Like A Dan-gon Part Three

0:01 Daniel's Red Tails is a show for grown-ups. It may contain adult language and adult themes. Please check the episode description for Content. Warnings, welcome back to Daniel's Red Tails. I'm your host. Daniel Fernandez. Thanks for joining us. This week, our Fung, shui second edition. Game reaches, its Stunning conclusion. As are sometimes time-displaced karate. Cops cat people Pirates and martial artists take on the evil Eaters of the lotus.

0:41 Sinister plots involving monsters and drugs. You should probably just go back at list of the other episodes, but if it's a good time, I hope you enjoy it as much as we did play. It went extra long but I think it was worth it. That's just a monster from Snap Cubes out of Resident. Evil 2. All right. You are you make your way to the island? And you see that the entire island is mostly just a three Storey concrete building heavily tagged with lotus, graffiti that is glowing. It's not very well guarded probably because they didn't think anyone would come here. You see people in robes shuffling in and out of the place.

1:29 It's loading pallets of what you assume are the drug along at Doc. There's no boat there at the time, but you assume a boat pulls up and goes out. There's a dozen individuals outside. And some of them are literally crackling with mystical energy. What do you do? Jesus Christ. So, these people are trying to disrupt the timestream. Is that what we're getting here? I don't know if they're necessarily trying to disrupt the timestream, but it does sound like They are doing that and making monsters at the same time. Yeah, so no bad time. Yeah, honestly, I think someone other than me she toe and see determine if their intentions are good.

2:15 Became their tensions are probably bad. They want to make some monster fair enough. I just remember what his what, whatever his name said, don't kill them, if their intentions are good, but you know what their digits are? Probably all bad. We can ask as we're attacking, I can prop. I, if we'd like, I can start every fight with with police. If you don't, if you would not like to die, please leave immediately. That should work. I'd be. Do you want to try to sneak in? But how do you want to approach this? I guess we're sneaking. Do we have any idea what the guy were supposed to find? Looks like we probably should have asked Thomas, probably the guy in charge the most important. Going person here.

3:01 Yeah, yeah. Like I'm pretty sure he'll have no. That's two out of, that's to matter. For me, never mind. We can see it's gonna have a bigger health bar. He's gonna have a bigger health bar, and it's probably a gun and look more important than everyone else. I'd see. Look, he's gonna have it. He's gonna have an aura and a title card. All right. Yeah, we'll get a cut scene when we get to him. Yeah. Christ. Maybe more from movie that video game, but you're the one who decided to call this, like a dangun. This is true. This is true. I-i've been running this whole time. Like we were playing a fucked-up. Pseudo sequel.

3:43 To gawk is a dead souls. Okay. Yeah this is true. So how would you like to approach this? Oh, you could just run it. I suppose I haven't questioned. Yeah. Can I try to stealthily go around and find a better place to dock than Just the front using my info seafaring and piracy, I would say you could use that skill. I know it says info, but I could have you used that if you want to try to find a better place to. Yeah, vote to. Yeah, I'm fine with that. Look, you always have to All right. That's worse than my skill but still a 14. Okay? Yeah, actually that you could pull up, you know, it's a big sort of concrete building.

4:26 There's only really one space where you supposed to land, but you're able to pull up along the side, Ed sort of get up on like a couple of rocks on the edge and end up right under a window. If it helps, I can do have that ability. That allows me to jump far so I could like have a bond. Tell legislators normally be inaccessible. Like help. Pull people up. Yeah, I think that's probably what's happening here, yeah. All right. So come through the back window. Yeah, yep. All right, the back window, is looking over, what appears to be probably the main lab. You see there's about 30 people in here that are working and most of them seem like a just sort of lowly level like sort of workers. However, you do see.

5:15 That there are several monsters that are contained in, what looks like a very sophisticated equipment, you know, there's a lot of Mystic stuff going on here but they the the lotus seed to have also brought in like, tanks that they have about 20 monsters, sort of floating in them. And you see some people with clipboards sort of looking at them and making notes and what not? They see, mostly focused on that. You do see, one person is sort of floating over Thing there's woman clad completely in Glee in green that's floating about 10 feet off the ground sort of observing everything. And you see that she seems to be embedded in her forehead is the green Jewel that you were looking for Sable.

6:03 Well, I'm going to point her out to everyone else. She does not have good intentions. She has to die. And I'm sorry. His Saatchi you recognize someone as well. It seems ridiculous, but one of your students is down there. Hmm, he appears to be one of the guards. He straight from martial, art pointed to Crime way. That that said, it back on the right path of and you see somebody is, it comes in like as you're looking, he's a slightly shorter dude, but he's yelling and swearing and he says, I don't know what the fuck you people are doing here. Who are these motherfuckers that at Just at the Pachinko parlor.

6:47 Hey, wait, can I see us? No, he can't. Okay, then, who was he yelling at? He is yelling at pretty much anyone who get will get close. And everyone is sort of like shrinking away from him. One of the guys, with the clipboard seems to have gathered. His I already says, do your. This was your idea to start doing the experiments out in public to trigger it with the black light. We're not getting any data. We're going to get spotted. You fucking An idiot and he smacks him across the face. This guy's everyone seems to be afraid of this guy but also listening to this guy. This might be the guy that you're looking for. Can I go punch this guy really want to punch him? You can yeah.

7:29 You want to just jump in and touch it right now? Well, this is me asking like the rest of the group. Oh yeah. Kind of watching. Can I just go and punch this guy? He's she was slowly for like open the window for you. Yeah. You come into right? Of course, yes. Definitely now go on. Yeah. All right I mean it might be time to roll initiative that yep. Yeah. Right. Are we gonna get the dramatic? Someone lands on the balcony is like oh who are the motherfuckers that heat up the Pinko? Parlor. Me bitch. Let's go. Wow, cool, I'll fuck her. My dice 14.

8:09 Might I scrape violence tonight? God damn it. Oliver died scrapes violence apparently. Oh yeah better than all we know. Oh one of us rolled a 9, the end so much pet the Beloved role in all of. You got single-digit initiatives? Yep. Yep. Well that sucked this but this has been a good game, everyone. Three of us rolled our lowest possible value. Yeah. You do notice that most of the people working, the lab are wearing yellow robes. And seem to be not particularly combat e and you land down.

8:52 What do you say? Like what do you say is you make your entrance? What does everybody do Tokyo PD? Oh shit. It's the cops run. Yeah, as I land like right in front of this guy, I'm gonna be like I was the one who beat up your monster. It's me. Hi, I'm the problem. It's me. All right. Does anybody else do anything as their appear again? Or do they just sort of jumped out? I mean I yelled Tokyo PD. No. I don't. I heard that. But we haven't ya on got anything else. That's the thing that you would say? Yeah. Do I know the name of former student he's going by the fist now?

9:36 Oh, that's tell. You don't know that. But that's what he's labeled on. The initiative tracker. I don't know what is his name. His name is Anybody Got a Good? Jeff descending name up on top there. I see random name generator. Or he's Japanese, fuck you escape sukira. Okay, wow. Hey, no, it does have to be Akira. Let's cut that out. No, that is the best Taro. That's the best kind of in profit. Oh, what did you say? What you say? Be you mataró? So I think like they land up or wherever y'all choose to land sounded like y'all landed up on the higher part. But I think the Is down more on the floor, if I'm yes. Correct.

10:25 Yes. Yeah, so I think just coming out of the shadow of the, I don't know, Factory something. I just walk out, you mataró point at him aggressively with the sticks in my hand. As I throw my jacket on the ground because shirtless fight time. I'll be back. All right. How about you, waffle? That your characters to it. Yeah she's gonna Point her saber tablespoon point of Sabre and the lady with the gym in her head and light just do a little flick with a decision and say I'm going to be needing that back. You can have it and it glows and fires a laser at you. Okay?

11:10 Fine, that's how it is because her initiative is the highest. Yeah, she goes very first. That's rid of her. However, she failed explosively. So I think she missed you. Yeah, no she yeah. She got a tend to hit turn touch. Can immediately shoot another laser out of it. This is killer. Okay, and then she'll fee on a date with the rest of us, except for Leo. That's a 16 to hit. That's what you did to Sable. Yes able. Yes. In this dodging do a plus 2.

11:50 Plus 3, plus 3. I'm going to take the Dodge action just to step to the side of it and just look at her like a very underwhelmed expression on my face. I think it was plus 3 you know what it's + 3. I tell ya whatever. Dodgers are better now if they weren't threes before. Okay. So she shoots a pair of green things that you are you do notice. It is a little weird that she's both a woman and also not cladded yellow. Oh, so women can wear whatever they want. I think that's also it seems like both their Sorcerers are eunuchs, which she is not. She does not appear to, you know, it's mostly dudes in a, you know, these guys are very conservative in their way of treating things.

12:36 Anyway, and this guy in the ground has been yelling at stuff. Who says, I don't know you fucking got here but nobody fucks with danceon. Okay, motherfucker. And he pulls out a to z and just opens fire. Oh my God, yes. This guy is not a sorcerer. This dude is a gangster through and through. He may know. It seems like he may know about magic, but he is, this Bell is gone. Yes, cast gun. Yeah, he cast his gun. I think he's gonna cast gun at Leah. Ow, it seems legit, and that's going to be a 21-2 hit, excuse me. 22 head, okay. That's only a seven more than my defense. Okay, so the damage is at his damage is 1414.

13:21 So I would be subtracting 6 from that, so that would be another eight. Yeah. He is, he's pretty deadly. Wow. Yeah. Is there something familiar about this guy? To me? You recognize that gun you cover up his face. Oh no. Yes, it's just you know, everyone else is rival, boss was here for the most part. So I mean Leo's arrival was it here but he also adds the battle starts. He puts on a yellow metal mask, that is what he was wearing. When he killed your life, isn't some motherfucker himself. Yes.

14:02 Kill him, kill them all but actually mostly what happens is everybody starts running away. It's a goddamn mad house with about 30 Sorcerers, who are uninterested in fighting who are all just running. This guy's mine. All right, maybe we of Europe, mate. Yes. Maybe like I did. Last time, I'm gonna spend two genome points on very fast and then spend one shot on very strong which will take me down to 84 initiative. Join the party.

14:43 Yep. Let's just move myself to the bottom there, and if somebody else wants to go on eight, yeah, it's the popular initiative, seriously? I'm going to shoot him with my shotgun who. Alright Don of course yeah who do you think? Yes and I'm gonna I'm gonna spend a fortune die which just means putting a 1 in the input value Fortune, right? 18. All right, his defense is 15. All right, 3 plus shotgun is 13 damage. So 16 minus its toughness. Okay. He is, by the way, a boss. So he has 50 life.

15:25 And then once he's at 50, it's when he hits 50 wounds and every time he gets hit after that, there's a 50/50 chance. He goes down, get it to interesting. Yes, that's how I Die Hard 2. So let's do this motherfucker. Yes. Right yippee-ki-yay. Okay, so you could go down and then his Sashi or Leo who wants to go Hisashi if you want to take it? Sure. I mean aggressive fight posing turns into an actual fight. Yeah, I think so. I will spend 1 chi in hopes that I hit and then make all mine and chokku damage 14. Yeah. Not with the nine. Not look at mine - Lee exploding. A six and a five.

16:09 Ouch. He A backflips, just stunt on you a little bit and he says, I know all your moves old man. I better than you ever were. I don't know what you're doing here, but you're going to pay all right? Leo Europe already so yeah, motherfucker shot me with an Uzi so I'm going to grab the closest piece of what feels like heavy equipment. And I am going to smash Dawn with it basically. I'm thinking it's like some sort of like centrifuge or something like that, just grabbing blindly and like hitting him upside, the, the left side of his His Dome. And I am going to spend a genome point because that's how you do 11 is not going to do it.

16:56 No 11 is definitely doctor to do it. Sorry, it happens. You grab it. It goes flying. He Dodges out of the way his reflexes seed to be enhanced slightly but that he screams you fucking moron. That was the containment system and alarm starts going off. And all of the creatures that are in the tube start to wiggle and Shake. Damn, you should have labeled it or something. Yeah, I know, right. Do not have a label maker like they're not that expensive. What about just regular locks, the fist, your former student is going to go after you his saachi. You left us alone to fend for ourselves old man, he keeps calling you old man even though I don't think you're that old, I'm like Late 30s.

17:46 Yeah. Sold by comparison. That's good. Looks older than his Sashi. He's just got dirt on him. Yeah, he got pretty good. Unfortunately for you. He got 18. Sorry. I'm considering whether or not to Dodge. I think I'll just take it. Okay. His damage is 1000 K, plus the difference, you know? Yeah, but my toughness is 8. Okay. Yeah. He's fighting unarmed. Maybe I'll get something later, but right now, he's Fighting unarmed with his fists. Also while you know he has hit you and dodged your first attack. This guy's got nothing on you. His form is is weak and this Emerald sorceress is just going to continue to just very boring. Lee, just floating above the fight. Just keep shooting green bolts of energy. Another it stable?

18:39 Yeah. Sable throw in there. Yeah, well I think that's another Miss though. So her lasers are Not that effective. That's a 13 to hit one off. Yeah. She sucks at this? Yeah, all right. Sable Europe. Jesus Christ woman. Just give me that Jim inhofe, be over. Never mind, just give me the gym. Look, I'm not clever, and she's gonna try to jump, she's going to try to jump up and drag this lady down to the ground. Okay. What would would that be martial arts or martial arts? Yeah, you can do martial arts with that. All right. Because she She wants turns toward range and let's see.

19:22 I have seven key left. So I'm going to add a fortune die to that. Yes, because you can very nice. Yep. Oh boy, you beat her defense by seven. She is 13 defense. Some just couldn't grab her by the leg and try and I'm going to slam her into the ground, get on top of her. And what's the damage for regular martial arts? I know 8 is regular martial arts 8. All right so seven 107. It's 7:00. Sorry it has a note on the part of my page. That's why I'm good. Yes. All right, I didn't think I didn't think Sable was going to be doing too much martial arts, so I didn't write that down. Fair enough, 14 points of damage before her toughness.

20:05 All right? And you bring her to the ground and she was not ready for that. I'm going to be trying to pin her down so not - not - I do my god. Oh no your Punch. Yeah she gains would she doesn't lose. Fuck. Oh shit. All right, that's me. Johnson is just sort of screaming wildly, as he's just letting loose with his Uzi, not really concerned about who he's even hitting. He probably catches a couple of his Sorcerers, but they're not brave enough to fight, so he doesn't really care. I think he's going to shoot at Leo again. I think he's aiming. No, no, he's not. He's going to take down the guy who just shot him, or at least and he's got a, he's got a look at you. Sure ghani, it says, Fuck you, cop. And he got a 16 beats my defense by two okay, Dodge remind me the rules on dodging again.

21:02 You spend a shot. It increases your defense by 3. I spend a shot and it's okay. Okay. So you barely dodged out of the way. Yeah, I dive behind a table for cover just just let loose with his fire, laughing maniacally and then these creatures are sort of pounding against the glass Us and the largest one sort of us out. And you see on the thing it says patient zero as it collapses onto the ground and start screaming. This is a thing that was human once maybe but now it's about 8 feet tall. Covered in about 13, large bulbous eyes and just a mess of tentacles and muscles. It's screaming in pain the entire time and looking to destroy everything.

21:57 That's dear it. This is, it's truly truly. Horrifying Daniels. Redtails, technically a horror podcast, and I think it's going to go after think is going to go after Leo because you're on the ground. And I think it's also ironic that you broke it free accidentally. So it's going to go after you. Yeah, it's fair. Yeah, and it's going to try to crush you and It's grasp. I am sorry to say that it exploded at six, but it rolled a 5 on the -16 to hit. Damn it, even dodging wouldn't help? Okay, yep, I'm have take that. Okay, so how much should I beat you by got 33, Okay. So that will be 14 damage to you as it grabs you and begins to squeeze now toughness.

22:51 Yep. That's another eight. That puts me to 24 things aren't looking too, great for Our Heroes right now. Y'all I'm doing fine. I'm glad yeah. There's a lady shooting lasers at her and she's just dodging all of them. Alrighty. Well at that, in that case, I am going to spend one genome and one shot to use Force Shield which increases my defense by one for the rest of the sequence. And then that brings gives me down to 7 or sorry, 5. And then what was the other one is going to do is the same thing again but for so, spending a genome and a shot for Berserker rage which will take me down to the next one. But what that does is it increases my unit at value by 2 until the end of the sequence.

23:46 And then I think it's Hisashi next. Alright. Epicduel continues dialogue, will be chosen based on whether or not. I'm actually going to hit this time. Let's see, I take a swing at you, massage the fist here 9:44, hit his defense is 13. Okay, so there's a a brief, it's sort of like we're going back and forth just like bouncing arms and sticks off of each other of just like oh little Yuma. Always looking for some sort of shortcut, quick money, easy moves, show me the best thing.

24:26 You always lacked discipline and on discipline, I just like smack the side of his head and just like send blood trailing down his face. Love it so much damage is that that is 14 plus a difference which I think was three so 70. Yeah 17. Okay. Oh boy. You hit him pretty hard? Yeah. Yuma wants to come up with something clever but you say he lacks discipline at that hitting him really hard. Just results in him. Proving your point. Wait, as he just runs at you at full speed now mixing in a bunch of kicks and see if he could get get at you. But mostly you guys keep sort of blocking each other's attacks but we'll see if he could get one in right now 019 to hit. Yeah, turns out that's hit.

25:16 I am going to still Dodge though so it's only Beats by one. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So only by one so you take a 11 damage. Okay? Or well toughness but yeah, my servants. Looks like you've gotten soft old man. Meanwhile, the emerald lady who is on the ground. The green mistress is just going to try to throw you back with a gust of wind. All right, just try to impale you on a nearby broken. Bit of glass realize things are breaking out 17 to hit 17. Does it? Okay, how much do I beat you by 3? Okay, you take 14 damage? Son of a bitch.

26:01 Yeah. Well, I'd say, 57 toughness. I'm up to eight. See good things happen. When you do different things, dumbass 8, enter there you go. All right, let's keep it going. All right, I think it's gonna turn out I'm impaled on. I have a piece of glass sticking out of my back right now. Yeah. Just what the crime Guinea yank it out of March dive back at her with my saber like half. Get up. And I'm going to try to stab her in the chest yelling. This could have been really easy. You could have just given me the stone and I would have fucked off. But no, you had to be clever about it and another Fortune because, fuck this lady.

26:48 I have to take every Edge, I can in this boy's Club. Okay, so 17 to hit her. Yep, that'll be that definitely hit sir. Thank God you beat her by 4. All right, and so that's 15 damage altogether. All right? Ain't going to make a difference. Once you're dead lady, Leo. Sure. Gonna, if you want to shoot him again, you can shoot him again before I go. I do want to shoot him again. Yeah, I am really Jazz with the idea of shooting him again and I'm going to spend another Fortune because fuck this guy. 20 is pretty good. Yeah. 20s pretty good. His defense is only 15.

27:30 So and so I beat him by five plus my the shotguns damage of 13. Nice. Yeah. 18 - his toughness. Yeah. So you did 11 damage to him? This fucker is tough. Yeah, he is this one actually makes him cry out a little bit in pain I go down to the one box with everybody else. Hey so I'm currently being bad touched by Mutant thing. So what you see is Leo. Well, hopefully, this is how it works out. We'll see how the dice treat me Leo is basically going to attempt to do, like some sort of weird flip using like their upper body strength to kind of push them and kick this thing in, whatever passes for a head that it may have. I'm going to spend a genome to do so, ew. Oh my god.

28:27 Oh no. Yeah, failed. You hate to see it. Yeah, I think you're able to push out of it but not enough that it's going to. Well actually do. It's about to attack you again right now. Yeah. Oh Mike, it rolled to -6 has nice and with it. So no he missed. He fails utterly completely to get you as it's sort of Screams and pounds, but it seems to be more confused and angry. Gree that specifically targeting, you more things, keep growing out of it. So it's having trouble even control against body interests and dance on looks at you officer Scheer go day and says, I don't know what the fuck you problem is cop, but he just take one shot to and you see that he could tsums some of the drug fucking Bad News Bears, then because he's still at the top of the initiative by only doing one.

29:30 Shot. He's going to let loose with his Uzi against you. Try me, bitch. 17 tried and succeeded. Yeah, I'll Dodge. So it breaks, even I'm now at negative 1 which means I don't get to do anything for the rest of this. Turn order. Yes. So but you don't take the damage right? Or no, I I do take the damage but I only you only take the base damage. Okay? You only took yeah damage. Okay. So you are going to take 14 damage minus 7 so I'm at 1818 when points I've got Leo, you're up. Other days already. I'm going to try and beat the the grumpy mutant again this time, like basically, because, you know, my my previous acrobatics kind of slipped made me slip out of his grip, Leo's gonna kind of use the momentum to bound off the ground and try and do another massive smash like they did with Yukiko. Spend a genome point to do this, that is 17 in total that will hit its Offense of 13.

30:41 Nice. So that is I think my fault. Yeah, 14-14 damage. Okay. And then that puts me at zero for the initiative tracker. Okay. Emerald lady is going to just once again shoot another green laser out of her head at you say Isabel that's been going so well she misses God damn it. Oh my God. I was saying that it's some me but okay she needs to, I need to narrate things slightly differently because it has better luck with my Dice. And the fist says, you know what your problem was old, man? You don't have the Killer Instinct. Like I do you got it 11th? Yeah that's nothing yeah yeah he goes in with the Killer Instinct and I just like step slightly to the side and rotate like 90 degrees and just he whiffs it right back. Yeah.

31:36 Sable or Hisashi? Who goes, do you wanna go Hisashi? Sure. I can follow up on my move here. He's some issues. So I will go ahead and And make the attack here. You can do it. I believe in you. Yeah, and 1515 will hit him. Okay. It's a bite to eat some by 2 so that is then 16. So it's just I step to the side of him and then as he goes past, I use that turning momentum to just keep turning and just whack him directly across the base of the skull.

32:16 It's right above the neck, it is ass. All right. And Sable, Sable is going to approach the emerald woman, like just very casually wiping, her sword, which has the woman's blood on it off of, on her pants before pointing of the woman again, look, I get needing to be the Top Dog in any given situation, but you're not going to be a top dog. Once I'm through with you, unless you give me that Emerald then we can kill these other people. And guess what, you're automatically in charge? What do you say? And I'm going to try to intimidate her into surrender, be so far. She has like kept firing at me in like missing horribly so and I will be spicing use another.

33:05 Fortune. Man, I don't even go here. Okay, whatever she takes her head, she puts it on her forehead Butters. A couple of words and tosses. The Jeb towards you put in, hey Dan. I quit Sabo catches catches it in Winks at her pleasure doing business with you. She just walks up those initiative tracking out of our Lives. Yes, she, she floats away. She's not floating nearly as highly. It seems like the job was apparent her a little bit, but she's just like, nope.

33:47 Nope, nope. Nope. She's just in particular, she's looking around at all the monsters that are now breaking out. Yes, like go to the hospital, I don't clean this blade. Wow, Katniss sucks and just clean that blade on your leg like two seconds, right? Yep, it was perfect, honey. Okay, this giant monster is going to continue to try to pound you Leo and it continues to roll like absolute garbage. So you're good Yahtzee. Yeah.

34:28 All right, new initiative. All right, everybody roll. I'm right. It is whatever your - is apply that to whatever your current. Yeah. I rolled a 12 12, which puts me at 11:10, double digits game. Whose I've got the initiatives pre-rolled because I have a million guys. So I've had to and down. Sign is just at 0 the entire time. Yeah, I know Don that's Johnson is at he actually is pretty slow. He said well he's at nine like many of you are oh no only is lucious and for this round breaking out of the tanks are 18 Monsters.

35:16 Just when we were not out, just just when we were outnumbering them, huh? Damned are now at first, you know, they were sort of breaking out slowly one by one but they are mostly a feasting on the sorcerers who have not run away yet, but when their initiative comes around, they're going to start coming after you guys. Leo. Hmm. I And I'm just going to continue punching it. Big ugly here keeps attacking me. I'ma keep attacking him. So I'm going to spend a genome point and for a fortune die.

36:04 And yeah. So basically what what you see with this part of the fight like whole fight sequence when like the cameras panning around is Leo, is Essentially just bouncing off of anything that they can to try and get momentum and a better angle to stray cat. This mute mutated thing and a role. And that's a 22, Jesus. I think you got him. I think you've got him. And what's his defense again? 13, roof, too. So that's 19 damage. I think I got him. Okay. No that's that's a palpable hit.

36:48 Most powerful touch. Yeah you've done. He's now at 21 damage. Sorry that's not enough to get you your thing back. I thank you, okay, no, not quite yeah. Sure. Dante. Okay. I'm finally getting the chance to do the cool thing that shotguns can do where you can spend one shot to make your next use of it. Do more damage just by one granted. But I'm also going to spend a fortune die on my next turn if that's alright because it's immediately me now to shoot the son of a bitch. Yeah, so remember narratively what you are doing with the spending? The shot is you are cocking your shotgun a loudly. Dramatically to make it to more damage. And as I do, I shout remember mere a hero Cheryl Ghana, you son of a bitch.

37:42 Okay, 18. That's an 18. Yeah, that will hit him. He only has 15. I mean, 50th pretty good, but Yeah be done by 2 so 3 plus shotgun damage which is 13 plus 117 - his toughness, okay? Yes. Yes, seven toughness. But you do tend to image to him. That's how I gained back to genome points. Nice. Thank you. And I go back, I take because I used a bullet, I am now down here. All right, Sable Europe. Um, I'm just gonna leave, you have your great, Jeff, you're just going to leave on the see that it would be funny, but I don't she says she has some friends here and he's one of the better cops.

38:37 So you know, she needs someone, she has a rapport with at least so she's going to look around figuring is this live? Up to tears. Like there's some catwalks above or yeah. Sure. Of course. All right. And this is look like if she looks around. Does it look like there's a terminal for like some kind of suppression system because surely Labs would have some kind of thing to subdue the test subjects. If they got out, feel free to say no but there's one thing that's a suppression but you don't know what it's about to suppress that could do anything Claire. Flair for the dramatic. If it's going to check out this big red button. Yeah, if it's on the catwalk, she's gonna spin one shot in order to LEAP up there in one Bound in run towards it to press it.

39:27 Okay cool, you'll press it next turn? Yep. Okay, the fist is still facing off with you Hisashi. It a slightly different fight that has nothing to do with what else is going on here. We're getting seven our own thing over here in this weird genre mix up that we have right now. Nope, he sucks. This guy's blows. I got an 11. Wow. Yeah he's you taught him horribly. Listen the biggest thing is I wasn't able to finish teaching if this huge sickly monster groans and shouts. And as he does that all of the other monsters groan and Shout in the exact same way. That's probably a bad sign and it tries to attack you once again, Leo.

40:15 Oh God. Oh no. Did you delete the non-binary? I rolled three sixes and then five roof and that a for it for the -. So I'm feeling even dodging isn't going to help with this much. No, so yeah, this is going to be a 32 to hit ya. Dodging is not going to help shit. So my defense is 13. Do you want to learn about death works? Yeah. Okay. This is a toughness check difficulty 5,000, effectively, five and eight. Okay, juice.

40:58 Stay up. Yay! Yay. So let me tell you how this is going to work now. So and I'm just going to set my back to 35. So here's how it works. You may choose to get knocked out at any time. Now at the end of the fight you will make a death check equal to how many marks of death you have. The difficulty before plus how many marks of death you have and that will determine whether you die or not when the fight is over. That's fair. Yeah. But for now, you're up. Yeah, next time, you take it again every time you take damage. Now, you're also going to need to make it up. Check to stay up.

41:42 That's fair. Yeah. So figs are not looking great for Leo. Not at the moment. No. Alright, I guess we have Hisashi Sable and Leo who wants to go? Hisashi only y'all can do something before I might make a bad decision. Okay. I'll go Leo is going to retaliate for the sound thrashing that they just received by doing much the same as they had been like basically what I'm picturing is like on one of their passes, they just get swatted by this big like monstrosity and then Laila they like kind of tumble a bit and then like rush back at them. And I'm going to spend a genome and make my type role with the fortune die.

42:35 And that's an 18. That's good. It's defense has a 13 nice. So that is beautify 5? Yeah. Okay. 15 damage. Great. Yes. Okay. And that will take it past 25. Yes. So I gained three genome the Sashi. Wait, did that take it to 30? Yeah, I took it to 30. Cool. Again, six. Yeah, continuing our own private duel happening over in this corner of the warehouse 18 is going to hit this idiot. His defense was a 13, right? Okay yeah. So that's 19. Okay. Does that take him down?

43:16 Not quite the way? I really hope it will know. It takes up exactly down. Exactly. Yeah, hell yeah. Okay. Make it sound bad ass. Yeah, yeah. Okay. I should have been preparing lines. Like, it was earlier like anything. I'm back for that, too. So, I think I mean, I'm not going to kill him, okay? So it's just going to be come see me when you're ready to get serious. And I just like em walking away from him towards the horde of monsters and just like as he rushes at me, I just spin the nunchuck over my shoulder, hit him in the face and just send him toppling to the floor.

44:01 Well, yes, love it into the horde of box. Oh oh. So I'm up at the big red button and you know this could break. Really bad. Is it all right? If I do this dumb thing, I mean you spent a point to get up there. I know I just want to I just want to make sure the other person. I don't think I'm saying is that if somebody dies it's on you, from this point on No guilt whatsoever. All right fun. Hey Johnson, I wonder what this does and she just says smacking kid with the butt of her saber, all right, and a Red Mist begins to float down all over the place out of like sprinklers that seemed to have been built, you know, to prevent a fire.

44:55 But it seems to be something else and as it starts hitting the monsters. And they start to Twitch and fall towards the ground a little bit and they start moving together. Actually, what you see is that all of these monsters begin to start having their bodies not be individualized anymore, but start becoming one big monster but it has the mind of like 18 monsters. So it's like screaming in pain and not sure what to do. And Unlike the big sickly creature, you were fighting. These mooc monsters are just mostly collapsed on the ground in just a huge pile of Flesh. That could barely move.

45:41 It can mostly just scream and crawl. I'm gonna give dance on the look like what the fuck. Meow, that's not something. You see every day. You've ruined. Everything Johnson says as he throws off his shirt and he isn't and he's covered in a Lotus Tattoo, that is glowing and that tattoo is glowing more and more as the red powder begins to fall on him, but as it hits him, it's sort of his blasted back by some sort of invisible force field. And you see that he is actually starting to grow slightly. He started to get larger and his and he is starting to change. But as he is doing that, he is going to shoot his Uzi one last time before it becomes something different and he's going to shoot it up at Sable.

46:37 You don't tear. Oh you did ruin everything. Yeah, I did 22 to hit that, definitely adds. Okay, 14, that would be 8. 8 plus his damage of 14. Well, you could that much. Yeah, but I also have the when the for the first time I don't fight I take 10 or more wound points. I still one shot interrupt and reduce it to 1 nice. So only shit get it cover. Like I'm gonna take cover behind the console where the button was as it just gets shredded and like a bullet just nicked me on My arm, nice, nice aim dick, shit.

47:23 And his, whose he is now kind of consumed in his growing, fleshy arm and his crushed as he begins to get bigger and bigger. All right, does anyone have a rocket launcher? I've played some games that didn't like this. I have sort of rocket launcher. What I'm confused, what you mean by that? The mooc monsters, I think are mostly just going to lay on the ground screaming. They are there but they are not going to actually do anything to you. That's a mad. Yeah, and the fish is out of the fight to the fist is out of the fight as well. So it is only looking so much more in our favor. Yes. Si si nothing. Bad happens. When the samples around Sable or sure. Gonna, what do you want to do? I'm at seven.

48:05 Oh wait, never mind. So what 70, I'll mention for sure. Going to take the he killed your partner, dude. Mom, mom, mom was a cop. He killed your mom, dude. Sounds like the premise of an anime. Yeah, my mom was my partner. Stop or my mom will shoot. The sassy pool. All right, I'm gonna cock my shotgun. Oh hey. Can someone remind me? What the three numbers on each gun mean, real quick. We do you do need to make a Reload. Role is actually okay before you could use it right now.

48:48 So that's the, let's get it as because we are in the second sequence. Now, after you've taken a shot in the second sequence, so your gun because you're the only one who uses guns. Hey, my bike powder pistol that I never use. I think you've used it. Once you have that, it may know what fuck it. I mean, to your secondary is faster than reloading I tossed. The shotgun aside until I, well, we're gonna find out. If there are bullets left, you could roll to see if there are bullets left. Oh, okay. All right. You have to meet or get higher than the third number. Yeah, yeah. I roll a D6. You have to get higher on the yeah. The third number Technically, I was supposed to do the oh, you're good.

49:31 There's still a lot higher than the third number. Yes, All right. I'm gonna, I'm gonna cock my shotgun. Putting me right here and Sable if you want to deal with William Birkin. Of course, his name is not William Birkin. He is a totally different monster. All right, you used a picture of William Birkin. What am I supposed to do? Sable is gonna run along the catwalk until she's over billion morken and jump off. Making like Lincoln Super Smash Brothers down be motherfucker. Down down a motherfucker. Oh, right. Damn, I failed. Yeah. 12 is not going to hit.

50:14 Actually, what does it do? Its defenses 13. Sorry, Rick. So now that you have landed right next to it. Okay. Thank you. You see it's actually growing hard chitin is armor over its body and your thing bounced off of it. And yeah, it's going to try to smash you. It got a 16 to hit you. I'm going to move down one more step in Dodge out of the way. This lab is now, completely destroyed. It also is like the worst place of the world. The lights are now. Streaming are like lit up red as fire. Suppression system is turned on. You hear sounds of chaos coming from outside a little bit.

50:56 If you listen hard, but mostly it's just Danse on in here and his weird monster friend, friend, Ally. I knows it works. Yeah victim? Yeah also works. Hmm. Okay, so now we're down to six. I will go. I have a new want me to deploy. What is, what is your tacky saying? I'm gonna Dimock him. Oh shit. You can do that and he has to be moved in six. Shot of the second sequencer later. What I spent 3 Qi and make a martial arts punch attacking. It's beautiful, its successful ignore normal damage, determination.

51:40 The floods would point total is now 34 for future photo or 49 for a boss. Hold this shit. So we punching dance on. Okay, that works. So I'm going to do that. I'm also going to I am going to spend a key point to try to make sure that this hits. Okay, I do get to back if I be fit 16 to that, hit his defense is 15. Nice. Huh? So you see me walk away from the fist, I put my nunchucks, like, tucked into my hip and I just go up to dance just like Turning into a monster who's turning into a monster and I yell at him, I just get his attention at me and just, you know, get my Kim, really close hand gesture and just straight into the freaking chest.

52:43 It just crumbles and I just look at him and like, I don't lack Killer Instinct and then I will also for good measure. And it key point and one shot is interrupt and for this attack and until the next keyframe, his toughness is halved, nice. Wow. So did blow my whole load to do that but It felt necessary. Yeah. Leo. Do you want to deal with William Birkin before I finish this sure we went up. So remember getting up to 50, does it? Kill him? It gives them a 50/50 chance of going down every time you hit him.

53:26 Now you probably should also get rid of the other monster who I'm not calling William Birkin Billy Martin patient, zero patient zero already. So I'm going to spend to genome Pints for very fast. So increase my speed. And for the rest of the sequence now, can you only like can you spend more than one Fortune point on a roll? You can never add more than one Fortune, die to anything. Okay, cool. I'm still gonna add a fortune die and yeah, I'm gonna level another shot. Level another heavy punch at patient zero. You know what? I'm actually going to hold off on that. I'm going to spend one more genome point, which I had already spent.

54:11 And one shot. To increase my attack value by 2 for the rest of the sequence. And then I might attack to depending on the outcome of hero toes. So when he reaches 50 does the first death? Check for the boss happen. Yes. Okay. All right, since this is more about hitting than damage. I'm going to roll martial arts. Okay careful not to Miss Fortune die. I do believe that's it. Sit, that is a hit beaten by one on orange damage is 7. So that's 8 - his toughness, which isn't a whole lot, but it doesn't have to be the surfaces, have fact? Yes, it's up.

55:00 Is is half of that? Is true. Okay, and so now we flip the life-and-death coin, yes here I'll roll it so everyone could see it on here. Let's go kid. Okay, how do you kill this thing before it's with it was good. It's probably something cool. But you know, you got it vid way through and that's also good. Yeah, cuz a fuck this guy. So here out of slams, his shoulder and of thing. And then sweeps, its legs out from underneath it before, while it's on the ground standing over it and pointing his shotgun in its face. As he casually says, I tell you to say hi to her, but you're not going to the same place she is, and pulls the trigger and he explodes I don't know what the rating of this movie is but I think it's pretty bloody very much so definitely not s yours.

55:55 Yep. Alrighty so I am going to spend a genome point and yeah at this point you see Leo and they are a hurting unit like they're bleeding from a couple of different moons or subtract or blood coming out of their mouth possibly out of one of their ears and they let out this like blood-curdling yowl as they lunge at patient zero with everything that they are currently worth. Earth. And that's a 17-0. Yeah, that'll hit. I do believe their defense has 13. You said yes. And that is 14 damage. Okay, you destroy it.

56:37 Let's go. How do you destroy it? Let's fucking go. So, yeah, what you see after Leo lunges at them is, like, Leo leaps into the air and grabs at their arms because, like, I'm envisioning. This thing is, like, kind of trying to Lunge and grab it. Leo is Leo's coming in, Leo grabs at their arms. And if you've ever seen a cat that doesn't want their belly scratched, just like lunges their feet. Just Both feet right at this thing's head and threw it effectively and then lands in a Crouch with you know, their their hands kind of splayed beside them. And I like Leo looks up and just at the rest of the group and it's like this hurts, something clawful hahaha.

57:26 Oh my God. God damn it. And I have to make a check to make sure you don't drop that on the spot after that. Yeah. Because of the pun and then because you're dying, Fatigue attracts dust, right? The, my time into dropping dead would be kind of hilarious. I don't want it to happen but actually I kind of wanted to happen. Oh no, thanks Leah. That'll oh, bunny. Okay, so what is the actual role for the death check? Because the system isn't doing it, right? Yeah, I had this pulled up. Okay? You make a tough distract, the difficulty is 4 plus how many marks of death you have no. Merchandise could be added.

58:07 Yes. So different difficulty Fievel and go. Hey I made it whole just barely. Oh my God. Okay, yeah. Well okay, you will need serious medical attention. But you are not dead. We gotta get you to a vet stat that guess that could work. I don't think I need some food possibly subscriptions. Definitely a nap. I think you do you booze first the laughs work? Yes. All right come on kid what are we doing about this monster Factory?

58:49 Surely this like it down? I'm not opposed. I guess you see almost everyone has booked it. Everybody has fled outside. There's not really anybody left. As just the chaos as broke it down. Everyone's terrified of this which reads unfortunately. A lot of the lotus have escaped but it looks like the Lotus leaders have been dealt with or of quit. Yeah, let's do or quit. The hell yeah, let's do the classic thing. Find the flammable stuff burn, the flammable stuff. Yeah, I mean, I think we could cut away a while you're sailing out on the boat and you see? Just the island is now visible to the world, which is terrifying. Everyone, and it's on fire.

59:33 Also of Note, I You Dragon unconscious the fist out of the building before we set it on fire. Okay? And once more Sables, at least injured out of everyone and I think the next scene we see, is you in the shop with The Alchemist. I think there's a TV there by talking about a drug bust and also questions about a mysterious island. Yeah. That one's on fire. Yeah sure. Go disa faces on TV. Really. Wick is your face on TV. Would you be attached to it or not? What do you think I probably would? I wouldn't like it but I would. Yes. And you were talking to Shira Kiku and he say well I developed an antidote which should be able to deal with any folks that are still suffering from the symptoms, as long as they haven't grown horns, it should work.

1:00:27 So we should have this on hand to help anybody. Who needs help. That's, that's a good thing Haiti. Do you happen to have? Phone here by chance. Yeah, we got a phone right over there Who you gonna call? Hey, can I have that business card that we were given back the karaoke place? Yes. Yes. And yeah, so I call up by Yukiko and it's like yeah. Hey can you come down to The Alchemist shop? Somebody here that I think how hurts that I think wants to talk to you? What's funny is that he didn't and we are totally putting on That's bot here. Yeah, 100%. Poor fucker.

1:01:10 I really hope this works. She's nearby. And as she is coming in, it was raining outside but the rain seems to stop and a warm breeze is passing through the are you here cicadas humming that's the rain stops and you could hear them now and sheer geek who sort of looks up at her. It says I I never thought I'd see you again. And she looks at him and says, I've I've dreamed about you your and he says, you have to go. I can't be allowed to ruin your life. Again. We can never be G. It's a possible. You don't even know you're gone. A grabs him by the collar and says she's fucking Yakuza. Just try.

1:01:58 Ed. She sort of looks up at him. And says, I could handle a lot, and they kiss each other not so big and Brace, and this strange but beautiful couple in this strange. But beautiful city are together and they have been brought together and saved by our heroes. And that feels like an appropriate place to stop, for me. See, you would think that but I have to say one more thing 10 and we got to have our outro shots to write like No um well no do it because what's actually going to happen is as you step out, you walked by that little bit of lotus graffiti that's up on the wall by this guy thought. Oh God, what's happened?

1:02:46 All of a sudden you get sucked back into the past. Ah crap. We're about to do the time warp. Again. Splash said you land in front of a bar where You see a I guess I would call him a young Shira Kiku, but he looks the same as been pushed down by a samurai. He says, I'll kill you for what you said. Well, that is where we're going to add. We're not going to have another fight. That is yeah I think the last scene would be Leo. Lunging forward draw because they're back is the samurai again? Yeah, I'm assuming drawings there. They're Katana to kind of block.

1:03:32 Yeah, the the sword strike that's going to be incoming. I had to pay off the time travel tickets. It was good. It was very good. Thanks for listening ghosts ghouls. That binary are cast this week. Featured, Michael, who didn't want me to plug. Anything, waffle who hosts? The excellent dice fiends podcast, where you could check me out on a couple of episodes. If you want a good place to start Damien, who streams regularly on twitch under the name, magical hack, they're currently playing some blades in the dark and Nathan who you can find on Kingdom Hearts.

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