E29: Final War

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Welcome to another episode of
Daniels die, Kaiju theater show

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where we watch Kaiju movies and
say whether they're good or not.

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We beat up these Kaiju movies,
we battle them, we're still

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trying to find the catchphrase
so far, we're working through

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the Godzilla Eames and this week
we watched the at one point.

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Final Godzilla, film Godzilla
final wars and also the last

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one, where somebody wore a suit
I think.

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And who do we have with me
today?

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I am, of course, Daniel
Fernandez, your Intrepid host.

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He him you're King of the
podcasts monsters that seems

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appropriate, okay?
Yeah I am Damien regular around

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here.
He they I'm Nathan noted Kaiju

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expert and kind of a dork.
He him I'm Russell.

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I am a dumb shit and I am a huge
dork.

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He they so let's talk about this
one.

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This one is there's so much
going on in this one.

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Let's not beat around the bush.
Let's just get into it.

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Godzilla final Wars the 28th
Mainline Godzilla movie 29th

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film.
Overall, final film of the

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Millennium series and the last
time, one of these Godzilla

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movies has a guy in a suit
premiered in 2004 2004 and was a

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gigantic Financial failure for
the studio, but I think it was a

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good time.
Let's get into it.

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So Russell, you said you were
taking notes, do you want to

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walk us through the plot?
You want me to go through the

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plot this week?
What do we Do.

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Well, I figured first, we could
say how we watched.

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I know this there, I noted that
I watched it with dubs, which

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just seems appropriate for a
Godzilla movie.

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Oh yes.
I watched both actually.

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The Japanese version is kind of
hard to find on the internet but

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II, you could, you can find it
around.

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I watch the dumb version because
I was feeling lazy and didn't

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feel like reading.
I watched the subbed version,

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though.
I have seen both on an old DVD.

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D.
I got of this film wound time

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ago, man.
Yeah media.

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Yeah, it's crazy.
Was weirdly nostalgic to

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re-watch the the opening
trailers because they always

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stuck in my memory because they
were for Final Fantasy 7, Advent

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Children, and oh God, that one
and I think it was called,

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steamboy it was made by the guy
who did Akira.

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I'm have to look that up.
Apparently, it's mid from what

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I've heard from other people but
the trailer.

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Blew my mind as a kid.
I actually did The Best of Both

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Worlds.
I watched it with the doves and

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have the subtitles on that
sounds confusing.

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They don't match up as much as
you might expect.

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No, they don't real open lead
situation there.

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Honestly, I love doing that with
any like vinyl as mentioned

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before it was mentioned before
Final Fantasy 7 Advent Children.

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That's actually how I generally
watch that because like yeah.

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Just seeing the difference in
the the dialogue between the

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two.
It's actually kind of cool like

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seeing the changes that are made
and hearing the changes

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obviously, as well.
So this movie was directed by

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the Japanese filmmaker Rue hey
kitamura who is actually most

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well known before this for a
wild movie called versus which

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is like Samurai.
Ice versus Zombies.

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It's wildly violent though.
I knew him better as the guy who

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directed the cutscenes.
For the remake of Metal Gear,

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Solid on the GameCube Metal
Gear.

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Solid.
The twin Snakes which has a very

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similar energy with its fights.
They also can definitely see it.

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He also cameoed in his own movie
as the radio, DJ in that one

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scene.
Yeah, I was going to mention it,

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but yes, he is.
Is the radio DJ.

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All right, oh my God, he did the
live-action loop on the third

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film.
That's not important right now.

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Okay, I've not seen that one.
It's alright, I have I've seen

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it, it's bad.
So our movie starts like Eddie

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good Godzilla movie starts.
I don't know if they all start

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like this, but with Godzilla,
he's just right there.

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Just Godzilla around looking
right at the camera.

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I will say, I kind of dig this.
Suit.

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This is a new suit for this
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He his ears are bigger.
I mean he kind of does he gotta

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look like a cat?
I feel like it kind of looks

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like a cat.
There's an argument to me bait.

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Yeah, I see it.
I really loved the sort of

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Godzilla falling into the ice.
It looked like very much like a

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person in a suit falling down,
two feet, Yes, of that's the

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beauty of these movies.
Yes, our movie starts with

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Godzilla battling Humanity once
again and is it?

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The go Tango right at the
beginning?

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It is?
Yeah.

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Yes, and I don't know my when I
first saw that I'm like, really

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a flying submarine with a drill,
on the front of it, that this is

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my type of movie right here.
Well, should note, the good

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Tango is originally from another
movie. 1963 movie called

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etrigan, not a Godzilla movie
but the the submarine fights, a

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giant monster.
It does not fly in that one, I

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don't believe that one.
It's just an underwater

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submarine but, you know, it's
better than being an underwater

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submarine, a fly's eye
submarine, yes.

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Which literally the word
submarine is sub Marine.

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So, like, if it doesn't sorry,
what's it's also a Supra Marine.

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But yeah, we see Godzilla
fighting the gotengo.

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The submarine that we just
mentioned when all hope seems

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lost.
There's just like a big

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earthquake and they're able to
trap Godzilla in the ice and he

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just falls down.
I think we're supposed to assume

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it's a bottomless pit, but like
you were saying kind of looks

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like he just falls down a couple
feet.

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I mean, it must have just been a
couple feet, right?

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Because they had that complex
built so late.

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Her on the movie that goes up
and Godzilla's out.

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Yeah, he gets out pretty quick
so I guess he didn't fall down

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too far.
Yeah.

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Six feet or so.
Yeah.

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They they always try to trap
Godzilla and it never works.

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This is, this is like at the end
of the, the first of the heisei

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movies where he gets trapped in
the volcano, and then just gets

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out later on.
I mean, it to be fair in this

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film, it actually worked for
quite a long time and would have

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kept working.
If well, we'll get to that.

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Yeah, yeah, because it cuts to
everyone's favorite year the

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Year 20 x DX.
Let's begin here.

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Yeah, although actually do the
credits happen.

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First, the credits happened
first, right?

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Because I actually wanted to
mention squeeze these opening

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titles rule.
I really wanted these okay

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titles, a little Montage of all
the Godzilla movies that have

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come before.
Yeah.

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And oh goodness, I looked at the
guy, I forgotten the name of the

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guy who did them, but he's
actually the guy they brought

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him back to do the titles to the
first two of the more recent

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American Godzilla movies.
And and as if I'm if I'm

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understanding this right he did
the trailer for Suicide Squad.

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There isn't one right did he?
No shit.

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No you're just fucking with.
That was good trailer though.

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I remember it was a good
trailer.

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What's good trip?
As a trailer.

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So good.
It arguably killed the movie.

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It was for we don't have time.
No, I think the movie did that.

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Well, they've re-edited the
movie to make it more like the

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trailer.
So, Chad got Scylla.

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Yes.
Yeah, so after the awesome

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opening credits, we are
introduced to the Edinburgh and

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Stalin submarines telling that
man is stolen, right?

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Well they have to tell But the
EDF first, right?

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Yeah, right.
Right about people with about

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mutants with like superpowers,
who fight Kaiju, I do want to

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comment generally, I've kind of
like the music in this movie,

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but goddamn, the music that
plays during the like, this is

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what's happening in the future.
There's an Earth Defense Force

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of they're mutants.
It sounds terrible.

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It sounds like like a
documentary, like a bad

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documentary
doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.

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It's, it does not feel very good
silly at all.

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All know you're right.
It does not.

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Yeah.
And then they play it over the

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credits to but yes, that we get
as you recall this, a submarine

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Stalin.
Is that what you said?

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Yep, not actually just sub read
stolid.

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He is one of our leads in the
movie.

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John Frye Gordon.
Oh yeah, Gordon.

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I guess is technically his name.
Yes, that is.

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The character's name as played
by actual professional wrestler.

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Don Frye.
Man who can't act and the the

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exact right way for this film.
Mmm.

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Like, I thought he was a
wrestler.

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I just didn't recognize him at
the time, but yeah, it was, it

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was great.
Sorry, yeah, she actually was

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originally an MMA fighter.
I didn't even make that

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connection until you said he was
a former wrestler and I don't

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even know if I've seen
wrestling.

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Where Sergeant Slaughter was a
dude.

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I had around.
Yeah.

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Unfortunately, I'm old enough to
have.

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Yeah, he is.
He's also a boxer.

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Yeah, he's done a whole bunch of
stuff.

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He kitamura, loved him, kitamura
the director, and wrote the part

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just for him and really wanted
to do it and Don Frye.

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He's got a distinctive voice and
not, he's not a great actor in a

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way that makes it an incredible
actor for this.

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It's really quite the watch to
see him.

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Try to Stay out these lights.
And and since I was watching the

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dub, I noticed that he was not
speaking Japanese for all of his

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lines either.
Sometimes he was just using his

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voice in the Final Cut.
Yeah, in English, I will confirm

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that every line he says in the
subtitled original Tiffany's

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version is in English and he was
dubbed in Japanese for the

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Japanese release.
Wow.

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Yep.
Getting it both ways.

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Yeah, well anyway he is
commanding the go Tango in the

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future and is fighting against
a.

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Our first Kaiju that gets taken
down in this movie, well, I

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guess Godzilla kind of gets
taken down, but he gets better,

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which is a weird.
Dragon thing called Manda.

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Manda Manda on, do with Manda.
Yeah, we just said, weird

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things, didn't we?
Yeah, I guess we could go with

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both this.
This is actually well, you know,

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the, this movie, at least the
job is not consistent with some

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of it today being either.
But this is actually the first

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of our sort of cameos, if you
will, this is a Kaiju from the

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movie that the go Tango is
originally from, after God.

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And this.
Godot doesn't last very long, he

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gets blasted by the Ice weapon
that's on the Tango.

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The Maser the Maser.
Yes.

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The Major Lazer, ridiculous
name, the Maser, which is

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interesting because there were
Maser tanks in some of those

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early movies.
The ones that look like

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satellite dish takes, I don't
think those froze.

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I thought those were just like
laser gun and those, which were

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just lightning guns.
Yeah, this thing maybe it's a

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nod to the absolute zero cannon
from Godzilla against

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Mechagodzilla.
Could be, that's - guess.

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But yeah.
Like now and like all of those,

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all of the ship, like, the, the
ships that they have, because

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they have a few, in this movie.
They're all they all seem to be

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equipped with one.
Yeah.

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Yeah.
They all got freeze guns.

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I guess that's the main way that
people take out monsters in the

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future.
They blasted with Friesland

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masers, I guess.
I mean, it did work.

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I mean, it did work, but He's
too Reckless.

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He's too Reckless.
He's taking too many risks and

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his boss.
Gets him on the phone.

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After he's killed the monster.
They were set.

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They sent him to get rid of and
they're like, what are you

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doing?
You're being too Reckless at

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mediately after he killed the
monster which seems a little

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much.
He got the lobster, nobody died

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if you're paying attention.
Okay, first of all, he slams,

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the ship, it is like a 180.
The staff is getting flung

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against the other side of the
ship, then he He's talking to

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his fiery officer and he's like,
yeah, you shut your mouth and

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then he's in prison, he's got a
full set of gym equipment

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because I guess everybody's too
afraid of him.

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They this guy's Arc is weird.
It's real weird.

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They mentioned that he struck a
superior officer during yeah,

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his court-martial hearing which
is why he's actually in jail for

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the kids.
Did he hit the woman?

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He was talking to who he's have
to assume.

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Yes.
Who is the leader of the Earth

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Defense Force and is being
played.

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That's Kimmy Mizuno, right?
I don't know where know.

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Is that I take it back?
I don't know why.

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I asked the question that is
Kimmy Mizuno playing.

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Nah mikawa, who is the leader of
the Earth Defense Force?

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I just think of her as like the
Earth Defense, Force lady, but

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keep me.
Bazoo.

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No, was in a whole bunch of old
Godzilla movies, she was in

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invasion of Astro monster.
She was in every horror of the

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deep.
She was in a bunch of other Toho

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movies, Frank side versus
Barragan and stuff like that.

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But she's very famous.
We've seen her twice already on

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the show.
She's great.

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I mean, she's no longer the
crazy sex pot, like, character.

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She's the older lady, but she's,
it's fun to see her on stage.

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He's submarine Stalin's punching
bag.

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Yeah, I thought they're really
Don Frye punched her, but enough

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about Don Frye.
Now, it's time to meet our

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actual main character.
Yeah, exactly.

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What.
I come to a Godzilla movie for

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badly.
Cgi'd, martial arts.

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Well, I could like I was under
the eight.

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Like, the way I looked at it
like it looked more like

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essentially wire food and me
which way that that was done.

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Yeah, I think it's wire food but
it's it was a bit of both.

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Yeah, I think there is a little
bit of Fuji I in places, but for

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the most part it was some
genuinely cool stunts.

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Yeah, but every, once while
there, Like oh, they're going

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super fast that they use like
CGI to?

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Yeah, absolutely ridiculous.
It looks so good.

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You guys remember when everybody
thought wire moves looked cool.

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That was that was a weird time.
I still think they look cool but

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they aren't there was a time
when they're definitely going to

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go over here and it includes
this movie made after the

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Matrix.
Yes, this is our main character.

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The guy who's the hero What's
his name sake?

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Oh yes, his name is Ozaki, but
honestly it's kind of hard to

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remember.
As always, it's kind of hard to

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remember the names of the
characters that a Godzilla

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movie, it is a Godzilla movie.
You were taking second Billing,

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at best, arguably, not in this
one, because the humans get a

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lot to do.
Yeah, but owes Ozaki is fighting

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with his rival and they're both
mutants so they're using.

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The crazy mutant powers to get
into a matrix fight.

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The crazy mutant powers of
moving a little faster than

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usual.
Yeah, exactly.

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They're doing wall runs and shit
it's you know.

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Yeah the KU wall run.
Let It Be.

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Oh I haven't tried recently,
never tried.

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So it's been a few years since I
tried.

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Well, he's fighting another
mutant named Kazama.

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And after the fight Kazama is
like, ah, you didn't, you didn't

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fight hard enough, you're not
fighting to kill in the

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battlefield.
You have to fight to kill

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because that he's like, no you
beat me with chittim a lie.

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Yeah, which that's, that's what
you want to hear.

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Go to say no, you're better than
me.

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I'm sorry.
Yeah, you beat me.

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Sorry, you beat me and it's
like, why didn't you kill me in

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this sparring match brother and
their boss comes in?

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And says, remember the point of
this fight is not to win, it's

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to get better, but it's like, is
it the point of the fight to

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win?
Doesn't that help you get

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better?
It seems like the point of the

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fight should be to win out of
training to be stronger.

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Not to beat your opponent, which
sort of explains the rest of the

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movie.
Yeah, I suppose.

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So.
So We meet him.

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And he's like, they're trading,
but everything seems to be sort

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of peaceful and he is given a
job to protect girl.

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Number one, who is a scientist?
I biologist, I was going to say,

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what kind of scientist is she
who L would beat you to it?

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Yes, she is tactically.
What Miyuki Miyuki is the

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Biologists, and of course, we
get to think where he's, like,

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oh, you want me to watch a
biologist?

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I bet he's going to be, like,
all old and ugly and then, and

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then she shows up, and she's
really hot, of course.

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And then he still shitty about
it.

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He's like, oh, you look like a
model which means like you're

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not a good scientist.
It's like you model ruse.

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I think yes.
Yeah but I thought the main love

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interest was Manila.
That's a different couple.

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That's the little boy Manila, I
hate that.

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Oh boy its soda it's not a
romantic love.

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It's a it's a friendship love.
It's the only noticeable

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affection in the movie.
Unfortunately, yes.

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Is it unfortunate do we really
need the love story?

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But love stories.
Let's be real.

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Like the real love story, that
was right there that they didn't

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go for was the obvious shown in
rivalry between Ozaukee and

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kozma.
Yeah, it was right there y'all.

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That's so many things that they
started and didn't go for.

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Yeah.
Well, this movie, it doesn't

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have time to develop any Because
it has to rush to another idea.

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Which is that we are now
checking out a monster that they

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found off the coast of Hokkaido
that is being that seems to be

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long dead.
It's mummified and it's 12,000

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years old, and they're looking
at it and we recognize it, of

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course, to be guy real, but
chicken.

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Yes, guy gaming is a Robot
Chicken you.

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Yeah, that's not it.
Incorrect to describe him ATS.

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And then they, they say that
it's a cyborg and it has

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technology.
But because it's 12,000 years

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old, it can't be any Earth
Technology, so it must have come

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from space.
Oh.

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And it has the same like, what
does it say that M gene or

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whatever and eyes embase, there
we go.

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The the end, the same n bass as
the mutants that have been

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popping up.
Which apparently I love that DNA

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base and that is not how that
works.

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No, it is not okay to pair
because those work in pairs that

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is not this one, but not this
one though.

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Adenine thymine, guanine and
cytosine, they're all paired up

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and basis over here, like,
hello, I'm here too.

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That's why it's so powerful.
It says against another one.

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It is interesting.
So the implication is that like

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these guys are the Ants of these
mutants are the descendants of

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this.
They talked about it a little

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bit more.
I'm curious.

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Why the mutants just started up
hearing now when this happened

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like 12,000 years?
Yeah, that yeah, that was kind

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of a spot where they could have
done that better.

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They could have at least
established, oh yeah, they've

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been may be appearing,
occasionally, and now they're

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like there's more of them or
some shit like that.

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Now to be fair from what I was
reading.

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There is a ton of deleted
footage for this film.

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In fact, there's like some
full-on like monster scenes.

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It looks like that they show
over the credits of like deleted

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scenes.
So maybe there was a cool line

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in there.
Something that explained it

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more, but thankfully, but they
cut this movie To The Bone,

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apparently, despite it also be
pretty long.

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It's just over two hours back in
2004.

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Two hours, was not a long movie.
It filled it.

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Felt log for a Godzilla movie.
Yeah, I supposed to say, like,

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aren't most Godzilla movies,
like, don't they?

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I generally didn't at least for
the the time debt.

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Generally top out at about the
90 minute Mark.

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Yeah.
Prior to 2004 Godzilla.

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Movies were on the shorter side
for the most part.

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Yeah.
Yeah.

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Now now like all the big
Blockbusters are too long, which

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includes the Godzilla movies,
okay, so they're like, oh it's

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a, it's a alien.
He's got the DNA or whatever,

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but our hero is like, Zach
doesn't make any sense that

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stupid that doesn't even work.
Teleported to a magic island

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with fairies.
The looking at my first book,

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right?
Yes.

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But the Mothra twins, the show
begins show up because they're

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looking at a book and then the
book comes alive.

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Starts talking to them.
And it's, this is what we do.

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Yeah, as opposed to do, and they
give Ozaukee and emblem, so that

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he will be able to choose his
own destiny, which, I'm pretty

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sure does not appear for the
rest of the movie.

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So it does, it's, it makes an,
it makes an appearance.

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Okay, yes.
And should note that, these are

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the two actresses that played
the Mothra twins the Shabbos in

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in the last movie.
Tokyo.

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S OS.
They just brought him back

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though.
Even those good one though, if I

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actually quite like that one,
but if you look at the picture

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in the book beforehand, it's
actually a picture of the old

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Mothra Mothra twins ever played
by the peanuts back in the show.

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Our hero, then not, not Charlie
Brown and stuff, but the musical

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act that peanuts, there are so
so many references to the showa

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era, especially, Especially in
this film.

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Yeah, we're probably not going
to catch all of them and in

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fact, this podcast would be too
long if we got all of them.

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But I've got a bunch of the ones
that I could think of when they

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pop up, there were a lot of
cameos that went over my head as

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well.
Yeah.

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Pretty much anybody who isn't a
young person in this movie is an

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old Godzilla actor.
Yeah.

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But we can't mention all of the
cameos because we're barely

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started the plot summary and
we've been recording Paying for

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half an hour.
Okay let's pick it up speaking

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of half an hour and barely and I
realized I had a page of notes

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that half an hour.
Yeah.

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Then I guess the monsters
attack, right?

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Is this?
What happens?

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The monsters to start attacking
the world?

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Yeah.
And we get a very sensitive

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depiction of urban life.
She's let's Christ.

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Yes, the New York scene.
Oh man, I forget every time

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everybody was definitely
speaking English and there was

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Till 80 are going on.
Yep.

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Apparently that's because one of
the actors kept swearing and

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wouldn't always have to do the
lines?

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Yeah that sounds about right.
I'm not a lip reader but I

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definitely looked like he was
cursing there.

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Yeah, yeah, we see New York with
two guys getting harassed by a

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police officer with everything
being the most stereotypical

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thing ever.
Also, apparently New York has

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not changed at all.
In the, how many years?

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It's been because we're in the
like the the Deep future.

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It just looks like New York from
honestly than 90s, and this

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movie was shot in.
And five.

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It looked like, it looks like
New York from an 80s movie.

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Yeah.
Yeah, it really does.

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But then wrote a book comes in
and wrecks, the whole thing.

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So, yeah, Rhoda has probably
been the best back.

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Rodent looking pretty good.
I like this road and I think, I

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think it looks pretty good is my
favorite road and design.

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Yeah, it's a good design and the
CGI doesn't look bad, some of

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the CGI in this country, doesn't
look good, but the CGI in Road

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and looks pretty good here.
I Note, the thing that I love

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the most is the weird cartoon
sound that they put in as the

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guy falls over.
Yeah.

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It's like something that a
fucking Looney Tunes.

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I don't understand why it's what
he knocks their hats off their

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heads with the wind.
Yes.

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Just like sound it's then
consider eights their bodies.

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Yes they need to do it more.
I wanted more cartoon sounds

451
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:27,400
yeah, they shouldn't be with it.
They should Have just like, you

452
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:30,400
know, went with the bit throat
that bit throughout the whole

453
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:33,900
movie like, you know, if you're
going to do it commits.

454
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:38,900
Yeah.
But anyway, we see monsters

455
00:27:38,900 --> 00:27:43,300
attacking all over the world.
So wrote a text New York City.

456
00:27:43,700 --> 00:27:46,800
Zilla, who is the Godzilla from
the America?

457
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:50,200
TriStar movie is attacking
Sydney Australia?

458
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,300
Oh yeah.
And it's all CG.

459
00:27:52,300 --> 00:27:55,100
It looks so goofy.
Like, give me that foam rubber

460
00:27:55,100 --> 00:27:57,200
flopping all over.
Place for the win.

461
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,700
Yes, it really doesn't look
good.

462
00:27:59,900 --> 00:28:04,300
That whole thing is like a giant
stab to that movie and it's

463
00:28:04,300 --> 00:28:07,900
Petty and spiteful and I really
appreciate it on some level.

464
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,400
Apparently the model they used
they just got one of the toys.

465
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,800
They just got a toy that they
stand it in.

466
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:19,600
Yeah that night I love they went
to Vancouver and basically

467
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,100
nothing at all is happening
there.

468
00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:23,600
Somebody is watching the TV and
that's our vignette to

469
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,500
Vancouver.
Yeah a cut.

470
00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:27,100
We see.
A couple shots of people

471
00:28:27,100 --> 00:28:30,000
watching it and the attacks
going on around the world

472
00:28:31,700 --> 00:28:34,500
Anguirus.
Godzilla's first enemy is

473
00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:37,700
attacking Shanghai though.
In the tub, they call him ank

474
00:28:37,700 --> 00:28:39,900
wenis.
You guys catch that.

475
00:28:39,900 --> 00:28:44,300
I don't understand that.
Somebody Miss, read the script,

476
00:28:44,300 --> 00:28:46,200
pretty hard?
Yes.

477
00:28:47,900 --> 00:28:52,100
King Caesar.
Is it Okinawa comment' command

478
00:28:52,100 --> 00:28:55,700
chorus?
The the praying mantis guy?

479
00:28:55,900 --> 00:29:01,400
Is attacking Paris and then all
of them are attacking big, Urban

480
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:04,900
centers, except for.
Come on go who just like stepson

481
00:29:04,900 --> 00:29:06,900
one trailer in the middle of
nowhere.

482
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:13,300
Yep, I will say this.
So many of these Kaiju just

483
00:29:13,300 --> 00:29:17,000
never showed up again after
their first appearance in the

484
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:22,000
show era and it was nice to see
some old faces like King Caesar

485
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,800
coming back.
That's great.

486
00:29:24,900 --> 00:29:28,300
Yeah, no.
And our Kaiju though know who

487
00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:31,100
say you're a kind, you yeah.
Makes sense, considering the

488
00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:36,000
director was going for a pre,
hey, say feel, but like they

489
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:40,200
say, Kaiju are great.
So his would love any excuse to

490
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:43,800
see another Biollante?
Would be cool act as we just

491
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,700
never enough Biollante.
The, we talked about this.

492
00:29:46,700 --> 00:29:50,200
When we talked about that movie,
it's great to sign barely fights

493
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:51,800
Godzilla.
In those movies needs to be

494
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:58,400
longer, but the Real thing that
we see a lot of is every ra is

495
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:04,300
attacking some sort of Industry
Factory thing in Japan with some

496
00:30:04,300 --> 00:30:08,400
sort of, you know, Tokai, yeah.
It's just looking at myself in.

497
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:15,700
Okay, Rocky prefecture, aah,
ibaraki prefecture because it's

498
00:30:15,700 --> 00:30:23,900
even spelled differently.
It's okay Nonnie And we get a

499
00:30:23,900 --> 00:30:27,300
scene that's pretty wild that I
would never thought I would see

500
00:30:27,300 --> 00:30:30,800
it, a Godzilla movie.
It's a bunch of guys on foot,

501
00:30:30,900 --> 00:30:35,000
fighting a Kaiju and winning.
And they must have spent about

502
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:38,100
half of their budget on all of
the explosions of the scene.

503
00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:41,400
Oh, that's when the lobster
breaks their Warhammer, right?

504
00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:46,600
Something like that.
Yeah yeah they got the X-Men in

505
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:49,300
there to fire rocket launchers.
That was great.

506
00:30:49,700 --> 00:30:54,400
Yeah.
It's not like nothing we've ever

507
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:58,300
seen in a Godzilla movie before
for better and worse, it's just

508
00:30:58,300 --> 00:31:02,800
totally wild.
I would love to see more of that

509
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:06,100
concept of people just fighting
Kaiju on foot and winning

510
00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:09,300
because that was so stupid and
so cool.

511
00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:13,000
And just the inner child within
me was just Just having a field

512
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:16,100
day of it.
And then at the end, he says,

513
00:31:16,300 --> 00:31:20,500
sorry I'm a vegetarian and then
close them up.

514
00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:23,900
That's a good point.
There's weird stuff in this

515
00:31:23,900 --> 00:31:27,400
movie, but foot soldiers, versus
Kaiju is a pretty neat idea.

516
00:31:27,700 --> 00:31:30,200
Yeah.
I thought we would get some of

517
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:31,300
that in the first.
I know.

518
00:31:31,300 --> 00:31:34,600
We haven't gotten to it yet, but
the first of the, the monster

519
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,500
verse Godzilla's, where they
have all the soldiers running

520
00:31:36,500 --> 00:31:39,300
around, it's if it's go, but
they don't fight Godzilla at all

521
00:31:39,300 --> 00:31:41,300
in that.
Is this or the muto's?

522
00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:42,700
Yeah.
Yeah, they don't fight.

523
00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:43,700
Yeah.
Yeah.

524
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,600
Though while we're on the
subject of the sorry, I'm a

525
00:31:46,608 --> 00:31:50,900
vegetarian guy that actor can qu
Sookie.

526
00:31:52,700 --> 00:31:57,900
He is a mixed Japanese American
actor I believe, okay.

527
00:31:58,100 --> 00:32:04,000
And is notable for being the
only actor ever to be the host

528
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:10,100
of an Ultraman, a Sentai Ranger,
a common writer and has squared

529
00:32:10,100 --> 00:32:11,800
up with Kaiju and a Godzilla
film.

530
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:17,600
And the guy who's ever done that
vegetarian.

531
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,500
Yeah.
He has the, the Kaiju, the

532
00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:23,700
Japanese tokusatsu equivalent of
the Triple Crown.

533
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:26,700
Wait, what's the Triple Crown?
The that's like a horse race

534
00:32:26,700 --> 00:32:28,900
like that, doesn't work.
Oh, yeah.

535
00:32:30,900 --> 00:32:33,000
Well, the Japanese version is
much more interesting.

536
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,200
I gotta say.
Yes.

537
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,800
So then the the head of the UN
dies, right?

538
00:32:40,900 --> 00:32:42,800
We didn't mention this guy but
he gave up.

539
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:47,000
Yeah I mean the movie barely
mentioned it it's this is true

540
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,400
as well but it was it a plane
Rodin exploded him?

541
00:32:50,900 --> 00:32:55,600
It's fine.
So like it the movie does kind

542
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:59,200
of establish something about him
because like he's didn't they go

543
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:03,200
off and say like he's the first
Japanese head of the UN or

544
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:06,400
something like that and he's
like, oh hey yeah.

545
00:33:06,900 --> 00:33:10,600
We're going to go do this and
then they had like I think one

546
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,400
or two establishing shots of
them and then yeah.

547
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,900
He's on the plane and the plane
gets destroyed.

548
00:33:16,300 --> 00:33:17,500
Yeah.
Keep ties.

549
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:21,400
Except he doesn't spoiler alert.
He goes bad.

550
00:33:21,700 --> 00:33:24,400
Yeah, we'll get to that.
We'll get to it.

551
00:33:24,700 --> 00:33:27,600
Somehow he survived.
It's a real puff toot situation.

552
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:32,900
But yeah.
Tuitions the answer is aliens by

553
00:33:32,900 --> 00:33:36,700
the way, aliens show up and
abduct all the Kaiju.

554
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:38,900
For lack of a better term
before?

555
00:33:38,900 --> 00:33:42,000
Yes, they of them can be killed.
Hmm.

556
00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:44,700
Yes.
They grab the alien show up and

557
00:33:44,700 --> 00:33:48,600
grab all of the Kaiju.
And we have seen a bunch of

558
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:50,800
Godzilla movie.
So, we know that when aliens

559
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:53,900
show up, they're obviously going
to be our friends and there will

560
00:33:53,900 --> 00:33:56,900
be no problems to come of it.
I've got a note here.

561
00:33:57,300 --> 00:33:59,200
Yeah.
Can you imagine being with those

562
00:33:59,300 --> 00:34:02,200
assholes on top of a building
holding a riot shield of the

563
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:08,000
spaceship?
That's a real.

564
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,699
What the fuck am I doing with my
life?

565
00:34:09,699 --> 00:34:13,400
Kind of moment right there?
This is way above my pay.

566
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:17,500
Grade also their mother ship
looks like the Epcot Center.

567
00:34:18,199 --> 00:34:21,500
No, I was gonna say this stuff
all feels very Independence Day

568
00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:23,400
especially when it launches its
ships later.

569
00:34:23,699 --> 00:34:26,199
But I think about the
Independence Day a lot when

570
00:34:26,199 --> 00:34:27,900
we're seeing these guys, yet
more movies.

571
00:34:27,900 --> 00:34:30,100
This is Jolly.
From this whole thing is a very

572
00:34:30,100 --> 00:34:33,400
Hollywood feel to it which I
think is probably deliberate.

573
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:37,600
Even if it may be isn't
successful anyway, the aliens

574
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:41,500
come out and they introduced
themselves as the eggs ilion's.

575
00:34:41,699 --> 00:34:45,699
So just literally the same name
of the bad guy monsters or the

576
00:34:45,699 --> 00:34:48,800
bad guy.
Aliens from the showa era from

577
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,500
just thought was vision of a
strong monster.

578
00:34:50,699 --> 00:34:56,199
Yeah and instead of having their
weird like black eye masks, they

579
00:34:56,199 --> 00:35:00,000
all wear sunglasses now because
it's the, it's the 2000s and

580
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:03,800
sunglasses are cool or at least
one Dana's, yeah, I guess.

581
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:08,400
It's more boldly, the one guy
best, and then they come up with

582
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:12,600
this weird lie that never really
goes anywhere, they say there's

583
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:18,100
an asteroid that's named gorath,
which is named after another

584
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:23,900
took another Touhou movie.
There's an asteroid named gorath

585
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,300
that's going to hit Earth.
So they came here.

586
00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:32,600
So warn Earth that earth needs
to shoot its lasers at the

587
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:36,400
asteroid.
So the Earth is a destroyed.

588
00:35:36,700 --> 00:35:39,900
I've got a better idea about
that, okay?

589
00:35:40,700 --> 00:35:43,400
Because there was there's the
one guy who's clearly leading

590
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:46,100
them at the start and that
doesn't pan out so well for him

591
00:35:46,100 --> 00:35:49,300
in the long term, but it seems
like he wants things to have a

592
00:35:49,300 --> 00:35:51,300
peaceful Revolution that
resolution.

593
00:35:51,500 --> 00:35:55,800
Yes, maybe he's just trying to
get Earth to expend all of its

594
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,900
at Munitions so they have to
surrender.

595
00:35:58,300 --> 00:36:01,400
Yeah, that was my thought.
Yeah, we don't really know

596
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:04,600
because the plan doesn't really
play out or Anything.

597
00:36:05,900 --> 00:36:10,200
But the people on Earth are
fucking psyched about aliens.

598
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:15,500
People are so excited.
We see, there's this alien Mania

599
00:36:15,500 --> 00:36:18,800
sweeping the globe.
Everyone's loving it.

600
00:36:18,900 --> 00:36:23,000
There's a talk show scene where
that goes on for an extremely

601
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:26,500
long amount of time and I
deleted scenes in there.

602
00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:31,000
Like, it feels a lot longer than
two minutes worries.

603
00:36:31,100 --> 00:36:33,900
We're like one guy sake.
Like, well, there's no.

604
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,300
Proof that they're aliens and
the other guys are like do, but

605
00:36:37,300 --> 00:36:40,300
they're clearly aliens and that
he's like, well, in the past,

606
00:36:40,300 --> 00:36:43,200
you said there weren't aliens.
It's like, why are we having

607
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:46,100
this conversation?
They really cut this movie To

608
00:36:46,100 --> 00:36:47,600
The Bone.
Yeah.

609
00:36:48,100 --> 00:36:52,500
If we could have had fucking
shots of the smog monster and it

610
00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:57,000
said, we got this.
We got scenes of Hedorah.

611
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:01,900
One of the just most obscure and
wonderful Kaiju out there, cut

612
00:37:01,900 --> 00:37:05,100
for this scene.
I am upset about Out that I do,

613
00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:07,600
be fair now, I'm upset about
that.

614
00:37:07,700 --> 00:37:12,300
Yeah, I know the girl that
stocking in this scene, is the

615
00:37:12,300 --> 00:37:16,900
girl that got killed in gmk in
the hospital.

616
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,800
That what the very sad seeing
where Godzilla kills that girl.

617
00:37:20,300 --> 00:37:23,700
Oh, yeah, get away.
Yeah, but that doesn't matter

618
00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:25,900
just because that's some dumb
Cameo, doesn't mean that we

619
00:37:25,900 --> 00:37:27,600
should get.
Hmm, whatever.

620
00:37:28,100 --> 00:37:31,500
Maybe it wasn't a contract,
maybe it was the contract.

621
00:37:33,500 --> 00:37:37,500
Anyway.
Our Our Gang is like, oh, this

622
00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:40,900
doesn't see bright something
something bad's going on here.

623
00:37:41,700 --> 00:37:44,000
If that's it, affects somebody
tries to.

624
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:48,700
Oh, I guess we didn't mention
the secretary-general turns out

625
00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:53,800
he's alive, didn't get killed by
Rodin, and in fact has was saved

626
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:56,300
by the zillions.
And is saying, now, we got to

627
00:37:56,300 --> 00:37:58,700
work with the zillions.
We're going to be friends, we're

628
00:37:58,700 --> 00:38:01,100
not going to have a United
Nations anymore.

629
00:38:01,300 --> 00:38:03,800
We're going to have a space
Nation.

630
00:38:03,900 --> 00:38:10,000
Nations space Nations and the
entire un starts clapping.

631
00:38:10,700 --> 00:38:15,500
Yeah, everyone's super excited
about the space stations fucking

632
00:38:16,300 --> 00:38:18,700
because yeah, that's exactly how
that would go Star Wars.

633
00:38:18,700 --> 00:38:21,300
And just top of the Dome, top of
the Dome.

634
00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:24,000
Let's go around.
Anybody have a better name off

635
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:28,300
the top of their head United
Federation of planets?

636
00:38:28,700 --> 00:38:31,800
Yeah, United space.
Yeah.

637
00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:33,800
Literally anything would be
better.

638
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:38,600
In space Nations, like United is
sort of an important word in

639
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,200
there.
Maybe we're at space Nations and

640
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,500
we're all at War.
What message are we sending

641
00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:45,000
here?
Yeah, well, then we're looking

642
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,600
at Iron Sky.
That's a completely different

643
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:47,800
movie.
This is true.

644
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,700
And I think they said you were
saying the Star Wars thing.

645
00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:54,700
Yeah.
Oh, how's that one line, go?

646
00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:58,000
This is how democracy ends with
cheers and Applause.

647
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:01,600
Something like that Thunder.
I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah,

648
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:03,800
because your element, the space
Nation.

649
00:39:03,900 --> 00:39:07,200
Is our announced the entire un
gives a standing ovation.

650
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:11,800
Everyone's excited about it.
I guess there's one guy who

651
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:16,000
isn't excited about it because
some Rando tries to assassinate

652
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:19,700
the secretary-general's, they
like he's a traitor, he's gonna

653
00:39:19,700 --> 00:39:23,100
kill all of us and I think this
guy is crazy far into the

654
00:39:23,100 --> 00:39:26,500
assassination.
He actually stabbed the guy like

655
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,500
we're no security.
It's okay.

656
00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:33,200
It was no big deal though.
Despite the amount he bled on

657
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:35,400
that handkerchief.
Yeah.

658
00:39:36,700 --> 00:39:40,800
Now revealed that he was not, he
was, in fact, an alien in

659
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:41,700
Disguise.
Whoops.

660
00:39:43,100 --> 00:39:43,900
Yeah.
I was about to say that.

661
00:39:43,900 --> 00:39:46,900
Wasn't there something else that
happened, like shortly before

662
00:39:46,900 --> 00:39:50,200
that, that like, kind of tip
them off because I thought it

663
00:39:50,207 --> 00:39:53,200
was the scene before I thought
like the scene before that were,

664
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:56,500
is where it came out that like,
they're having a conversation

665
00:39:56,500 --> 00:39:59,000
and something came out that the
zillions don't blink or

666
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,800
something like that.
Oh yeah.

667
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:02,700
Yeah, yeah.
That's I think that's before

668
00:40:02,700 --> 00:40:05,400
that scene.
But yeah, and then video for 3

669
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,400
seconds.
He did not blink.

670
00:40:07,700 --> 00:40:11,900
Must be an alien.
This is this is when we meet

671
00:40:11,900 --> 00:40:15,100
girl, number two in the movie.
All right.

672
00:40:15,300 --> 00:40:17,300
Mana sister Anna.
Yeah.

673
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:18,900
Yeah.
Miyuki sister.

674
00:40:18,900 --> 00:40:21,000
Anna.
Because for some reason we had

675
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,600
to have two of these characters.
It seems like you could buy them

676
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:29,000
into one, I don't know.
But yeah and she's a reporter no

677
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:33,700
Anna is a reporter.
Yes and and I had like

678
00:40:33,700 --> 00:40:36,000
interviewed them before
interviewed the secretary.

679
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:41,600
Before it is going to catch.
Yes, my or whatever, but let's

680
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,300
not get bogged down in the
details, they figure out.

681
00:40:44,300 --> 00:40:49,000
Oh no.
The leader of the UN is a is

682
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,400
actually an alien.
He's been replaced by an alien.

683
00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:55,500
Ozaki, goes off to tell his boss
only to like realize that his

684
00:40:55,500 --> 00:40:59,400
bosses and planking so he's like
shit and has to kind of just

685
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,600
awkwardly like, we should
increase security.

686
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,800
I'm not tipping my hand that
you're an alien and has to

687
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:07,400
offer.
I'd leave the room as quickly as

688
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:10,300
possible.
Yeah, aliens watching that

689
00:41:10,300 --> 00:41:12,500
scene.
Ozaki didn't blink either.

690
00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:13,900
Does that mean?
He was mightily in the entire

691
00:41:13,900 --> 00:41:16,900
time as well?
Well, he's a mutant fair and

692
00:41:16,900 --> 00:41:19,800
bad.
So, maybe like, maybe they have

693
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:23,400
like, the implication.
Is there alienum ancestry.

694
00:41:23,900 --> 00:41:27,200
He is like half alien, right?
Or land-based hanging out over

695
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,800
there, all on its own.
Looking at the rest of the DNA.

696
00:41:30,100 --> 00:41:36,100
Yeah, making him not blink.
All right.

697
00:41:36,300 --> 00:41:39,200
What does Manila show up?
I guess it's has been ill showed

698
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,600
up yet.
Yes, okay.

699
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:44,800
Yeah, I got this in my notes.
It's you know, it's what the

700
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,700
monsters are attacking.
Actually right?

701
00:41:46,700 --> 00:41:49,800
Yes, right after Vancouver.
I have written fucking baby

702
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:52,200
Godzilla looking fuck.
Yeah.

703
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:54,800
I guess we should mention this.
I just remembered this right

704
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:56,700
now, we keep forgetting some
stuff this movie.

705
00:41:56,700 --> 00:41:59,800
We're trying to get through it
so much in this film.

706
00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:03,500
There's so much going on.
Guess who's here?

707
00:42:03,700 --> 00:42:07,100
It's everybody.
Favorite fucking character,

708
00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:09,100
Manila?
Beat Godzilla.

709
00:42:09,100 --> 00:42:09,900
Looking.
Fuck.

710
00:42:10,300 --> 00:42:13,200
Godzilla's son.
Yeah adopted son.

711
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:16,300
According to the wiki, it's like
that there's no genetic like

712
00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:17,700
there.
What's going on?

713
00:42:18,900 --> 00:42:22,500
Well yeah because remember in
maybe you weren't with us for

714
00:42:22,500 --> 00:42:26,800
that episode when we first meet
Manila and it's definitely

715
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:29,100
Godzilla does not give birth or
anything.

716
00:42:29,100 --> 00:42:32,000
It's just a guy you just tag and
decides.

717
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:35,400
This is my child now.
That that.

718
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:39,100
Isn't that how that works?
Like, that's how that works,

719
00:42:39,100 --> 00:42:41,200
isn't it?
Yeah, that's how it worked for

720
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:42,600
my son.
We found an egg and were like,

721
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:47,900
yeah, we can look after this
thing, all right, you could

722
00:42:47,900 --> 00:42:50,700
definitely tell we're going for
goofy 70s, Godzilla movie,

723
00:42:50,700 --> 00:42:54,800
because fucking Manila Is Here.
Yeah, running subplot throughout

724
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:59,500
the film about Manila and the
Hunter and his grandson who

725
00:42:59,500 --> 00:43:03,600
found Manila, just Going on a
road trip throughout the country

726
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:08,100
and commenting on events.
Now we're the best maintained

727
00:43:08,100 --> 00:43:14,000
sub thread in the movie wasn't.
Wasn't that also a call back to

728
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:19,300
another Godzilla movie?
I'm like the the old Hunter and

729
00:43:19,300 --> 00:43:25,200
the little kid.
I swear it's not in one of the

730
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:28,800
older ones.
I can't say for certain off the

731
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:32,900
top my head, but that whole
subplot very much felt like a

732
00:43:32,900 --> 00:43:35,800
show era.
When the Godzilla movies were

733
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:39,100
kids movies thing, just like
that.

734
00:43:39,500 --> 00:43:42,600
I feel like that was intentional
as a result.

735
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:46,200
It comes off weirdly saccharine
in a film that is otherwise

736
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:51,100
quite violent.
But you know, they're just

737
00:43:51,100 --> 00:43:53,400
covering their bases with
Godzilla.

738
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:57,200
Exactly expect it.
Yeah, it feels like something

739
00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:59,600
that Uh dropped out of like
Godzilla's was it, Godzilla's

740
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:01,900
Revenge?
The one that it's all a dream of

741
00:44:01,900 --> 00:44:04,800
a child.
Oh God, don't remind me.

742
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,900
Yeah.
No, you're not going to forget

743
00:44:06,900 --> 00:44:10,000
that one.
We're not for, I know that we're

744
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,200
not going to have that argument
again about that movie because I

745
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:16,500
actually not only are not okay,
so you bring up a good point.

746
00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:20,300
This is like, you know, half
actual movie and have clip show

747
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,900
wrong.
Anyway, Alex, let's speed it up,

748
00:44:25,900 --> 00:44:29,000
let's speed it up.
They Those the UN Secretariat to

749
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:32,800
know first before they expose
him, they know there's one

750
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:37,800
person who isn't an alien one
person they could trust, he's

751
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,800
been working out in a prison
cell for striking, a superior

752
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:45,500
officer, probably a woman, you
know, maybe she'd already been

753
00:44:45,500 --> 00:44:47,100
turned into an alien at that
time.

754
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:51,100
Maybe was okay.
One small comment on that scene.

755
00:44:51,100 --> 00:44:53,700
I know, we we shouldn't get
stuck in details but this one I

756
00:44:53,700 --> 00:44:57,300
just have to point out is
abundantly clear that Captain

757
00:44:57,400 --> 00:45:01,600
Gordon thought that Ozaki had
busted him out of jail for a

758
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:06,900
foursome with the with the two
female leads of the film because

759
00:45:06,900 --> 00:45:11,700
he just looks Ozaukee and goes
like nice like it's so.

760
00:45:11,900 --> 00:45:14,700
Why would the whole not only is
it not a foursome?

761
00:45:14,700 --> 00:45:18,300
My dude, I am.
I am very much, not in good

762
00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:21,100
graces with either of these
women, they have no interest

763
00:45:21,100 --> 00:45:22,800
whatsoever.
Yes.

764
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:27,300
This movie is very sexless.
Yeah.

765
00:45:27,500 --> 00:45:29,200
Let's good word.
Yes.

766
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:34,500
Um anyway, they expose the
leader of the UN as secretly, an

767
00:45:34,500 --> 00:45:37,300
alien.
They pull a trick where they're

768
00:45:37,300 --> 00:45:40,900
like, here's this dog, call your
dog over to you and then it's

769
00:45:40,900 --> 00:45:45,700
not even really his dog and then
I keep calling it Don Frye.

770
00:45:45,700 --> 00:45:50,200
But Gordon is a Gordon who
shoots the UN secretary-general

771
00:45:50,700 --> 00:45:53,300
eventually.
After like 10 minutes of this

772
00:45:53,300 --> 00:45:55,500
dog thing, I was like why is
this happening?

773
00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:57,300
They're not even in front of
people and then it zooms.

774
00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:58,400
Out.
And there's like, people with

775
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:02,900
cameras and like an audience.
Why, why is nobody else making

776
00:46:02,900 --> 00:46:04,600
any noise while this is going
on?

777
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:08,700
Yeah, they're very shocked.
All the cameras are live.

778
00:46:08,700 --> 00:46:11,800
That's just common knowledge.
Yeah, it's a dog.

779
00:46:12,900 --> 00:46:17,200
Call him by name.
Oh, it's not your dog, though.

780
00:46:18,100 --> 00:46:21,500
This is everybody dogs?
Yeah, you'd think somebody would

781
00:46:21,500 --> 00:46:23,200
have gasping or something at
that.

782
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:26,400
Yeah.
And then at that, they kill him

783
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:29,700
and he's exposed to be an alien.
And they're like, ha!

784
00:46:29,700 --> 00:46:32,600
This is what you aliens actually
look like.

785
00:46:32,700 --> 00:46:35,000
And it's like, yeah, they
probably didn't actually look

786
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,500
like humans.
Like there's any looking weird.

787
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:42,700
Yeah.
And then, the leader of the

788
00:46:42,700 --> 00:46:45,300
aliens tries to talk his way
out, but his second-in-command.

789
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:49,800
And shoots him and takes over as
the main villain for the rest of

790
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:53,600
the film.
Yeah, I think the the the old

791
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:57,000
leader was going to explain his
weird subtle, plan or whatever

792
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,900
with the gore app, and then you
can start to.

793
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,600
Yeah.
And then these younger guys,

794
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:06,200
like this is so fucking stupid.
I'm just going to shoot you and

795
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:07,400
guess what?
It's just War.

796
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,600
Now, we're just going to kill
all of you actor.

797
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:10,600
We're not going to kill all of
you.

798
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:13,900
We are going to make you cattle,
he calls them cattle like

799
00:47:13,900 --> 00:47:16,300
non-stop.
You really like is that word to

800
00:47:16,300 --> 00:47:18,800
be fair?
That's a terrifying threat to

801
00:47:18,808 --> 00:47:21,300
throw it another species.
Yes.

802
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:24,700
Peak did also specify they were
going to be their food.

803
00:47:24,900 --> 00:47:28,500
Yeah.
Yeah the mitochondria yes.

804
00:47:29,100 --> 00:47:31,300
Yep.
That's the thing.

805
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:36,900
I think it's a lot later in the
movie so it's very weird is like

806
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:40,200
is this the best way for you to
get food?

807
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:42,700
It's the say you would Harvest
people and that of course

808
00:47:42,700 --> 00:47:44,900
explains later that they need.
There's something about humans

809
00:47:44,900 --> 00:47:49,400
that they Edith or whatever and
then it's like okay it's fucking

810
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:54,500
go time War has begun.
All of the monsters are released

811
00:47:54,500 --> 00:47:59,300
attacking all of the city's
again and all of the mutants

812
00:47:59,700 --> 00:48:02,500
that are part of the Earth
Defense Force, I like, oh, we're

813
00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:05,700
going to get you aliens.
And then, turns out, the aliens

814
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,000
can't control all of the
mutants.

815
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:12,100
Oh, no.
And there's like the yes, well,

816
00:48:12,100 --> 00:48:14,400
because he's the main character.
Yeah, one of the mutants calls

817
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:18,200
an exhilaration.
X-Man, which that possible?

818
00:48:20,700 --> 00:48:23,800
Yeah, that's a little.
On the nose.

819
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:28,500
Not go to exactly what I go to a
Godzilla movie for a car chase.

820
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:32,900
Yeah, the cycle taste is kind of
bad ass though.

821
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:39,100
Yes, they bust our heroes bust
out what are the leader.

822
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:43,100
The leader of the EDF.
Sacrifice himself to save the

823
00:48:43,107 --> 00:48:45,700
day blah, blah, blah, whatever.
And then you get up Fucking

824
00:48:45,700 --> 00:48:49,100
motorcycle chase.
And it's kind of cool but it's

825
00:48:49,100 --> 00:48:52,200
also, as you mentioned,
completely out of left field for

826
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:55,300
a Godzilla movie, it's not just
a Chase.

827
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:58,600
It's a motorcycle fight these.
Yeah, that's true.

828
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:04,000
Doodling, on top of motorcycles.
Yes, it's a real Chopper dual.

829
00:49:04,500 --> 00:49:09,100
It is so stupid and I love it.
I love it so much.

830
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:12,900
Oh, it was fun.
It does feel like it dropped out

831
00:49:12,900 --> 00:49:14,900
of another movie.
Namely The Matrix.

832
00:49:15,300 --> 00:49:21,900
But it's pretty cool and our
hero actually beats it this time

833
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:26,400
and then that wakes him up from
Alien control or something.

834
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,800
They never looks like that.
Yeah, pretty much.

835
00:49:28,900 --> 00:49:31,400
Yeah.
That's usually how that works.

836
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:33,700
Yeah.
That know they get

837
00:49:33,700 --> 00:49:35,300
mind-controlled, you beat them
up.

838
00:49:35,500 --> 00:49:38,600
Yeah.
And then they come to so then

839
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:44,500
we're in their secret
underground, Hangar with all of

840
00:49:44,500 --> 00:49:48,400
the survivors.
And they're like, okay we got to

841
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:51,700
make a plan.
Oh, I guess before that we see

842
00:49:51,700 --> 00:49:54,300
the EDF just get its ass.
Kicked all over the world.

843
00:49:54,700 --> 00:49:57,500
Oh yeah, chicken detective
Slaughter.

844
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:02,600
Yeah, we see all of the other
ships get destroyed, except the

845
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:04,500
gotengo, which is it in the
fight.

846
00:50:05,500 --> 00:50:10,200
All hope seems lost because I
understand, they basically wiped

847
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:14,600
out Humanity.
Yeah, it's a bit of a bummer I

848
00:50:14,607 --> 00:50:16,100
guess.
Pretty much all road to.

849
00:50:16,100 --> 00:50:19,600
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a little unclear how much

850
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:22,300
of humanity.
They've killed the cities are

851
00:50:22,300 --> 00:50:25,100
not in good shape.
I'll say that much.

852
00:50:25,100 --> 00:50:28,300
But of course, this leads us to
the thing that we were all

853
00:50:28,300 --> 00:50:31,400
waiting for Godzilla to appear
in the movie.

854
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:33,900
Exactly.
Like.

855
00:50:33,900 --> 00:50:36,200
Okay.
The only way that we could stop

856
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:40,300
all these monsters, it's, we
have to release Godzilla and

857
00:50:40,300 --> 00:50:43,600
they're sort of calling on him
like, wait.

858
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:45,900
This seems like a terrible fight
because if we let Go.

859
00:50:46,100 --> 00:50:48,500
Like, I still don't think we'll
be able to beat the aliens.

860
00:50:48,700 --> 00:50:52,300
I still don't think we'll be
able to stop Godzilla because we

861
00:50:52,300 --> 00:50:54,600
don't have any weapons.
So even if Godzilla judge meet

862
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:57,900
the aliens or the monsters, and
we beat the aliens then we

863
00:50:57,900 --> 00:50:59,800
probably can't got stopped
console because we don't have

864
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:03,500
any weapons and then and the
best part is that that is all

865
00:51:03,500 --> 00:51:06,500
explained on camera by a
character.

866
00:51:06,700 --> 00:51:10,600
So wait your plan is to go down
to the South Pole and release

867
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:14,900
Godzilla and then leading them
back here and then he'll fight

868
00:51:14,900 --> 00:51:16,900
the Aliens and all of the
monsters.

869
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,400
Hmm.
And then we'll, we'll beat the

870
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:24,100
aliens, mmm.
And then what you'll take him

871
00:51:24,100 --> 00:51:27,800
back down to the South Pole.
Mmm, I'm gonna imprison him

872
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:31,000
again, all right?
Because he's like, I did it

873
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:35,400
before and we find out that, of
course, God fried.

874
00:51:35,900 --> 00:51:40,100
Yeah, who fired the missiles
that trapped Godzilla and Ice

875
00:51:40,100 --> 00:51:42,200
for all these years.
Yeah.

876
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:47,500
So, I contributed to moment.
Yeah, exactly.

877
00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:49,900
Feels like the captain was
really the one in charge and the

878
00:51:49,900 --> 00:51:52,300
guy who presses the button to
launch the torpedo.

879
00:51:52,300 --> 00:51:54,500
I don't know how much you were
involved because maybe like

880
00:51:54,500 --> 00:51:59,700
loaded it, but well, it was more
of a pulling down a lever.

881
00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:01,600
Was it?
Not I guess we get to see it.

882
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:02,800
Yeah.
It's more pulling down a little.

883
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:04,900
Okay.
And he yelled really

884
00:52:04,900 --> 00:52:07,600
dramatically while he was doing
it so he does get points for

885
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:10,300
that.
Yeah, that is probably wasn't

886
00:52:10,300 --> 00:52:17,400
photoshopped into that scene.
All right, and then if I can, we

887
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:20,400
do it.
They go to the South Pole to go,

888
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:24,400
get Godzilla.
We meet the two people that have

889
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:28,100
been guarding Godzilla this
whole time, who are too honest

890
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:31,800
to other MMA fighters?
Hey Harrelson.

891
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:34,400
Yeah, these guys are two other
MMA fighters.

892
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:38,200
Yes.
Oh gosh, I have their name, one

893
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:40,900
of them even mentions.
We're not alone out there

894
00:52:40,900 --> 00:52:44,900
anymore so I think they sort of
State how wiped out humanity is

895
00:52:44,900 --> 00:52:46,500
at this point.
Yeah.

896
00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:48,400
They're like they're sort of
like, yeah.

897
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:51,800
We're just gonna sort of chill
here while the Earth ends but

898
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:54,700
then one of them does a spit
take what they're like, hey,

899
00:52:55,500 --> 00:52:59,300
we're gonna, they're gonna come
to release Godzilla and they go

900
00:52:59,300 --> 00:53:04,400
down, and they do release
Godzilla and Godzilla finally

901
00:53:04,700 --> 00:53:07,300
busts out, and it's fucking
Godzilla time baby.

902
00:53:07,700 --> 00:53:12,100
And now, only an hour into the
movie and then, you know, the

903
00:53:12,100 --> 00:53:13,800
movie picks the fuck up.
A bit.

904
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:18,500
Yeah, Godzilla immediately.
Kills the two guys that were

905
00:53:18,700 --> 00:53:21,200
monitoring.
His prison immediately felt sad

906
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:22,700
about them.
They did.

907
00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:26,200
They were the two people.
They were the two people on

908
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:28,400
Earth at the time that deserves
to Die.

909
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:33,100
The least out of a massage they
had nothing Godzilla's eyes

910
00:53:33,100 --> 00:53:35,100
though.
They'd kept him in prison for

911
00:53:35,100 --> 00:53:39,500
like decades delicious me.
Sitting there doing a job.

912
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:43,000
It was a posting.
It's not like they were

913
00:53:43,100 --> 00:53:45,000
Torturing him or anything like
that.

914
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,800
They were just like okay we're
just we just sit here and you

915
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:51,000
know keep watch on this and you
know say hi when people contact

916
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:54,300
us every three months someone
calls in, hey Godzilla still

917
00:53:54,300 --> 00:53:55,600
asleep.
Yep.

918
00:53:55,900 --> 00:54:00,500
And they go back to playing
ping-pong well, regardless

919
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:06,500
Godzilla is now on the loose and
the Xillia commanders going to

920
00:54:06,508 --> 00:54:09,800
be like, okay, I guess we got a
sense of monsters after him so

921
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:13,800
he gives an incredible yell,
both the Actor.

922
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:19,200
And the original actor, given
incredible yell of guy.

923
00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:25,900
God.
It's that yells rise, it Clips,

924
00:54:25,900 --> 00:54:29,400
it's so silly.
He's just devouring the scenery

925
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:33,300
here and I thought it was sort
of a weird read.

926
00:54:33,300 --> 00:54:41,300
It's hey guys, rice.
And I think this movie's design

927
00:54:41,300 --> 00:54:45,300
of Gigan is great.
It's really cool.

928
00:54:45,300 --> 00:54:48,000
So cool.
And you can shoot lasers out of

929
00:54:48,008 --> 00:54:49,900
his eyes though, which is really
neat.

930
00:54:50,300 --> 00:54:51,800
Yeah.
I thought the chain torso is

931
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:53,300
pretty neat.
Yeah.

932
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,900
Yeah.
It's they're really going for

933
00:54:55,900 --> 00:54:57,000
it.
I mean, he always had the chain

934
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,200
torso but he's really fucking
going for it.

935
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:02,700
So we're now running.
Get over here Klaus.

936
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:06,800
Yeah.
So this is it.

937
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:09,500
We've got our big monster fight.
Okay, let's sit down.

938
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:12,800
Let's have a big long monster
fight between guy getting

939
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:16,300
Godzilla.
Nope, 30 seconds.

940
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:22,200
If that those just like yeah,
fuck you Breeze, Atomic breath,

941
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:25,800
blows them up immediately.
It's somewhere in there.

942
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:28,800
There was the Zilla fight which
the wiki tells me is the

943
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:31,200
shortest monster fight and all
of God's.

944
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:33,000
Well, that's backs.
That's next.

945
00:55:33,100 --> 00:55:37,400
Oh, oh, got ya.
So he kills guy again, you're

946
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:39,200
thinking about how God comes
back later.

947
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:42,600
Inexplicably, that's a second
guy can fight somehow again

948
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:44,300
returned.
Yes.

949
00:55:44,900 --> 00:55:48,000
And so God.
So yeah.

950
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,300
For the rest of the movie
Godzilla, stop it around like

951
00:55:50,300 --> 00:55:56,300
he's in new game+ or something.
And first, he goes to Sydney and

952
00:55:56,300 --> 00:56:00,100
just immediately kill.
Zilla, like even faster.

953
00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:03,800
He breathes once Zilla Dodges.
It, it's like, oh, this might be

954
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:07,800
if no hits him with his tail,
smashes into the Sydney Opera

955
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:10,400
house.
It just destroys him while Sum

956
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:13,600
41 is playing.
Oh yeah, great song great song

957
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:14,400
yeah.
Oh yeah.

958
00:56:14,700 --> 00:56:18,000
That was that, that scene was
chefs.

959
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,600
Kissed perfect.
Yes.

960
00:56:20,100 --> 00:56:22,800
I feel like the reason they use
that song, is because the word

961
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:26,300
super sizes in there.
Yes, it's tacos.

962
00:56:26,300 --> 00:56:29,400
It says, we're all to blame as
they're showing the terrible

963
00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:32,100
Godzilla.
No, definitely not, okay.

964
00:56:33,300 --> 00:56:39,600
Also that just rolls.
And yeah, from this point on, we

965
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:42,500
just see Godzilla, take down a
murderer's row.

966
00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:45,300
It'll go through this really
quick fights, the The spider.

967
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:47,900
Come on guy, almost.
Got you into space?

968
00:56:47,900 --> 00:56:50,800
Yeah, come on.
Good now could explicitly shoot

969
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:54,500
a web that turns into a net?
It doesn't matter Godzilla.

970
00:56:54,500 --> 00:56:56,600
Grabs them swings around, throws
them away.

971
00:56:56,800 --> 00:57:03,600
Dud keeps going takes on, come
macor��s, just breathes, fire at

972
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:08,500
him, knocks him into a fucking
power pole and impales the

973
00:57:08,500 --> 00:57:13,800
fucker done next that was cool.
The commander is also has a can

974
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:19,000
cloak now Which is pretty wild.
Yeah, that's completely new.

975
00:57:19,100 --> 00:57:22,500
Does it trick Godzilla though?
Yeah, it's like Godzilla.

976
00:57:22,500 --> 00:57:26,300
Just figures a, you know, what
doesn't matter if he's hiding?

977
00:57:26,300 --> 00:57:29,400
If I just destroy every
available hiding spot.

978
00:57:29,900 --> 00:57:33,300
Yeah, and he's right.
He is absolutely correct.

979
00:57:33,300 --> 00:57:37,200
Like it worked.
Then he takes on three guys at

980
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:41,400
once, some of his old homies,
from the other movies and giris,

981
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:44,900
whatever, King Caesar and Rodan.
And the actual Give them a

982
00:57:44,908 --> 00:57:46,900
moment.
Like this fight actually takes

983
00:57:46,900 --> 00:57:49,200
almost a little bit longer than
the other ones because we see

984
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:50,900
like the three of them there for
moments.

985
00:57:50,900 --> 00:57:52,800
Like oh man is this going to be
it?

986
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:54,900
Is this going to be no of course
not.

987
00:57:54,900 --> 00:57:59,400
What does he do?
Just wrexham play soccer with

988
00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:04,300
Anguirus, knocks Road and out of
the sky, but he doesn't kill any

989
00:58:04,300 --> 00:58:07,300
of them.
Um, these are the only Kaiju in

990
00:58:07,300 --> 00:58:12,500
the film that he doesn't kill
which maybe he recognizes them

991
00:58:12,500 --> 00:58:15,100
as you know, old friends, while
drinking Bodies.

992
00:58:15,700 --> 00:58:19,600
Maybe I also read and you know
apocryphal stories or whatever.

993
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:23,000
They didn't want to destroy the
suits by exploding them because

994
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,100
they wanted to use them for
promotional materials.

995
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:28,100
It's a sense that could have
been it too, but it could be

996
00:58:28,100 --> 00:58:29,300
both things.
Things can be more than one

997
00:58:29,300 --> 00:58:30,000
thing.
Yeah.

998
00:58:30,500 --> 00:58:34,500
I like to imagine.
It's because he recognized old

999
00:58:34,500 --> 00:58:36,100
friends.
Yeah.

1000
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:38,100
Not that.
This movie could take place

1001
00:58:38,100 --> 00:58:40,700
anywhere in any timeline.
Yeah.

1002
00:58:40,700 --> 00:58:43,500
This doesn't work in any of the
continuities but it doesn't

1003
00:58:43,500 --> 00:58:48,600
matter.
Then he finally out and every

1004
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:53,000
single time the the Xillia 2
Commander alien is just losing

1005
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:56,000
his mind.
He's getting so frustrated every

1006
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:59,800
time Godzilla just immediately
dunks on these guys.

1007
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:02,700
Well I mean wouldn't you?
Ah beep.

1008
00:59:02,700 --> 00:59:05,600
Yeah good point.
I mean I like to see Godzilla at

1009
00:59:05,607 --> 00:59:07,900
the top of his field.
Yes.

1010
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:12,000
And he really is in this one.
Yeah, now Godzilla's, finally

1011
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,400
make it to Tokyo and we see what
comes out.

1012
00:59:14,500 --> 00:59:15,700
Of the water.
We think it's going to be

1013
00:59:15,700 --> 00:59:19,500
Godzilla.
No, it's ever being blasted Away

1014
00:59:19,500 --> 00:59:22,900
by got some not first.
It's just not ever ahead Aurora.

1015
00:59:23,100 --> 00:59:26,000
I'm sorry, I got that wrong
slammed into a building and then

1016
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:31,000
it's Abra who impales Hedorah,
which apparent and then Godzilla

1017
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,800
blast them both.
And apparently that's enough to

1018
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:37,000
kill them even though Hedorah
was really fucking hard to kill

1019
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:42,300
in his in his first appearance.
But like at this point Godzilla

1020
00:59:42,300 --> 00:59:47,200
so strong that, you know, You
know, I got it.

1021
00:59:47,300 --> 00:59:49,100
He was also working out in
prison.

1022
00:59:50,100 --> 00:59:53,700
Yeah, that's what he's got.
A lot of pent-up atomic fire

1023
00:59:53,700 --> 00:59:55,400
breath.
Yes he was.

1024
00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:57,500
It's like doing the one punch
man.

1025
00:59:57,600 --> 01:00:00,300
Workout routine while he was
trapped in the ice.

1026
01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:03,200
I was thinking aboard the
workout from.

1027
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:04,400
Oh yeah, go.
Yeah.

1028
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:08,000
Every day. 100 pushups. 100
sit-ups.

1029
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:12,100
Never change the temperature
until he's the buffest Kaiju

1030
01:00:12,100 --> 01:00:14,300
alive.
Yeah, I was thinking of the, the

1031
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:17,300
I work out in our our if you see
that where he's working out in

1032
01:00:17,300 --> 01:00:19,500
prison it just becoming the
buffest dude ever.

1033
01:00:19,900 --> 01:00:25,100
I had every workout did not did
not leave much when a person in

1034
01:00:25,100 --> 01:00:26,300
my mind.
Okay.

1035
01:00:26,300 --> 01:00:29,500
Well, he's like it's whatever.
I won't get it.

1036
01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:32,400
Sidetracked on it.
All right and now Godzilla could

1037
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:35,900
finally take on the Mother Ship
but he seems to be uninterested

1038
01:00:35,900 --> 01:00:38,600
in destroying the mothership.
I don't know why seems like

1039
01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:40,500
that's a with baby attack the
mothership.

1040
01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:43,900
But instead they go Tango has to
attack the mothership and to

1041
01:00:43,900 --> 01:00:47,000
can't It sucks.
It Shields are too strong.

1042
01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:51,100
Yeah it's got a in the immortal
words of Captain Gordon, damn

1043
01:00:51,100 --> 01:00:57,000
it.
It's got a barrier Shield, kind

1044
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:59,600
of, there's such amazing
dialogue in this movie, yes.

1045
01:00:59,700 --> 01:01:07,700
Oh good, okay, but then Kazama
the Rival, the guy, the bad guy

1046
01:01:07,700 --> 01:01:11,100
who was brainwashed and is now
not brainwashed.

1047
01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:14,300
Independence days himself?
Yeah, what is this?

1048
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:16,400
They could not be more
Independence.

1049
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:20,700
Day, the ships flying everywhere
looks like Independence Day with

1050
01:01:20,700 --> 01:01:29,300
a touch of episode six.
Yeah you're right and it is a

1051
01:01:29,308 --> 01:01:30,800
sphere.
Yes.

1052
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:35,800
And he does blow it up by just
slamming a plane right into it

1053
01:01:35,900 --> 01:01:41,100
while the hypest music plays.
It's pretty cool but Pleasant

1054
01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:05,300
And then it's like, okay well
now that gotengo could get in

1055
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:08,300
and then the a leads immediately
just teleported to the go take

1056
01:02:08,300 --> 01:02:12,600
him and kill him.
Except for the main cast.

1057
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:15,000
Well yeah I could kill the main
cast.

1058
01:02:15,100 --> 01:02:19,500
He says he is he says I have
plans for you and he doesn't he

1059
01:02:19,500 --> 01:02:24,400
seems like he maybe has plans
for the one guy like our lead

1060
01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:26,700
mutant, but the rest of all, he
seems like he probably should

1061
01:02:26,700 --> 01:02:31,200
have just killed his plans for
them and mostly it's the one guy

1062
01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:36,000
but the plan is still forming so
got to figure it out as he goes,

1063
01:02:36,100 --> 01:02:39,100
he's not really kind of plans.
Maybe he has dinner plans for

1064
01:02:39,100 --> 01:02:42,000
the rest of them.
That's like Darth Vader.

1065
01:02:42,700 --> 01:02:47,400
Okay I think now that I think
about it probably the plan was

1066
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:54,200
because like he immediately
awakens Ozaki as the one they

1067
01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:58,400
call he is apparently a Kaiser,
a mix of human and alien DNA.

1068
01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:01,600
That has a 1 in a billion chance
of being the strongest being in

1069
01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:04,200
existence.
And apparently the main villain

1070
01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:06,500
is also a Kaiser.
So does that mean he's part

1071
01:03:06,500 --> 01:03:08,100
human?
That's not important right now.

1072
01:03:09,300 --> 01:03:11,000
Yeah.
But he Awakening, this was on

1073
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:15,200
mainly and in basically, yeah,
he awakens all talkies Kaiser

1074
01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:18,100
powers and that temporarily
brainwashes him.

1075
01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:21,000
So maybe the plan was like,
okay, I'm going to test the

1076
01:03:21,008 --> 01:03:24,000
limits of my brainwashing by
keeping his friends alive so

1077
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:25,600
that I can get him to kill his
friends.

1078
01:03:26,700 --> 01:03:28,800
Well I like the best we can do
is try to do.

1079
01:03:29,100 --> 01:03:34,000
Yeah yeah and the like it was
explained why Ozaki couldn't be

1080
01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:37,800
brainwashed to begin with even
though he is a mutant is because

1081
01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:40,800
he's this Kaiser who hasn't
awakened yet.

1082
01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:43,600
Yes like yeah.
I like they should have just

1083
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:46,000
called him.
The one like we should have just

1084
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:50,600
seen really controller is also a
Kaiser.

1085
01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:55,600
It would have to be the two.
Well, no but he's agent Smith so

1086
01:03:55,600 --> 01:03:59,000
like Whatever.
Yeah, Ethan Smith is kind of the

1087
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:01,700
one of the machine Army.
Yeah, that.

1088
01:04:01,700 --> 01:04:04,200
Yeah.
A true then.

1089
01:04:04,900 --> 01:04:09,100
All hope seems lost are also
Godzilla.

1090
01:04:09,100 --> 01:04:11,400
I guess we should mention
Godzilla, is also having some

1091
01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:16,600
trouble because they've called
down another monster from space

1092
01:04:16,700 --> 01:04:21,800
who sort of floats down like an
anime villain after Got No Blows

1093
01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:24,400
him out of a meteor.
So I guess korath was real.

1094
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:30,800
Yeah, I guess gorath was real
guns and let's just like face

1095
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:33,400
tanks.
This meteor and is unscathed by

1096
01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:37,700
it, but apparently the meteor
contained Monster X.

1097
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:42,400
The final boss of the film.
Yes.

1098
01:04:42,700 --> 01:04:44,700
All right.
I get a little sketchy towards

1099
01:04:44,700 --> 01:04:46,200
the end of the film.
Yeah.

1100
01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:50,400
Well, there's not much to it.
Yeah.

1101
01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:53,900
And too much to it.
Yeah, I guess that's also true.

1102
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:59,800
Monster X is the only original
monster in the film and I think

1103
01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:02,600
he looks pretty cool.
He does look pretty cool.

1104
01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:06,100
I will give it that, he's a good
design and then the fact that

1105
01:05:06,100 --> 01:05:09,300
he, you know, you could sort of
see cuz he's going to transform

1106
01:05:09,300 --> 01:05:11,000
later on.
You could sort of see signs of

1107
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:12,700
what he's going to.
Foreman 22.

1108
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:15,300
We have pretty neat little bit
of visual foreshadowing.

1109
01:05:15,300 --> 01:05:19,600
I thought that was pretty cool.
Yeah, but Monster X is the first

1110
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:23,200
Monster who is not immediately
Dev destroyed by Godzilla.

1111
01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:29,100
Just got Scylla.
So then mocked her comes in.

1112
01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:33,000
So, control, extends a new guy
gain after her and they have a

1113
01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:37,100
backup final battle while
console is having his main final

1114
01:05:37,100 --> 01:05:39,700
battle.
Well, there's a bird exactly

1115
01:05:39,700 --> 01:05:44,700
final battle between Ozaukee and
controller X.

1116
01:05:44,700 --> 01:05:46,500
Yeah.
It's a lot, but I think it's

1117
01:05:46,500 --> 01:05:47,700
cool.
Yeah.

1118
01:05:47,700 --> 01:05:48,700
Well, you said it was kind of
cool.

1119
01:05:48,700 --> 01:05:49,400
Yeah.
Yeah.

1120
01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:50,900
The monster battles.
Kind of cool.

1121
01:05:51,300 --> 01:05:53,500
The way it ended.
I was sort of confused because

1122
01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:57,200
authors on Fire diving through
guy again.

1123
01:05:57,200 --> 01:06:00,600
I'm like wait, is this what
master planned all along or is

1124
01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:06,400
not just on fire and dead?
Yeah, well Gigan exploded her

1125
01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:08,500
but she survived long enough to
explode.

1126
01:06:08,500 --> 01:06:11,500
Him back my father has never
made it to the end of a movie.

1127
01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:13,600
I think Mothra dies at the end
of that fight.

1128
01:06:13,600 --> 01:06:15,800
Nobody says anything about it
though.

1129
01:06:16,300 --> 01:06:20,100
No, I mean does this matter come
back after this film or his

1130
01:06:20,100 --> 01:06:22,700
mother, okay.
Since this is in its own

1131
01:06:22,700 --> 01:06:26,100
continuity for Zuma bleah.
She is dead.

1132
01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:29,300
We never see any evidence of her
having children, the way other

1133
01:06:29,300 --> 01:06:33,900
continuities have it.
So Bob way sacrificed herself to

1134
01:06:33,900 --> 01:06:37,200
take Gigan out of a fight.
What about adopted?

1135
01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:43,700
Children can't confirm or deny
over the credits.

1136
01:06:43,700 --> 01:06:48,000
We see Mothra flying around
infant Island, but we also see

1137
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:51,000
hetero and stuff.
So, so who knows if that's cut

1138
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:54,000
footage.
Yeah, who knows she was a rock.

1139
01:06:54,300 --> 01:06:56,300
Going to survive but that was
cut.

1140
01:06:56,300 --> 01:06:58,800
What?
Well, such a weird thing to cut

1141
01:06:58,900 --> 01:07:00,100
whatever.
Yeah, we're at least.

1142
01:07:00,100 --> 01:07:02,400
Maybe everybody's.
Okay, and it was just for

1143
01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:07,600
pretends he's I will say two
things about the Mothra guy.

1144
01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:10,700
Get fight.
One guy gets shoots razor blades

1145
01:07:10,700 --> 01:07:13,400
at bother up, mrs.
At the razor blades cut his own

1146
01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:18,000
head off.
I assumed that was because they

1147
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:20,800
went through her like,
projectile reflecting powder

1148
01:07:21,300 --> 01:07:23,800
because that's typically what
our scales do.

1149
01:07:23,900 --> 01:07:28,700
But It's so weirdly edited and
also he does shoot the blades

1150
01:07:28,700 --> 01:07:31,200
out of his nipples.
I do have to point that out.

1151
01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:35,500
Yeah, I mean I want, I do 40K,
so it's nothing new for me.

1152
01:07:35,700 --> 01:07:37,600
Yeah.
And other thing I'm gonna say,

1153
01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:41,700
is this look, Martha is
theoretically, like sort of the

1154
01:07:41,700 --> 01:07:45,800
protector of the Earth, like has
fought gegen before save the

1155
01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:49,200
Earth from these aliens.
Where the fuck was Mothra?

1156
01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:52,100
Well, everything was else was
going on, why is that?

1157
01:07:52,100 --> 01:07:55,400
Now when Martha is showing up, I
know what happened.

1158
01:07:55,800 --> 01:08:00,800
It's a big nap, the the show but
Jen only like pray, it's like

1159
01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:04,200
hmmm maybe this was a bad idea
to Leave It All To Godzilla,

1160
01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:08,100
maybe we should wake up the boss
and have her help, you know.

1161
01:08:08,100 --> 01:08:11,100
This might have been a bad idea
to leave to Godzilla, especially

1162
01:08:11,100 --> 01:08:13,200
since Godzilla was imprisoned in
ice.

1163
01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:18,300
Yeah, hindsight hindsight
anyway.

1164
01:08:18,300 --> 01:08:23,700
What so we have the fight
between Godzilla Monster X and

1165
01:08:23,700 --> 01:08:28,100
on the Ship all seems lost.
It seems like our Kaiser is now

1166
01:08:28,100 --> 01:08:31,500
joined up with the aliens except
for.

1167
01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:35,100
It's like a dagger thing that
will show machine gave him

1168
01:08:35,100 --> 01:08:36,399
earlier.
Yeah.

1169
01:08:36,399 --> 01:08:40,600
Ancient amulet.
Yeah Miyuki stabs that into

1170
01:08:40,600 --> 01:08:43,899
ozaki's back and that Magics the
mind-control out of him.

1171
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:49,100
And then he says that the
stabbed and he says the line

1172
01:08:49,100 --> 01:08:51,500
that they repeat several times
throughout the movie as if it's

1173
01:08:51,500 --> 01:08:54,100
important but doesn't really
seem like it's that important.

1174
01:08:54,700 --> 01:08:57,899
You choose what to do with your
powers, whether it's good or

1175
01:08:57,899 --> 01:08:59,700
evil.
It's your choice or something to

1176
01:08:59,700 --> 01:09:02,100
that effect.
Well, it's his Mantra.

1177
01:09:02,300 --> 01:09:05,899
It's his new mantra.
So it, you know, it draws out

1178
01:09:05,899 --> 01:09:10,000
his, his true potential to be a
good guy, I guess.

1179
01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:12,700
Yes.
Well a less bad guy and we'll

1180
01:09:12,700 --> 01:09:15,100
see what he does.
Once Humanities back to full

1181
01:09:15,100 --> 01:09:16,300
power.
Yes.

1182
01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:22,600
Being that, he's a God now.
Yeah, and so he has a crazy

1183
01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:26,200
fight with the X.
Alien controller and it's

1184
01:09:26,200 --> 01:09:29,800
fucking it's a bunch of Matrix
shit, that's okay.

1185
01:09:30,100 --> 01:09:32,800
But yeah.
Also goes on for a while.

1186
01:09:32,800 --> 01:09:35,899
I will say the think I like
least about this, I don't like

1187
01:09:35,899 --> 01:09:39,399
the set of the alien ship.
It's pretty ugly and pretty

1188
01:09:39,399 --> 01:09:42,399
boring.
Look it's like the like 2010

1189
01:09:42,399 --> 01:09:44,399
Tardis.
If they took all the interesting

1190
01:09:44,399 --> 01:09:50,800
stuff out, it looks inside of an
art deco, lamp in the most

1191
01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:57,000
boring way possible.
All right of also fighting

1192
01:09:57,000 --> 01:10:00,200
controller X, all the other
humans escape and we discover

1193
01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:03,900
that the humans who have been
replaced by aliens, the gdf

1194
01:10:03,900 --> 01:10:07,600
commander, the secretary-general
the other GF commander who we

1195
01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:09,400
haven't mentioned because he's
not important.

1196
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:14,500
Yeah there are also alive and
have escaped somehow literally

1197
01:10:14,500 --> 01:10:16,700
they don't give an explanation
they just said we escaped

1198
01:10:16,700 --> 01:10:19,600
somehow.
Yeah and apparently the

1199
01:10:19,608 --> 01:10:22,100
secretary-general can use a gun.
What's the line?

1200
01:10:22,100 --> 01:10:25,000
He says that they called me.
Hotshot or whatever.

1201
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:29,900
They used to call me mr.
One shot which I don't think

1202
01:10:29,900 --> 01:10:31,100
that means what you think it
means.

1203
01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:36,100
Yeah, it really doesn't in
Japanese, they said something

1204
01:10:36,100 --> 01:10:37,700
different, they call us calm,
mr.

1205
01:10:37,700 --> 01:10:41,800
Something shot is a reference,
that is another reference.

1206
01:10:41,800 --> 01:10:45,400
That's why that line is in there
because he played a secret agent

1207
01:10:45,400 --> 01:10:47,000
character.
That was called like mr.

1208
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:49,100
One shot or something like that.
Okay.

1209
01:10:49,100 --> 01:10:53,100
So it's not for it.
Yeah, it would be like, if Sean

1210
01:10:53,100 --> 01:10:56,100
Connery, Showed up in a movie
playing a completely different

1211
01:10:56,100 --> 01:11:00,400
character, and then they call me
Jake, oldest, Shawn James Shawn.

1212
01:11:00,500 --> 01:11:02,700
Oh yeah, that would actually be
how they would describe.

1213
01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:07,500
Yeah.
And if there, there's an

1214
01:11:07,500 --> 01:11:12,500
interminable laser gun fight
between all of the humans and

1215
01:11:12,500 --> 01:11:17,800
the Xillia pne's Gordon, gets it
to a fight with two of the

1216
01:11:18,200 --> 01:11:20,900
Xillia dance.
In a hand-to-hand fight.

1217
01:11:22,100 --> 01:11:25,200
He's which he initiates.
Because they point a gun at him,

1218
01:11:25,200 --> 01:11:28,900
and he has a katana, has a
katana in this movie and he just

1219
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:32,700
takes the katana, plants it in
the wall, and raises, his fists,

1220
01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:35,000
and the Excellence.
Just look at your like, yeah.

1221
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:36,500
Okay.
And they tossed, the gun aside

1222
01:11:36,500 --> 01:11:40,300
and decide sure, I remembered
there was a katana planted in

1223
01:11:40,300 --> 01:11:42,300
the wall, but I forgot the
context of it.

1224
01:11:42,500 --> 01:11:44,600
It was that.
Yes, he puts it in the wall, he

1225
01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:46,300
doesn't really use that Katana
much.

1226
01:11:46,300 --> 01:11:49,600
He mostly just has waves that
around to look cool.

1227
01:11:50,200 --> 01:11:53,700
Like the female alien who stole
it uses it more than he does.

1228
01:11:53,800 --> 01:11:59,000
It is yeah, then after he's at
the end of the fight, he's about

1229
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:01,500
to hit one of the eggs, ilion's
that she's like you wouldn't hit

1230
01:12:01,500 --> 01:12:05,300
a girl with you.
He's like, yeah.

1231
01:12:05,300 --> 01:12:07,600
And he karate chops are big
battles.

1232
01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:11,800
Going on, whatever Our Heroes
escape a Godzilla shoots his

1233
01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:16,000
Atomic breath at the spaceship
at one point, which messes it

1234
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:18,200
up.
We're melding all this stuff

1235
01:12:18,200 --> 01:12:25,300
together but the way it does, in
my memory, Our Heroes escape and

1236
01:12:25,300 --> 01:12:30,500
once everything is seemingly
done, it is Monday leveled that.

1237
01:12:30,500 --> 01:12:34,400
Well first before the directs
has to go to his final form,

1238
01:12:35,500 --> 01:12:41,200
which is Ghidorah, or a new
version of Ghidorah called

1239
01:12:41,200 --> 01:12:43,100
Kaiser.
Ghidorah and he's dope.

1240
01:12:43,200 --> 01:12:46,100
It's actually really good design
for Ghidorah.

1241
01:12:46,600 --> 01:12:52,600
Yeah, and Kaiser Ghidorah beats
Godzilla just like beets in

1242
01:12:52,900 --> 01:12:56,700
grabs it by By the, Yeah, like
everything.

1243
01:12:56,700 --> 01:13:00,000
Before this, I sort of regret
that I wasn't able to complete a

1244
01:13:00,008 --> 01:13:02,500
re-watch, but I remember this
being kind of cool.

1245
01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:07,500
Yes, it's also the first time
Couture has gravity, beams

1246
01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:11,300
actually have gravity Powers.
They call them gravity.

1247
01:13:11,300 --> 01:13:12,900
Beans.
But they've just been lightning

1248
01:13:12,900 --> 01:13:16,900
until this movie where he
actually uses them to levitate

1249
01:13:16,900 --> 01:13:19,100
Godzilla and toss him through a
building.

1250
01:13:19,800 --> 01:13:23,100
Yeah, well, you know, the Layman
does not understand what gravity

1251
01:13:23,100 --> 01:13:26,000
is.
That's, I guess not and all hope

1252
01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:28,900
seems lost Godzilla.
We blown up the alien

1253
01:13:28,900 --> 01:13:31,600
Mothership, but now look at
Kaiser, Ghidorah is going to

1254
01:13:31,600 --> 01:13:33,200
kill Godzilla.
And then guys could always just

1255
01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:34,700
get destroyed the Earth.
What are we going to do?

1256
01:13:34,900 --> 01:13:37,700
Godzilla needs our help.
How are we going to help

1257
01:13:37,700 --> 01:13:39,700
Godzilla?
He's losing all of this energy?

1258
01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:42,000
I don't know.
I forget explain.

1259
01:13:42,700 --> 01:13:47,800
Ozaki somehow uses his Kaiser
powers to fire a wave of like

1260
01:13:48,300 --> 01:13:52,100
healing energy at Godzilla
through the go Tangos.

1261
01:13:52,100 --> 01:13:54,200
Maser Cannon.
Seems Jit.

1262
01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:55,700
Yeah.
And it's kind of cool as he's

1263
01:13:55,700 --> 01:13:59,100
like, going through like that.
It's very cool. / ridiculous.

1264
01:13:59,100 --> 01:14:02,400
This is like, he's pressing like
some buttons to make it happen

1265
01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:05,300
and then just an infinity symbol
if he was on the computer

1266
01:14:05,300 --> 01:14:09,500
screen.
And then laser shoots out a, he

1267
01:14:09,600 --> 01:14:12,900
gives his Kaiser energy to
Godzilla, which is up to make

1268
01:14:12,900 --> 01:14:14,600
Godzilla be like, okay, fuck
you.

1269
01:14:14,800 --> 01:14:16,900
Give to her and he just, he just
kills Ghidorah.

1270
01:14:17,200 --> 01:14:19,000
Yes.
Maybe it's not official in the

1271
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:21,400
movie but that becomes Kaiser
Godzilla.

1272
01:14:21,700 --> 01:14:26,300
Yes, I suppose.
So I never thought of it like

1273
01:14:26,300 --> 01:14:30,600
that it is pretty good.
He takes off guitars heads like

1274
01:14:30,600 --> 01:14:34,200
one at a time and then it's like
smacking him around for a while

1275
01:14:34,200 --> 01:14:36,600
and then finally blasted into
space.

1276
01:14:37,100 --> 01:14:39,900
Hmm.
Nobody's done hydras right since

1277
01:14:39,900 --> 01:14:44,000
the ancient Greeks and now we've
got the big problem because we

1278
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:47,200
keep having big problems.
Everyone's dead except Godzilla

1279
01:14:47,600 --> 01:14:49,600
and Godzilla's fucking pissed
off.

1280
01:14:50,500 --> 01:14:53,500
He immediately grounds the go
Tango, like yeah.

1281
01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:58,600
In even hesitate.
Yeah after the ghost a ghost a

1282
01:14:58,600 --> 01:15:02,500
of Debbie's immediate like that
was stupid of you asshole.

1283
01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:05,500
It's immediately destroys it.
Well I'll be fair.

1284
01:15:05,500 --> 01:15:08,200
The go Tango was the reason he
was Trapped Under Ice.

1285
01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:11,900
This is true.
Yes, we got really bored under

1286
01:15:11,900 --> 01:15:14,400
there.
Don't tell he was, he was

1287
01:15:14,400 --> 01:15:19,200
working out bang, bang, bang.
And then we have everybody like

1288
01:15:19,200 --> 01:15:24,400
on the ground like looking up at
Godzilla and like do Not fried

1289
01:15:24,400 --> 01:15:27,500
it's like draw his katana.
Like he's gonna go hit Godzilla

1290
01:15:27,900 --> 01:15:30,400
like they're getting their guns
in the like pointy of operative.

1291
01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:33,000
It's like what the fuck just
think is gonna happen here?

1292
01:15:33,100 --> 01:15:35,200
He just think of the back to
those assholes with riot

1293
01:15:35,200 --> 01:15:37,400
shields.
Yeah, right.

1294
01:15:39,100 --> 01:15:43,500
It's not about winning, it's
about sending a message.

1295
01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:45,700
Will Godzilla receive that
message?

1296
01:15:45,700 --> 01:15:48,500
Probably not, but you can't say
we didn't send it.

1297
01:15:49,100 --> 01:15:52,800
Well, Godzilla gets another
message though because out of

1298
01:15:52,800 --> 01:15:58,400
nowhere.
We see the hunter guy, the kid

1299
01:15:58,400 --> 01:16:02,300
and Manila pull up in their
truck into this fucking grown to

1300
01:16:02,300 --> 01:16:05,500
giant size that he hasn't grown
the truck.

1301
01:16:05,500 --> 01:16:08,200
He's getting bigger but he
actually throws to giant size.

1302
01:16:08,200 --> 01:16:13,100
Adjust the second and what
happened to make him grow.

1303
01:16:13,100 --> 01:16:15,900
It was like, seeing Godzilla and
trying to emulate them.

1304
01:16:16,400 --> 01:16:19,200
Yeah.
It's just cuz he did it in the,

1305
01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:21,100
in the other movie, was able to
get big.

1306
01:16:21,100 --> 01:16:22,400
So he's able to do it at this
one.

1307
01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:23,800
Fuck it.
Don't worry about it.

1308
01:16:24,100 --> 01:16:27,700
Fair enough.
And we do a little thing where

1309
01:16:27,700 --> 01:16:30,100
they're talking about.
We saw a couple of the seeds

1310
01:16:30,100 --> 01:16:32,000
earlier.
The little boy was s Keys.

1311
01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:35,300
Dad like why is Godzilla so mad
at all of us?

1312
01:16:35,500 --> 01:16:39,500
Cause we suck is that's like
because we use nukes once and

1313
01:16:39,500 --> 01:16:41,900
Godzilla's still hasn't forgiven
us from that.

1314
01:16:42,600 --> 01:16:45,300
It seems like why would you be
attacking Japan if you're mad

1315
01:16:45,300 --> 01:16:47,300
about nukes?
Like if there's one place to

1316
01:16:47,300 --> 01:16:50,900
attack.
Wait wait didn't nukes.

1317
01:16:50,900 --> 01:16:55,300
Make Godzilla from an iguana
depends on which Continuity,

1318
01:16:55,300 --> 01:17:00,500
you're going with gotcha.
The Iguana is only the, the

1319
01:17:00,500 --> 01:17:02,900
TriStar American.
Well, yeah, especially that one

1320
01:17:02,900 --> 01:17:05,800
was the Zillow one.
Yeah, right, right.

1321
01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:07,600
Yeah.
There is, I feel like in the

1322
01:17:07,600 --> 01:17:11,600
earlier films, there was some
indication that nukes did make

1323
01:17:11,600 --> 01:17:15,500
Godzilla.
Yeah, they woke him up at least.

1324
01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:17,600
Yeah, I was about to say, I
thought it was a welcome up.

1325
01:17:17,600 --> 01:17:21,600
Well, remember in the in the
heisei ones he was a Godzilla

1326
01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:25,500
Soros, which was a separate
dinosaur that It had just opened

1327
01:17:25,500 --> 01:17:28,500
a big Forever on an island.
Yeah, I don't spin while you

1328
01:17:28,500 --> 01:17:29,500
went.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1329
01:17:29,508 --> 01:17:31,100
I do again.
I don't know if you're with us.

1330
01:17:31,100 --> 01:17:34,100
Well, that episode.
But yeah, remember that would

1331
01:17:34,500 --> 01:17:36,700
that was, that was the one with
the time travel.

1332
01:17:36,700 --> 01:17:38,300
That didn't make any goddamn
sense.

1333
01:17:38,800 --> 01:17:41,000
We don't have time to get into
that again.

1334
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:41,900
Oh my God.
Yes.

1335
01:17:42,700 --> 01:17:47,400
But anyway, but anyway, the
menial runs forward and he's

1336
01:17:47,400 --> 01:17:51,900
like, Mmm, Mmm, because he can't
talk is his fucking Kaiju and he

1337
01:17:51,907 --> 01:17:54,300
like, puts his arms up to be
like, no.

1338
01:17:54,900 --> 01:17:57,800
Kill them Godzilla.
We need to be friends now and

1339
01:17:57,800 --> 01:18:01,300
the same kid does the same to
stop the humans from doing it?

1340
01:18:01,500 --> 01:18:04,100
Please, don't you Godzilla?
We have to be friends now.

1341
01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:08,300
And then this is when Manila
gets super big for some reason.

1342
01:18:08,800 --> 01:18:11,500
I mean to be fair, he's
communicating his boat as well

1343
01:18:11,500 --> 01:18:14,900
as my toddler does in that.
Instant, I may be about tracking

1344
01:18:14,900 --> 01:18:17,200
when Manila gets big, but
regardless he he gets really

1345
01:18:17,200 --> 01:18:18,600
big.
We couldn't have been that big

1346
01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:20,300
before because he had been in
the truck.

1347
01:18:20,600 --> 01:18:23,500
Now he has to get bigger.
So yeah, he wasn't in the truck

1348
01:18:23,500 --> 01:18:26,500
when he got to that.
Seen like he at some point he

1349
01:18:26,500 --> 01:18:29,300
started getting bigger and we
just don't cut back to the

1350
01:18:29,300 --> 01:18:33,100
Hunter and his kid until.
Yeah, they show up following

1351
01:18:33,100 --> 01:18:35,400
Manila in the final scene.
I guess.

1352
01:18:35,400 --> 01:18:37,300
You're right.
Maybe not in the truck.

1353
01:18:37,700 --> 01:18:39,300
Yeah.
No, they're in the truck, it

1354
01:18:39,300 --> 01:18:41,500
just bonilla's on the truck.
He wasn't.

1355
01:18:41,900 --> 01:18:44,900
There you go.
Regardless manila's like don't

1356
01:18:44,900 --> 01:18:47,300
kill them and for some reason
Godzilla's like yeah.

1357
01:18:47,700 --> 01:18:48,400
Okay.
Fine.

1358
01:18:48,600 --> 01:18:52,800
The guzzle just walks away.
Yeah, Godzilla and menu walk off

1359
01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:55,100
into the sunset walk into the
Chin.

1360
01:18:55,300 --> 01:18:58,200
And the humans are like, well I
guess we got to rebuild the

1361
01:18:58,200 --> 01:19:01,200
entire ye of human Civilization
now.

1362
01:19:02,100 --> 01:19:04,500
So Brian Stalin's just real
happy.

1363
01:19:04,500 --> 01:19:09,900
Nobody called him on not getting
Godzilla trapped in ice and

1364
01:19:09,900 --> 01:19:14,100
they're like, I guess it's over.
And then that our hero man is

1365
01:19:14,100 --> 01:19:16,800
like, no, it's just the
beginning.

1366
01:19:17,500 --> 01:19:20,200
No, but like for real, he's for
realsies though.

1367
01:19:20,200 --> 01:19:22,500
I think like pretty much
everything is over.

1368
01:19:22,500 --> 01:19:26,300
We've got eight of us left.
There's probably other humans

1369
01:19:26,300 --> 01:19:29,100
around somewhere, right?
See and you know, on the

1370
01:19:29,100 --> 01:19:31,900
mainland.
Also, here's the thing to, we

1371
01:19:31,900 --> 01:19:34,500
established earlier, it was
established early in the movie

1372
01:19:34,500 --> 01:19:40,100
that nothing happened in Canada.
Like, no Canada was safe this

1373
01:19:40,100 --> 01:19:43,600
whole time.
I hear there's just people in

1374
01:19:43,600 --> 01:19:45,700
Canada watching what's going on
on the news going.

1375
01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:50,300
Well I'm glad it's not us, not
Mechagodzilla attacked Canada we

1376
01:19:50,300 --> 01:19:54,700
just didn't see that clearly
Canada safe from Kaiju because I

1377
01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:57,800
can name three cities from here.
Exactly.

1378
01:19:58,700 --> 01:19:59,300
All right.
God.

1379
01:19:59,300 --> 01:20:04,200
I'm and then the last thing we
see, the last thing we see is

1380
01:20:04,200 --> 01:20:09,100
Godzilla roaring and that is the
last time Godzilla was maybe

1381
01:20:09,100 --> 01:20:12,900
we'll ever be played by suit
actor and that that was his

1382
01:20:12,900 --> 01:20:17,400
series for a solid ten years and
then they play the terrible

1383
01:20:17,400 --> 01:20:19,200
documentary sounding music
again.

1384
01:20:19,300 --> 01:20:22,100
I can't hate well documentary
sounding music.

1385
01:20:22,800 --> 01:20:24,200
Well, it was the end for ten
years.

1386
01:20:24,200 --> 01:20:32,900
What's what's our next movie?
That would 2014 2016 2014, the

1387
01:20:32,900 --> 01:20:39,200
first of the American mobster
verse films by Led who I was not

1388
01:20:39,200 --> 01:20:42,600
sure if those counted made to
celebrate 60 years because we

1389
01:20:42,600 --> 01:20:46,000
have didn't mention it but this
was the 50-year anniversary of

1390
01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:49,100
the big guy which is why this
movie such a celebration.

1391
01:20:49,600 --> 01:20:53,500
Yeah, I actually know somebody
who's in the first monster verse

1392
01:20:54,100 --> 01:20:57,000
Godzilla as an extra because
they did some of the Filming for

1393
01:20:57,000 --> 01:20:59,100
that out in BC o heat.
Yeah.

1394
01:20:59,100 --> 01:21:01,000
It was one of the soldiers on
the train.

1395
01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:03,400
I think nice.
They do some pretty interesting

1396
01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:06,700
stuff from BC.
All right, so now it's time for

1397
01:21:06,700 --> 01:21:10,100
us to rate this movie.
Okay.

1398
01:21:10,500 --> 01:21:14,600
So how on a scale of one to
five?

1399
01:21:14,900 --> 01:21:18,000
What do you think of this one?
I'll go first.

1400
01:21:18,800 --> 01:21:22,900
Fucking this movie rules.
I love this movie.

1401
01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:26,300
It's got a million problems and
I overlook every single one.

1402
01:21:27,600 --> 01:21:33,200
It's just a it's as there's a
new idea, every fucking 10

1403
01:21:33,200 --> 01:21:37,700
seconds, and so many Monsters
Everywhere.

1404
01:21:37,900 --> 01:21:40,000
Godzilla stomping on all of
them.

1405
01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:46,400
Motorcycle fights, I love it.
I give it 5, motorcycle fights

1406
01:21:46,400 --> 01:21:48,100
out of 5.
I'll go next.

1407
01:21:48,400 --> 01:21:52,300
I I also really like this movie
right from the beginning.

1408
01:21:52,300 --> 01:21:59,100
I knew it was one of those like
really fun romps I can't give it

1409
01:21:59,108 --> 01:22:03,300
a perfect score because there
was like, that's a fish from

1410
01:22:03,300 --> 01:22:05,000
you.
Yeah, I know, right?

1411
01:22:06,900 --> 01:22:10,600
They didn't like, I think they
cut some stuff that could have

1412
01:22:10,600 --> 01:22:12,900
been left in, and it would have
improved the movie.

1413
01:22:13,200 --> 01:22:15,700
I get that it was a long run
time as it was.

1414
01:22:15,700 --> 01:22:19,100
So, I'm gonna have to give it
four cups of coffee out of 5.

1415
01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:22,300
I'm with, I'm with Dan.
I love this movie.

1416
01:22:22,900 --> 01:22:26,400
It is so, so stupid and so
bright.

1417
01:22:26,500 --> 01:22:29,600
Right?
And so proud of what it is and

1418
01:22:29,600 --> 01:22:32,400
it's sincere.
God fucking damn it.

1419
01:22:32,400 --> 01:22:36,900
This is a sincere movie like
they never smile and wink at the

1420
01:22:36,907 --> 01:22:38,400
camera.
Like yeah we know this is

1421
01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:41,200
ridiculous.
They commit to the fucking bit

1422
01:22:41,500 --> 01:22:45,300
every step of the way and it is
the most fun.

1423
01:22:45,300 --> 01:22:49,700
You can have watching a Godzilla
film absolutely.

1424
01:22:49,700 --> 01:22:53,100
Like I give this thing 5
Pillsbury Doughboy Godzilla

1425
01:22:53,100 --> 01:22:56,400
children out of five man.
I love this thing.

1426
01:22:56,500 --> 01:22:57,500
Aang.
All right.

1427
01:22:57,500 --> 01:23:00,800
And as always, I give this a
five out of five after that.

1428
01:23:00,800 --> 01:23:02,700
Hit the head.
I do not remember the numbers

1429
01:23:02,700 --> 01:23:06,800
before 5:00.
It's problems are glaring.

1430
01:23:06,800 --> 01:23:11,400
I, it's a real weird movie but 5
out of 5 from me.

1431
01:23:11,900 --> 01:23:13,600
Okay.
We got to teach you.

1432
01:23:13,600 --> 01:23:15,400
Those other numbers.
It's okay.

1433
01:23:15,400 --> 01:23:18,200
You're allowed to make like it
but they've tried.

1434
01:23:18,300 --> 01:23:23,500
It's just doesn't take.
Well, this has been our April

1435
01:23:23,500 --> 01:23:28,600
1st episode of Daniels Dyke.
Hyeju Tails, wrap it up the last

1436
01:23:28,600 --> 01:23:31,900
chapter of the Godzilla Saga for
now Dan.

1437
01:23:31,900 --> 01:23:34,200
It's a Daniels dead Kaiju
theater.

1438
01:23:34,200 --> 01:23:36,100
You're getting confused with
that last podcast.

1439
01:23:36,400 --> 01:23:37,300
Oh yeah.
Do that.

1440
01:23:37,300 --> 01:23:40,600
That one was stupid though.
This is not man. 29 episodes in.

1441
01:23:40,600 --> 01:23:43,300
You're still getting it wrong.
Yeah, you're right.

1442
01:23:43,300 --> 01:23:44,600
I'm sorry about that.
I'm sorry.

1443
01:23:45,100 --> 01:23:48,800
All right, thanks so much for
listening tune in next week for

1444
01:23:48,800 --> 01:23:53,200
us to discuss a little bit of
the monster verse and a real

1445
01:23:53,200 --> 01:23:56,100
chunky Godzilla.
Thanks everybody.

1446
01:23:59,200 --> 01:24:02,200
Thank you so much.
Daniel sighs.

1447
01:24:02,200 --> 01:24:11,200
Hi Judy.
As long as Twitter continues to,

1448
01:24:13,300 --> 01:24:16,500
we have new episodes, every
other Friday at fun bonus stuff

1449
01:24:16,500 --> 01:24:18,000
like this on the occasional
often.

1450
01:24:18,800 --> 01:24:21,200
These tell your friends and
review us on your podcast.

1451
01:24:21,200 --> 01:24:24,200
Platform of, I might need some
of the reviews on the show in

1452
01:24:24,200 --> 01:24:26,300
the coming weeks, it truly does
help.

1453
01:24:26,400 --> 01:24:28,300
Us out.
So give us a review.

1454
01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:33,800
Thanks again.
Have a Kaiju tastic.

1455
01:24:45,600 --> 01:24:47,600
Oh God.
Should I come up with some

1456
01:24:47,600 --> 01:24:49,100
goodbye thing?
Now we don't need it.

1457
01:24:49,300 --> 01:24:53,000
I think it's fine.
Oh, I wrote out a cat's line

1458
01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:56,000
here.
Okay, get your thrill of from

1459
01:24:56,000 --> 01:24:59,700
the Zilla.
Happy April Fool's y'all.