I'm going with Militarum weapon

810
00:47:32,370 --> 00:47:34,400
part, weapon part.
All right, cool.

811
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:36,600
That's Cannon now, Yeah.
I thought they were focusing

812
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:39,520
crystals, not cannons.
God damn it, Daniel.

813
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:41,480
God damn it.
So yeah, we head to this

814
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:45,120
shipping container 57 to 9.
All right.

815
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:49,120
So how are you guys going to go
after?

816
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:52,440
Said Craig.
Look, you know, I don't.

817
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:56,320
I don't need.
Look, I'm not a zealot, OK?

818
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:59,920
I'm ascribe.
I'm not going to stab a bunch of

819
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:04,190
cultists today.
My job is to find where the

820
00:48:04,190 --> 00:48:07,550
military's equipment is being
taken.

821
00:48:07,590 --> 00:48:10,790
So I would say that we should
investigate this shipping

822
00:48:10,790 --> 00:48:15,390
container and make sure that it
doesn't end up in the underhive.

823
00:48:16,230 --> 00:48:18,630
Are we sure that's not the one
that's already been stolen?

824
00:48:18,630 --> 00:48:22,280
Maybe.
We can't know unless we go look

825
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:25,080
at it.
I personally think we should

826
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:28,600
investigate the cult.
But you're you make sense.

827
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:30,680
I could get behind that.
What about you?

828
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:33,600
Narrow stay your chainsaw
zealot.

829
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:37,960
Well, do we want to head after a
bunch of religious nuts or

830
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:40,840
people with a bunch of guns?
I leave it up to you boys.

831
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:44,000
Data delving Oh wait oh wait,
the cogitator.

832
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:47,680
The cogitators still locked so I
can't get into like the.

833
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:54,520
Shipping manifests and stuff.
Ah, gosh, does the new Foreman

834
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:57,800
know the password?
Can we go, can we go ask him if

835
00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:01,480
he was given the password?
Yeah, just real quick.

836
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:04,280
We don't even need to
necessarily like role play a

837
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:06,640
whole conversation, but can I
just check with him real quick?

838
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:11,870
Like let me into the file system
I have to do a hacking montage.

839
00:49:11,870 --> 00:49:13,510
Yeah, he's on our side.
We go talk to him.

840
00:49:13,790 --> 00:49:15,910
Oh yeah, no, he'll he'll
definitely let you.

841
00:49:15,910 --> 00:49:19,670
He'll type in his password and
it look like his password was

842
00:49:20,350 --> 00:49:26,470
definitely, I need a new job.
All right.

843
00:49:26,470 --> 00:49:31,750
So you're going to give me a
good logistics check, but you

844
00:49:31,750 --> 00:49:36,210
get an additional, you get.
You get almost like a + 40 to

845
00:49:36,210 --> 00:49:41,530
this bad boy, so go ahead and
make that roll well so the

846
00:49:41,530 --> 00:49:43,610
Emperor provides to the
faithful.

847
00:49:44,170 --> 00:49:50,010
I I type this in, I type in, I
type in one fifty 2132005 and

848
00:49:50,010 --> 00:49:53,690
then this MWP 5729 to get a
status on them.

849
00:49:54,330 --> 00:49:57,850
So wait, do you say logistics?
That's what is that logic.

850
00:49:58,010 --> 00:49:59,650
Yeah, my bad.
Yeah, logic.

851
00:50:00,090 --> 00:50:01,010
OK.
OK.

852
00:50:01,330 --> 00:50:02,890
All right.
I'm very good at this.

853
00:50:03,950 --> 00:50:07,710
Oh wait, I can roll in Rule 20.
I've got that queued up.

854
00:50:08,110 --> 00:50:12,030
Send.
OK, so it's an 80, but my logic

855
00:50:12,030 --> 00:50:14,310
is 39.
I missed it by one point.

856
00:50:14,470 --> 00:50:16,430
No, no, no.
So you rolled a 39?

857
00:50:17,150 --> 00:50:22,350
No, no, I rolled an 80 and my
logic is 39.

858
00:50:22,670 --> 00:50:27,110
Oh no.
Is there a FATE point?

859
00:50:27,310 --> 00:50:29,070
Yeah, I use that.
Yes.

860
00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:32,400
All right.
So go ahead and give me a good

861
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:34,880
role, brand new role.
This has to work.

862
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,560
This has to work is why I'm
using a Fate point.

863
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:41,920
Can I help him somehow?
Are you trained in looking at

864
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:44,160
paperwork and looking at
computers?

865
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:49,120
I I clearly I I looked through a
whole pile of papers and found

866
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:51,080
stuff.
Holy shit.

867
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:53,360
OK.
I don't know if you guys are

868
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:56,200
watching Roll 20, but I'm pretty
sure I just locked the new

869
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:57,880
Foreman out of the system
forever.

870
00:51:00,590 --> 00:51:05,310
Did you roll the 100?
I rolled A99I critically.

871
00:51:05,550 --> 00:51:07,350
Maybe we will investigate the
cult.

872
00:51:07,950 --> 00:51:10,670
Oh, I, I I could just walk up to
the nearest guide.

873
00:51:10,950 --> 00:51:12,990
Or we could go walk up to her
buddy, whose name we don't

874
00:51:12,990 --> 00:51:16,110
remember, and ask him.
I mean, these weapons could be.

875
00:51:16,110 --> 00:51:21,030
Anyway, space is very big.
Well, yeah.

876
00:51:21,030 --> 00:51:23,510
Let's go.
Off because this is a lost

877
00:51:23,510 --> 00:51:24,270
cause.
Man.

878
00:51:24,630 --> 00:51:27,070
This is like trying to find a
rat in a.

879
00:51:27,630 --> 00:51:30,790
Space Arc Lusco's you say?
I know what that means.

880
00:51:30,790 --> 00:51:34,590
I like the place on fire.
Fire is a valuable tool, but not

881
00:51:34,590 --> 00:51:36,310
right now.
Burn it.

882
00:51:36,310 --> 00:51:40,910
Burn it all is Burn the mutant,
the heretic, the xenos.

883
00:51:41,270 --> 00:51:43,430
And this shack.
I don't think there's any

884
00:51:43,470 --> 00:51:47,470
mutants, heretics or Zenos here.
Only one way to be sure.

885
00:51:47,670 --> 00:51:49,750
Whoosh.
Please don't burn down my law.

886
00:51:49,870 --> 00:51:52,350
Well, please don't burn it down.
I work here.

887
00:51:52,350 --> 00:51:54,710
I just need.
You should have moved into the

888
00:51:54,710 --> 00:51:57,230
metal office.
What are you looking for?

889
00:51:57,750 --> 00:52:00,830
Before you go and make a mess.
We need this crate.

890
00:52:01,070 --> 00:52:03,590
Yeah, we're looking for three
different crates.

891
00:52:03,590 --> 00:52:07,350
Can you pull a status on these?
Because apparently my fingers

892
00:52:07,350 --> 00:52:10,470
are broken.
Oh, we need like 4 crates,

893
00:52:10,470 --> 00:52:12,320
right?
There's the three, and then

894
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:15,200
there's the one that was like,
underlined and highlighted.

895
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:16,520
That was a fourth separate
right?

896
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:19,280
Right.
Yes, your your predecessor Car

897
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:28,080
Path Song had records pulled for
152132005 and MWP 5729.

898
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:33,040
Can you manage in your new
capacity as Foreman, to pull the

899
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:36,400
current statuses on these
Imperial Munitions?

900
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:38,760
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just give me a second.

901
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:42,540
He just kind of like almost like
cool cool cuz I tried to do it.

902
00:52:42,540 --> 00:52:45,660
It's very confusing.
I'm sorry I for underestimating

903
00:52:45,660 --> 00:52:49,460
how difficult your job is.
Pushes you off his chair and

904
00:52:49,460 --> 00:52:52,860
goes, all right, all right.
So cracks his knuckles and goes,

905
00:52:52,860 --> 00:52:55,980
all right, let me look it up.
And you just hear the the typing

906
00:52:55,980 --> 00:52:58,380
of the cogitator.
And it takes probably like 5

907
00:52:58,380 --> 00:53:00,180
minutes, cuz he's like, all
right, no, that's not.

908
00:53:00,220 --> 00:53:02,860
That doesn't look right.
And what one was that 0055?

909
00:53:02,980 --> 00:53:05,020
No, no, that's not it.
There we go.

910
00:53:05,660 --> 00:53:14,660
And you said it's M WP5729,
right, 5729, Yes, indeed.

911
00:53:14,820 --> 00:53:18,020
It was highlighted in red.
I took a picture.

912
00:53:20,380 --> 00:53:22,580
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that

913
00:53:22,580 --> 00:53:23,460
one.
Oh yeah.

914
00:53:23,460 --> 00:53:26,780
That's why is the container
still here?

915
00:53:27,060 --> 00:53:29,340
If the thing was supposed to be
stolen, well.

916
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:33,280
Records say and he you know, he
points to the the letters and

917
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:37,600
says it's it's it's down away.
If you walk about like 10

918
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:42,760
minutes almost left and you'll
see it, you'll see all the

919
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:47,160
containers.
This one is marked with the the

920
00:53:47,720 --> 00:53:51,720
Astra Militarum symbol and also
the Mechanicus symbol right next

921
00:53:51,720 --> 00:53:53,560
to each other.
You can't miss it.

922
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:57,920
It's right there.
Just walk left for 10 minutes.

923
00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:03,480
I hesitate to say that this will
be this easy, but did they maybe

924
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:06,320
just misplace the things?
Maybe it's just in there.

925
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:08,080
Maybe like we're good, Oops,
say.

926
00:54:08,240 --> 00:54:10,120
I mean, I suspect that's not the
case.

927
00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:14,000
I'm also curious how we can walk
left for 15 minutes.

928
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,680
Does that mean follow the left
wall or but?

929
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:19,480
I don't know.
He literally just he.

930
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:21,080
He doesn't know cardinal
directions.

931
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:23,920
He points to the left and it
says above.

932
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,870
It says like West.
So you can just fall West all

933
00:54:26,870 --> 00:54:29,070
the way down.
Good luck moving into your new

934
00:54:29,070 --> 00:54:31,270
metal office.
We are done there.

935
00:54:31,390 --> 00:54:37,710
So as you leave the burning
former newer, former foreman's

936
00:54:37,790 --> 00:54:41,670
office, you head towards the
shipping container.

937
00:54:41,790 --> 00:54:44,990
I must say, you people are
remarkably cavalier about doing

938
00:54:45,030 --> 00:54:48,880
business and a burning building.
Let's go.

939
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:53,840
We're walking in the background.
There's like sirens going off as

940
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:55,840
people running over with fire
extinguishers.

941
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:58,640
No evidence left behind.
And you just hear.

942
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:03,960
This is the Adeptus Obeidi's
Propel yourselves for his holy

943
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:06,800
investigation.
Oh shit, the Arbodie's are here,

944
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:08,720
Yeah.
He wasn't kidding.

945
00:55:08,720 --> 00:55:12,600
So the Obeidi's were there.
Are there actually now?

946
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:15,360
I hope they are good in
firefighting, yeah.

947
00:55:16,540 --> 00:55:20,620
You guys, you know, see there,
it's the same thing over and

948
00:55:20,620 --> 00:55:23,500
over again.
And occasionally you see people

949
00:55:23,500 --> 00:55:26,140
kind of like staring out of
shipping containers, closing up

950
00:55:26,220 --> 00:55:28,980
and walking off.
Or, you know, people doing their

951
00:55:28,980 --> 00:55:30,860
job.
And as you get there, you

952
00:55:30,860 --> 00:55:35,940
actually do see Container MWP
Dash 5729.

953
00:55:36,020 --> 00:55:38,180
It's right there.
What do you guys do?

954
00:55:38,380 --> 00:55:41,140
I pull out my knife.
It's a it's a it's a

955
00:55:41,140 --> 00:55:45,590
surprisingly suitable knife.
For this purpose, it's like a

956
00:55:45,590 --> 00:55:50,550
chunky blade with a with a brass
hand guard for it, with spikes

957
00:55:50,550 --> 00:55:54,390
for punching.
And I'm like, well, today just

958
00:55:54,390 --> 00:55:56,870
got a lot more interesting.
Oh, I thought.

959
00:55:57,270 --> 00:55:59,390
I thought it being here just
meant it was misplaced.

960
00:55:59,710 --> 00:56:02,670
Well, I mean, we're here with a
crate full of stolen property

961
00:56:02,670 --> 00:56:06,270
and a missing foreman and rumors
about mutants.

962
00:56:08,210 --> 00:56:12,170
So go ahead and give me a
perception role that everybody

963
00:56:12,170 --> 00:56:14,170
or everyone.
I don't know shit.

964
00:56:14,330 --> 00:56:16,730
I failed that one.
I don't succeed at all my roles.

965
00:56:17,330 --> 00:56:19,490
Oh man, I got an 83 on this one
I.

966
00:56:19,530 --> 00:56:22,450
Specialize in people not being
aware of me, not being aware of

967
00:56:22,450 --> 00:56:24,570
other people.
You guys don't know to shit.

968
00:56:24,650 --> 00:56:26,450
I need to be.
Spoon fed information.

969
00:56:29,330 --> 00:56:32,770
So you guys just walk up to the
front of the container and you

970
00:56:32,770 --> 00:56:34,890
notice that that.
With a knife.

971
00:56:35,090 --> 00:56:37,010
With a knife.
With a knife.

972
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:40,240
My hands on my chain sword A.
Hands on chain sword.

973
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:43,600
I am in the exact opposite of a
battle ready combat pose.

974
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:48,000
And someone's really relaxed and
so and you see there in front

975
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:52,840
it's chained, it has pure de
seal of sealed and it looks like

976
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:54,840
it's been locked.
Oh, wow.

977
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:58,420
OK, well.
All right, I pull up my vox, my

978
00:56:58,420 --> 00:57:03,300
vox bead.
I'm like, hey, hey.

979
00:57:03,660 --> 00:57:06,060
Slow nut finger guns.
Funny story.

980
00:57:07,300 --> 00:57:11,740
We found it.
We think that, yes, we've

981
00:57:11,740 --> 00:57:14,580
located your missing munitions,
sire.

982
00:57:14,900 --> 00:57:17,460
And you know, you wait, you
know, 2 minutes.

983
00:57:17,620 --> 00:57:20,660
Silence on the on the other end,
he goes.

984
00:57:20,940 --> 00:57:26,600
What do you mean you found it?
A crate of munitions has been

985
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:31,320
located in the shipping docks, I
request.

986
00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:36,360
Full payment.
I request your your permission

987
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:40,960
to break an Imperial seal and
investigate the contents of this

988
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:43,480
crate.
Yeah, it's cool.

989
00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:46,000
Well, the seal isn't.
The seal isn't.

990
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:48,000
OK.
All right, cool, Cool.

991
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:49,720
I mean, if you think it's cool,
I'll go ahead.

992
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:50,920
We're cool.
We're cool.

993
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,160
OK.
Wait, you know, I have a

994
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:56,710
question real quick.
Is this something that our guy

995
00:57:56,750 --> 00:58:00,750
Amadeus owes owns?
Does he own this great or we

996
00:58:00,750 --> 00:58:02,830
like getting involved in other
people's stuff?

997
00:58:03,110 --> 00:58:05,710
Yeah, hang on, how much do I
trust Amadeus?

998
00:58:06,110 --> 00:58:10,830
You trust him enough to, at
least you know, get a favor from

999
00:58:10,830 --> 00:58:14,470
him.
And he left you alone for quite

1000
00:58:14,470 --> 00:58:19,520
some time, like all of you so.
He's he's pretty trustful.

1001
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:21,480
He trusts us, but that doesn't
mean that.

1002
00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:23,680
Oh yeah, that depends on your
character.

1003
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:27,000
So people say you could trust
Amin is he doesn't break his.

1004
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:28,800
He doesn't break any of his
favors.

1005
00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:32,360
All right, I take a picture of
the intact seal on my picked

1006
00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:35,720
recorder, and then I slice it
open with my knife.

1007
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:39,000
I do believe chains were part of
the luck.

1008
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:43,310
Oh, sure.
I I write, I write down some

1009
00:58:43,310 --> 00:58:46,670
plans for how to get rid of
those chains with my auto quill

1010
00:58:46,830 --> 00:58:50,190
and my riding kit.
It's a very good knife.

1011
00:58:50,470 --> 00:58:53,590
Yeah, I mean, how good are the
chains?

1012
00:58:53,710 --> 00:58:54,950
Because my knife is.
Cool.

1013
00:58:55,110 --> 00:59:01,070
Oh, yeah, no, they're they're
definitely chains that I don't

1014
00:59:01,070 --> 00:59:05,510
know how you could rate chains
so to say, because I I don't

1015
00:59:05,510 --> 00:59:08,470
have that characteristic left
up, but you know that they're

1016
00:59:08,470 --> 00:59:10,580
pretty solid.
Yeah, I don't think you can

1017
00:59:10,580 --> 00:59:13,940
knife open a chain.
But every chain has a weak link,

1018
00:59:13,940 --> 00:59:16,940
right?
Yeah, metaphorically speaking, I

1019
00:59:16,940 --> 00:59:20,340
suppose that's true.
Well, my experience, the weak

1020
00:59:20,340 --> 00:59:22,940
link is usually me and my roles
prove it.

1021
00:59:23,220 --> 00:59:27,060
When I hitch and when I hit
things with my chain sword, I

1022
00:59:27,060 --> 00:59:29,580
rend its armor.
So just give me a little bit of

1023
00:59:29,580 --> 00:59:33,980
time, I'll breakthrough it.
It's also extremely loud, so

1024
00:59:34,140 --> 00:59:37,270
cover your ears.
Look, he's got a sword that's

1025
00:59:37,270 --> 00:59:39,430
purpose built for this sort of
slashing.

1026
00:59:39,430 --> 00:59:42,390
It's a chained sword.
It's like if you had a it's like

1027
00:59:42,390 --> 00:59:44,710
if you had a fish knife and we
were trying to chop through a

1028
00:59:44,710 --> 00:59:46,350
fish.
It's it's all good.

1029
00:59:46,350 --> 00:59:48,350
Just do it.
I'd stand back.

1030
00:59:48,470 --> 00:59:51,750
I would never turn this sword on
you unless you were a heretic.

1031
00:59:54,130 --> 00:59:58,290
I sure do love the Emperor.
No, Horace had some good ideas.

1032
00:59:58,890 --> 01:00:01,170
How do you know that name?
We should hear about.

1033
01:00:01,170 --> 01:00:04,050
Let's hear about.
So what are you guys gonna do?

1034
01:00:04,690 --> 01:00:07,530
I'm gonna roll.
Do I have to roll an attack roll

1035
01:00:07,970 --> 01:00:09,210
to use my chains?
Sorry.

1036
01:00:09,530 --> 01:00:12,890
If you wanna break open the
chains, we'll say for each

1037
01:00:12,890 --> 01:00:16,210
success level that you get, with
would be.

1038
01:00:16,210 --> 01:00:17,970
That's what will weaken the
chains.

1039
01:00:17,970 --> 01:00:23,010
So go ahead and roll me a weapon
skill.

1040
01:00:23,090 --> 01:00:24,440
Check.
I'm going to.

1041
01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:26,120
This is a bad call, but we're
doing it.

1042
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:29,640
Oh God, I miss.
I somehow miss this?

1043
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:32,760
So you don't.
You can't miss something that's

1044
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:34,960
not moving.
I know, I know.

1045
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:37,470
But I rolled like shit.
This rules.

1046
01:00:37,790 --> 01:00:41,990
As you are revving up the chain
sword and you put the blade to

1047
01:00:41,990 --> 01:00:46,350
the chains and you hear the
grinding of the chain sword to

1048
01:00:46,350 --> 01:00:51,150
the chains, you just hear like
the the sparks, the loud roar of

1049
01:00:51,150 --> 01:00:54,790
your it's just a normal chain
sword, not an executioner.

1050
01:00:54,790 --> 01:00:56,110
Yeah.
And so you.

1051
01:00:56,990 --> 01:00:58,790
No, no, they don't give me
those.

1052
01:00:59,910 --> 01:01:01,950
You're not high enough on the on
the chart yet.

1053
01:01:01,950 --> 01:01:04,990
I'm trying to get there.
But as you hear it, you just

1054
01:01:04,990 --> 01:01:10,390
hear the.
And you know, it's definitely a

1055
01:01:10,390 --> 01:01:12,830
chainsaw going through thick
chains.

1056
01:01:13,110 --> 01:01:15,750
Yeah, this might take a minute.
I'm getting through it.

1057
01:01:15,950 --> 01:01:17,270
Just talking to the scribe over
there.

1058
01:01:17,270 --> 01:01:20,710
You know when I told to Amadeus
Rex that somewhat subtle was my

1059
01:01:20,710 --> 01:01:22,670
middle name?
That's actually true.

1060
01:01:22,830 --> 01:01:25,590
But being named something
doesn't actually mean you're any

1061
01:01:25,590 --> 01:01:26,710
good at it.
Hot.

1062
01:01:26,710 --> 01:01:28,230
How are you?
Leave me alone.

1063
01:01:28,630 --> 01:01:33,790
Oh yeah, I mean, my middle name
is polite and kind.

1064
01:01:35,560 --> 01:01:38,160
This is like that part in Perry
Mason where Perry Mason was

1065
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:41,400
investigating some stuff and
then he had to chain saw his way

1066
01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:45,600
into a chipping container.
Go ahead and roll me another

1067
01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:47,960
one, Daniel.
So I rolled at 80, then I rolled

1068
01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:51,200
at 99 right now.
Oh my God.

1069
01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:55,880
Blew it up.
Everybody got a grenade?

1070
01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:59,440
Yeah.
So good thing this is a skill

1071
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:02,960
check, you know, waiting for the
chains chains to break.

1072
01:02:03,260 --> 01:02:06,500
You start hearing, you know.
Someone just go, oh, what's that

1073
01:02:06,500 --> 01:02:08,380
noise?
Oh all.

1074
01:02:08,820 --> 01:02:11,380
Right, guys, I think this is
where we follow the chaos.

1075
01:02:11,540 --> 01:02:14,780
And so you start hearing heavy
boots getting closer.

1076
01:02:14,780 --> 01:02:20,260
And by closer, I mean you got
probably about like three times

1077
01:02:20,260 --> 01:02:22,340
to do this before the arbides
get there.

1078
01:02:22,460 --> 01:02:25,940
I put down my quill and I put my
knife into my good hand.

1079
01:02:26,180 --> 01:02:27,340
I got it.
OK.

1080
01:02:27,780 --> 01:02:28,700
All right.
Go ahead, Daniel.

1081
01:02:28,900 --> 01:02:31,500
I might use a fade point.
If this continues to go bad,

1082
01:02:31,700 --> 01:02:34,380
there we go.
That's a That's a success.

1083
01:02:34,740 --> 01:02:37,900
All right, so you definitely get
through one part.

1084
01:02:37,900 --> 01:02:39,780
Like almost.
You're almost halfway through

1085
01:02:39,780 --> 01:02:45,140
the chain, so you hear the cake.
So you got through the chainsaw.

1086
01:02:45,420 --> 01:02:48,720
They got through the chains.
But Daniel, at what cost?

1087
01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:51,600
So you start seeing some of the
teeth on your chainsword that

1088
01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:55,520
are chipped like, this is bad.
Yeah, I figured this was going

1089
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:58,360
to happen.
So what I want you to do,

1090
01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:02,000
Daniel, is you are going to take
one.

1091
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:05,520
You're actually going to take
one point off from your actual

1092
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:09,080
damage and you have the jank
feet.

1093
01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:12,200
I'm not going to give you the
jank feet, but you definitely

1094
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:15,200
know that this won't be able to
cut as good.

1095
01:03:15,810 --> 01:03:22,610
That's for cutting the flesh of
heretics, yeah.

1096
01:03:22,610 --> 01:03:25,450
I'll add the the.
I'm sorry, what was the trait

1097
01:03:25,490 --> 01:03:26,750
I'm adding?
Minus.

1098
01:03:26,750 --> 01:03:29,830
You're just at now two plus
strength instead of three plus

1099
01:03:29,830 --> 01:03:31,590
strength.
You know, it's gonna be great

1100
01:03:31,590 --> 01:03:34,070
that I broke my chains.
I partially brought like chains

1101
01:03:34,110 --> 01:03:35,710
or to open this up and have
nothing in it.

1102
01:03:35,990 --> 01:03:39,310
The instruments suffer for your
labors.

1103
01:03:39,550 --> 01:03:43,950
As you open it, I want all of
you to roll me a willpower test.

1104
01:03:44,150 --> 01:03:47,590
Is it a fear related thing?
Am I afraid of this?

1105
01:03:48,070 --> 01:03:51,590
Is this would be disturbing?
Not really not.

1106
01:03:51,710 --> 01:03:55,010
You would be kind of afraid of
it because I I have like plus

1107
01:03:55,010 --> 01:03:56,650
five.
I guess this would be a

1108
01:03:56,650 --> 01:03:57,650
discipline check.
No?

1109
01:03:57,690 --> 01:04:00,050
OK, never mind.
I rolled exactly double my

1110
01:04:00,050 --> 01:04:02,130
willpower.
Does that count for irony?

1111
01:04:02,370 --> 01:04:04,530
All right.
And then Daniel, yeah, you are

1112
01:04:04,530 --> 01:04:06,050
right.
It roll me a discipline.

1113
01:04:06,050 --> 01:04:09,850
So Daniel, you've seen some
pretty gross things in your time

1114
01:04:11,290 --> 01:04:16,130
at the church and you see in
there a tight up body in the

1115
01:04:16,130 --> 01:04:19,730
middle of the chair, plus around
that body or a few other people

1116
01:04:19,730 --> 01:04:23,130
that look like they have been
ripped to shreds.

1117
01:04:25,170 --> 01:04:29,770
And the the the the body itself
in the chair looks like it was

1118
01:04:29,770 --> 01:04:32,450
scalped.
It's missing ears, it's missing

1119
01:04:32,650 --> 01:04:36,490
its nose, it's missing hands.
And it looks like it was

1120
01:04:36,490 --> 01:04:40,330
bisected from the waist, so it's
split in half but still tied up

1121
01:04:40,650 --> 01:04:44,050
with like one mighty blow.
I mean, I guess I don't.

1122
01:04:44,450 --> 01:04:46,810
Like, we're talking like one
mighty blow.

1123
01:04:46,810 --> 01:04:49,690
And then after that it looks
like it was just slowly ripped

1124
01:04:49,690 --> 01:04:51,410
apart.
Kind of like, you know, like.

1125
01:04:52,030 --> 01:04:55,550
Tearing like a corn husk.
Probably a human being did not

1126
01:04:55,550 --> 01:04:57,670
do this.
I'm glad the police are coming.

1127
01:04:59,070 --> 01:05:01,030
Do you want to further
investigate inside the

1128
01:05:01,030 --> 01:05:03,150
container?
I'm the only one who's not

1129
01:05:03,150 --> 01:05:04,910
freaked out by it, so I guess
yeah.

1130
01:05:05,470 --> 01:05:08,270
Zorio's over in the corner, Puke
in his guts.

1131
01:05:10,030 --> 01:05:16,710
Zorio and Naro give me you guys
are gonna get one point of.

1132
01:05:17,430 --> 01:05:20,110
You guys are gonna take one
point of corruption.

1133
01:05:20,110 --> 01:05:23,630
Yeah, I'm gonna go inside.
All right, so you investigate

1134
01:05:25,550 --> 01:05:30,670
Tyrus, you look at the body and
you pilfer through the pockets.

1135
01:05:30,670 --> 01:05:33,550
You try to find anything that
does identify this person.

1136
01:05:33,830 --> 01:05:39,870
And so you do find
identification badge and a

1137
01:05:39,870 --> 01:05:42,270
wallet.
And inside the wallet it does

1138
01:05:42,270 --> 01:05:43,190
say.
Car path Sun.

1139
01:05:43,630 --> 01:05:45,710
Yeah.
Mystery.

1140
01:05:45,710 --> 01:05:49,750
So let's get out of here.
You found her, but you in the in

1141
01:05:49,750 --> 01:05:53,870
the wallet it said like in the
wallet you you open it up and

1142
01:05:53,870 --> 01:05:56,350
you find, you know, two Solares.
So yeah, that's cool.

1143
01:05:56,350 --> 01:06:00,910
You found $2.00 and in it you
find another emblem of the

1144
01:06:00,910 --> 01:06:06,030
golden beacon and it kind of
says like on the back of it.

1145
01:06:06,030 --> 01:06:07,830
It just says we are
disappointed.

1146
01:06:07,990 --> 01:06:09,510
Perfect.
So now they're religious nuts

1147
01:06:09,510 --> 01:06:12,510
with guns.
Oh, no, I was.

1148
01:06:12,670 --> 01:06:14,560
I was.
I was thinking it was like the

1149
01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:17,280
other half of the letter we
found in her office and it just

1150
01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:26,080
said like not.
I'm going to knife them.

1151
01:06:27,720 --> 01:06:31,040
I take a picture of hey, are the
Arvind is still around.

1152
01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:33,600
Oh, do we want?
Oh yeah, they're they're getting

1153
01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:36,680
close.
Y'all might want to skedaddle.

1154
01:06:36,960 --> 01:06:39,840
If I would like to roll to
Skedaddle, oh good, good call.

1155
01:06:40,610 --> 01:06:42,330
Yeah.
I snap a photo of the crime

1156
01:06:42,330 --> 01:06:44,490
scene for later investigation.
Then I Boo Boo.

1157
01:06:44,690 --> 01:06:48,570
All right, you guys skedaddle.
So what do you guys is next?

1158
01:06:48,690 --> 01:06:52,810
You guys, you know get out of
there and almost like 10 seconds

1159
01:06:52,850 --> 01:06:57,130
later you just hear Adeptus of
party stand down and you hear

1160
01:06:57,130 --> 01:07:02,130
the heavy boot steps of the
Adeptus Our bites and you know

1161
01:07:02,130 --> 01:07:06,010
the Judge Dread looking gear.
You definitely catch the top of

1162
01:07:06,010 --> 01:07:07,770
their helmets as you guys are
leaving.

1163
01:07:07,970 --> 01:07:12,320
It's this guy's A flamethrowers
and chainsaws Again, OK, these

1164
01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:16,000
guys are not very observant.
No, they really are not.

1165
01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:18,720
I think it's the helmets.
See, This is why we don't wear

1166
01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:40,330
helmets.
Thanks for listening, sitters

1167
01:07:40,330 --> 01:07:43,290
and Heretics.
Our cast this week featured

1168
01:07:43,290 --> 01:07:46,330
special guest Kevin Hendricks
from the Knives at Night

1169
01:07:46,330 --> 01:07:48,530
podcast.
You could find that podcast

1170
01:07:48,530 --> 01:07:52,490
wherever you get your podcast,
and they also perform at the

1171
01:07:52,490 --> 01:07:57,010
Nest Theater, which you could
find at nesttheater.com all one

1172
01:07:57,010 --> 01:07:59,650
word.
Let's not forget our wonderful

1173
01:07:59,650 --> 01:08:03,530
game master and editor for this
episode, Dominic, our other

1174
01:08:03,530 --> 01:08:06,890
players you have probably heard
before as part of our podcast

1175
01:08:06,890 --> 01:08:10,580
regular crew.
Russell and myself, You can find

1176
01:08:10,580 --> 01:08:16,660
me at LOTR Dan on Twitter or as
some call it X.

1177
01:08:17,540 --> 01:08:21,300
We would love to have you join
us on our Daniels Dreadtails

1178
01:08:21,300 --> 01:08:23,020
Discord.
I'm on there.

1179
01:08:23,100 --> 01:08:25,020
I'm nice.
You could say hi.

1180
01:08:25,180 --> 01:08:28,700
We can talk about 40K stuff.
I guess you can find a link to

1181
01:08:28,700 --> 01:08:33,620
it in our episode description or
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1182
01:08:33,620 --> 01:08:36,340
All One Word, which is our
official Twitter account which

1183
01:08:36,340 --> 01:08:40,590
you should follow too.
We'll see you all again in two

1184
01:08:40,590 --> 01:08:45,109
weeks, August 25th, for our
continuing adventures in

1185
01:08:45,350 --> 01:08:48,630
Imperium Maladictum.
Hope you enjoy it.

1186
01:08:49,310 --> 01:08:51,390
Have a grim, dark day.