Eternal Lies 29: Daniel Does Interviews

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Daniel's Dread Tales is a show
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It may contain adult language
and adult themes.

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Last time on Eternal lies.

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What's more, fleeing a scene of
unspeakable chaos and bloodshed,

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our investigators find
themselves in Merida on the

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Yucatan Peninsula, hoping to
work their way up to a weapon

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capable of harming the gods
themselves.

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Kearns starts off by acquiring a
Tommy gun, while the rest do

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some light research on the area.
While some possibility remains

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that this is as much of A wild
goose chase as Brooks Male

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suggested, the investigators
soon find themselves on the

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receiving end of an invitation
to meet a Mr. Francisco de la

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Vega, land magnate and potential
lead.

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The die is cast.
The pact is sealed.

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May God have mercy on our souls.
It's Daniel's Tread tales.

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No.
Can no.

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You're thinking of Cancun.
Cancun is the dance with the

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skirts.
They.

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They skied off off dive off the
CN Tower.

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It's pretty funny anyway that
they run an extension cord from

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it to the ground.
So yeah, should we smash putt to

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the three of us getting back to
the hotel?

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I I was just thinking it's a
natural starting point.

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Yeah, yeah.
Because then it brings us all

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back together.
And we can talk about our, our,

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our fun times.
Yeah.

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And and Kearns is very, very bad
time.

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Well, you also have a sticky
book now too.

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Yeah.
Yeah, that's also a bad time.

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What?
Sticky book.

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Bad time.
But what bad time?

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No it it's all good.
I'm fine.

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Totally fine.
Just like lighting 1 smoke off

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of another.
Oh God, ashtray is full.

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I've had those days.
It's all good.

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It's all good.
Probably nothing.

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Hey Frank, check out my wet
book.

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No, don't look at the wet book.
It's fucked up.

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What?
I'm just showing it, you don't

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have to read it.
OK, where'd you get that?

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A creepy old man traded me a
radio for it.

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You had a radio.
Yeah, I used it to listen to

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Dick Tracy, right?
And also the news on occasion.

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Right, I remember that.
Cool.

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And we've been invited to a
dinner party.

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Have we?
Yeah, yes.

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I don't know if it's a dinner
party so much as it's a dinner.

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Yeah, I mean, anywhere the four
of us go is a party by the sheer

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nature of the fact that there's
four of us.

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Hey GB, can I can I talk to you
for a minute?

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Yeah, sure.
What's up, man?

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In private.
Yeah, Yeah, we can.

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We can take this to a different
room.

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Yeah, Let's talk.
What do you think they're

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talking about in there Smalls?
I guess, I guess we won't know

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that's not where the the bike
has gone, so we just have no

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idea what's going on in there.
Don't you dare rob this a lot.

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Rob us from.
This So we've established that

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this is basically a cheap hotel.
Is there a cheap dive bar in

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this cheap hotel?
Sure why there is whatever there

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needs to be.
Yeah, I think Smalls is going to

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fade into having a drink at the
bar after the revelations and

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what happened to him after
skimming that.

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Book and you know everything
else, but specifically skimming

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the book.
Yeah, that, well, that was kind

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of the tipping point, yeah.
All right, I think you are

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served a drink.
Anything else from that or just

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you're going to be getting no,
you're going to drink because

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you lost your pillar of sanity.
He he, he's just kind of going

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out of scene for for a minute,
OK, it's just out of focus.

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He's done.
Doesn't have anything specific

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going on.
Cool.

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OK, I guess it's just Colin now.
Oh, he's done.

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Well, guess I'm just talking to
myself over here.

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I'm not Russell.
You want to do a scene with me

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specifically?
I just don't have anything to do

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so or anything that I
specifically want to do.

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I think it's both of these
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Colin is talking to you before
realizing you're gone, but also

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Colin's.
It want stability so it goes on

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a little longer than it should.
How are you want stability

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already?
That was so fast.

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We haven't even done anything
dangerous yet.

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Oh my God.
Oh my God.

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Yeah, that's what they would say
if they were here right now,

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but.
We're not.

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But we're not.
So this is Nathan the player

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being confused.
OK.

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I I think the microphone will
now move towards the small room

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where you guys are talking.
Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, are you literally putting
us in the closet?

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Well, I mean, the rooms here are
not very nice.

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They're not much bigger than a
closet, but.

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Yeah.
Kearns has a broom stuck in his

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back the entire time.
So I How are you doing?

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You know, any urges, any weird
dreams, withdrawal symptoms,

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anything.
Not yet.

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None since Mexico City.
Yeah, I'm all right right now.

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You definitely still want to
take some nectar.

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There's no nectar around here,
so you can't.

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But this is not something that
goes away.

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A nectar craving will never go
away.

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Keeping that to myself though,
what about?

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What about?
Is this honesty?

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OK, yeah, you see right the fuck
through me.

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But before you can ask follow up
questions, JB is like how about

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how about you man?
You seem a little distracted.

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I look, I don't I don't know
what happened today.

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I am no shrink.
Could be my guilty conscience,

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could be the lack of sleep,
could be, could be all those

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steroids that I have taken to
get this incredibly buff.

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But I saw something today and
this apparition was K.

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Oh my God.
She, she was, she was there one

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moment and gone the next.
And while she was here, she was,

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she told me his gaze is upon him
now in Malta.

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She told me a little bit about
this gazer thing.

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She explained the story, the
fairy tale, and I think she was

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talking about you.
Now.

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You haven't taken any nectar
since Mexico, no?

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Correct.
None.

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Let's try to keep it that way.
Yeah, yeah.

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Thankfully it doesn't seem like
it's spread to this area yet and

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none of us have any on us
anymore.

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So.
And I'm I'm.

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I'm just sort of stuck with it
because I don't know how to get

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rid of it properly.
Yeah, that's fair enough.

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Just.
Throw it into the jungle, drop

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it out the plane anyway.
No, I'm not going.

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Into your mouth, JB.
Yeah, eat it.

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Don't put it in your mouth.
That's a bad plan for many

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reasons.
Anyway, we were having a moment.

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Yeah, let's.
Yeah, but let's just keep it

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that way.
Yeah.

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Again, I it's not that I don't
trust you, but I've seen what

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that shit does.
Yeah, yeah, I have every

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intention of never touching that
stuff again, if at all.

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Possible.
No.

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Right, you've done.
I suddenly become aware that we

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are in a very small closet.
Again, it is.

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It's not really a closet, but
yeah, yeah, no, we are.

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JB suddenly is like, is this a
should I?

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No, probably not.
This is not a good.

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Moment.
OK, 10 minutes later, yeah. 10

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minutes later, we emerge from
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JVI adjusts his shirt a little
and brushes his hair out of his

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eyes.
Anyway, yeah, good talk, Kearns.

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I'm gonna.
Kearns's fly is fully down.

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OK, good talk.
Let's let's convene with

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everyone and maybe go to a
dinner party.

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Cullen meets Smalls in the bar
eventually.

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Like only half that conversation
was to the sound of Colin

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Muffles talking to himself
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Jesus, first time with one of
these weird books, eh?

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I had heard some stories from an
old acquaintance about things

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like this.
It it was always something

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unreal.
Well, I'm finding more and more

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with this case, the unreal stuff
is the stuff that'll hurt you

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the most.
That is surprisingly profound.

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Yeah.
I get that a lot.

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I meant for Colin.
Francisco de la Vega's Manor is

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on the north side of town.
It is a sizable mansion.

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It's a neoclassical architecture
and as you arrive you are

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greeted by the owner of the
house himself stepping forward.

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Francisco de la Vega is a How
would I describe him?

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Frank Lupitas from Lost.
As I may have mentioned before,

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I've not watched Lost so I don't
know for sure, but he's like

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movie star level handsome.
He's in a nice tailored suit.

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He wears a pink rose on the left
breast of his white silk shirt.

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He's got a very classical old
fashioned sort of haircut and he

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seems very relaxed.
In fact, when you see him, even

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though he's standing outside and
walking to greet you, he has a

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Brandy snifter in his right hand
that he's swirling gently.

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Jesus Christ.
You must be the ones that I've

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heard about.
Come in, come in.

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Well, probably, though I hope
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Oh no, no, no, no, no.
I too too be clear my friend, If

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you don't mind me calling you my
friend.

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I am everyone's friend.
I just understand that you were

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asking about archaeological
matters and I am a bit of an

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expert in these sort of things
and I want to make sure that you

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are safe.
But these are not the

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conversations for outside.
Come in, come inside, come

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inside.
Before we go in, can I use sense

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trouble here?
I was actually going to say

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assess honesty.
Like how are his vibes?

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So sense trouble is a thing that
I call for.

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I will say like something is
sneaking around you sense

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trouble.
So you do not just use the sense

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trouble thing, I'll just let you
know that.

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I yes I am aware of that, but
like I am also very paranoid.

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Yeah, I like, assess honesty.
How are this man's vibes?

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He seems to be extremely
friendly, and he seems to be.

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At least you detect no lies at
the moment.

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He seems to be eager to talk to
somebody who knows about

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archaeology.
Oh boy, here we go.

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I know a bit about archaeology.
Yeah, I oh, OK.

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I I took it as part of my level
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He gives you a he gives you a
grin, sort of lifts up his very

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well polished and slender
mustache.

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Now I know that you are from the
States, but I assume you are not

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opposed to a drink.
Let's see, what do we have any

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gestures for one of his servants
to come up?

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We could get you your orders.
We have several kinds of beers.

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We have tequila, anything,
anything that you would like to

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drink, I suppose.
We also have water.

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I know that you Americans may
not want to be drinking, right?

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It's so legal up there, isn't
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That's what I've heard, just a
water for me.

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Water as well.
OK, that's fine.

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OK.
What about you?

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He gives like a sort of playful
punch on your arm.

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Kerns, you seem like you could
put a few down, no?

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He's put a lot down recently.
He has put more down than you

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can possibly fathom.
I loom nothing for me.

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Thanks.
Doesn't agree with my

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medication.
Of course, as you are walking

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through, you see that there are
what appear to be artifacts

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around.
There's like a rusty helmet, a

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decorative sword, some stone
fragments here and there.

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There seems to be that sort of
thing.

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And as you're walking by them,
he he takes a moment to walk a

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little slowly to see if you will
ask him about them.

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But it's not going to be
offended if you don't ask about

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them, if that makes sense.
With my archaeology knowledge,

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do these look authentic or do
they look like replica?

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They look authentic, especially
a couple of Mayan stone

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fragments.
Those look like all of this

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looks authentic.
That's like definitely styled in

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the helmet and sword look like
they are from Spanish

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conquistadors.
Several of the Mayan stone

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fragments look like they are
from actual Mayan sites

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throughout the Yucatan.
So yeah, I'm going to focus a

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little bit more intently on one
of the stone fragments and kind

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of make it obvious.
Impressive, don't you think?

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It is.
If you don't mind me asking,

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where did you happen upon this?
Well, very interesting.

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You see, most of them are just
laying on the ground these days.

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I have quite a bit of land and I
send my people in there and they

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find these things.
They've fallen off the walls or

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broken off the adornments from
the harsh weather over the

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years, so I bring them in here,
their will, to the Museum of

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Anthropology.
But I keep them for now.

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They're definitely a boon to
anyone's personal collection.

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I see you take quite good care
of.

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Yes.
It's great to see as a as

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somebody who appreciates some of
the ancient artifacts that can

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be found.
From my understanding, these are

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not ancient per SE.
They are, I mean, they are not

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modern.
They are, they are very old, but

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they were around when my
ancestors, well my Spanish

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ancestors, first roamed this
continent.

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This sword right here belonged
to the conquistador Francisco de

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la Bella Cazar, for whom I am
named and related to.

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That is also a very nice piece
and I bet carries a very storied

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history.
Well, my ancestor moved here

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from Cuba and befriended, one
might say conquered, associated

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with the local Mayan people.
Let's just say I am proud to

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have both Spanish and Mayan
blood in my history.

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Oh, this guy sucks.
This guy sucks.

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No, he's, he's glad that he's
proud of his heritage.

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He's got his.
He's got our effects for both of

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his heritage.
He leads you into the large

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dining room where grilled
chicken and vegetable platters

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have been.
Well, not platters, but plates

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have been set up for you
already.

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It looks very well made.
There are waters around

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actually.
Did you all order?

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I think you all ordered JB.
Did you order?

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Who didn't order?
I feel like I got 3 orders.

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Smalls.
Smalls didn't.

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I didn't.
Yeah, I didn't get offered

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anything.
Do you happen to have Brandy?

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It's not my particular favorite,
but we might have something in

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the the cellar.
Lupe, let's see if you could

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find my friend.
I'm sorry I didn't catch your

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name.
We can discuss that in a moment.

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Get my friend the the professor.
Are you a professor?

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You're very knowledgeable.
Can find some Brandy for him if

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you would.
Doctor Smalls.

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Doctor Smalls.
Ah, nice to meet you.

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I I suppose.
I know this is a very awkward

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sort of thing for me to invite
you here without even really

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knowing your names, but as I
mentioned, my name is Francisco

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de la Vega.
I've met Doctor Smalls here.

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That's a doctor in what?
Doctor in psychology, actually.

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Oh, the human mind is a
fascinating thing, my friend.

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And you, Sir?
He's gesturing towards.

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JBJB Falk.
I'm a writer and Ioffer him to a

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handshake.
He gives you an enthusiastic

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handshake.
A writer.

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Anything I would have read.
You don't strike me as the

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murder mystery type,
unfortunately.

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Oh no, not really.
That seems all too dreadful for

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me.
Shame JB does not like this guy.

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JB does not like this guy at
all.

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You'll have to tell me the name.
You'll have to tell me the name

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of your books, though.
I'm always looking to read

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something new.
Is it in I suppose it's in

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English, right.
I I can read that.

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Oh, yes.
So thank you.

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Thank you very much.
Take your seat.

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Take your seat.
And you, Sir, with that, I'm

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sorry to say it the the one arm.
Trips Daily photographer.

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Mr. Daly.
Nice to meet you, Mr. Daly.

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I should have said my name was
my was Greg Bojones.

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I, I, I, I'm sorry to, to bring
up the arm.

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I just, I don't know if it's one
of those things that we should

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like be dancing around.
I figure just be direct and say,

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hey, I've noticed you don't have
an arm.

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That's fine.
Do you need like any sort of

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like special silverware or
anything with that?

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Oh, am I being patronizing?
I hope I'm not.

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Nah, I should probably get a
hook it sometime.

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OK, OK, excellent, excellent.
Got a hook around a.

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Hook.
We could find a hook of some

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sort.
Do you need?

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Does it?
Do you have something that it

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attaches to?
Nah, I can figure it out.

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Okay.
Duct tape is not a thing yet,

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Russell.
I decisively approve of you

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capital F fucking with this guy.
As Lupe comes back with the

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Brandy for Doctor Smalls, he
says Lupe, a bit of an odd

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request.
Could you get a hook for Mr.

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Daly here?
A hook.

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They they chattel it.
Yes, a hook.

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Get him a hook.
The man needs a hook.

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Sorry.
Lupe's.

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Lupe's really the best.
I'm sure she'll find something.

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All right, good luck.
She does not look as confident

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as he does.
I believe in Lupe.

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OK, finally.
And you Sir, what?

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What was your name?
Is it Hercules?

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Close.
It's Steve.

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I'm not sure how that's close.
Is that a?

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Is that a pun I don't get?
It makes more sense in English.

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I speak no, maybe I don't speak
English as well as I think I do.

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Yeah, Steve cut the Crappington.
Why are we here?

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Well, I appreciate your
directness.

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I understand that.
I heard you mention Chichin Juul

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Juul, and I want to tell you two
things about it.

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One, it's just a few crumbled
walls and an old well, I'm

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afraid there's very little
reason for you to be visiting

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there.
But two, it would be very

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dangerous for you to visit
there, I think.

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Do you know that an expedition
recently left to go visit that

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site and never returned?
How recently I.

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Think it was 2 weeks ago they
arrived or well they left

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anyway.
They came to me and asked me for

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permission to travel on my
lands.

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I think I assumed you would do
eventually.

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Well, we just got into that, but
we're actually.

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Associating.
Yes, I understand.

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Yes.
You just came into town.

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Yes.
So I, I wanted to give you some

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advice that that land is not
completely safe.

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It exists outside the bounds of
our civilized society.

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You understand now I do own the
land.

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I do my best to keep it safe.
But once you get further and

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further out, there are bandits
and they've been known to rob

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and I'm sorry to say, kill
particularly white folks such as

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yourself who visit the area.
So that's the main thing I

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wanted to say.
Now I know you may be set on

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visiting this place, in which
case I understand, but I just

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wanted to caution you against
it.

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Well, you see, that previous
expedition is actually the one

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we were supposed to be with.
We're hoping to catch up with

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them, but things took a little
longer than it planned.

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Really.
You were with the other

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expedition.
Yep, I guess they figured they

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could get on without their
photographer, psychologist and

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book writer.
Crazy, I know.

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Yes, well, I'm sorry to say that
they have disappeared into the

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jungle.
I do hope that they come out,

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but I do not believe that they
will.

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Well, as harrowing as you make
it sound, we're sort of

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obligated to catch up with them.
I understand your friends may

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have already been killed by
bandits, but I understand.

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I understand.
When he says I don't believe

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they will, does it says honesty
tell me anything?

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In general, this guy is
withholding some information

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from you.
That's about all you're getting.

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OK, so let me see if I
understand correctly.

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You're just a benevolent well
wisher who invited us to their

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house just to caution US against
going into the jungle.

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Mostly yes.
Well, Sir, this could have been

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a telegram.
Why are we actually here?

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Mr. Kearns, I understand your
skepticism at the moment.

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Mr. de la Vega, we definitely
appreciate the warning that you

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are giving and as they are your
lands, we will be seeking your

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approval to access.
Is there anything more that you

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can tell us about the bandits in
this area?

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As it is your land you you may
not be able to completely stop

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them, but I'm I'm sure you would
be able to assist us as you are

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concerned, at least nominally
with our safety.

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My friend, I am concerned with
everyone's safety, not just

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nominally.
Now I will say this, the

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previous expedition, your
friends with the Dominguez I

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believe was his name.
They also refused my advice,

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although they did take my advice
when I recommended them a guide.

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That guide is no longer around,
but perhaps I could direct you

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to a proper guide to help you
find the right way through the

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jungle.
That is about all I could say,

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because there are things of the
jungle that are dangerous

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besides armed men.
The armed men are perhaps the

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most dangerous, but you know,
there are wild animals,

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sinkholes, quicksand.
Yes, I I do definitely

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understand that now we have
actually been looking into some

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potential guides, however is
there anywhere that you could

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suggest we could go to better
outfit ourselves for the

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journey?
Lupe is taking a while with that

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hook.
Yeah, Lupe has not found the

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fucking hook.
I was all for a fucking with de

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la Vega, but now I feel bad that
we've tasked Lupe with this

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bullshit.
Yeah, she's outside having a

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smoke break.
She knows she's not going to

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find anything.
I'm going to ask you guys this.

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So this conversation is going
on.

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Are you trying to make him
believe like truly, are you

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trying to make him believe that
you are with the other

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expedition?
Or are you just saying that

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knowing he's not going to
believe you?

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Well, I think Colin is trying to
give that impression, but I'm

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not sure about the rest of us.
OK.

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Giving the impression that which
impression that you?

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Actually were with the.
That you were with the other

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group, OK.
Yeah, Smalls is going along with

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that.
OK, I'm going to ask you to

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spend a number of points that
you would like to spend to

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convince De la Vega, because
right now, without spending any

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points, he's going to think you
are lying to him because you are

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lying to him.
And he is a 100 cents on a

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state.
Yeah.

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Oh, that's fair.
So.

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Is there a threshold we need to
meet or are we guessing a

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number?
One point or two points your

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call about how many you would
like to spend.

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I'll give two points of
reassurance.

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I'm willing to spend a point as
well if it can be split up

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between both of us.
That way we only have to spend 1

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each.
All right.

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OK.
So I'm just getting like the

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vibe of the conversation,
whether it's believing you or

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not.
I also would suggest that you

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get one of the local guides to
assist you.

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I know you don't necessarily
know the region that this is in,

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unless did your previous
expedition give you a map of

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sorts?
Not so much start to get the

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feeling we were less valuable
members of staff.

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There was some pranks involved.
You know.

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Yeah, that Dominguez.
Quite the joker.

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Yes, he did seem to imply that
he his but compatriots within

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his organization were
disorganized.

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It's OK, you can say
incompetent, we've heard it

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before.
Hell, we've said it before.

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Yeah, so I suppose you would
have poor things to say about

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this, Mr. Brooks.
You wouldn't we all start

458
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:05,400
laughing.
Color stops himself and just

459
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:09,200
nods stoically.
I mean, I'm I don't laugh.

460
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:12,520
I I only laugh when I'm losing
my shit.

461
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:15,000
So at.
The very least JB is definitely

462
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,560
laughing.
Francisco sort of joints in the

463
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,160
laughter as everybody is
laughing.

464
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:22,200
What are we laughing about?
I grin crookedly.

465
00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:27,080
I would recommend that you find
Pablo Garza.

466
00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:33,000
He is the best guide now to help
you find what you're looking

467
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,640
for.
The best thing that I would say

468
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:37,920
for you, though, you know, speak
to those guys that are around,

469
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:43,080
but do avoid that Rick Luke
fellow.

470
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:46,320
He's an American who's come into
town recently.

471
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:48,880
He has no idea what he's talking
about.

472
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:52,600
Also, he has two first names.
Doesn't seem right.

473
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:55,400
Sounds like a villain for some
reason.

474
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:57,040
I don't know anything about
that.

475
00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:00,600
He's eager, he's a capable
enough fellow, but he doesn't

476
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:03,120
know the jungles very well.
That's honesty.

477
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:06,320
He does not think Rick Luke is
competent.

478
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:09,480
Fair enough.
But the description I don't

479
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:10,120
either.
Yeah.

480
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:12,840
OK.
Just new in town.

481
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:14,880
You don't want that from a
guide, right?

482
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:17,040
Yeah.
Exactly.

483
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:20,640
After that sort of chat, unless
there's anything else that we

484
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:23,280
want to talk about the
expedition, he does sort of turn

485
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:27,280
the conversation back to just
sort of archaeology, small talk,

486
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:30,240
things like that.
We were on an archaeological dig

487
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:33,280
in What was it, Ethiopia a while
back.

488
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:36,960
Found some interesting things.
You know, I don't really know a

489
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:41,800
lot about archaeology outside of
Mesoamerica, particularly the

490
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:45,040
Mayans, though I've learned a
thing or two about the Aztecs as

491
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:46,920
well, a little further up in
Mexico.

492
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:50,880
What did you find in Ethiopia?
From what I understand, the

493
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:53,240
Italians have been finding
interesting things there

494
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:55,120
recently.
Oh geez.

495
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,720
Wow.
Well, ancient cultures.

496
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:02,240
Fragments of things better off
lost, truly.

497
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:03,960
There are many such things in
this world.

498
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:08,440
But do tell me, have you, have
you been to Ethiopia?

499
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:10,960
Have you had some some
adventures in the desert?

500
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:15,320
Tell me all about it.
I do so in extremely broad

501
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:18,320
strokes.
Do you mention like for instance

502
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:20,440
fighting the bandits on the
train?

503
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:21,920
Yes, big time.
OK.

504
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,440
I think I show him the bullet
hole.

505
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:29,000
Yeah, when he's that is truly
dreadful.

506
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:33,160
I'm so glad that you're OK.
Is that is that what happened to

507
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:35,320
your arm?
Oh no, that was a different

508
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:35,840
thing.
That was.

509
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:37,400
A.
It was in Ethiopia though.

510
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:41,600
To be perfectly frank, I don't
know if I need to hear that part

511
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:45,120
of the story.
Well, suffice it to say, it went

512
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:47,680
bad.
On yeah, sounds like.

513
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:53,000
It I mean point of order, I
think it went as good as it

514
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:58,680
could have.
But the arm went bad in the most

515
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:01,920
literal way.
Part of me wants to describe the

516
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:06,880
act of cutting off his arm in
his graphic detail as possible

517
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:10,280
just to fuck with Vega, but I
don't think I'm going to do that

518
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:12,920
but know that I'm seriously
considering it.

519
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:18,720
Okay.
I think maybe I spot your your

520
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:21,880
trademark I'm about to fuck with
you face and I'm mouth don't.

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543
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:39,760
Lupe has brought a hook.
It clearly is something maybe

544
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:44,640
meant more for gardening or
actually no used to like hang up

545
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:48,200
a plant from like a wall or
something but.

546
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:51,840
Is it a fucking coat hanger?
It is not a coat hanger.

547
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:55,600
It's like a plant hook.
It's like a like a metal fig

548
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:58,760
used to hang up a plant on a
that's that's or something.

549
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:03,600
That's just as funny, though.
Yeah, it's also not what you

550
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:05,520
want at all.
Well, I don't think you really

551
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:07,640
wanted a hook at all.
Right now I've got nothing, so

552
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:11,920
it's probably better.
Yes, arguable.

553
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:16,360
Thank you very much, Lupe.
Isn't she the best great girl?

554
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,760
Oh fantastic.
However much he's paying Lupe,

555
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:23,880
it's not enough.
Is she keeping a straight face?

556
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:26,560
Yeah, she's, you know, it's part
of the job, man.

557
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:30,800
It seems like he has weirdos in
all the time and sometimes asks

558
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:34,320
for odd things.
Yeah, the reason this took so

559
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:35,800
long is because they gave out
the good.

560
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:40,720
I will note while he is drinking
a little bit, he is not like

561
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:43,880
getting sloshed or anything.
He's just, you know, he's got

562
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:46,800
maybe a little bit of a buzz,
but he does, he is not drinking

563
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:48,840
to excess or anything like that.
I get.

564
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:56,000
You well, I suppose that's that
you do have my permission that

565
00:33:56,000 --> 00:34:00,760
I, I grant it to you, he says.
He sort of raises his arms and

566
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:04,480
like waves them around in like
some sort of mock ceremony as he

567
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:07,840
says this.
And it just been a pleasure

568
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:11,000
meeting you, fascinating stories
about Ethiopia.

569
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:14,920
When you get back from your
trip, which again, I do caution

570
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,440
you, there's really no reason to
do it.

571
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:19,239
But if you insist on going on
this trip, you'll have to come

572
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:22,199
back and tell me what you've
seen out there.

573
00:34:22,679 --> 00:34:25,080
Oh, absolutely.
Although I hope you find

574
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:29,400
something interesting again,
it's not a lot, just some

575
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:33,400
crumbled walls and cenote.
Well, maybe Timmy's done that

576
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:36,199
well.
I don't know if that reference

577
00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:39,679
makes sense yet.
I don't get what you're saying

578
00:34:39,679 --> 00:34:41,080
but OK.
American humor.

579
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:45,199
Don't worry about it.
Well I will say this, I hope no

580
00:34:45,199 --> 00:34:48,639
one comes looking for your
expedition in the future.

581
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:53,280
As do I.
Goodbye everybody, continues

582
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:58,760
standing around awkwardly.
So can we leave?

583
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:00,720
Oh yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, of course this

584
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:02,800
conversation is happening like
as you're walking.

585
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,520
Out.
Yeah, Time to time to Skidoo.

586
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,640
Does not knock over your
artifacts in the hall on the way

587
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:08,280
out.
Yeah.

588
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:13,240
Yeah, I think when I realized
that there's going to be no

589
00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:16,840
goons jumping out at us and
we're we can actually leave, I'm

590
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:21,600
just going to awkwardly point at
the shelf full of curious and

591
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:27,640
say cool sword.
Yes, it is rather cool.

592
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:35,600
This guy seems like he is a
generous, maybe a little naive,

593
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:40,120
plutocrat.
Yeah, I've I'm out of things to

594
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:44,640
say to this guy.
Let's let's Yeah, I think we

595
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:47,280
just.
You know, the guy trying to live

596
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:51,040
his best life regardless of
anybody else.

597
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:53,480
OK, let's go find this Garza
fella.

598
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:55,920
Yeah, so I'm going to tell you
this.

599
00:35:56,520 --> 00:36:01,000
There are three possible guides
that you could hire to take you

600
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:05,240
through the jungle.
One is Pablo Garza, another one

601
00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:10,800
is Guillermo Castillo and the
third one is Rick Luke.

602
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:14,640
Yeah, I don't think we should go
to Rick Luke for this.

603
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:16,280
Well, maybe we should talk to
him.

604
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:20,800
This is me personally.
I also don't trust someone who

605
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:23,680
has more than one first name in
their name.

606
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:26,640
Yes, JB's name is John Beatrice
Falk.

607
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:32,160
Don't worry about it.
The secret revealed at last.

608
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:36,320
His last name is Luke.
He just says 2 first names.

609
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:37,800
Just one of them is his last
name.

610
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:41,160
Yeah, and, and JB's middle name
is also a first name.

611
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:45,880
But you know, also, I swear I've
said my full name on this show

612
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:48,840
at least once.
Not, not that I recall, no.

613
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:53,240
I sort of just want to check out
Rick Luke, just because this

614
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:57,560
Francisco guy told us not to.
Yeah, I want to check him out

615
00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:00,360
just to see how bad he is.
Yeah, both valid.

616
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:03,880
I kind of wanted to check out
Guillermo because he's the one

617
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:10,680
that we know of that de la Vega
did not suggest and like de la

618
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,000
Vega was hiding something.
We just don't know what.

619
00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:15,720
Well, I kind of suspect that
this ruin is more than a couple

620
00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:17,920
walls in a cenote.
Well, yeah, there's that.

621
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:20,880
I would hope it is or this whole
thing is going to be out of a

622
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:23,160
waste of time.
Yeah, who do we want to talk to?

623
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:25,320
Yeah, I think it's time for some
job interviews.

624
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:29,800
I think the majority wants to
talk to Nick Luke.

625
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,000
OK, Rick.
Luke, Huh?

626
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,800
OK.
Why do you say it like this?

627
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:38,080
I just said it like that because
I'm pulling up my notes.

628
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:40,840
That makes sense.
That makes sense.

629
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:44,240
And I'm trying to just say his
name normally instead of saying

630
00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:47,280
uh, so that's what I'm doing
that.

631
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:53,960
Yeah, good luck.
Oh I know it's bad, but Rick

632
00:37:54,040 --> 00:38:02,040
Luke is an American explorer.
God, I just did it immediately.

633
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:05,600
Rick, Luke is an American
explorer.

634
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,840
Do you go to him?
Do you give him a call and

635
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:12,800
invite him to a place of your
choosing?

636
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:16,520
Are you gonna, like, set up an
interview table in your hotel

637
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:18,080
room?
What's the plan?

638
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:19,920
In our hotel room?
Absolutely not.

639
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:22,200
We definitely set up the
interview table though.

640
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:26,840
Yes, like a a cafe.
Not a great cafe, but better

641
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:29,400
than our awful hotel.
Yeah, we we don't want them to

642
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,360
know where we sleep.
There's that as well.

643
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:50,760
Rick Luke is a American.
He appears to be around 30 years

644
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:53,720
old.
He's wearing tight pants with a

645
00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:56,800
loose cream colored shirt.
He's got a well maintained

646
00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:00,560
goatee and he's wearing a pistol
in a holster that he has over

647
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:04,680
his shoulder.
He is very excited to meet you.

648
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,960
He offers a handshake to all of
you.

649
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:11,400
All right.
Kerns, follow me, OK?

650
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:14,360
We both reached to shake his
hand at the same time.

651
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:18,520
He reaches and shakes both
hands.

652
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:20,640
He sort of crosses his hands to
do it too.

653
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:24,800
Shit I wasn't expecting.
Honestly, I respect the hostage.

654
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:25,920
Freaking out Kerns, what do I
do?

655
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:28,360
Yeah, I respect it.
Yeah, he's quick.

656
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,400
Hey.
Open carry though.

657
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:36,560
My name's Rick.
Rick Luke, and I heard you were

658
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:38,480
getting ready to go into the
jungle.

659
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:40,520
Is that right?
Where'd you hear that from?

660
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:45,280
Well, that's why you called me
here, so I suppose I've kind of

661
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:49,000
wasted your time by saying you
want to go into the jungle, but

662
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:50,520
yes.
I like this guy.

663
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:56,680
I am.
I am your man, he says with a

664
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,280
shiny smile.
Wow.

665
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:02,560
Now this smile is so shiny.
Yeah, look at those teeth.

666
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:07,560
Now here's the thing.
There may be other guides around

667
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:12,800
here, but I'm more than a guide.
I am a fellow archaeologist.

668
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:20,440
I am a comrade in science and
expeditioning.

669
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:22,520
These are the folks you're going
to find.

670
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:24,400
OK, what do you know about the
jungle?

671
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:26,400
I'm sorry.
What do you know about the

672
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:28,560
jungle?
What do I know about the jungle?

673
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:33,160
I know plenty about the jungle.
I've been through every goddamn

674
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:36,040
jungle on the planet, while I
may not have been.

675
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:43,480
All right, name 2.
I've been through the Amazon and

676
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:46,160
I've been through most of the
Yucatan jungle here.

677
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:50,360
I went actually less northward
to where you would be heading.

678
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:53,440
I headed more east.
I have seen all sorts of things

679
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:56,320
in the ruins here and I'm
looking to check a few more off

680
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:57,800
the books.
You know what I mean.

681
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:03,640
There is no real detailed
information about Chichen Ijul.

682
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:08,240
There's only one book written by
a Doctor Cartwright in 1846.

683
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:13,640
Now I'm looking for a new
challenge and I'm going to write

684
00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:16,000
the definitive book on the
subject.

685
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:19,880
Seems like it'll be good fun.
Now, this book that you found

686
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:22,920
by.
Yeah, Mr. Cartwright, did you

687
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:26,040
find that in the local library?
Because we have a suspicion that

688
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:28,160
the selection here isn't all
that great.

689
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:31,400
Yeah, I did notice that there's
very little information.

690
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:33,480
Yeah.
What can you expect?

691
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:35,400
This guy did is doing the same
thing as us.

692
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:37,440
He didn't research this place
before he came here.

693
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:39,720
No, that's why I came here.
I researched this place

694
00:41:39,720 --> 00:41:41,120
beforehand.
Oh, OK.

695
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:44,040
I know a lot about the the, I
can tell you quite a bit about

696
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:45,120
it.
I've done a lot of research

697
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:46,840
beforehand.
The sort of thing you should

698
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,480
have done.
I didn't actually say that, but

699
00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:51,920
I I.
Sounded like it through.

700
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:55,520
A God named Daniel was saying
that through.

701
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:59,720
Dan's saying that.
Dan's saying that one to us.

702
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:02,480
Dan's so good at playing an
American.

703
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,920
There's not just the book
written by Doctor Cartwright

704
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:13,240
now, there is also an account
from a conquistador named

705
00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:17,520
Francisco de Balacazar, who
vanished with a dozen soldiers

706
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:20,360
and explorers in the area in
1518.

707
00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:23,600
Must have turned back up at some
point though, I'm thinking.

708
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:27,040
Right, Right.
Isn't that descendants work?

709
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:32,400
I mean, maybe he.
Yeah, that's what that's what I

710
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,600
was gonna say, yeah.
Maybe.

711
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:38,840
Yeah, there's a cryptic message
that one of the guides says in

712
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:41,840
the diary that was found, it
says I am no jewel.

713
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:46,400
I will not go to their place.
Promising gentlemen, do you have

714
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:50,320
any questions for Mr. Luke here?
I'm is he on cocaine or

715
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:53,840
something?
No, he's not on any sort of

716
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:59,600
substances.
You may or may not have noticed

717
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:01,200
that I've been a bit twitchy
lately.

718
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:06,200
I'm sorry, is, is this a
confession that that Kearns is

719
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:09,160
on cocaine or that Renee is on
cocaine?

720
00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:15,880
No, Kearns has just not taken
any morphine since.

721
00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:18,200
He's OK.
Oh yeah, that'd do it.

722
00:43:18,240 --> 00:43:20,080
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.

723
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:23,200
Yep.
That was earlier today though

724
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:25,120
those.
Withdrawal symptoms, That's not

725
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:26,840
the full.
Extent of the question problem.

726
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:32,640
Wow, that's not great, man.
Oh.

727
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:40,200
So what sort of vibe is Nick
Luke giving off here?

728
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:43,120
Or sorry Rick Luke, what sort of
vibe is he giving off?

729
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:46,080
Like does assess honesty give me
anything on him?

730
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:50,600
Look, he's exaggerating
occasionally, but he seems like

731
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:53,880
an honest guy.
He the exaggerations he's giving

732
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,200
you are not the kind of
exaggerations you would get if

733
00:43:56,200 --> 00:44:00,960
you were like a true liar.
It is a guy exaggerating a

734
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:03,800
little bit to get hired.
Yeah, that's.

735
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:05,440
Does he seem like he's full of
shit?

736
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:09,320
No, he does not seem like he's
full of shit.

737
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:12,800
All right, all right.
So yeah, Smalls is just kind of

738
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,720
nodding along as he's talking.
I don't know if I want to hire

739
00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:19,240
him necessarily, but I sort of
want to let him tug along.

740
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:23,520
I definitely think we should put
a pin in him.

741
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:25,800
I kind of want to interview all
of our options.

742
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,400
OK, yeah, I should have seen
that one coming.

743
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:33,920
Well, of course, Mr. Luke, would
you be interested in joining us

744
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:38,880
more on a scientific capacity
rather than solely as a guide?

745
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:41,720
I assumed that would be the
case.

746
00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:44,880
I'm not going to lie, I would be
guiding you there, but I intend

747
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:46,640
to take some pictures and write
a book about it.

748
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:51,400
Well, what I'm saying is that
you'd be more focusing on

749
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:54,360
scientific support rather than
guiding us, and we'd leave that

750
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:57,160
to somebody else.
Well, I'll have you know that

751
00:44:57,160 --> 00:45:00,080
I'm trained in archaeology, the
local languages.

752
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:02,960
I've traveled through many a
jungle, Mexico.

753
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:06,360
She's my one true love, and I
think I'm the best man for the

754
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:09,400
job.
But maybe, maybe we could work

755
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:13,880
something like that.
I don't know if I could really.

756
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:18,000
I need a job.
Yeah.

757
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:22,880
I think what my companion is
saying here is we're willing to

758
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:26,800
have you come along and work
with, but what we may need is

759
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:31,200
somebody who is more acquainted
with the specific geography of

760
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:34,680
the era.
I would say you could make a one

761
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:38,280
point bargain spend to convince
him of this.

762
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:43,720
Done.
Well, I suppose I could make

763
00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:47,000
quite a bit of money with the
information that I find.

764
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:50,200
Oh, you'll be paid, of course,
but we're not going to have you

765
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:53,840
tag along unpaid.
Oh, well, yes, definitely,

766
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:54,560
definitely.
Then.

767
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:56,440
Yes.
He was thinking that he was

768
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:58,640
going to come along without
getting paid, and in fact, he

769
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:01,600
was cozying up to that idea.
But Oh no, definitely.

770
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:03,160
I do appreciate the idea of
being paid.

771
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:05,120
Yes, definitely.
I'm not worried about money.

772
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:06,360
Can't take it with me when I
die.

773
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:10,440
Chicks watch.
After that, I'm picturing Smalls

774
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:14,960
is sitting next to JB like on
the other side from Kearns.

775
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,160
Colin and I are kind of
bookending.

776
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:24,200
Smalls is just going to kind of
turn to JB and be like almost

777
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:28,840
had him for free quietly so only
JB can hear he.

778
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:31,720
He was going to be willing to
pay for the privilege.

779
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:38,520
Yeah, I.
OK, well I will have you know

780
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:42,960
that I could be your guide, but
if I'm just hanging out with you

781
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:47,760
all and finding out the truth
about these crazy ruins, I don't

782
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:50,120
have a problem with that one
iota.

783
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:53,360
All right.
How's he looking, this Rick Luke

784
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:56,440
guy like?
He looks exactly like Scoops we

785
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:59,320
got the same actor.
What do you mean?

786
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:02,800
How's he looking?
Like should he turn on us?

787
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:06,280
How easy it is to.
Good trains take him in a fight,

788
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:08,960
yeah.
He's sizing him up.

789
00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:12,320
Sizing him up.
Ocular pat down.

790
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:16,120
God damn it, how would you size
him up?

791
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:19,440
I'm trying to figure out like
because I have AI have a stat

792
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,480
line for him.
I'm just trying to figure out

793
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:23,880
what I want to do to make you
figure that out.

794
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:26,920
You know what?
Ask me what are his stats?

795
00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:29,000
Accounting.
Unhelpful.

796
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:35,160
Do not tell us his accounting.
I think the most narrative one

797
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:37,480
would almost be athletics
because that would be the one

798
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:38,360
that like.
Yeah.

799
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:40,480
That's like if you're sizing
someone up, that would be the

800
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:42,280
most apparent I think. 10
Athletics.

801
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:44,480
I have 10 athletics.
Yeah.

802
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:49,200
So he looks pretty strong.
Yeah, I'll give you one more

803
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:51,960
skill question.
Firearms. 5.

804
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:55,720
OK.
I was going to ask ask Health,

805
00:47:55,720 --> 00:47:57,480
but.
If we're worried about him

806
00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:59,720
turning on us, the combat skills
make more sense.

807
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:03,040
Yeah, that's fine.
This guy, this guy doesn't seem

808
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:04,520
like he's gonna turn on Dude.
This guy seems nice.

809
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:06,480
I don't.
Know he's American.

810
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:09,600
You know when you when.
You're lying.

811
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:13,520
You always get pitchy.
No, no, I just get pitchy

812
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:16,280
whenever I'm saying something
that is.

813
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:19,840
Obviously if it was a lie, it
would be funny if it was a.

814
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:22,200
Lie.
Yeah, to be fair, we do usually

815
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:25,160
have one person per arc that
actually helps us.

816
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:29,200
Could be this guy.
Yeah, maybe you're going to have

817
00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:31,600
multiple people help you.
You have multiple people help

818
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:33,840
you in Mexico City.
Maybe the people in Mexico are

819
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:36,160
just kind of a nicer group.
Yeah.

820
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:41,000
That this reminds me, Mr. Luke,
are you part of any ancient

821
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,480
organizations?
We've run into it a lot in our

822
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:46,920
efforts.
Ancient organizations mean like

823
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:51,560
like a Freemason.
Yeah, Freemasons, Templar, just

824
00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:54,160
sort of nomadic tribe.
Illuminati.

825
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:56,400
Can't say anything like that,
no.

826
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:58,640
Well, of course you couldn't
wake.

827
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:08,840
OK oh this this this arc is
hilarious so far.

828
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:12,280
Well, I will tell you you've
talked to the silliest candidate

829
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:14,920
first, yeah.
This is true.

830
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:18,200
OK, let's talk to the.
Other guy, thank you for your

831
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:19,160
time.
There's two other guys.

832
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:21,120
We'll be in touch.
All right, bring in the next

833
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:27,200
candidates.
They're all sitting outside, you

834
00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:29,120
know they're in suits with their
resumes perfect.

835
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:35,520
Twiddling their thumbs, nervous.
How about the one whom de la

836
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:39,200
Vega recommended?
OK, Pablo Garza only speaks

837
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:42,680
Spanish and Mayan, so some of
you were gonna have.

838
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:46,600
All right.
I am out of this conversation.

839
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:49,840
Good night everybody.
As am I.

840
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:51,640
Hello.
Yeah.

841
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:53,760
Mr. Garza, you come highly
recommended.

842
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:59,000
Can you tell us about yourself?
He smiles and shrugs a little

843
00:49:59,000 --> 00:49:59,800
bit all.
Right.

844
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:01,360
I'm going to mark that down as a
no.

845
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:08,040
No, I I have been doing this for
a very long time.

846
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:10,760
For the record, I didn't really
describe him.

847
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:15,240
He's a man in his mid maybe late
30s so it's a little hard to

848
00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:18,880
tell unless you just want to
straight up ask him his age.

849
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:26,200
He has sharp cheekbones, he's
wearing comfortable clothes, he

850
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:29,240
has short black cropped hair,
and as you notice, he's a

851
00:50:29,240 --> 00:50:32,240
missing a little bit of his left
little finger.

852
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:36,680
Competition.
He is fingering a golden

853
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:39,440
crucifix that he wears while
talking to you.

854
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:44,800
So how long is long time?
Since I was a kid, I more or

855
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:48,760
less grew up in these jungles.
It was a way to make money.

856
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:52,920
I was a Porter when I was
growing up and now I hire the

857
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:54,880
porters and lead people in
there.

858
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:57,680
We've heard talk of bandits in
the area, do you know anything

859
00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,800
about them?
There are bandits in the area,

860
00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:03,640
yes.
Now if you are careful they can

861
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:09,080
be avoided and if you move with
enough confidence and enough

862
00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:13,160
weaponry they could be
intimidated to back off.

863
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:16,720
Most of the time.
I will say I have been robbed

864
00:51:16,720 --> 00:51:20,560
once or twice by bandits.
That is a risk of the job.

865
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:24,520
But if you give them what they
want, they usually won't kill

866
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:26,560
you.
At least they haven't killed me

867
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:31,160
usually.
Well, I hesitate to say this,

868
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:36,400
but people that look like you
are not the favorite of some of

869
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:39,080
the bandits.
Not a fan of amputees.

870
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:41,400
Oh no, wait, white folk, I get
it.

871
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:42,240
Sorry.
Yes.

872
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:44,360
Is that what happened to the
other expedition?

873
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:49,400
That may be the case.
S S Honesty.

874
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:51,320
He seems to be telling the
truth.

875
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:52,960
He doesn't seem to know about
that.

876
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:56,520
He seems nervous.
Not nervous, like there's some

877
00:51:56,520 --> 00:52:01,600
sort of like great secret or
whatever, but he says the jungle

878
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:07,480
can be dangerous.
They say that Chichen Jjul is

879
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:12,080
haunted, if you believe that
sort of thing by ghosts.

880
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:14,760
There's plenty of things in the
jungle that I can't explain.

881
00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:17,360
No, no.
But see ghosts, They're

882
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:19,480
incorporeal.
They're not something to be too

883
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:21,280
worried about.
If it's haunted by something

884
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:22,760
living, that's when it gets
scary.

885
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:26,480
Well, like I said, I know the
jungle very well.

886
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:31,200
I still can't explain everything
that I've seen there, but I

887
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:32,720
could get you to where you need
to be.

888
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:35,720
I like this guy.
I don't say it.

889
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:40,240
I like this guy.
What's got you so nervous?

890
00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:45,760
Is it just going into the jungle
or something darker?

891
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:49,120
The last expedition that went
did not come back.

892
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:50,520
Oh yeah, I guess that makes
sense.

893
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:55,440
Neither did their guide.
Yes, looking at this, he's maybe

894
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:58,120
trying to decide whether if he
even wants to come along with

895
00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:01,760
you.
I have lots of experience in the

896
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:04,200
jungle.
I know some of the best men for

897
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:08,880
the job.
I can hire porters for a

898
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:14,200
competitive rate, and this is a
short expedition.

899
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:19,520
And I assume you won't be
spending too much time in this

900
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:23,320
city now.
I'm sorry, are you trying to

901
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:27,640
find Chichen Azul or are you
trying to find Dominguez's

902
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:29,480
people?
Well, with any luck, they'll be

903
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:32,880
the same spot, right?
Well, yes, but what is your

904
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:35,840
ultimate goal?
I suppose to find Chichen Azul.

905
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:40,880
Well I will hire probably 4
porters travelling with us would

906
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:43,760
be the right amount.
That should be able to be enough

907
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:46,560
for about a week's worth of
supplies.

908
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:49,840
And do you know anything about
the previous expedition, what

909
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:51,760
they thought was sufficient?
I don't.

910
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:55,400
I wasn't part of their logistics
team.

911
00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:57,520
Sure, but word gets around
right?

912
00:53:58,240 --> 00:54:00,280
I don't know how many they
brought.

913
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:03,640
I there were many more of them,
so they would have they brought

914
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:06,280
many more porters.
All right, fair enough.

915
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:09,760
So conceivable somebody could
still be out there.

916
00:54:10,240 --> 00:54:12,120
I hope so.
If they're being held for

917
00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:15,360
ransom, they may all still be
alive now.

918
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:18,680
No ransom note has been
delivered, but perhaps you will

919
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:22,600
be the ones to pay the rents.
Yeah.

920
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,400
Sure.
OK, what about the last guy?

921
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:29,320
Well, we could talk to Smalls
and the other guy.

922
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:30,280
What?
The fuck?

923
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:40,440
This has happened before.
Sometimes rain goes slow.

924
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:45,760
As far as Smalls is concerned,
he would just kind of can think

925
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:52,480
about it for a minute and say we
should probably plan for 10 days

926
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:55,520
rather than just a week just to
be on the safe.

927
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:57,800
Certainly.
JB Any.

928
00:54:57,800 --> 00:55:00,040
Thoughts.
No, I think that's fair.

929
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:02,520
I think that's completely fair,
yeah.

930
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:04,200
Better to be over prepared than
under.

931
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:05,400
Prepared.
Yeah, exactly.

932
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:07,560
Yeah, we're gonna need a fuck
ton of bug spread.

933
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:11,320
Bringing too many supplies into
the jungle can weigh you down,

934
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:13,600
but.
Oh, are we doing encumbrance

935
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:17,120
rules?
Not explicitly, but you know,

936
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:20,160
for your like, narrative stuff,
it's just a little awkward to

937
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:23,200
move through the jungle.
Or slower and easier for bandits

938
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:24,640
to catch us.
That too.

939
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:30,800
I mean, I'm probably the most
scariest human thing that can be

940
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:33,960
encountered in the jungle.
Well, unless you had an extra

941
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:35,400
mouth.
I said human.

942
00:55:35,720 --> 00:55:40,240
Colin looks offended.
OK, what about that other guy?

943
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:43,960
All right.
Guillermo Castillo comes into

944
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:46,080
the interview room that I guess
you guys have set up.

945
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:52,000
We we set this up in a cafe.
We are definitely tipping our

946
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:56,400
weight person for this shit.
Yeah, everybody gets a free

947
00:55:56,400 --> 00:56:00,840
lunch as well.
He's a man in his 40s, early 40s

948
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:04,000
probably.
He's wearing a khaki vest with

949
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:08,560
an accumulation of stains on it.
He's got a angle of brown black

950
00:56:08,560 --> 00:56:13,480
hair, a large nose, and a deep
scar on his right arm.

951
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:18,560
He frowns constantly and will
often arch one eyebrow as he

952
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:19,240
speaks to you.
Does.

953
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:21,720
He's speaking.
Hello.

954
00:56:22,240 --> 00:56:26,160
He does speak English, yes.
My name is Guillermo Castillo.

955
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:29,320
If you're looking for a guide,
I'm the best one.

956
00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:36,360
That's not what we've heard.
That's terrible way to.

957
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:38,560
Interview to start.
Terrible way to start and

958
00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:40,040
interview Jesus Christ, Oh my
God.

959
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:45,200
Well, I saw that you were
talking to that Rick Luke

960
00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:49,840
fellow, but that guy is some
offense.

961
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:54,280
An idiot.
We are not looking at him as a

962
00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:58,080
guide at this point.
We have made other arrangements.

963
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:00,160
With yeah, more like a pet
monkey.

964
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:07,160
And Pablo, he's a well meeting
guy, but ultimately he's a

965
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:10,680
coward and he doesn't have my
years of experience.

966
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:13,720
He does seem a little flighty.
Does this guy seem fighty or

967
00:57:13,720 --> 00:57:16,200
flighty?
I know exactly where you need to

968
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:18,640
go.
I can get you there safely and

969
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:22,920
quickly, and that's that.
He seems confident.

970
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:27,200
Well, Pablo said confidence was
good in the face of the bandits,

971
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:29,480
so.
Have you ever been robbed by

972
00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:32,120
bandits?
The juggle is a dangerous place.

973
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:35,120
You see this scar?
He says, pointed to his scar.

974
00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:39,520
I got that in a fight with some
of the bandits, but I kept all

975
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:45,040
my things and they're all dead.
You should see the other guy s s

976
00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:49,160
honesty.
You can tell that he's lying a

977
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:53,960
little bit, but it definitely
feels along the lines of talking

978
00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:56,400
a big game.
He seems very confident.

979
00:57:56,680 --> 00:58:00,040
So what does this guy look like
other than like in his forties?

980
00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:03,680
40s scar.
Big nose, dirty clothes.

981
00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:06,560
Big nose, dirty clothes.
No, I think his clothes are

982
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:08,720
mostly dirty.
He just hasn't, you know,

983
00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:11,040
there's some stains that aren't
going to come out of his cool

984
00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:12,800
khaki vest.
In fact, he'll tell you some

985
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:14,440
stories about them if you want
to ask.

986
00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:18,880
Oh OK, so like blood well worn
clothes.

987
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:23,040
Yes, yes, OK.
He seems in pretty good shape.

988
00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:26,680
He's very well tanned.
He definitely, even if he is

989
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:28,880
older, he definitely looks like
a guy who could survive in the

990
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:30,680
jungle.
OK, yeah.

991
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:34,920
So that yeah, that was kind of
more what I was considering as a

992
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:36,400
player.
I kind of like this guy more

993
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:39,000
than Pablo.
Yeah, same.

994
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:40,920
All right, everybody huddle up.
Huddle up here.

995
00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:45,960
Think the tradition here
whenever Daniel does an

996
00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:49,760
interview episode is we make it
in a complete waste of time and

997
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:51,880
hire everybody.
Is everybody with me here?

998
00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:54,160
Do we have the funds for that?
Who?

999
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:59,560
Yeah, I think so.
If we pool our resources, I'm

1000
00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:02,920
sure we do.
I still have 4 credit rating.

1001
00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:05,360
I'm up to three.
What are your funds looking

1002
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:09,280
like, JB?
One for something and Oh yeah,

1003
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:12,200
about a Tommy gun.
You did do that.

1004
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:15,040
You did do that.
I've got 3 so.

1005
00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:16,840
Yeah.
So we probably have enough

1006
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:19,640
obviously in.
Are they all gonna fight each

1007
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:22,880
other?
Now that would be funny.

1008
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:25,320
Check them in the sinkhole.
Make them all fight each other.

1009
00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:28,320
Cullen walks in, breaks a pool
cue.

1010
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:34,360
We're gonna have everybody come.
I need to manage my expeditions

1011
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:38,200
myself, says Guillermo.
Oh shit, we're into uncharted

1012
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:44,800
territory.
If you truly do want to bring

1013
00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:49,760
along this Rick Luke with you,
as long as he doesn't tell my

1014
00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:55,440
boys what to do or try to manage
the supplies, I don't mind.

1015
00:59:55,640 --> 01:00:00,040
But I know what I'm doing.
I'm the the best expert there is

1016
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:02,720
around here.
And I'm the guy you want.

1017
01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:05,960
The jungle is a very dangerous
place.

1018
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:09,760
I've seen broken bones you could
eat, poisoned berries that make

1019
01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:12,040
your that'll kill you in an
hour.

1020
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:15,400
Why would we want to do that?
There's venomous snakes that'll

1021
01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:18,280
kill you before you take 3
steps.

1022
01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:20,520
I know how to keep you away from
them.

1023
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:26,120
I am the guy you want, and I'm
very handsome, he says with a.

1024
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:29,600
Grin 6 out of 10.
Well, a slight grin.

1025
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:31,840
Wait, assess honesty.
Is he very handsome?

1026
01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:35,960
He's all right.
Yeah, I I stand by it.

1027
01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:40,840
I do say 6 out of 10.
Wait, how handsome am I?

1028
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:42,960
Solid 9 I've.
Never.

1029
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:44,800
I've never thought about another
man that way.

1030
01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:52,200
Assess honesty.
Suddenly you were struck by a

1031
01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:57,920
vision.
It is of a door to a closet.

1032
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:04,080
Kern's blush is because JB said
he was a nine.

1033
01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:09,200
Smalls is like, yeah, I'm for
hiring this guy.

1034
01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:14,560
Garza was recommended by your
friendly local land Baron, but.

1035
01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:18,320
But he really does seem flighty.
Yeah, you're, you're seeming

1036
01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:20,680
like this Castillo guy seems
like the professional, the guy

1037
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:22,880
you want.
Part of it is paranoia as the

1038
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:28,040
player, part of it is Smalls is
like, yeah no, there's a reason

1039
01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:32,600
why he didn't suggest him and he
was hiding something.

1040
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:36,200
And it could just be more fun to
go with the second choice, yeah.

1041
01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:39,480
Second answered.
You could just bring Rick Luke.

1042
01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:41,000
He could just run the
expedition.

1043
01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:43,240
No, I don't trust like that.
Fuck that.

1044
01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:45,320
No, I want fun.
Not everybody dies.

1045
01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:50,280
No, Rick Luke is a pet monkey.
Maybe Rick Luke will be 1 of you

1046
01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:54,280
when one of you guys dies.
OK, now that would be fun.

1047
01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:58,040
I have not thought that.
Would be really funny.

1048
01:01:58,400 --> 01:02:00,960
To be fair, maybe Guillermo
Castillo could be one of you

1049
01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:02,320
guys.
Would one of you guys dies

1050
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:05,480
although he has less reason to
travel around?

1051
01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:08,120
If JV bites, it divbs on Rick
Luke.

1052
01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:13,920
Fair.
Have colonized like hey, do I

1053
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:17,160
get the feeling you guys respect
me a little more all of a

1054
01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:20,680
sudden?
All right, so with that, I think

1055
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:24,560
it's time for you to start
getting outfitted to head into

1056
01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:27,360
the jungle.
All right, full camo, Fortunate

1057
01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:29,840
son starts playing.
I don't think camo is a thing

1058
01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:30,880
yet, is it?
Oh yeah.

1059
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:31,960
Well.
Camo would be a thing.

1060
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:33,960
Well, camo's absolutely.
Fortunate son.

1061
01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:39,800
However, I know Smalls is going
to look for a firearm of some

1062
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:41,920
sort.
You could get a, you get a basic

1063
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:44,640
firearm, like, just like a
rifle, yeah.

1064
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:45,720
Machete.
It's.

1065
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:50,440
Recommended that you all have at
least one firearm with you to to

1066
01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:53,080
keep the bandits at Bay.
This is what Castillo

1067
01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:55,040
recommends.
I guess I'll get a gun.

1068
01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:58,920
I've still got my light revolver
from the fallen police.

1069
01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:01,120
Gotcha.
Yeah, the policeman's gun.

1070
01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:03,600
It's fine.
Yeah, I didn't steal it from

1071
01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:05,520
him.
Yeah, you looted the courts,

1072
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:10,040
It's different.
Yeah, and that area is a

1073
01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:12,880
sinkhole now, so it's not like 1
missing guns going to freak

1074
01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:15,280
people out.
I'm good for weapons.

1075
01:03:15,720 --> 01:03:20,800
I'm I'm going to need a walking
stick and like a backpack that I

1076
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:25,120
can throw off my back in like
one second immediately as I need

1077
01:03:25,120 --> 01:03:27,120
it.
You're probably going to get me

1078
01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:29,880
to get new clothes while you're
here.

1079
01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:33,720
You're going to want clothing
that breathes and won't staff

1080
01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:36,520
you in the heat, and you're also
going to want things that are

1081
01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:40,080
sort of sturdy enough that they
won't be shredded to pieces by

1082
01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:42,520
like, brambles and branches as
you travel.

1083
01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:45,160
You're going to be tough boots
and sturdy packs.

1084
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:50,080
I mean my clothes are have
bullet holes and a whole lot of

1085
01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:52,200
blood on them.
Yeah, well that's weird.

1086
01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:58,080
Mine are self healing.
Like a cutting mat?

1087
01:03:58,280 --> 01:04:00,160
Yeah.
You're going to get sort of

1088
01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:04,520
generic adventuring clothes, as
it were, for the jungle, unless

1089
01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:07,200
there's anything in particular
if you want to add some style

1090
01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:09,600
like, oh, I'm going to wear a
hat or a scarf or something like

1091
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:12,880
that, but.
Colin would actually like to get

1092
01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:16,080
himself set up with a basic
prosthetic.

1093
01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:18,560
Oh, OK.
There you go, I've.

1094
01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:22,440
Meant meant to bring this up
before but forgot slash didn't

1095
01:04:22,440 --> 01:04:24,160
have an opportunity.
Yeah, I think you can.

1096
01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:26,520
It's not even one or the other,
it's like both at the same time.

1097
01:04:26,640 --> 01:04:30,680
Yeah, yeah, I think so.
You're not be able to do a ton

1098
01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:32,760
with it, but you know.
I'm OK with that.

1099
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:37,400
OK, that's fine.
The the hiring of the porters is

1100
01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:43,480
handled by your guide.
He gets 5 porters to come with

1101
01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:45,320
you.
They're going to be carrying all

1102
01:04:45,320 --> 01:04:48,040
the food and water and the tents
and stuff like that.

1103
01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:50,120
You guys are going to be
carrying some of the two, but

1104
01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:53,000
the reason that you hire porters
is because you need to carry

1105
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:55,200
like a lot of crap when you're
going into the jungle.

1106
01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:57,280
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.

1107
01:04:57,680 --> 01:05:02,760
And with that, you step into the
dark and mysterious jungles of

1108
01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:14,560
the Yucatan Peninsula.
Thanks for listening.

1109
01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:18,320
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1110
01:05:18,320 --> 01:05:21,480
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1111
01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:23,880
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1112
01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:27,120
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1113
01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:29,920
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1114
01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:32,960
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1115
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:35,040
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1116
01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:36,760
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1117
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:39,000
Again, thanks for listening and
until next time.

1118
01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:41,760
Try not to fall off any cliffs.
Man.

1119
01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:44,480
I promise nothing.
OK, fair enough.